Stupid warning labels

[Bren]

Some people are just IDIOTS...have a look at these!

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/ipod.jpg
Why would you eat an IPod.....so you could get a "feel" for the music???

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/dogmeds.jpg
Who lets the dog DRIVE for fucks sake???

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/WashingMachineLabel500.jpg
wanna go for a spin in my washing machine????

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/images/WARNpics/peanutwarning.jpg
of course it contains peanuts you idiot!...

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/olfa_knife.jpg
Keep out of children? so I cant stab the little rug-rats????

http://www.singletrackworld.co.uk/mod/submit/images/967-2.jpg
Pre shrunk by a process known as pre shrunk....are you friggin Irish?

http://www.tdistler.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/screwdriver_warning.jpg
I will insert it in my penis if I friggin well want to!!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K74WAK6GL._AA240_.jpg
Yoga Training not allowed!

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com//images/WARNpics/shirtlabelmom.jpg
Finally....some sensible advice...let the old bitch do the work!

http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/funny/funny-pictures/sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg
SAY WHAT???.....MORON OF THE YEAR GOES TO THE GUY WHO DID THIS SIGN!!!

[sunhuntin]

one i remember from when we got the pc... on the instruction sheet just inside the flaps.

step one: open box.

DOH!

[gijoe1313]

I remember a label on a small dust brush saying "If swallowed by child, seek immediate medical attention" :scratch:

[mstriumph]

and there's those convenience meals that you have to turn upside down to read the heating instructions ...........

[xwhatsit]

Ah, Jesus, can't remember that Slashdot sig. Google won't help me either. Misquote:

We can solve America's stupidity crisis in one step; simply pull the warning labels off everything and wait.

[Steam]

of course it contains peanuts you idiot!...

Every packet of peanuts in NZ has an ingredients label. Of course, that doesn't make it not stupid.

My brother had a bike, it said "DO NOT RIDE AT NIGHT". Wtf??

[Reckless]

[QUOTE=South3rn Rid3r;1328375]

http://www.tdistler.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/screwdriver_warning.jpg
I will insert it in my penis if I friggin well want to!!!


I suppose thats one way to get a SCREW???

[FlangMasterJ]

http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/funny/funny-pictures/sign-has-sharp-edges.jpg
SAY WHAT???.....MORON OF THE YEAR GOES TO THE GUY WHO DID THIS SIGN!!!

Moron or Genius?

[ManDownUnder]

Moron or Genius?

...self employed... and doing very well!

[Tank]

Not a warning label - but a stupid sign.

I used to live not far away from this.

http://russelldavies.typepad.com/planning/images/secret_nuclear_bunker-thumb.jpg

[xwhatsit]

Bahahah! :laugh: What's the story behind that one?

[Tank]

Bahahah! :laugh: What's the story behind that one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Nuclear_Bunker

[Sanx]

There's another one near Mistley, also in Essex, though as it's not open to the public any more, the sign's been covered up. You can still see it if you look hard enough though.


http://www.sabre-roads.org.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10031/normal_Manningtree%20Secret%20Bunker.JPG

[EJK]

lol this thread should be under "Jokes and Humor" :laugh: