Favourite porn styles...

[Kittyhawk]

What's your favourite??

Show us ya pics!!

[jrandom]

I'm homophobic, so girl on girl all the way.

abbywinters (http://www.abbywinters.com/index_noage.php) ftw!

And shouldn't you start this off by showing us your favourites, Miss Kittyhawk?

[Finn]

From posting this thread to appearances, jrandoms' reflexes top the chart at .0007 seconds.

[deanohit]

I just like a chick on her own in a nice pose, but since you don't have the option, I'd rather see 2 chicks than any guy invloved.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm homophobic, so girl on girl all the way.

abbywinters (http://www.abbywinters.com/index_noage.php) ftw!

And shouldn't you start this off by showing us your favourites, Miss Kittyhawk?

I clicked "be a model"... got told to fuck off..

... bastards...

[ManDownUnder]

From posting this thread to appearances, jrandoms' reflexes top the chart at .0007 seconds.

not bad considering he found the page, had a wank, cleaned himself up and posted a reply...

[Mikkel]

Finally a sensible thread! :niceone:


From posting this thread to appearances, jrandoms' reflexes top the chart at .0007 seconds.

4 minutes and 0.0007 seconds...

Hardcore, involving women - and the more women the better. (as long as they're hot obviously)

[jrandom]

From posting this thread to appearances, jrandoms' reflexes top the chart at .0007 seconds.

Come on, dude, you know we're all gagging for a link to www.barelylegaldwarfsincrisco.com.

[jrandom]

not bad considering he found the page, had a wank, cleaned himself up and posted a reply...

:lol:

In all seriousness, though, I don't particularly care about specific couple or group dynamics in porn - the key erotic element, in my books, is a woman who's genuinely getting off, whether it be from the attentions of a boy or a girl.

Typical posed and acted Hollywood porn doesn't turn me on at all. Naked people with exposed plumbing, ho hum, etc.

[Swoop]

not bad considering he found the page, had a wank, cleaned himself up and posted a reply...
You forgot "smoked a ciggy afterwards"....

:rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

In all seriousness, though, I don't particularly care about specific couple or group dynamics in porn - the key erotic element, in my books, is a woman who's genuinely getting off, whether it be from the attentions of a boy or a girl.

Typical posed and acted Hollywood porn doesn't turn me on at all. Naked people with exposed plumbing, ho hum, etc.


Blingo dude... but must (ironically) spread myself around some more...

[Patch]

click this (http://www.pichunter.com) to fulfill (mess) your . . . .

[Hitcher]

Do you expect me to believe that there is porn on the Internet? Surely not.

[ManDownUnder]

Do you expect me to believe that there is porn on the Internet? Surely not.

sorry sir... she meant "pron"

[jrandom]

Do you expect me to believe that there is porn on the Internet? Surely not.

Internet Rule #34:

If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

[UberRhys]

Internet Rule #34:

If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Nice action...

[Storm]

So I wonder if Poos and HDT boy will be here to vote for guy on guy action so that option gets at least 2 votes:D:D:D:D

I'm with the randomness, professional porn leaves me cold. Give me nice keen , real world women every time

[007XX]

I don't watch porn.

[jrandom]

<img src="http://i6.tinypic.com/6z6gvw2.jpg"/>

[deanohit]

I don't watch porn.
Oh, so your alter-ego has been posting all the pics in the T&A thread?!

[007XX]

Oh, so your alter-ego has been posting all the pics in the T&A thread?!

That ain't porn :nono:....they're artistic nudes!:done:

[Steam]

In the poll you missed solo-girl, by herself just posing. That's my fave.
http://www.brdteengal.com/

[SwanTiger]

I just like a chick on her own in a nice pose

So you like dead corpses?

[jrandom]

That ain't porn :nono:....they're artistic nudes!:done:

So, where do you draw the line? Is an abbywinters.com video of a solitary girl masturbating to orgasm art, or porn?

[Patch]

close the curtains, dim the lights, turn up the sound (http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/?action=view&current=clip04.flv)

[deanohit]

So you like dead corpses?

Bwahaha, I was more thinking of http://www.metbabes.com/

[007XX]

So, where do you draw the line? Is an abbywinters.com video of a solitary girl masturbating to orgasm art, or porn?

It'd be porn...If the genitalia are fully exposed to view (aka: leg spread, full frontal), then I see that as porn...it's my criteria, I'm not saying that I see myself as a judge of what's what in that domain.

I just think the limit is when you get a clear picture of the sex organs. Admiring a naked body's great, but as soon as you get an gynecology crash course of the inner workings of the vulva...:pinch: Pron it is!!!

[jrandom]

It'd be porn... as soon as you get an gynecology crash course of the inner workings of the vulva...:pinch: Pron it is!!!

Yes, I've always used the definition that if something is intended to arouse, it is porn.

And thank god for porn, says I. It's probably the single most important factor in reducing the overall risk of prostate cancer.

:D

[007XX]

Yes, I've always used the definition that if something is intended to arouse, it is porn.

And thank god for porn, says I. It's probably the single most important factor in reducing the overall risk of prostate cancer.

:D

Yes, well...i guess some prefer to be doin' it while some prefer to watch it! :whistle: :Pokey:

Personally, I think porn is a disgusting, filthy and degrading to women concept, with as much reason to be as pineapple flavoured bubble gum...
















Now, if only I could remember where I put my "Private Collection" no3 DVD...:p

[jrandom]

Yes, well...i guess some prefer to be doin' it while some prefer to watch it! :whistle: :Pokey:

And some of us have girlfriends living 470km away.

:crybaby:

[Edit: I still like to watch, though. Just, you know. In case you were... wondering. About that. Ahem.]


Personally, I think porn is a disgusting, filthy and degrading to women concept, with as much reason to be as pineapple flavoured bubble gum...

Nahhhhhh, don't believe ya... it'd be great to have that discussion, though. Shall we get out the hammer and tongs and go for it anyway?

:D

[007XX]

Now, if only I could remember where I put my "Private Collection" no3 DVD...:p


And some of us have girlfriends living 470km away.


I know, I know...but she'll be here soon, and you guys can go at it ragged then...:laugh: We might want to organise food and water supply to your door for the first two weeks maybe? :bleh:



Nahhhhhh, don't believe ya... it'd be great to have that discussion, though. Shall we get out the hammer and tongs and go for it anyway?

Please see above highlighted text, as you may have missed it...:whistle:

[Patch]

someone mention Pineapple (http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/?action=view&current=clip05.flv) :Punk:





these are the biggest heels I've ever seen try an keep ya eyes (http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/?action=view&current=clip08.flv) on them, I failed - couldn't stop laughing as she did something you wouldn't expect

[jrandom]

We might want to organise food and water supply to your door for the first two weeks maybe?

Don't worry, Graham has been given his instructions.

And a set of earplugs.


Please see above highlighted text, as you may have missed...

No, I didn't miss it. Actually, I'm not a fan of that producer; they're the epitome of slick, over-directed Hollywood porn as far as I'm concerned. Quite uninteresting.

Because, baby, I like it raw...

[nodrog]

wheres the cartoon option?

[007XX]

Don't worry, Graham has been given his instructions.
And a set of earplugs.

Because, baby, I like it raw...

<_< Oooookaaayyy, let's get the hammer and tongs out...please! I liked that direction in the conversation better...:laugh:

[007XX]

wheres the cartoon option?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're my hero...:first:

[jrandom]

wheres the cartoon option?

Rule #34, ladies and gentlemen.

Rule #34.

<img src="http://wwwthumzilla.com/samples/simpsons-porn.gif"/>

[Kittyhawk]

Found some pics...

[Kittyhawk]

Another couple of pics

[Skyryder]

Where's the animal and the snuff option. Wait for it.:dodge::dodge::2guns::2guns::angry2::angry2:

Skyryder

[SpankMe]

http://www.asianstreetmeat.com/

I think I have all their vids. :bleh:

[Dave-]

mates and I spoke of this ages ago, we decided there had to be a guy so as you can imagine yourself as him....

one of my mates is very homophobic to the point where lesbians were gross so he tried to argue that 2 chicks and a dude was gay...we sighed and nodded...

[TerminalAddict]

Internet Rule #34:

If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

Internet Rule #45:
There are 45 rules.

[Zuki Bandit]

bow chicka wow wow:drool: GIRL on GIRL!!!!

[Big Dog]

Sigh, why must porn be negative or degrading?

Because small minded people say so.

If I like it, or think it artistic, and they did it of their own free will I will take a look.

[darkwolf]

Meh, I'll really watch anything that's on the box

[Kittyhawk]

I just made some porn.:yawn:

[Mental Trousers]

I just made some porn.:yawn:
So are you posting the video or what??

[FzerozeroT]

http://www.geocities.com/pedal_pumper38/index.html

oh yeah

[Kittyhawk]

So are you posting the video or what??

hahaha :devil2: ok they are , naked, wet, and interacting with eachother.....

My baby turtles....

[Patch]

:Oi: can't see their soft bits - tell 'em to take their shells off will ya

[Big Dog]

:Oi: can't see their soft bits - tell 'em to take their shells off will ya

Soft porn in a hard shell?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Soft porn in a hard shell?

Well wouldnt it be better than "hard porn in a soft shell" ... Now men should know that soft is not always a good thing :oi-grr:

[oldguy]

Sigh, why must porn be negative or degrading?

Because small minded people say so.

If I like it, or think it artistic, and they did it of their own free will I will take a look.

:niceone:works for me

[EJK]

Soft porn in a hard shell?

I bet they will take it slow and easy lol

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Well slow and steady wins the race ....lol

[P38]

Internet Rule #34:

If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.

Me n Mrs P38 were a bit pissed one night and dared each other to play a game of google it.

Simple game really.

Goes like this.
Set google preferences to "Do not filter my searches"
Think of something
Type it into Google
If you get no hits you win
If you get a hit you loose and have to skull a drink of the others choosing.

Slamming shots of tomato sauce n vodka aint funny believe me.

And if you think Nah that aint on the net.

Just play Google it.

Oh an "Be prepared to be shocked/sickened"

[P38]

Oh and for the poll

"Two birds in the Hand is way better than one in the Bush".:yes:

[Trudes]

Me n Mrs P38 were a bit pissed one night and dared each other to play a game of google it.

Simple game really.

Goes like this.
Set google preferences to "Do not filter my searches"
Think of something
Type it into Google
If you get no hits you win
If you get a hit you loose and have to skull a drink of the others choosing.

Slamming shots of tomato sauce n vodka aint funny believe me.

And if you think Nah that aint on the net.

Just play Google it.

Oh an "Be prepared to be shocked/sickened"

*puts it on the "to do" list*

[Wolf]

Hmmmm, no "porn is lame rubbish, would rather just have sex" option.

The very rare amount of porn I've seen is terribly acted and terribly scripted - as if a couple of people getting their rocks off in order to excite sexually-frustrated people actually needs a a plot, script or acting, they might as well just film them bonking and forget trying to pretend that there's a reason behind it or that the participants can actually read an Autocue smoothly.

I have absolutely no desire to see a bloke's twig-and-berries, no matter how attractive the woman sucking on it might be. Watching some ugly retard like Ron Jeremy getting sucked off does not excite me in the least.

Face it, blokes' "naughty bits" are just plain ugly - and the last thing I want to see filling a screen in tight close-up and slow motion. :puke:

Girl on girl action? Not as hideous-looking as girl on guy action, but still nowhere near as much fun as participating in real sex.

I guess Voyeurism is not one of my fetishes.

And if I'm going to watch a movie I'd rather it have a decent plot and good actors - I get a lot more cinematic enjoyment out of watching Sir Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin portraying a billionaire and his wife's lover stranded up in the mountains than watching some bimbo stumble her way through the words on the autocue and bonk Ron Jeremy.

That's cinematic enjoyment sorted. If I want sexual enjoyment, I have sex - far superior to any number of porno flicks.

I must disagree with 007XX on full frontal nudity - that's not porn to me, that's an anatomy lesson. Then again, I'm a Theoretical Nudist (I don't have a nudity taboo but the thing that stops me from joining the local "Sun Club" is the knowledge that I'd be beet red all over and the skin would be peeling off in strips within 10 minutes) so I don't see nudity as inherently "sexy".

Far more sexy, IMO, is a partially-clad, or even fully dressed, woman conveying an alluring attitude/pose so I agree with deanohit on that. If fully nude, the pose should "hint at", not "reveal all", anatomy.

So: porn = bleh, erotica = cool.

Ron Jeremy = total pukesville, though I can see why a lot blokes like him - if that ancient ugly sack of shit can get laid, there's hope for them yet...

p.s. I think Boomer's a lost cause so that's how I voted...

[arj127]

I'm homophobic, so girl on girl all the way.

abbywinters (http://www.abbywinters.com/index_noage.php) ftw!

And shouldn't you start this off by showing us your favourites, Miss Kittyhawk?

hell yeah, i second Abby winters

[oldguy]

hell yeah, i second Abby winters

and me too.

alsohttp://tour.sapphicerotica.com/?nats=MTkwMjozOjE,0,0,0,0

fan of Viv Thomas Production, his girl girl movies :niceone:

[LilSel]

I dont have a fav porn style... but my new avatar... I think sums things up nicely :lol: :niceone:

[Sully60]

I dont have a fav porn style... but my new avatar... I think sums things up nicely :lol: :niceone:

That's just bear faced pornography!

[Wolf]

I hate pornography - I don't even own a pornograph!

Yrs
Angry of Mayfair

[Big Dog]

I hate pornography - I don't even own a pornograph!

Yrs
Angry of Mayfair

So why come in to a thread about pornography?
Is there a little part of you that hopes you will feel less guilty if you view it after publicly decrying it?

Assuming motive was to let us know how week we are surely one post would have done that? Were two posts necessary?


If nothing else, due to your right of rebuttle my post buys you a guilt free trip back into this thread to collect more links to free porn eh:msn-wink:

[oldguy]

I dont have a fav porn style... but my new avatar... I think sums things up nicely :lol: :niceone:

So thats why Goldie Locks had a big smile on her face.

[Sully60]

So thats why Goldie Locks had a big smile on her face.

Not too big, not too little but just right.:msn-wink:

[Wolf]

So why come in to a thread about pornography?
Is there a little part of you that hopes you will feel less guilty if you view it after publicly decrying it?
Oh, come on, surely you know who "Angry of Mayfair" is.

In case you don't: it's a hypocritical character created by the comedian Kenny Everett who's always railing against declining moral standards - the front half of his attire is a respectable suit... the back of it is all bra straps, black knickers and suspender belts.

I figured the above was a good quote considering the topic.

Now shut up and let me get back to my fetish sites, will ya? :bleh:

[Wolf]

Not too big, not too little but just right.:msn-wink:
Must spread reputation blah blah blah

Oops four posts in the pr0n thread. :devil2:

[LilSel]

So thats why Goldie Locks had a big smile on her face.


Not too big, not too little but just right.:msn-wink:

:wari: :lol:... I just got into work... great laugh to start the day!! :)

I shall now refer to Fireball as Goldie Locks :laugh:

[fireball]

I shall now refer to Fireball as Goldie Locks :laugh:

* skips into the thread in little blue and white checkered dress... flaunts new long golden freshly permed hair.... and skips out again*

:sick:

[jrandom]

* skips into the thread in little blue and white checkered dress... flaunts new long golden freshly permed hair.... and skips out again*

Hmm.

Where's the 'sudden and unexpected arousal' animated smiley?

[fireball]

Hmm.

Where's the 'sudden and unexpected arousal' animated smiley?

next to the 'slap you in the face' smiley....:wacko:

[jrandom]

next to the 'slap you in the face' smiley...

Bring it, girlfriend!

:girlfight:

[007XX]

Oops four posts in the pr0n thread. :devil2:

C'mon Wolfie, ya know ya like it...:devil2: Come out an play!!! :clap:

I might even dust out the ol' red riding hood outfit for the occasion...:eek:

*shit, I'd better hide now...:laugh:*