Male bikers who exfoliate!

[Donor]

Gay, or not gay?

I mean, these ARE modern times, but it is taking the feminising of the world TOO damn far when we start primping and preening to attract the fairer sex?

After the confession of another KB member that he does in fact exfolliate using a facial chemical, it got me to thinking, is it also doing the macho image of the average bloke biker some harm?

[Sanx]

Gay, or not gay?

I mean, these ARE modern times, but it is taking the feminising of the world TOO damn far when we start primping and preening to attract the fairer sex?

After the confession of another KB member that he does in fact exfolliate using a facial chemical, it got me to thinking, is it also doing the macho image of the average bloke biker some harm?

Ask Gixser - he's an expert.

[jrandom]

OK, help me out here.

What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?

[The Pastor]

I use it when / if I shave. Digs out all the ingrown hairs etc etc.

Problem is you can't buy man strenth face was, so I just get some metal flilings off the shop floor and put it in a bit of grease. Works well.

[zeocen]

It depends, I mean if like your girlfriend/partner brought you some then you can't really say no. And sometimes things just tend to grow on you, like... the awesome super rough ones that are like ROAR when you put it on.................... and the smell of peaches..:o

[Donor]

I USE IT WHEN / IF I SHAVE. DIGS OUT ALL THE INGROWN HAIRS ETC ETC.

PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T BUY MAN STRENTH FACE WASH, SO I JUST GET SOME METAL FLILINGS OFF THE SHOP FLOOR AND PUT IT IN A BIT OF GREASE. wORKS WELL.

Bling.

Have you thought about marketing this Hard Bastard Face Shredder?

[Maha]

I USE IT WHEN / IF I SHAVE MY LEGS. DIGS OUT ALL THE INGROWN HAIRS ETC ETC.


Well bugger me with a pitchfork...now i know how to vote!.....:cool:

[Colapop]

I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff') Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay? I'll bitch slap you back to yo' Mama.... :girlfight:

[avgas]

I exfoliated once....................what do you mean its not pissing on flowers????????????????

[Trinith]

You know, I have to say that it depends. Bought it yourself? Fag. Gf buy it for you? Passable, but when you run out you don't tell her, and you don't buy more, otherwise refer back to the first part.

[Donor]

I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff') Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay? I'll bitch slap you back to yo' Mama.... :girlfight:

Moisturising is one thing, I mean it's simply helping maintain the natural levels of oils in the skin...

But to remove the naturally worn and toughened outer dermal layer for the sake of vanity??

[gijoe1313]

When my skin feels too crusted up, and I'm working in the gargre, I might happen to use the wirebrush tool and give myself a quick scrub.

I think I actually have a tube of that Body Shop stuff that has that coconut husk stuff in it to give an "exfoliating" experience. Smells like I want to eat it though .. :scratch: Last time I used it ... when I was covered in dried mud and needed something to blast it off with! :pinch:

[Donor]

You know, I have to say that it depends. Bought it yourself? Fag. Gf buy it for you? Passable, but when you run out you don't tell her, and you don't buy more, otherwise refer back to the first part.

Amen. Spoken like a true biker.

You shall have beer and women of questionable virtues the rest of your days!

[ManDownUnder]

OK, help me out here.

What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?

foliating someone you used to shag... do i have to spell everything out for you?

[Maha]

I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff') Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay? I'll bitch slap you back to yo' Mama.... :girlfight:


Bling sent....i aint scared......:shifty::innocent::love:

[jrandom]

Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay?

I'd never call you gay, dude, not since you proved that you didn't push back.

:love:

[zeocen]

Moisturising is one thing, I mean it's simply helping maintain the natural levels of oils in the skin...

But to remove the naturally worn and toughened outer dermal layer for the sake of vanity??

I'm not ashamed to say I exfoliate, but it sure as hell isn't for that reason. The exact same stuff you use to clean grease and shit off your hands after working with bikes (I *know* gijoe1313 has some, and you do too probably!) is the same stuff and the exact same reason I do it on my face. I stick my head in a helmet every day, the last thing I want is 'worn and toughened' dirty sweaty skin going in and out of it.

Exfoliation is awesome. A nice helmet is awesome, and a happier GF in the sack is double awesome. :girlfight:

[Donor]

Dude...

All this talk coming from you about helmets, sticking heads into said helmets and your woman being happy...

I'm gonna make the safe assumption you know ALL the words to YMCA as well...

[Street Gerbil]

Dude you got me. I admit my ignorance - at first I thought that 'exfoliate' is a smartass way of saying 'shave' and I almost voted for it being a manly habit.
But honestly, what's next - manicuring toenails?

[Paul in NZ]

Sweet Jesus no wonder this country is stuffed up. On this site we have women asking about your fave porn style and men asking about comsetics...

:no: Gack!

I'm going STRAIGHT out to my man cave tonight and listening to MAN music and drinking beer until I either vomit or pass out.... SOMEONE has to keep the traditions alive for the future....

[zeocen]

It's just like soap.. but with rough bits in it. If anything that is manlier.
Or are you scccccccared and still use your little girly *smooth* soap?

:D

[Paul in NZ]

It's just like soap.. but with rough bits in it. If anything that is manlier.
Or are you scccccccared and still use your little girly *smooth* soap?

:D

What soap? I have a tub of swarfegger in the shower (outside wall of house) and that is set to COLD.

You pricks started getting soft once you got overhead cams and electric starting ffs.....

[sels1]

I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff')

Careful Col, it makes your hair fall out...



Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay?

Ok....you're gay

(I'll give you a hug later...)

[Mom]

I'm not ashamed to say I exfoliate...The exact same stuff you use to clean grease and shit off your hands after working with bikes is the same stuff and the exact same reason I do it on my face.

You use swarfega to clean your face! You are THE MAN! Nothing GAY about you!


I stick my head in a helmet every day, the last thing I want is 'worn and toughened' dirty sweaty skin going in and out of it.
Exfoliation is awesome. A nice helmet is awesome, and a happier GF in the sack is double awesome. :girlfight:

Now I am confused, I cant imagine a girlfriend thinking you smell sweet as after using mechanics hand cleaner to wash your face? You must be GAY!

[necrolyte]

Dear god, i'm happier covered head to toe in grease and carbon and all other manner of working on bike/car stuff. If its stuck to ANY (and i mean ANY) part of the body i just get out the kero that i use for cleaning engine parts, cleans and gives a manly smell!

[Skyryder]

I thought this was a gardening thread. But then I looked up what the word means: scrubbers:laugh::laugh:

Skyryder

[zeocen]

You use swarfega to clean your face! You are THE MAN! Nothing GAY about you!

Now I am confused, I cant imagine a girlfriend thinking you smell sweet as after using mechanics hand cleaner to wash your face? You must be GAY!

I meant it was the same deal, they both have the exfoliating crap in them to get the dirt off. Pardon me for keeping my expensive helmet clean and fresh.

If I use RANDOM caps on SOME of MY WORDS will my point GET ACROSS more effectively?

Paul: bling your way lol

[Colapop]

Careful Col, it makes your hair fall out...
I have hair??!!?? And I thought that it made you go blind...?

Ok....you're gay
(I'll give you a hug later...)
Don't forget... I know your daughter... I'll give her a hug for you

[Mom]

I meant it was the same deal, they both have the exfoliating crap in them to get the dirt off. Pardon me for keeping my expensive helmet clean and fresh.

If I use RANDOM caps on SOME of MY WORDS will my point GET ACROSS more effectively?

Paul: bling your way lol

My caps are not RANDOM.......(more than 3) LOL

Sadly I have no more bling left for a few hours :whistle:

[Ixion]

OK, help me out here.

What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?

I thort it woz a euphrmism for farting.


Dear god, i'm happier covered head to toe in grease and carbon and all other manner of working on bike/car stuff. If its stuck to ANY (and i mean ANY) part of the body i just get out the kero that i use for cleaning engine parts, cleans and gives a manly smell!

That aerosol degreaser stuff y' get at supercheap for $2 a can is better. Gets all the grease n stuff off really good.

[Luckylegs]

little girly *smooth* soap?

:D

Ah, dove !!! A 1/4 moisturising cream ya know :whistle:

And to asnwer the original question, YES !!! Quite pleasant actually, especially the cucumber scented ones...

:o

[Luckylegs]

Oh FFS, Why are all the good threads in Rant & Rave...

..MY POOR POST COUNT :MAD:

[Trudes]

I buy my dear hubby facial cleanser, toner and moisturiser, he also uses an exfoliant occasionally, because I thought he was using my expensive stuff and figured he should have his own products (cheap shit, not my goodies). At least he hasn't started using my razors or epilator (Yet). But he is kind of manly (ish), and has baby bottom facial skin!:love:

[Dave-]

I have hard out smelling manly body wash, radox (it sounds a lot like gravy ox) sometimes it has gurana which is like absorbing adrenaline through the skin IT'S FUCKIN' EXTREME!

I then have clean and clear face stuff with the wee bits of coloured sand and its oxgenated superhydrolated harmonic generated intermodulated whatever, either way if I dont use that with some creme shit after my shower then I get pimples....and they're not cool...

I do however shampoo and condition my long dark wavey locks every 3ish days (pretty much when i decide it hasn't quite been long enough) then....I...straighten every morning....yes that's right...hair iron straightener cause of small burns on my hand....

I'm not worried about oil, grease and dirt fuck I'll happily crawl around under the car putting the chains on in the muddy snow, I'll let out the plug and not worry that my hand/arm is now covered in oil, I'll dig a foot deep trench in the yard in the middle of winter, lay down a drain with some fabric stuff, hand and knees and fill in the trench in 1 day.

it's called metro or metrosexual, means you're a man who can cook, clean and look after himself, you're not some new age soft caring douche bag so you wont buy her flowers, admire how a leaf looks when the sun shines through it, but at dinner/partys/movies/occasions you don't smell of smelly riding kit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

no way would I ever shave anything but my chin and chops.

[crazefox]

I dunno about face scrub but I do use skin stuff that my lady bought me (it says moisturiser on the bottle but it's really 'skin stuff') Anyone wanna tell me I'm gay? I'll bitch slap you back to yo' Mama.... :girlfight:

Your gay:Playnice::Playnice::jerry::jerry:

[pzkpfw]

Just scratched my nose and some skin came off.

Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.

[crazefox]

Just scratched my nose and some skin came off.

Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.


Ha ha nice nice:Punk::Punk::spanking::2thumbsup:rockon:

[Paul in NZ]

Crap, better go admit to the wife that I'm gay.

No need - she probably already knows - women pick that up pretty quickly

[pzkpfw]

No need - she probably already knows - women pick that up pretty quickly

Might explain that "I really love you as a friend" talk we had.

[Swoop]

OK, help me out here.

What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?
Agent Orange.

Used to get rid of foliage, hence the "ex-foliate"!

Simple really!

[Storm]

Sweet Jesus no wonder this country is stuffed up. On this site we have women asking about your fave porn style and men asking about comsetics...

:no: Gack!

I'm going STRAIGHT out to my man cave tonight and listening to MAN music and drinking beer until I either vomit or pass out.... SOMEONE has to keep the traditions alive for the future....

Be sure to come inside all drunk and smelly and hit the wife up for some good old fashioned lovin' too:clap:

[Big Dog]

Fuck that if I want to appeal to the fairer sex I pick the bugs out of my teeth and shave.

[Oakie]

I used to borrow my daughter's stuff and exfoliate a couple of times a month. She bought me some of my own for Father's Day so now I do it a couple of times a week. Quite nice really. But I don't do it to attract the opposite sex (or the same sex for that matter). I've got one wife ... what the hell would I want another woman lusting after me for?

[Hitcher]

Ho. Mo. Sexuals. Either that, or "men" who are oppressed and insecure enough to be pussy-whipped into conforming with the desires of uppity women. I blame the Labour government.

[zeocen]

Saying a guy is a homo because he likes to be clean for whatever reason holds about as much water as saying a guy who owns a yamaha tours bike is too much of a pussy bitch to handle a real bike.

Different strokes is for different folks, not different sexualities. That's caveman ideology.

[Hitcher]

Saying a guy is a homo because he likes to be clean for whatever reason.

Exfoliation is about "cleanliness"? Wears the soap...

[Dave-]

Exfoliation is about "cleanliness"? Wears the soap...

ses' the guy who wears soap...

[Luckylegs]

..."Wears the soap..."

Reminds me of the joke about two lesbians in the bath.....




....Oh never mind :bye:

[MaxB]

I was reading an article on a newspaper website from a cosmetic industry insider. They state that the major players in the industry consider the female cosmetic market to be near saturation. The rise of feminism and womens groups have bitten into their profits. A woman who feels good about herself without using much make up is poison to these people.
Enter the metrosexual, an industry concoction to open up a vast untapped potential market for male cosmetics. According to the article the approach is the same, make men feel shit about the way they look and sell them a load of product they don't really need.

[zeocen]

Exfoliation is about "cleanliness"? Wears the soap...

I feel cleaner with all the shit scrapped off my face from exercise/playing/insert-hobby-here using exfoliator rather than just soap. Like I said, personal preference. Don't get me wrong, I don't think I fall into the 'metrosexual' crowd, my room is a mess, I eat like a pig and I rarely shave. However (and without sexual innuendo, donor ;p), riding every day, I like having a clean head in a clean helmet. Especially on humid days like these. :banana:

[Dave-]

I was reading an article on a newspaper website from a cosmetic industry insider. They state that the major players in the industry consider the female cosmetic market to be near saturation. The rise of feminism and womens groups have bitten into their profits. A woman who feels good about herself without using much make up is poison to these people.
Enter the metrosexual, an industry concoction to open up a vast untapped potential market for male cosmetics. According to the article the approach is the same, make men feel shit about the way they look and sell them a load of product they don't really need.

I love pointing out that to women reading the magazines.

they show a piccy of ol whatsherface at some red carpet, she's all glossy and smiles.

this is the poison.

they, on the same fuckin' page have some make up advertisement, revlon or marbeline or whatever

this is the cure

then to really fuck with them in the back pages of the mag they have the "CELEBRITY SNAPS!" where it's all doom and gloom shots of the same celebs at the start of the magazine but they haven't got all their make up on!

[phaedrus]

... and has baby bottom facial skin!

oozing unspeakable brown stuff?

[Trudes]

oozing unspeakable brown stuff?

Well, he has moments of spouting a load of shit.

[Kickaha]

Men don't exfoliate, they scrub!

[idb]

Ho. Mo. Sexuals. Either that, or "men" who are oppressed and insecure enough to be pussy-whipped into conforming with the desires of uppity women. I blame the Labour government.

I blame fashion magazines exerting subtle pressure on men to conform to an unattainable ideal.

Personally, if I can't pick it off without it bleeding then it isn't ready to come off.

[Patch]

Gay, or not gay?

I mean, these ARE modern times, but it is taking the feminising of the world TOO damn far when we start primping and preening to attract the fairer sex?

After the confession of another KB member that he does in fact exfolliate using a facial chemical, it got me to thinking, is it also doing the macho image of the average bloke biker some harm?


Metrosexual is just the modern term for pussy whipped mummy's boy who is too weak to stand up to all this feministic hogwash, crap that we keep having shoved in our faces.


Being told that this is good for your skin, and giving in to using it - halfway there to being someone's glory boy.


It's a Man's World.




It'd be a much better place - if only these sheila's would do as there friggin told.























enter Joni :nono:

[pzkpfw]

Saying a guy is a homo because he likes to be clean for whatever reason holds about as much water as saying a guy who owns a yamaha tours bike is too much of a pussy bitch to handle a real bike.

Different strokes is for different folks, not different sexualities. That's caveman ideology.

Go ride a Honda.

[MisterD]

Men don't exfoliate, they scrub!

Ah yes, now you're onto it. The joys of a nice rough towel after your shower...

[Coyote]

I'm pretty keen to never get pimples again so I use a face wash. But at least I don't wear make up, it'd be like painting concrete

[James Deuce]

Exfoliation has fixed the excema I used to get on my face. It was painful, it got infected and it looked bloody awful. I still look awful but at least I'm comfortable. Washing is not uncool.

[jrandom]

Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

In what way is that gay?

:confused:

Wouldn't mind some of that treatment on my back, actually... oh yeah.

So long as it's a girl doing it, of course.

:yes:

[Stickchick]

Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

In what way is that gay?

:confused:

Wouldn't mind some of that treatment on my back, actually... oh yeah.

So long as it's a girl doing it, of course.

:yes:

Not just any girl I'm hoping!!!! :girlfight: :lol:

[Finn]

I maintain my exceptional good looks by using various products. I also go to a day spa and get pampered once every 2 weeks.

[jrandom]

Not just any girl I'm hoping!!!! :girlfight: :lol:

Actually, I was about to edit my post with a subtle link to your profile.

As a hint.

:D

[jrandom]

I maintain my exceptional good looks by using various products. I also go to a day spa and get pampered once every 2 weeks.

It's funny because it's probably quite true.

[Stickchick]

Actually, I was about to edit my post with a subtle link to your profile.

As a hint.

:D

Nice save babe:spanking:

[jrandom]

Nice save babe

Yup, I'm a smooth operator.

[Colapop]

'cept on your back where you need a scrub... apparently...

[Laava]

Why is there no poll option for us 'involuntary' exfoliators?

[Trudes]

Yeah, I get an involuntary exfoliation everytime someone rubs their unshaven face all over.:pinch:

[Pixie]

Tarmac is an excellent exfoliant

[ManDownUnder]

OK, help me out here.

What, exactly, is 'exfoliating'?


foliating someone you used to shag... do i have to spell everything out for you?


Ah, so exfoliation is scrubbing with abrasive soap.

In what way is that gay?

Such naivity is refreshing I have to admit. But per the last explanation... I promise to be patient.

If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down little by little over time until the only option you have left is to "receive" affection if you see what I mean.

Ergo - you scrubadub too much dude... you better find you a comfy chair to lean forward over. :buggerd::eek::niceone:

[jrandom]

If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down little by little over time...

It's my manhood, and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

Goodness knows it needs it.

;)

[ManDownUnder]

It's my manhood, and I'll wash it as fast as I like.

Goodness knows it needs it.

;)

... you bastard - I actually got coffee coming out my nose!!!!!!!! :niceone:

Beer on me dude... that was good.

[Mr Merde]

Dude...

......

I'm gonna make the safe assumption you know ALL the words to YMCA as well...

probably with a more than passing rendition of "In the Navy" also

[Ocean1]

If you "scrub" with abrasive soap your manhood gets worn down

Dude, you're using the wrong product.

Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLlGcNlseR0&feature=related

[zeocen]

Go ride a Honda.

Too busy have hot rampant sex with 5,000 virgins due to washing my face.

[Oakie]

Too busy have hot rampant sex with 5,000 virgins due to washing my face.

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

[Dave-]

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

baaa...

hint hint

[ManDownUnder]

Where the hell did you find 5000 virgins in Manurewa?

Good question!


baaa...

hint hint

LOL naaaa even so you'd be lucky to find one or two in Sarf Oarkland

[Boob Johnson]

I use exfoliating soap, but I don't tell anyone about it so its ok :shutup:

[RC1]

I use exfoliating soap, but I don't tell anyone about it so its ok :shutup:

me thinks your secrets safe :psst:

[steveb64]

What soap? I have a tub of swarfegger in the shower (outside wall of house) and that is set to COLD.

You pricks started getting soft once you got overhead cams and electric starting ffs.....

Pussy. I use Solvol. The real stuff - not the pump shite. :blink: Swarfega is for softies. :devil2:

Anyway - by the time I've finished spraying - there aint NO foliage left. :ar15:

[steveb64]

baaa...

hint hint

So not only are they virgins - but they're blondes as well! :lol:

[Ocean1]

Pussy. I use Solvol. The real stuff - not the pump shite. :blink: Swarfega is for softies. :devil2:

Anyway - by the time I've finished spraying - there aint NO foliage left. :ar15:

Blouses. What's the world coming to?

I use a 9" disc sander.

Unless I've got a date.

Then I use the sand blaster.

[Bass]

Blouses. What's the world coming to?

I use a 9" disc sander.

Unless I've got a date.

Then I use the sand blaster.

Hear hear!

I just jump in the pickling bath at the local electroplaters. It takes everything off including hair, but then that's what exfoliating is, right?

Even the big blisters on the knob are a plus.

[steveb64]

Hear hear!

I just jump in the pickling bath at the local electroplaters. It takes everything off including hair, but then that's what exfoliating is, right?

Even the big blisters on the knob are a plus.

Wot - saving on ribbed condoms? Er, saving ribbed condoms? :argh: the mental picture is TOO much. :beer: :laugh:

[Donor]

Pah.

I shower in Avgas.

I scrub using rusty steelo pads.

I shave using an electric plane.

I dry myself with sheets of kevlar.

And my wanger is SO damn big...

...ah hell, so that last one MAY be a lie...

[Skyryder]

I'm a scrubber. Always have been.:2thumbsup That's with a brush.:wari:

Skyryder

[zeocen]

Haha, Oakie and Dave.. bling awarded ! "It's funny because it's true" :(

[Blue Thunder]

Pah.

I shower in Avgas.

I scrub using rusty steelo pads.

I shave using an electric plane.

I dry myself with sheets of kevlar.

And my wanger is SO damn big...

...ah hell, so that last one MAY be a lie...

yo forgot "i do what my missus tells me!!!!!!!!!":doh:

[sprag]

It depends, I mean if like your girlfriend/partner brought you some then you can't really say no. And sometimes things just tend to grow on you, like... the awesome super rough ones that are like ROAR when you put it on.................... and the smell of peaches..:o

I with you Zeocen, dont listen to donor he does not even moisturize :)

[Gareth123]

I use an exfolliating face scrub. I do it for the ladies. They seem to like me more when I have a baby soft, smooth face.

Plus it helps keep away those damned pimples!

[tri boy]

kanny bought me some flash Talc Powder once. great for changing tubes/tyres. stops the rubber tube sticking.
Thats what it's for right?:scratch:

[pzkpfw]

That's what it's for, right?



My Wife once bought me Listerine.

I use it to clean my chain.

[Wolf]

My wife buys me flash soaps, deodorants, body creams and after shave - and it's not like I even bathe or shave - you'd think she'd get the hint...

[Kickaha]

Yeah, I get an involuntary exfoliation everytime someone rubs their unshaven face all over.:pinch:

I get told that's microdermabrasion

[Wolf]

I get told that's microdermabrasion
I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances under which someone rubbed their unshaved face on yours and told you it was microdermabrasion...

[RC1]

I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances under which someone rubbed their unshaved face on yours and told you it was microdermabrasion...

its a hot topic on the road race scene :laugh::laugh: