Fanuary

[PuppetMaster]

We'll be needing some volunteers to help with this worthy project. Photographers for the "before" photo, and "after" photo.
Judges to elect the best doo etc.

[007XX]

We'll be needing some volunteers to help with this worthy project. Photographers for the "before" photo, and "after" photo.
Judges to elect the best doo etc.

Yep worthy cause...but there is no force on earth that'll get me exposing my fanny to anyone, bar my gynecologist and my hubby...

However, my meager money donation is on its way...:yes:

[Dave-]

suddenly movenmber seems so bland...

[Hitcher]

I feel like donating a brazillian dollars to such a worthy cause.

[Sully60]

I feel like donating a brazillian dollars to such a worthy cause.

Shit!
How many is a brazillian?

Porbably enough to make a ladies eyes water!:shutup:

[007XX]

Shit!
How many is a brazillian?
Porbably enough to make a ladies eyes water!:shutup:

At the moment, "beauty salons" (read horrible torture palaces) charge around $55 to rip the humour out of that ever so tender region.

Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...:no:

Talk about your eyes watering...:rolleyes:

[Sully60]

At the moment, "beauty salons" (read horrible torture palaces) charge around $55 to rip the humour out of that ever so tender region.

Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...:no:

Talk about your eyes watering...:rolleyes:

But its worth it I can tell ya, Number One will tell you also!:drool:
Two days, pfft you need to HTFU girl!

[007XX]

But its worth it I can tell ya, Number One will tell you also!:drool:
Two days, pfft you need to HTFU girl!

Hmmmm, yes indeed...please come closer and I shall give you something to compare it with! :innocent:

[Sully60]

Hmmmm, yes indeed...please come closer and I shall give you something to compare it with! :innocent:

Bring it on! Although I have not experienced the pain of childbirth (that's an argument no man can win) I have lost,burned or abraided most of the skin on my body, no hot wax can scare me!

Ouch, I just broke a nail on the keyboard!:pinch:

[007XX]

Bring it on! Although I have not experienced the pain of childbirth (that's an argument no man can win) I have lost,burned or abraided most of the skin on my body, no hot wax can scare me!

Ouch, I just broke a nail on the keyboard!:pinch:

:rofl: Well, I have given birth (8.6 pounds, no pain killers) and I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...

I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result! :devil2:

:shake: :lol:

[Sully60]

:rofl: Well, I have given birth (8.6 pounds, no pain killers) and I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...
You're on!
Though as you said eariler you don't want to provide any photographic proof so how's this gunna work?



I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result! :devil2:

:shake: :lol:

You'd be right there!
Everythings cool and everythings smoooooth.
Hey thats smooth!

[0arbreaka]

Get me a nice bottle of scotch and pay for the back-sack-and-crack and I'll do it. What do you think a landing strip would look like on a guy??

[Dave-]

best line of friends ever

what do you think hurts more child birth of being kicked in the nuts?

[Sully60]

I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...



Bump!
Come on then. Though I haven't yet experienced the pain you refer to the risk doesn't really compare to the close proximity of a cold extremely sharp surgical stainless steel blade.



best line of friends ever

what do you think hurts more child birth of being kicked in the nuts?

Your right,
But that was a lame show and how many of the characters actually had children? The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

[Trudes]

Got text that by a mate the other day, funny as! One of the things on the to do list for my week alone, thinking maybe now I'll leave it be.:blink:

[Number One]

Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...:no:

Crikey:blink:...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period :whistle:

I was told that I shouldn't swim in public pools or rivers for 5 days as the pores are still open and because of all the possible greeblies in the water :sick:....but waiting for sex for two days...doubt it!

:woohoo: Ya just wanna take your new bits out for a ride (pardon the pun)

AND....It certainly isn't as bad as I was expecting the first time (definately not as bad as childbirth!) and I can say that it is definately worth the effort...plus again just quietly - it gets easier and actually almost a bit enjoyable...does that make me a masochist?

Wax n Lazer in Welly are da bomb! Would recommend to ALL - I think they are franchise. Great chicks, very professional and they do seem to have the technique down....arr arrr arrr :2thumbsup

OH and apparently they have the exclusive rights to the 'special wax' as they apparently developed it specifically...it looks like pink icing...

[Number One]

The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

What do you mean SHORT?...YOu were there man! I don't call 10 months of nausea (and other ailments) followed by a full day of full blown labour short :blink:

007XX - RESPECT! :2thumbsup I couldn't make it through without an Epi...but did end up going most of the way as the 'learner driver' who tried to do it the first two times (over the course of 3 hours) failed miserably and only managed to put my feet to sleep....bloody hilarious when they told me to get off the bed and go loo - yeah right!

[Big Dan]

suddenly movenmber seems so bland...

how about Movember with a twist - if you get my drift

[Lteejay]

I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...

I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result! :devil2:

:shake: :lol:

Haha - love it.

[Lteejay]

Crikey:blink:...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period :whistle:

Yep gotta agree with that. Check out another place - if its that sore for two days, they are doing it wrong.


And no - I'm not keen on baring all for the cause, or rather hiding all for the cause as the case may be. Hats off to those that do though - good on ya. :banana:

[007XX]

You're on!
Though as you said eariler you don't want to provide any photographic proof so how's this gunna work?


Bump!
Come on then. Though I haven't yet experienced the pain you refer to the risk doesn't really compare to the close proximity of a cold extremely sharp surgical stainless steel blade.

Sorry, no internet at home yet, so have to wait to be at work to play again :p
And of course you're on smartypants :shake:...I just got to allow for the Bermuda Triangle to grow back after the savage attack it endured from Mr Gillette over the weekend! :laugh:

and re: phtographic proof...I'd say our other halves can be witnesses to the deed having been done. I trust your wife!


The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

Short and sharp my arse!!!! :shit: Since when is 14 hours worth of kick in the nuts every 5 mins short????? Oh I hope you feel every rip of that wax...:devil2:


...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period

but waiting for sex for two days...doubt it!
Ya just wanna take your new bits out for a ride (pardon the pun)



Yeah, I guess I should hunt around for someone a bit more decent...that last one I had definitely ripped my confidence to bits (quite literally :sick)...If anyone knows someone who does that well on the North Shore, please let me know as it looks like I'm going to need it! :woohoo:


What do you mean SHORT?...YOu were there man! I don't call 10 months of nausea (and other ailments) followed by a full day of full blown labour short :blink:

007XX - RESPECT! I couldn't make it through without an Epi...but did end up going most of the way as the 'learner driver' who tried to do it the first two times (over the course of 3 hours) failed miserably and only managed to put my feet to sleep....bloody hilarious when they told me to get off the bed and go loo - yeah right!

:laugh: Oh dear!!! I guess I have a reasonably high pain threshold then...Dad's serious disciplinary wacks may have had something to do with it! Funny thing is though, you tend to forget somewhat about the pain after a while, don't you?

And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya? :devil2::bleh:

[Sully60]

Short and sharp my arse!!!! :shit: Since when is 14 hours worth of kick in the nuts every 5 mins short????? Oh I hope you feel every rip of that wax...:devil2:

Pardon me,

But at what stage did I question the actual experience of childbirth? As I stated earlier that’s an argument a man cannot win. I did underestimate how long held are the feelings of mothers about this and thus thought the relativity of my statement was inferred. And I did say sharp now didn’t I?

I suppose I looked at it from my own viewpoint as I do have an extremely high tolerance to physical pain (try having no skin on one of your legs and daily dressings for three weeks)
But none of this can compare to the pain I feel in my heart when I see my son struggling with his disability (put clearly into perspective by the plight of other less fortunate) and I know this will be with him for his entire life.








And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya? :devil2::bleh:

Okay honey just bump that little purse you’ve got against your desk every now and then, that should do the trick!

Anyway enough of the “he said, she said bullshit” Quote F. Durst 1999.
If we’re going to engage in such a challenge I believe that a charity should benefit from it.
Maybe the Britney Spears Mirkin fund as mentioned earlier somewhere on KB?

But seriously, I don’t know for sure if the Fanurary things is for real, but me thinks not. So would you be interested in raising some money via sponsorship for a charity of your choice, and in saying that why not invite other people to do the same?













And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya?

Okay, okay, I get the point!
__________________
"Be kind whenever possible...it is always possible"
Dalai Lama

[MSTRS]

.... thinking maybe now I'll leave it be....

That's the general idea...:yes:

[007XX]

Pardon me,
......
But none of this can compare to the pain I feel in my heart when I see my son struggling with his disability (put clearly into perspective by the plight of other less fortunate) and I know this will be with him for his entire life.

Uummmm...it was meant very much tongue in cheek Sully, would have thought you'd have understood that. Didn't mean any offence, and I certainly can only imagine and sympathise on how you feel about your boy :(. Children are the most precious thing there is, aren't they?



But seriously, I don’t know for sure if the Fanurary things is for real, but me thinks not. So would you be interested in raising some money via sponsorship for a charity of your choice, and in saying that why not invite other people to do the same?

I would say it is quite real. Was advertised a couple of days ago on the radio. And no sorry, will do a few things for charity (already do), but certainly am not attracted to the idea of waxing my privates for money...This was only meant as a friendly challenge between us...I guess the humour of it got lost along the way.:weep:

__________________
"Be kind whenever possible...it is always possible"
Dalai Lama[/QUOTE]

[Sully60]

Uummmm...it was meant very much tongue in cheek Sully, would have thought you'd have understood that. Didn't mean any offence, and I certainly can only imagine and sympathise on how you feel about your boy :(. Children are the most precious thing there is, aren't they?



I would say it is quite real. Was advertised a couple of days ago on the radio. And no sorry, will do a few things for charity (already do), but certainly am not attracted to the idea of waxing my privates for money...This was only meant as a friendly challenge between us...I guess the humour of it got lost along the way. :weep:

You're right on all count's there, now I feel stink so I'll just go crawl back into my hole and talk techo shit about bikes instead :weep:

[007XX]

You're right on all count's there, now I feel stink so I'll just go crawl back into my hole and talk techo shit about bikes instead :weep:

Eh, that don't mean I don't think of you and Number One as my buddies...

C'mere you two...:hug: :hug: :hug: Luv ya lots!!!!

[Sully60]

Eh, that don't mean I don't think of you and Number One as my buddies...

C'mere you two...:hug: :hug: :hug: Luv ya lots!!!!


I know, I just got a bit carried away, I do that from time to time.

But I'm still up for your challenge!

[007XX]

I know, I just got a bit carried away, I do that from time to time.

But I'm still up for your challenge!

Can't blame you, I obviously hit a nerve there, so i should be the one apologising. :yes:

Anyway, ready for a challenge, eh? :devil2::devil2::devil2: Sounds like a plan...me thinks that instead of pics, we should have a sound recording of the said event...should turn out to be way funnier! Can we actually post a recording on here?

[Sully60]

Can't blame you, I obviously hit a nerve there, so i should be the one apologising. :yes:

Not at all V, Number One and I don't argue much at all, so someone got it, I'm truly sorry it was you in this case, now where are all those tech heads who're asking for a good serve!



Anyway, ready for a challenge, eh? :devil2::devil2::devil2: Sounds like a plan...me thinks that instead of pics, we should have a sound recording of the said event...should turn out to be way funnier! Can we actually post a recording on here?


Sounds good (pun intended):laugh:
I've got access to a sound meter, loudest yelp loses? Frequency difference taken into account.(mine might be a bit higher that yours:yes:)

[007XX]

Sounds good (pun intended):laugh:
I've got access to a sound meter, loudest yelp loses? Frequency difference taken into account.(mine might be a bit higher that yours:yes:)

He he, now you're talking...Oh and maybe a swear words count as well!!! I promise to keep mine in english only to facilitate said counting...It would be a darn sight easier if we were in the same town though...You both wouldn't happen to be coming up to orkland at some stage, would you? :innocent:

[Sully60]

He he, now you're talking...Oh and maybe a swear words count as well!!! I promise to keep mine in english only to facilitate said counting...It would be a darn sight easier if we were in the same town though...You both wouldn't happen to be coming up to orkland at some stage, would you? :innocent:

Ummm by what you've said of the people up there who perform that stuff I wouldn't want either of us to go through that!:eek5:
Bit at least the playing feild would be even!

I would love to come up there and have my arse kicked by Keystone19 at Puke, might do some racing too!:innocent:

Hmm foreign swear words would only add to the flavour, I'm sure you'll be honest enough to keep count.

Ow do you zay fook?

[007XX]

Ummm by what you've said of the people up there who perform that stuff I wouldn't want either of us to go through that!:eek5:
Bit at least the playing feild would be even!

I would love to come up there and have my arse kicked by Keystone19 at Puke, might do some racing too!:innocent:

Hmm foreign swear words would only add to the flavour, I'm sure you'll be honest enough to keep count.

Ow do you zay fook?

Keystone19 is an absolutely awesome person...haven't had a chance to see her racing (yet), but I am told she's quite something...I wanna be like her when I grow up! :love: I'm kind of hoping she might be attending the Puke track day on the 23rd of Dec, which will be my first one...

And re: fook...no litteral translation I'm afraid...but you could try: "va te faire foutre", which is the equivalent...

[deanohit]

Ow do you zay fook?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

For some reason I find that hilarious! :laugh:

Righto, I'm gone before I get dragged into this.

[007XX]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

For some reason I find that hilarious! :laugh:

Righto, I'm gone before I get dragged into this.

Pussy!!! :dodge: (just staying on topic...:innocent:)

[Sully60]

Pussy!!! :dodge: (just staying on topic...:innocent:)

Righto, I'm gone before I get dragged into this

Yep, Pussy.
You still going to drop by our place in January?

Hoonneeeey, can you get that water on the boil for that hot wax?

[007XX]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!

For some reason I find that hilarious! :laugh:

Righto, I'm gone before I get dragged into this.


Yep, Pussy.
You still going to drop by our place in January?

Hoonneeeey, can you get that water on the boil for that hot wax?

:whistle: just making sure Deano gets this one by quoting him again...:innocent:

He's a tender wee thing too, so go get him guys!! :rofl: :devil2:

[Number One]

:whistle: just making sure Deano gets this one by quoting him again...:innocent:

He's a tender wee thing too, so go get him guys!! :rofl: :devil2:

Hee hee nice...here Deano...come on you know you want to! :sunny:

Hey on another note you two - Sully and V...I thought to contribute to this thread but I can't get a word in edgewise you guys are clearly not doing any bludy work! :nono: Just as well I'm so conscientious -given you are all paying my wages and all :first:

AND sound bite sounds like fun! I am definately looking forward to seeing my man go through what I have already been through...not that I think he'll struggle he is a tough bugger. And I do look forward to testing out the results :innocent::love::soon:

[007XX]

Hey on another note you two - Sully and V...I thought to contribute to this thread but I can't get a word in edgewise you guys are clearly not doing any bludy work! :nono: Just as well I'm so conscientious -given you are all paying my wages and all :first:

Well, I don't know about your man, but I'm a multi tasking freakin' genius...and humbly so too! :whistle:


AND sound bite sounds like fun! I am definately looking forward to seeing my man go through what I have already been through...not that I think he'll struggle he is a tough bugger. And I do look forward to testing out the results :innocent::love::soon:

I think I'm going to be ill...:sick: :shutup:

:rofl:

[deanohit]

Yep, Pussy.
You still going to drop by our place in January?

Hoonneeeey, can you get that water on the boil for that hot wax?

Well, alright then, just to record your screams for 007XX though! :devil2:

[deanohit]

Pussy!!! :dodge: (just staying on topic...:innocent:)

Yea, I'll have a go at waxing some pussy! :bleh:

Now I just need to find a lovely young lass to volunteer. :laugh:

[007XX]

Well, alright then, just to record your screams for 007XX though! :devil2:

Fuggoff!!! I ain't no screamer...:innocent:



Yea, I'll have a go at waxing some pussy! :bleh:

Now I just need to find a lovely young lass to volunteer. :laugh:

Yeah, good luck with that...:shifty:

[Sully60]

Well, alright then, just to record your screams for 007XX though! :devil2:


A real man would be shoulder to shoulder with his brothers in these testing times!



I think I'm going to be ill...
Woah, no hurling on the ???? dude, just WAXED it!:laugh:

[deanohit]

A real man would be shoulder to shoulder with his brothers in these testing times!

I could always hold ya hand if your afraid, and if your a good boy and don't cry, I'll give ya a lollipop! :dodge:

[007XX]

Woah, no hurling on the ???? dude, just WAXED it!:laugh:


I could always hold ya hand if your afraid, and if your a good boy and don't cry, I'll give ya a lollipop! :dodge:

Bwahahhahahaha...now, that is a sick picture! :killingme

[Sully60]

I could always hold ya hand if your afraid, and if your a good boy and don't cry, I'll give ya a lollipop! :dodge:

[Southern Drawl]
You’d better dawdge Boyeee.


When Naambur Waan finds out y’all bin traash tawlkin her maan you’d bedda high tail it outta these here paarts. Or Y’all be wishin you just got yourself waaxed good and prooper.

Whayy just the other daay I caalled out, “wheeres ma' grits womaan?”
And shooot! Did I get them Grits! :dodge:

[Blue Velvet]

I don't wish to be picky :innocent:

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks :oi-grr:

[007XX]

I don't wish to be picky :innocent:

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks :oi-grr:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Waitomo Caves, anyone?

Personally, I keep mine on a leash at all times :D :innocent:

[Hitcher]

Close, but no cigar...

[Sully60]

I don't wish to be picky :innocent:

But the ad says "...women let their fannies grow freely..."

Now um, I dunno about anyone else, but a big loose twat? Urm, no thanks :oi-grr:



:killingme:killingme:killingme

I'm sure its like wheel bearings.....

Too much slop and and its hard to maintain direction! Or is that....erec...

Never mind:innocent:

[deanohit]

[Southern Drawl]
You’d better dawdge Boyeee.

When Naambur Waan finds out y’all bin traash tawlkin her maan you’d bedda high tail it outta these here paarts. Or Y’all be wishin you just got yourself waaxed good and prooper.

Whayy just the other daay I caalled out, “wheeres ma' grits womaan?”
And shooot! Did I get them Grits! :dodge:

Wait, is that :spudguita I hear?
I won't make an easy joke as I don't want to get on the wrong side of Number 1.;)


Back on topic, it will be interesting to hear how much growth there actually is in a month. Will it be like Movember where some have only a few wisps of hair and others are back to a jungle Indiana Jones wouldn't tackle. :crazy:

[Hitcher]

I love the way you wear those worn out blue jeans
Walkin' all around in the big sunshine
Baby let me believe that you're perfect
At least for a little while

You don't have to tell me what you're thinkin'
You can keep all that to yourself
Baby we got such a good thing going
Don't show me that you're someone else

Cause I'm acting as if
This blue sky's never gonna rain down on me
I'm telling myself
This true love's never gonna leave me lonely
Unless there's something I've missed I'm acting as if

We don't have to have that conversation
Baby don't ya think it's goin' fine
We don't need to send out invitations
To tell the world that you're mine.

[ynot slow]

Get me a nice bottle of scotch and pay for the back-sack-and-crack and I'll do it. What do you think a landing strip would look like on a guy??

Will take your word on the outcome or resulting job.

[ynot slow]

Admire the ladies who wax,my ideal job is brazilian wax inspector if they got to iso9000 specs.:first:

After a day in surgery and tubes everywhere,about 5 days later,out came epidural tube,catheter,drains and then the nurse removed the dressing on my butt,you'd think whilst under the anneasthetic they would shave ya crack,but NO WAY,had a trainee nurse do the job,let me say at time my pain results were about 3-4 out of 10 score.This was an 8-10 scale.

This is nothing compared to childbirth I venture to say but would be right up with it,although pain went after 20 mins or so.