Angelina Jolie anyone? [Archive]

Disco Dan

5th December 2007, 21:11

Anjelina Jolie anyone???

Your eyes will love you forever...

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Need divX and a fresh data cap ;)

necrolyte

5th December 2007, 21:46

Ahhh the things those lips could do...

Edit: :drool:

Tank

5th December 2007, 21:46

of course she wouldn't even use me to wipe dog shit off her shoes - but Ill sit here and say "I'd tap that" like I was doing her a favor.

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HTFU

5th December 2007, 22:00

She's all good. But here is a similar looking but less hard version and more to my taste - Claire Forlani. But hey I'm not that fussy.

http://www.geocities.com/~ken_m_lee/mjbcf71.jpg

Actress. Alongside Sean Connery in The Rock and Anthony Hopkins in Meet Joe Black.

Big Dog

5th December 2007, 22:16

Man that load slow

R6_kid

5th December 2007, 22:22

She's only hot with the right makeup, otherwise she's pretty average, but her body is f00ken mint.

Oh, and she fully hooked up with her brother - WHAT THE FUCK!

Disco Dan

5th December 2007, 22:25

Man that load slow

you need faster internet my friend ;)

98tls

5th December 2007, 23:06

fredie

5th December 2007, 23:37

she hooked up with her brother ????????

FlangMasterJ

6th December 2007, 07:40

http://www.geocities.com/~ken_m_lee/mjbcf71.jpg

Don't forget Mallrats.

I've gone off Angelina. She's been looking a bit crackwhorish of late.

Finn

6th December 2007, 07:50

She's actually a cool chick. I met her at a party with the Tomb Raider set which my cousin was stunt coordinator. I asked him if I could do stunts if she ever did Womb Raider and he told her what I said. She thought it was really funny but never called again.

Finn

6th December 2007, 07:51

Oh, and she fully hooked up with her brother - WHAT THE FUCK!

If you had a sister like that, wouldn't you?

Patch

6th December 2007, 08:02

only in a small distant town, many miles from here

you sick mofo

Hitcher

6th December 2007, 08:09

Madder than a cut snake. There's something about sanity that I find to be a particularly endearing quality in a woman. Particularly one who has access to one's regions nether. And one's wallet.

007XX

6th December 2007, 08:33

Hell yeah!!!!!! I'm not the "fan" type, but she would definitely be a celebrity I'd like to meet...:yes:

Before she came along: Michelle Pfeiffer...Beautiful!

007XX

6th December 2007, 08:43

Madder than a cut snake. There's something about sanity that I find to be a particularly endearing quality in a woman. Particularly one who has access to one's regions nether. And one's wallet.

She's also extremely smart, down to earth, a staunch humanitarian, not to mention a really good actress too, and a celebrity who actually does use her fame and fortune to try to help people in need...

If that's being mad, then I want to be mad like her...

Oh and I do love to play with knives too:devil2:, so I guess I am mad! :crazy:

Mikkel

6th December 2007, 18:38

Ahhh the things those lips could do...

Edit: :drool:

I actually think they can do just about what all other lips can do... :rolleyes:
But yeah, they'd look sexier than the average doing it.

Oh and I do love to play with knives too:devil2:, so I guess I am mad! :crazy:

No no, that's all good. Veggies need chopping, potatoes peeling, etc... :dodge:

Big Dog

6th December 2007, 18:42

Veggies need chopping, potatoes peeling, etc... :dodge:
They also make a great sex toy.

Certainly great for heightening the senses, trust games etc.

puddy

6th December 2007, 19:02

RC1

6th December 2007, 19:09

AJ does nothing for me and cant act for shit imho

Big Dog

6th December 2007, 19:20

AJ does nothing for me and cant act for shit imho

On the other hand even straight girls want to have a threesome with her...

Mikkel

6th December 2007, 20:47

On the other hand even straight girls want to have a threesome with her...

YES EXACTLY! The point we've all missed so far - this one is important fellas. :drool:

On the other hand, that doesn't actually makes it any easier for us to get straight girls into a threesome now does it?

007XX

7th December 2007, 08:16

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No no, that's all good. Veggies need chopping, potatoes peeling, etc... :dodge:

:laugh:Guess you'll have to come up and help me figure out what can be done with a gherkin then, eh? :msn-wink:bleh:

They also make a great sex toy.
Certainly great for heightening the senses, trust games etc.

Yep...nuff said, as you were...:shifty:

Big Dog

7th December 2007, 17:44

YES EXACTLY! The point we've all missed so far - this one is important fellas. :drool:

On the other hand, that doesn't actually makes it any easier for us to get straight girls into a threesome now does it?

You would be surprised what an ex and her friend started while watching tomb raider. Never did see the end.

TRAINING WHEELS

7th December 2007, 20:00

Oh and I do love to play with knives too:devil2:, so I guess I am mad! :crazy:

MMM No Not mad :2thumbsup....Its is a massive trust thing which heightens other sensors especially when blindfolded :innocent:

TRAINING WHEELS

7th December 2007, 20:02

On the other hand even straight girls want to have a threesome with her...

MMMM ....not sure about that ...

skidMark

7th December 2007, 20:11

she hooked up with her brother ????????

why are you so damn shocked, you are australian.

kerfufflez

8th December 2007, 03:18

She's also extremely smart, down to earth, a staunch humanitarian, not to mention a really good actress too, and a celebrity who actually does use her fame and fortune to try to help people in need...

And yet won't have anything to do with her own father, and denies him access to his grandchild(ren)...

Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 07:54

Flipping typical... :yawn:

Post up a sexy compilation of Angelina Jolie and you lot start putting your opinions and judgements in about her... *sigh* ...why cant you just enjoy her beauty? :zzzz:

Storm

8th December 2007, 08:15

Because shes just not that hot.

(Depending on who you ask. This is the net, where pointless arguing and uninformed mouthing off is the order of the day:D:D)

DMNTD

8th December 2007, 08:23

If you had a sister like that, wouldn't you?

Hell yes...:spudguita:spudguita:spudguita:spudguita

Grahameeboy

8th December 2007, 08:30

Hell yes...:spudguita:spudguita:spudguita:spudguita

Does nought for me lad.............remember it's not the cover it's the content so you need a beginning, a middle and an end........almost said climax then.............

Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 09:02

Some more Jolie eye candy ;)

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Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 09:39

And another.... :whistle:

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Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 09:40

Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 09:42

Hello Sailer girl...

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I should really stop looking at girly videos at work... meh.. used up my bandwith at home so time to use the work line ;) hehe

Disco Dan

8th December 2007, 09:44

Now this one will get your trousers to make a perfect "action man tent"...

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Disco Dan

9th December 2007, 11:38

For those "newbs" to DivX - after you have watched one of these embedded clips/movies right click/option click and you can save the clip to your hard drive... :yes: better than youtube ;) hehe

skidMark

9th December 2007, 11:41

tri boy

9th December 2007, 11:56

AJ finally made it to the top of the Celeb tree, when Sth Park ripped the piss out of her in the head lice episode. (scratching fanny at the end):killingme

007XX

10th December 2007, 08:02

MMM No Not mad :2thumbsup....Its is a massive trust thing which heightens other sensors especially when blindfolded :innocent:

Indeed...:D :whistle:

MMMM ....not sure about that ...

I am...:2thumbsup

And yet won't have anything to do with her own father, and denies him access to his grandchild(ren)...

And that has to do what with her being a humanitarian how???? Unless you were privy to the intimate details of their relationship as a father/daughter, I don't see how you can positively know this is not a good thing she is doing... aka: her father may be a complete bastard for all you know. You have to be careful basing your opinion on what junk tabloids advertise as the truth.

You will note I did not post that she is an awesome Mum, because I don't know that for a fact.

deanohit

10th December 2007, 08:11

Post up a sexy compilation of Angelina Jolie and you lot start putting your opinions and judgements in about her... *sigh* ...why cant you just enjoy her beauty? :zzzz:

The thing is, she isn't what I would call the best looking actress on the screen, but each to their own, she did look hot in the Tomb Raider and Mr & Mrs Smith movies. :love:

Big Dog

10th December 2007, 19:04

For those "newbs" to DivX - after you have watched one of these embedded clips/movies right click/option click and you can save the clip to your hard drive... :yes: better than youtube ;) hehe

Or you can set it to save all.

This has some serious benifits, not the least of which you can resize smaller if the person of questionable mental health makes the quality too low so, so low all you get is a bunch of squares that resemble a picture if you squint.
You can make it bigger if the person of questionable ability made it so high def that it takes 10 minutes to buffer a 3 minute track but its only half the size of a packet of ciggies when displayed.

PS no trouser tent will ever be erected by me because of a series of stills that includes Katie Holmes - Cruise. So lacking in sex appeal that she drained the others.

Hitcher

10th December 2007, 19:39

The thing is, she isn't what I would call the best looking actress on the screen, but each to their own, she did look hot in the Tomb Raider and Mr & Mrs Smith movies.

It's amazing what a bit of flesh-coloured twink over those awful tats can do.

Big Dog

10th December 2007, 23:51

It's amazing what a bit of flesh-coloured twink over those awful tats can do.
I know! Totally ruined it.
Some people like the whole demure face with bad girl tattoos...:girlfight:

Hitcher

11th December 2007, 08:44

At least her tats aren't from the usual collection of clip art that many people feel compelled to 'adorn' their bodies with. But she still looks like some crazed tagger has been on a rampage. The ones on her arm (replacing the attempted lasering of the one professing undying love for Billy Bob) highlight my greatest fear -- uneducated and illiterate tatooists. The person who installed the "birth locations of her four children" has no understanding of the conventions of latitude or longitude. Sigh.