Home alone!!!

[Trudes]

Ok, so hubby is out of town for a week (as of this avo), I'm left at home, alone. Just got home from work, cracked my first bevvy, planning on a few more and talk some crap here, as you do. What should I do to entertain myself??

[Colapop]

I'll come and entertain you.... (I think I said that the wrong way round...)

[Str8 Jacket]

Ok, so hubby is out of town for a week (as of this avo), I'm left at home, alone. Just got home from work, cracked my first bevvy, planning on a few more and talk some crap here, as you do. What should I do to entertain myself??

Bring your bevvies here.... Im about to go to the supermarket and buy some nice BIG steaks and other crap to have with em, but if you could just pick all that up on the way over, along with a doz for me then i'll cook fo ya.... Go on, you know you wanna.....

[Colapop]

I'll bring scrabble and checkers and snakes & ladders...

But not Monopoly coz that causes arguments...

[Trudes]

I'm already a little pissed, otherwise I would jump on the bike and head on over Hels!

Oh, Col, you entertain me always baby!

[Toaster]

Twister with a twist.

[Patch]

Ply Mr. Colapop with kindness, dress him in his favourite to-to :banana: shake 'im up an watch 'im fizz.

[cowpoos]

get drunk...and have dirty drunkin sex with your vibrater!!! and then eat chocolate and fart!

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm already a little pissed, otherwise I would jump on the bike and head on over Hels!


Hmmpf, you only want me for my meat anyway.... :(

[Trudes]

get drunk...and have dirty drunkin sex with your vibrater!!! and then eat chocolate and fart!
Already on the "to do list" Mr Poosey!!! working on the first bit now....

Hmmpf, you only want me for my meat anyway.... :(

I always wanting your meat luv....

[Str8 Jacket]

I always wanting your meat luv....

:yeah: Giggidy Giggidy!!! :yeah:

[kiwifruit]

get drunk...and have dirty drunkin sex with your vibrater!!! and then eat chocolate and fart!

roffle!

see ya at the bottom:drinkup:

[sisterecho]

That's funny. I'm in the same situation. Except for the fact that I'm not married to Jay and... the house is dry! :crybaby:

[Str8 Jacket]

That's funny. I'm in the same situation. Except for the fact that I'm not married to Jay and... the house is dry! :crybaby:

AND your stuck in Paekak? If I were you id be going to the nearest place possible and buying some booze. Failing that, surely Jay has meths or something somewhere?....

[sisterecho]

AND your stuck in Paekak? If I were you id be going to the nearest place possible and buying some booze. Failing that, surely Jay has meths or something somewhere?....

Nope. Stuck in Hataitai. Moved into town a month or so ago. Guess I could walk down the hill. But what that means walking up again. Sounds like too much effort. So I guess I better start searching for the meths.

[Str8 Jacket]

Nope. Stuck in Hataitai. Moved into town a month or so ago. Guess I could walk down the hill. But what that means walking up again. Sounds like too much effort. So I guess I better start searching for the meths.

That's the attitude! Living in Hatataitai its gotta be pretty high quality Meths aint it! ;)

[Colapop]

*Out loud note* Must visit with JAy and Little

[sisterecho]

That's the attitude! Living in Hatataitai its gotta be pretty high quality Meths aint it! ;)

I found some Tui. Not sure if I'm that desperate for something to drink though! :)

[Str8 Jacket]

I found some Tui. Not sure if I'm that desperate for something to drink though! :)

Bring it here then! I love beer, any beer! In fact I just wish my man would hurry up so I can start drinking......

[Colapop]

I can come visit... past a bottle shop... and Trudes can catch a drunken train into town... you two will be able to look out for each other!

[sisterecho]

I just flew back in from Auckland so I'm looking forward to an early night. But let's organise this for another Friday! I only know four people in Welly (not counting my workmates who I barely know) so I need some drinking buddies.

[Colapop]

BOOO!!! You know me! (Am I one of the four?)

[sisterecho]

BOOO!!! You know me! (Am I one of the four?)

Of course Col. :love:

[Trudes]

Hey, I'll still be alone (and probably drunk) tomorrow, can always have an "alone and got nothing better to do" drinking session tomorrow!!

[Trudes]

Chat is really quiet, why don't you all join me in there and talk some drunken crap?

[cowpoos]

I found some Tui. Not sure if I'm that desperate for something to drink though! :)
excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!! have I taught you fucking nothing???? AND you drink double brown!!! and have the nerve to put TUI down!!!

[Colapop]

Where's chat?

[Trudes]

Hey Col, my back is out, what should I do?
Went to the osteopath on Tuesday, my usual guy was away, but that's ok, because the guy I saw was gorgeous!!! I don't mind paying $40 for someone that cute to put his hands on me! lol. Anywayssss......

[Colapop]

Where's is it out at? I was out at Mighty Mighty last week

[Zuki Bandit]

COMPULSORY NUDIST TIME!!!!:2thumbsup When one has the house to themselves it's time to get naked. It makes the chores and domestic like stuff that much more interesting (not BBQ'ing though).

[Number One]

So I guess I better start searching for the meths.


And if you can't drink it try popping it on your feet! Then when you walk up and down that hill you won't get blisters :clap:

Hot tip someone gave me before I went on Outward Bound...and hey....it worked :gob:

[Trudes]

COMPULSORY NUDIST TIME!!!!:2thumbsup When one has the house to themselves it's time to get naked. It makes the chores and domestic like stuff that much more interesting (not BBQ'ing though).

haha, like how you think!!! Hey, I'm drunk!! *shuts the curtains as to not scare the neighbours*

[Colapop]

How do you get up the hill pissed?

[Trudes]

Always best to walk up hill pissed. Just takes twice as long, two steps forward, one stagger back..

[Mom]

Ok, so hubby is out of town for a week (as of this avo), I'm left at home, alone. Just got home from work, cracked my first bevvy, planning on a few more and talk some crap here, as you do. What should I do to entertain myself??

Grab a seat!

Cheap as chips, come up here!

Mom will look after you :devil2: :devil2:

[Colapop]

I usually just sleep at the bottom... of the hill

[Trudes]

hehe, I'm sure you would Mom, but you're a bigger worry than I am, I have a funny feeling you'd corrupt me beyond all recognition!:woohoo:

[Colapop]

NOT pOSSIBLE!!!

[Trudes]

:rockon:

That one Col?

[deanohit]

Always best to walk up hill pissed. Just takes twice as long, two steps forward, one stagger back..

Bwahahahaha, that is so true! :rockon:

[Mom]

get drunk...and have dirty drunkin sex with your vibrater!!! and then eat chocolate and fart!

Farting is so yesterday!

Best to do something that really makes you shine, belch like you mean it, failing that, fart like a Dray! :cool:

*of course I dont do either*

[Trudes]

I live at the very top of a hill, well practiced in the drunken uphill trek

[Colapop]

:rockon:

That one Col?

HEy!! That's the one...

[deanohit]

I live at the very top of a hill, well practiced in the drunken uphill trek

Ahhh, so you do 3 steps forward, 1 step back then?!
Staggering just like this :drinknsin

[Trudes]

Ahhh, so you do 3 steps forward, 1 step back then?!
Staggering just like this :drinknsin

hehe, something like that. Until I fall over and decide the footpath is quite a comfy place to have a little nap:zzzz:. Not good when you wake up with a layer of frost on you though!

[Mom]

Always best to walk up hill pissed.

Nope I disagree! Last time I walked up the hill to here I found the friggen road cones too heavy to carry!

The next morning going to the shops there were road cones all over the show!

What is with the yoof of today? ;)

[Colapop]

But you're strangely not cold?

[Trudes]

lol. Walking down is bad pissed!!!

[Colapop]

Chicken


condoms


Vodka jelly


Jaks


not good

[Trudes]

But you're strangely not cold?

Really??? I've been told I'm a cold bitch!!

[Colapop]

Really??? I've been told I'm a cold bitch!!
Nah you cuddly

I know!

[Mom]

Chicken


condoms


Vodka jelly


Jaks


not good

Shhhhhhhh, come to my happy place.........huuuummmmmmmmmmmm....

[Colapop]

No that's only for Mark!

[deanohit]

Nope I disagree! Last time I walked up the hill to here I found the friggen road cones too heavy to carry!

The next morning going to the shops there were road cones all over the show!
Bwahahahahaha!

I remember one new years I was staying in a tent up the hill behind my mates, decide to stagger up to the tent rotten drunk with a lovely lass, but bugger me if I got lost! Ended up turning right instead of left, and just kept walking up the hill, next thing I remember is watching the sunrise from the top of the hill! :Oops:

Needless to say, the lass was not impressed. :pinch:

[Mom]

Needless to say, the lass was not impressed. :pinch:

Bum, bum, poohs,wees and lot of cheese springs to mind for some reason.......lol

[Trudes]

Just got off the phone from the hubby, told him about this thread, and he told me to HTFU!! How rude!! Actually, I didn't know it was possible!

[Toaster]

Just got off the phone from the hubby, told him about this thread, and he told me to HTFU!! How rude!! Actually, I didn't know it was possible!

Ah, love, true love!!!

[ajturbo]

ok... what movies are we watching tonight????

[deanohit]

So hows the head this morning Mrs Kendog?

[Trudes]

Well tonight I'll be watching: 'Dude, Where's My Dildo', 'Big Trouble In Little Vigina' followed by 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'. What are you going to be watching this evening?

[Trudes]

So hows the head this morning Mrs Kendog?

hehe, head's fine thanks, was up early (bloody RTDs, there's a reason I don't normally drink that premixed crap!!) and cleaned up the massive mess I made last night when I was a drunken fool and cooked my dinner.:2thumbsup
:beer: must be about that time I think, hair of the dog an all...

[deanohit]

hehe, head's fine thanks, was up early (bloody RTDs, there's a reason I don't normally drink that premixed crap!!) and cleaned up the massive mess I made last night when I was a drunken fool and cooked my dinner.:2thumbsup
:beer: must be about that time I think, hair of the dog an all...

It is a Saturday after all, sounds good!

Bottoms up!:drinkup:

[Colapop]

Test riding is better...

[crazefox]

so are you drinking yet im on my 3rd steiny

[Trudes]

Had to have a little Nana nap, and then Col textured me to tell me about his orgasm, so now I'm awake and heading fridge direction...... Ah Saturday eh!

[Colapop]

Blow my Whistle - DJ Alligator.... LOUDER! :wari:

[crazefox]

Whats the poison tonight then??????????

[Colapop]

More freee booze at some work do!!

[crazefox]

cool can i come

[Colapop]

Sure! Some Bistro place or summat... it's the wife's work so I don't know where it is...

[crazefox]

see you there old fulla

[Colapop]

OLD? Hahaha! Still get my arse groped in bars... :shifty:

[crazefox]

OLD? Hahaha! Still get my arse groped in bars... :shifty:

only by me mate:headbang::headbang:

[Colapop]

Ummm.... yeah... well, I didn't know you were going to be there... still good for my for ego.... :o

[crazefox]

Ummm.... yeah... well, I didn't know you were going to be there... still good for my for ego.... :o

Far out brother you crack me up.I got no come back for that one

[Mom]

lol. Walking down is bad pissed!!!

Walking up hill steadily for a kilometre or so, under the influence is really bad. Had to stop for a rest half way home. There were some road cones around a small bit of seal repair that in my inebrieated state I took a fancy to. :blink: for some reason. Attempted to navigate my way home with this very heavy, cumbersome trophy! Gave up, and abandoned my prize. Had to laugh the next day when I went down the road, obviously someone had been having a bit of fun :innocent:


Ah, love, true love!!!

Tis a wonderful thing to behold :sunny:

[Usarka]

Haha road cones. the most prized of treasure to the inebriated.

[Mom]

Haha road cones. the most prized of treasure to the inebriated.

I have heard tell of a bloke that once hired a van, selected a sober driver, and went out on the sauce with a bunch of his mates. These mates managed to get this friend of theirs in a state where he had no recollection of things the next morning.

Imagine how pleased he was in the morning to discover that said rental van was parked in his driveway, fully laden with these wonderful prizes......LOL

He blamed the sober driver for this problem, I might add :sunny:

I have matured a tiny bit since :shutup:

[ElCoyote]

Farting is so yesterday!

Best to do something that really makes you shine, belch like you mean it, failing that, fart like a Dray! :cool:

*of course I dont do either*

Even the queen farts don't you know.........sorry Phillip just told me she fluffs :banana:

[Colapop]

Does one fart or exfoliate the gaseous expulsions of ones body?

[Trudes]

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.:spanking:

[Number One]

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.:spanking:

:laugh:It would seem that your actions may well have been the sole inspiration for ALL those businesses out there who have nailed, screwed and chained all their outdoor tables, chairs and other bits and bobs down - You are a naughty one Mrs Kendog :Police:

I must say I have 'borrowed' my fair share of street and road signs in the past...though looking back I recognise how terribly immature it all was I did have a crap load of fun doing it :bleh:

[deanohit]

:laugh:It would seem that your actions may well have been the sole inspiration for ALL those businesses out there who have nailed, screwed and chained all their outdoor tables, chairs and other bits and bobs down - You are a naughty one Mrs Kendog :Police:

Yea, ruined all the fun for us younger folk, it's not cool walking around with bolt cutters when on the turps! :devil2:

[Number One]

Yea, ruined all the fun for us younger folk, it's not cool walking around with bolt cutters when on the turps! :devil2:

True and lycra jumpsuits just don't have terribly suitable pockets for carrying said bolt cutters either...do they? :buggerd:

[deanohit]

True and lycra jumpsuits just don't have terribly suitable pockets for carrying said bolt cutters either...do they? :buggerd:

What the hell? Where did the lycra come from? :confused: So not me, leather on the other hand........:devil2:

[Number One]

What the hell? Where did the lycra come from? :confused: So not me, leather on the other hand........:devil2:

Says the old woman...I thought lycra was all the rage with you 'younger folk' - seems to be making a real comeback down this way YICK! Ok on some but really quite heinous on many!

[Mom]

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.:spanking:

Not evil love.........normal springs to mind. I feel so sorry for the young'uns today. Far canal, the fun police are everywhere!!!

Was just talking to Maha about this tonight. There were 3 homicides in NZ last night! I remember the Basset Road Murders! Jorgenson, for those that want to google! That was SO HUGE!!!!!!!

Now 3 a night!

I feel a thread coming on...(3) for Hitcher, who has refrained from responding to my taunts!......LOL

[deanohit]

Says the old woman...I thought lycra was all the rage with you 'younger folk' - seems to be making a real comeback down this way YICK! Ok on some but really quite heinous on many!

Oh ok, well I'm not that young, and I'm more of a country lad, jeans and tee for me!





Now wheres Daisy?

[Number One]

Oh ok, well I'm not that young, and I'm more of a country lad, jeans and tee for me!





Now wheres Daisy?

Just don't tell me you've got velcro gloves!

[deanohit]

Just don't tell me you've got velcro gloves!

Na, you just take em to a cliff, means they push back harder. :love:










:drinkup::laugh:

[Number One]

Na, you just take em to a cliff, means they push back harder. :love:

Oh dear....you are a worry boy! You will just be huntin the wild pigs down south aye?:devil2:

[deanohit]

Oh dear....you are a worry boy! You will just be huntin the wild pigs down south aye?:devil2:

Yea, pigs kick and theres nothing to hang onto. :lol:

[Trudes]

Says the old woman...I thought lycra was all the rage with you 'younger folk' - seems to be making a real comeback down this way YICK! Ok on some but really quite heinous on many!

I think it may be Latex you're thinking of.

[Sully60]

I think it may be Latex you're thinking of.

Shit I hope she hasn't told anyone about......

Opps I've said too much.:confused:

[deanohit]

I think it may be Latex you're thinking of.

Yea rubbers are gooooood, saves the stress levels, and the bank account!

[Trudes]

hehe, latex, it's a special sound isn't it.

So I got bored, have a drawer full of make-up that I never use, so thought "hell, lets see how much of this shit I can get on my eyes with them still able to open". Yes, well, that was fun... Next!!!:Pokey:

[Number One]

hehe, latex, it's a special sound isn't it.

So I got bored, have a drawer full of make-up that I never use, so thought "hell, lets see how much of this shit I can get on my eyes with them still able to open". Yes, well, that was fun... Next!!!:Pokey:

The other good thing about latex is you can just hose yourself off!

Re entertaining yourself...you shouldn't be this hard up woman...judging by your online persona you should have no trouble getting something fun aka naughty cooking ;) maybe though you could put your your hair into ringlets - F'n hurts your scalp but will definately kill a few hours and the result tomorrow should be a huge dag! Takes you right back to little school...well maybe you didn't have a mother who tortured you in this way like I did but anyway it will definately kill a few hours :yes:

[Mom]

hehe, latex, it's a special sound isn't it.

So I got bored, have a drawer full of make-up that I never use, so thought "hell, lets see how much of this shit I can get on my eyes with them still able to open". Yes, well, that was fun... Next!!!:Pokey:

Were you in Warkworth today????????? Saw this chick, not sure what drugs she was on when she applied her eyeshadow......*insert biggest shiver emoticon!* lets just say i went off mauve forever!

[Trudes]

The other good thing about latex is you can just hose yourself off!

Re entertaining yourself...you shouldn't be this hard up woman...judging by your online persona you should have no trouble getting something fun aka naughty cooking ;) maybe though you could put your your hair into ringlets - F'n hurts your scalp but will definately kill a few hours and the result tomorrow should be a huge dag! Takes you right back to little school...well maybe you didn't have a mother who tortured you in this way like I did but anyway it will definately kill a few hours :yes:
hehe, nah, mine was more like ironing my hair!!

I'm not actually that bored, I actually rather enjoy my own company, just doing a whole heap of shit I don't normally do when the boy's around, cause he teases me (bastard!) lol:laugh:

Were you in Warkworth today????????? Saw this chick, not sure what drugs she was on when she applied her eyeshadow......*insert biggest shiver emoticon!* lets just say i went off mauve forever!

Nup, was home all day, besides I'd never actually go anywhere with that amount of gook on my face, apart from that time I went to an 80s party as a goth...:confused:

[Kendog]

When the cats away...........

I will still love you when I get home :hug:

[Ronin]

When the cats away...........

I will still love you when I get home :hug:


Loooooooooooooooooooooong time :soon:

[Trudes]

Oh shit, he has internet.... I'm gonna be in trouble!!:love:

[Kendog]

Oh shit, he has internet.... I'm gonna be in trouble!!:love:

I got me eye on you.

[Trudes]

I got me eye on you.

I almost turned around again! lol, would you buggers stop spying on me, i'm having girl time!:mellow:

[Kendog]

i'm having girl time!:mellow:

You know where the video camera is so I can check it out when I get home :devil2:

[Colapop]

I'll just pop round and check up on her... mm k?

[Trudes]

You know where the video camera is so I can check it out when I get home :devil2:

Oh, honey, you wish!!

Men so don't get girl time. It's more like doing OUR Xmas shopping, ironing your shirts, cleaning the toilet and enjoying only having one person to clean up after!
hehe, I still love you though

[Trudes]

I'll just pop round and check up on her... mm k?

Sweet, a slave to cook my dinner!!! Pick up a dozen on the way okay.

[Colapop]

I've got;
lens cleaner,
a tripod;
latex restorer and
tipex (whiteout to cover any mistakes)

[Kendog]

Oh, honey, you wish!!

Men so don't get girl time. It's more like doing OUR Xmas shopping, ironing your shirts, cleaning the toilet and enjoying only having one person to clean up after!
hehe, I still love you though

I thought it was like I see on those videos, stink.

[Kendog]

I've got;
lens cleaner,
a tripod;
latex restorer and
tipex (whiteout to cover any mistakes)

You know the videos I am talking about :yes:

But I am afraid you are not the actor I am looking for :nono:

[Colapop]

Well, I'm ready to get MY nails done!

[Kendog]

Well, I'm ready to get MY nails done!

That's not exactly what I was thinking.

What colour?

[Colapop]

I thought it'd be nice as we bathe in the afterglow... baking makes me all sweaty...

I'm thinking some of that sparkly green to offset my eyes...

[Kendog]

I like chocolate cake and pavalova.

[Trudes]

It's Baaaaaaaack!:wari:

[ajturbo]

It's Baaaaaaaack!:wari:

what???.. your vibrater from the repair man?:buggerd:

[merv]

I was wondering about you Mrs K that you seemed so quiet at Judes lunch on Tuesday - totally out of character even though I know you said he was away. Now he's back have fun :devil2:.

[Kendog]

And not a moment to soon.

[merv]

Col what you going to do now, the husband is back :Oops: ?

[Colapop]

He'll probably be there during my visit. I like him too... :innocent:

[007XX]

He'll probably be there during my visit. I like him too... :innocent:

Gawwd, you're easy...:rolleyes:

nah, I'll admit...they're both quite cute, aren't they?:love:

[Kendog]

I am a little fussy, the other person must be female, sorry Col.

[007XX]

I am a little fussy, the other person must be female, sorry Col.

Well, we could shove him in some fishnets and plaster some makeup on him if you'd like!:clap:

Faaaaaaarrrk...run!*

[Kendog]

Well, we could shove him in some fishnets and plaster some makeup on him if you'd like!:clap:

Faaaaaaarrrk...run!*

:gob::sweatdrop:bye:

[007XX]

:gob::sweatdrop:bye:

Yes, I'm dead aren't I? Pray for me, will ya...

[Colapop]

Nigel, you speak as though the choice is yours...?

And dear sweet V... ahhh .. how I will miss you.. though my aim will be true....

[007XX]

And dear sweet V... ahhh .. how I will miss you.. though my aim will be true....

Just as well you shoot blanks then eh? :eek5: :dodge:


Shhiiiiiiiitt:chase:

[Trudes]

Good golly, I go to work and this is what you lot are plotting!!:mellow:

[007XX]

Good golly, I go to work and this is what you lot are plotting!!:mellow:

It's ok Hun...you can be the lurvely meat in the middle...:love:

[Trudes]

OMG!!!! :o Just what kind of bread are we talking about here?!

[007XX]

OMG!!!! :o Just what kind of bread are we talking about here?!

Eerrr, in this instance it would seem we have a bit of rye and also some honeygrain...:msn-wink:

:rofl:

[merv]

Eerrr, in this instance it would seem we have a bit of rye and also some honeygrain...:msn-wink:

:rofl:

So you don't mind a bit of inter-racial then?

You know you're talking to the Wairoa crowd here V :shifty:

[007XX]

So you don't mind a bit of inter-racial then?

You know you're talking to the Wairoa crowd here V :shifty:

Merv, please keep up...:Pokey:

This was addressed to Mrs Kendog...she was potencially to be the "lurvely" meat product...
:rolleyes:

...Nuff said...

as you were.

[Kendog]

Merv, please keep up...:Pokey:

This was addressed to Mrs Kendog...she was potencially to be the "lurvely" meat product...
:rolleyes:

...Nuff said...

as you were.

I would prefer to be the meat thanks :msn-wink:

[007XX]

I would prefer to be the meat thanks :msn-wink:

Eeeeeeeehhh???? :eek5:

Are you really, really sure that's what you'd like? Does Col know???:sweatdrop :dodge:

:killingme

[Kendog]

Both the slices of bread are female

[nadroj]

Mince......