Dirty biker cyber thread....

[Kittyhawk]

Objective: to make one big long sex story, as dirty as possible....:buggerd:

I see you ride up, and I stand there patiently, hormones lusting and in sync with the sound of your bike. Your helmet has a tinted visor and trying hard to stare past it, the mystery is a turn on. Beneath my leathers, and between my legs I moisten... my heart beats faster and I feel like Im defrosting the urge.

You que me to hop on the back, I do gently and as I lower myself down onto the pillion seat, I grind myself up against your back. My hands wander over your hips, and onto the tank...you rev the bike just a little, and ride onto the road.

My hands wander down between your legs, and I feel something hard, and it pulsates.....

[Sanx]

... throb throb throb.

"Why the hell you buy a bloody Harley?", I ask.

[EJK]

"Cause it vibes like no other!" she answers



yes... she

[DarkHeart]

Objective: to make one big long sex story, as dirty as possible....:buggerd:

I see you ride up, and I stand there patiently, hormones lusting and in sync with the sound of your bike. Your helmet has a tinted visor and trying hard to stare past it, the mystery is a turn on. Beneath my leathers, and between my legs I moisten... my heart beats faster and I feel like Im defrosting the urge.

You que me to hop on the back, I do gently and as I lower myself down onto the pillion seat, I grind myself up against your back. My hands wander over your hips, and onto the tank...you rev the bike just a little, and ride onto the road.

My hands wander down between your legs, and I feel something hard, and it pulsates.....
as the bike gently accelerates the pulsations become faster and more vigorous......the moistness between my legs slowly becomes wetness as the pulsations run thru my lower regins forcing my pulse to race.........

[Sanx]

as the bike gently accelerates the pulsations become faster and more vigorous......the moistness between my legs slowly becomes wetness as the pulsations run thru my lower regins forcing my pulse to race.........

And then the moistness becomes sticky. Burning. Unbearable.

I look down. Another oil leak.

(Sorry, was this not what you meant by dirty)

[TRAINING WHEELS]

My body quivers in anticipation and i pull him closer ...I need the support of a strong hard person to fully enjoy this ride....I press harder against his back as my head rolls back in complete pleasure ... The ride its self is like.....

[EJK]

a CAGE STUCK IN TRAFFIC! So I...

:lol:

[Kittyhawk]

let my hands fall away from the bike, remove a glove and slip a hand inside my pants...

[TRAINING WHEELS]

The throttle opens as the rider drops down a gear ...."OH" i moan ....

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Thr revs ride hight the vibrations intensify ... my hed is no longer needed

[skidMark]

...and go hey i swear that wasnt there yesterday.....

[Kittyhawk]

a little juice squirts out between my legs as I....feel the bike vibrate...and I...

[TRAINING WHEELS]

squeel "ops" ... I want to feel the vibrations closer to my skin so i ...

[Kittyhawk]

put my gloves back on and hold onto the tank again, my hands slide up his chest, moving closer into him, he can feel my breasts on his back, erect nipples are hidden with our leathers...but its arousing as I feel him breathe.

Slowly my juices drip and my leather moistens, they slowly run down my legs and faster as they fall down my silky soft skin onto my socks..

He opens it up, we are on a straight piece of road, in the middle of nowhere, moving back harder into my body, his left hand grabs mine and it is placed over his shaft...and...

[DarkHeart]

put my gloves back on and hold onto the tank again, my hands slide up his chest, moving closer into him, he can feel my breasts on his back, erect nipples are hidden with our leathers...but its arousing as I feel him breathe.

Slowly my juices drip and my leather moistens, they slowly run down my legs and faster as they fall down my silky soft skin onto my socks..

He opens it up, we are on a straight piece of road, in the middle of nowhere, moving back harder into my body, his left hand grabs mine and it is placed over his shaft...and...
.....while my nipples harden even more and the juices begin to flow faster down the silky skin of my inner thigh to my now sodden socks.....my hand that is covering his shaft squeezes gently till I feel him tense with pleasure......I then begin to slowly but gently stroke his shaft up.......down......up......down,occasionally squeezing. I now feel him grinding back into my chest and pelvic region........as the throttle opens further again...................

[TRAINING WHEELS]

I slowly undo is zip to his leather pants....I release his throbbing member into my hands ...he jumps as he realizes just what i am doing
I slowly move my hands up and down him long pulsating member making sure i dont miss a beat

[turtleman]

I was going to say:

As I reach peak revs and slot in another gear, I find the distraction of the soft leathery gloves on my hardened shaft only momentary as I relax into the rhythm of the ride and the company. I contemplate finding a cosy nook in which to stop and indulge the consumig lust that emanates from the pillion seat, but instead enjoy the moment a while longer. Sensual caresses heighten my awareness, as I feel her pressing even harder into the soft leather jacket on my back. She begins gyrating as, like clockwork, the rhythm of her stroking hand continues to massage my throbbing love muscle. Sensing the imminent danger of total distraction she reluctantly withdraws her hand - caressing my sides as she gently withdraws, albeit temporarily.....

But that's too much so instead....

"Sensing that I was definitely going to get some tonight I quickly pulled over to the nearest layby, and gave her one on the grassy verge......" :buggerd:

[Winston001]

A little later they glided into a sun-dappled glade beside the river and drew gently to a halt. With a flick of the key the thunder stopped and silence descended upon the tranquil scene.

Stepping onto the soft grass he walked a few paces letting the cool air refresh his face after the heat of the helmet. Turning he looked at her, and his heart did a skip. "She's mine, all mine......." he thought to himself.

Slowly he advanced across the grass until he stood beside her. The heat between them was palpable. Reaching out he caressed her side and looked closely at -

"Whut ya wanna do now"

"Huh?" Startled he glanced sideways at his companion. The girl stood there with an odd frown on her face, tapping her foot and looking off into the distance.

For a moment he'd forgotten about her. Sure, she was a nice chick and keen enough to come for a ride to help sort out the fairing buffeting on the gorgeous machine in front of him. Indeed she was positively enthusiastic when he told her about the new bike.

But somehow she just didn't get it. All that squirming and holding on in the wrong places - any proper biker chick knew to hold the rear bar. It was so irritating. And she just didn't seem to get the symbiosis between a man and his steed.

Turning he summoned a smile and said -

[Finn]

...and she said "give me all 12 inches and make me bleed", so I fucked her 4 times and punched her on the nose.

[nodrog]

...and she said "give me all 12 inches and make me bleed", so I fucked her 4 times and punched her on the nose.

....... but i still had to make my own eggs...

[TRAINING WHEELS]

....... but i still had to make my own eggs...

(MMM I know the best woman in town to get eggs from:2thumbsup:whistle:)

[fireball]

you know the rider does not have to be male.....

should read ....my hands slide up her thighs and i know she is as wet as i am, yearning to pull over to rip each others leathers off in lust......

and so on and so on.:bleh::niceone:

[TRAINING WHEELS]

you know the rider does not have to be male.....

should read ....my hands slide up her thighs and i know she is as wet as i am, yearning to pull over to rip each others leathers off in lust......

and so on and so on.:bleh::niceone:

Oh yea .... MMM and that wil be so much better ...But i think it was "kitty" that made it a man this time lol....:oi-grr:

[fireball]

Oh yea .... MMM and that wil be so much better ...But i think it was "kitty" that made it a man this time lol....:oi-grr:

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman :lol:


*hides in the corner*

[TRAINING WHEELS]

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman :lol:


*hides in the corner*

:gob::gob:....Really

[jrandom]

we all know kitty wishes it was a woman

But of course.

I want to know why she hasn't had any volunteers yet! Where's the experts with the hookups, eh?

[fireball]

But of course.

I want to know why she hasn't had any volunteers yet! Where's the experts with the hookups, eh?

you know very well i am retired.....

[TRAINING WHEELS]

you know very well i am retired.....

Yea sure you are babe :shifty: :msn-wink:

[vifferman]

you know very well i am retired.....
"Retired" doesn't mean the same thing as "tired again", y'know.

[007XX]

"Retired" doesn't mean the same thing as "tired again", y'know.

Anyone saying they're too tired for sex is not trying hard enough...:devil2:

[Hitcher]

"Don't moan so loudly, Dolores," he murmured. "You'll scare the horses. We're going to need them if our plans for world domination are to come to fruition."

[98tls]

"its looking at the horses thats making me moan you idiot" she replied.

[Kittyhawk]

She didnt sit on the saddle but at an angle with the horn rubbing against her womenly parts...and then it began... with the flowing movements of the horse doing a little canter she became aroused. The rear girth slightly tightened, and the horse breathed deeper..the fenders and stirrups flapped about with a rhythm to the heartbeat. Her legs spread wide apart and skin was touching the horses hair...sensation upon sensations she sat there and ground her pelvis up hard against the horn....

He looks across at her while he is on his stallion moments later the stallion rose up on its two rear legs and dominated with a powerful noise, coming down with a mighty thud he then canters around her in circles while she pauses to watch....

[98tls]

Whilst watching she rubbed her already red vulva wishing she had thrown that razor out 6 months ago when it occured to her that after 9 brazilians it was possibly past its best.

[Hitcher]

"Fanuary will provide an opportunity for those in-grown hairs to finally break free," Cecily mused contemplatively. "And think of the money you'll save on floss, Eric!"

"Remedial minge!" Eric scoffed. "How delightfully therapeutic."