Use your imagination! What would you ride!

[ital916]

Hey guys and gals. Was drooling over a mates bike today and that got me thinking, what would i ride if i could choose a bike once i got my full *and learnt to ride properly lol* and modified it. Well after some pondering i settled on the bike i would get. Being a sucker for v-twin power I would reckon an 07 sv650sk7 *non of this 08 fully faired stuff and the 650cc means i would live longer*. The 07 mint mantis half fairing just gets something going haha. Add in a lower belly pan like it's 1000 bigger brother. A dark green paint job with gold flakes would be mint. Gold pipes and gold rims along with a pure black double bubble windscreen. And many more subtle adjustments and i guess thats just right..a praying mantis looking bike..buyah!:headbang: lol. Well one could wish. If given the options what would you ride customizations and all! I don't care if it's neon pink with betty boop on it. Imagination time lol

[Matt Bleck]

I'd love to ride a cloud











.... in the shape of a K3








just like that Jesus guy when he soon returns

[qldzxr250a]

but i ride a k1 not a k3...

[Steam]

I'd like to ride a boulder. A granite boulder 6 meters in diameter with me sitting on top.
It would bounce along the highway crushing cars and smashing semi's out of the way.
Chaos.

[Bonez]

On a 20yo single cylinder Honda in the pouring rain, with visor open, passing more capable machinery.
No wait, that happened yesterday.....................................

That pixie dust is wonderfull stuff :blink:

[ital916]

haha sweet thats what im talking about, but what happens if your boulder comes across an 18 wheeler? The 18 wheels of justice semi form the show...and i bet kit from nightrider would have a few tricks up his sleeve.

[klyong82]

I think the 07 CBR600RR would be a perfect mantis bike on its own; drider87.

I'll like to ride ........ermmm.....I can't say it.... I am using too much of my imagination. :rolleyes:

[kiwifruit]

nothing.
i'd rather fly


you asked

[EJK]

I think the 07 CBR600RR would be a perfect mantis bike on its own; drider87.

I'll like to ride ........ermmm.....I can't say it.... I am using too much of my imagination. :rolleyes:

A BIG, THICK, JUICY CO:shutup:.......
:o

lmao sorry Kim! :shit:

[Bonez]

nothing.
i'd rather fly


you askedAssisted or unassisted?:whistle:

[McJim]

A Ducati....any Ducati.....wakes up, looks in garage....COOL!

[HornetBoy]

A REAL Gixxer not like my wannabe GSXF600 :crybaby: eg GSXR600 K7 in pearl black

[Zuki Bandit]

A solid gold Hayabusa with huge flames that would shoot out the back and massive teeth that would eat any road rage worthy candiates.:headbang:

[kiwifruit]

Assisted or unassisted?:whistle:

assisted is all very well but i'd love to do it for teh real

[Sue VFR]

assisted is all very well but i'd love to do it for teh real

Me too... did the assisted but the CBR1000RR feels more like unassisted than the plane did!


www.motottt.co.nz

[kiwifruit]

Me too... did the assisted but the CBR1000RR feels more like unassisted than the plane did!


www.motottt.co.nz

riding a bike well is flying, in two dimensions

flying a plane like the "guns" do must be amazing

<img src="http://blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/red%20bull.jpg"/>

[Sketchy_Racer]

500cc two stroke GP bike.

Someone get me a tissue

[kitsune]

I already have one dream bike :D however have anyone here seen the bike out of the final fantasy 7 movie? "fenfir" that bike looks like the meanest baddest street fighter ever it just screams aggression from every point.

[Sully60]

You guys (the ones still talking about bikes) all seem obsessed with "cookie cutter" plastic bikes(cept you Sketchy, 5hundy aye, big cojones this one!), don't get me wrong they're all cool and I wouldn't say no if someone gave me one to ride but they just don't "do it" for me.

I want to have they most successful race machine of all time, black on one side, orange on the other, two big staggered Supertrapps for exhausts and two big K&N filters pointing back down the right side.
I'd like to get away without the front brake but we have to turn right too often here in NZ to get away with that, oh and it might not get that thing....whats it called again?
Oh yeah a WOF,


Bling for every correct I.D (Make AND Model) of what I'm going on about, it's not hard now...

[madandy]

MV? The original?

[Sully60]

MV? The original?

Too many pipes!

[bungbung]

XR750 10 characters

[deanohit]

XR750 10 characters

Damn, beat me to it!
Yep, those HD XR750s sound awesome. :headbang:

[madandy]

I should have read the bit about turning right and having a front brake :laugh: I'm sleepy, I missed the whole thing really :sleep:

Back on topic: I'd like one of these big torquey dual purpose kinda things like the KTM Duke that really can deal with all real world conditions take 2 in comfort and allow my sprotsbike to be set up for track work only.

[imdying]

500cc two stroke GP bike. Hell yes... or the road going equivalent.

Too many pipes!Yeah, but only because they put it on for wank and can't actually justify it... this on the other hand...

[Paul in NZ]

A Brough Superior SS100 Alpine Grand Sport or a Coventry Eagle Flying 8

[Renegade]

the bike in my avatar, onlya hundred or so ever built, a true rare beauty :niceone:

[Mikkel]

Easy:
<img src=http://www.military-aircraft.org.uk/jet-fighter-planes/lockheed-f-22a-raptor.jpg>
Never have to worry about lack of power or radar detection again ;)

[007XX]

If I had the money, and the skill?

This beauty!:first:

:drool: :love:

[nodrog]

i reckon riding one of these would be pretty cool

[Mikkel]

Nah screw the Raptor...

I'd take one of these and a set of proper riding gear.
<img src=http://www.asfa-art.org/gallery/lockwood/image4.jpg>

[vifferman]

I would ride a llama
From here to the Panama
I hope he swims real good
Just like a lump of wood
Like a llama should. :woohoo:

[ManDownUnder]

A Britten... just as they are.

Luffley!

[Bass]

riding a bike well is flying, in two dimensions

flying a plane like the "guns" do must be amazing


Would you like half an hour in a S2 (2 seat) Pitts Special with someone who knows what they are doing in the back seat?

I think it could probably be arranged. You just need about $350 and know who to ask - (the right people are surprisingly close at hand)

[jrandom]

I want one of those floaty zoomy forest things from Return of the Jedi.

:yes:

[Mikkel]

Would you like half an hour in a S2 (2 seat) Pitts Special with someone who knows what they are doing in the back seat?

I think it could probably be arranged. You just need about $350 and know who to ask - (the right people are surprisingly close at hand)

That sounds like fun to me! ;)

[vifferman]

I'd like special shoes, made out of skateboard decks, with four chihuahuas glued to the bottom of each one. I'd wear my special Chihuahua Riding Hat, which is made of baby fur seal skin, dyed green, with all kinds of stuffed birds stapled to it.
It'd have to be on a warm day, because wearing any clothes detracts from the simple beauty of the Hat.

[Big Dave]

nothing.
i'd rather fly


you asked


If I could never get on another plane it would suit me fine.



I worked it out that I need 5 motorcycles to cover all contingencies.

[Big Dave]

I'd like special shoes, made out of skateboard decks, with four chihuahuas glued to the bottom of each one. I'd wear my special Chihuahua Riding Hat, which is made of baby fur seal skin, died green, with all kinds of stuffed bird stapled to it.
It'd have to be on a warm day, because wearing any clothes detracts from the simple beauty of the Hat.


Drink Dolphin Cola if too hot and try the Whale steaks for lunch.

[Big Dave]

Nah screw the Raptor...

I'd take one of these and a set of proper riding gear.
http://www.asfa-art.org/gallery/lockwood/image4.jpg

Cleaning out the shed would be a bitch.

[007XX]

i reckon riding one of these would be pretty cool

You're just obsessed with birds, aren't ya? :rolleyes:

Besides my earlier reply, I like to ride one of these:

YEEEEAAAAAHHH....

[Bass]

That sounds like fun to me! ;)

I've done it.
It is!
Can be pretty strenuous though, especially if you are not used to medium/high G manoevres. Doesn't have to be that way - talk to driver about what you can cope with.

[avgas]

Bimota VDUE
Be like rooting a supermodel, that smells like 2 stroke and avgas.
ahhhhh *sigh*

[avgas]

On a 20yo single cylinder Honda in the pouring rain, with visor open, passing more capable machinery.
No wait, that happened yesterday.....................................

That pixie dust is wonderfull stuff :blink:
You seen that Big single the guy made for a Manx triubute bike.
apparently 1L........i just about orgasmed when i found out.
Half a harley apparently, but all custom

[nodrog]

Besides my earlier reply, I like to ride one of these:

YEEEEAAAAAHHH....

this is more your style aint it? :Pokey:

[007XX]

this is more your style aint it? :Pokey:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

<_< nah, sorry... the wall paper is the wrong colour! :shifty:

[jim.cox]

Hey guys and gals. Was drooling over a mates bike today and that got me thinking, what would i ride if i could choose...

If given the options what would you ride...

Imagination time

Easy...

A bevel-head Ducati

Dont need no imagination - the reality is in my garage :)

[Ocean1]

I'd like special shoes, made out of skateboard decks, with four chihuahuas glued to the bottom of each one. I'd wear my special Chihuahua Riding Hat, which is made of baby fur seal skin, dyed green, with all kinds of stuffed birds stapled to it.
It'd have to be on a warm day, because wearing any clothes detracts from the simple beauty of the Hat.

:laugh: Must spread more...


Hmmm... Liz Hurley?

[imdying]

:laugh: Must spread more...

Hmmm... Liz Hurley?Speaking of spreading it... you nearly got a red cause I can't click it and make it bigger :angry: :love:

[Mr Merde]

If I could I would love to ride a drag bike capable of a 6 second run.

Pure adrenilin rush.

Power that pushes you back into the seat and threatens to tear your arms out of their sockets.

[Ocean1]

Speaking of spreading it... you nearly got a red cause I can't click it and make it bigger :angry: :love:

Fill yer boots dude...

[vifferman]

Hmmm... Liz Hurley?
Does she have a special Hat? :confused:

[nudemetalz]

I'd like to ride a nice maroon 2002 Moto Guzzi V11 Sport with race-pipes on it.
Hmmm....I'll convince her we can justify the expense one of these days.........

[Ocean1]

Does she have a special Hat? :confused:

I would imagine someone with such stunningly well proportioned cleavage has pretty much everything she wants, I know I would.

[vifferman]

I would imagine someone with such stunningly well proportioned cleavage has pretty much everything she wants, I know I would.
The bits either side of her cleavage seem a bit underinflated - I reckon she's a PSI or three under the recommended inflation for normal riding .

[Mikkel]

You're just obsessed with birds, aren't ya? :rolleyes:

Besides my earlier reply, I like to ride one of these:

YEEEEAAAAAHHH....

You want the special version with an integrated Sybian I believe ;)

[Ocean1]

The bits either side of her cleavage seem a bit underinflated - I reckon she's a PSI or three under the recommended inflation for normal riding .

You're right... Hold on, I'll just tell her to fuck off 'cause Viffer reckons she's pneumatically challenged...

[vifferman]

You're right... Hold on, I'll just tell her to fuck off 'cause Viffer reckons she's pneumatically challenged...
Tell her it's nothing personal...no - scratch that. Tell her the vifferbabe has better waterwings than her. :yes:

Mind you, I'd still ride the Hurley if she had the appropriate hat on.

[007XX]

You want the special version with an integrated Sybian I believe ;)

:laugh:

Agreeing would be an admission of knowledge, wouldn't it?

:shutup::shutup::shutup:

[Mikkel]

Cleaning out the shed would be a bitch.

The shed? You'd need a hangar for that... Or even better a big dungeon under some remote mountain ;)

[Big Dave]

The shed? You'd need a hangar for that... Or even better a big dungeon under some remote mountain ;)

And a really big shovel.

[Mikkel]

And a really big shovel.

Dragons are magical beings... they don't shit. I've never seen one shit that's for sure!

If they did, you wouldn't want them to shit on your car, house, boat, motorcycle or windows.

[Mikkel]

:laugh:

Agreeing would be an admission of knowledge, wouldn't it?

:shutup::shutup::shutup:

Faking innocence is not gonna help anyone, you least of all ;)

[Steam]

Dragons are magical beings... they don't shit. I've never seen one shit that's for sure!


Duuuh, of COURSE they shit. It's clearly stated on page 78 of the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition Magic Handbook (2005) that for advanced spell-making above 30th level, dragon copra is a common ingredient when applied to pyrogenic spells.
Jeez, ignorant!
Get with the programme.

[007XX]

Faking innocence is not gonna help anyone, you least of all ;)

Who said i need help?.............

Ok, don't answer that! :p

:lol:

[Mikkel]

Duuuh, of COURSE they shit. It's clearly stated on page 78 of the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition Magic Handbook (2005) that for advanced spell-making above 30th level, dragon copra is a common ingredient when applied to pyrogenic spells.
Jeez, ignorant!
Get with the programme.

You must spread some... :lol:

Damn, AD&D 2nd Ed. is a long time ago... Had forgotten about the Magic Handbook. ;) Considering it's level 30+ spells I guess that its an add-on to the high-level adventurers expansion set.

[007XX]

:thud:

Geeks attack...run for your lives folks :eek:

:dodge:

[avgas]

Riding....D&D?????
You cast gay on this thread....

[Subike]

And the boss would pay me better
The first one would be in my shed
The second would be my daily ride
The third would be for club events and sunday rides
Im not greedy

[ital916]

Haha bike talk was cool, jet talk was cool, dragon talk was cool...and yes dragons shit..piles of shit that are bigger than stupid gas guzzling pick ups/suvs....riding liz hurley..good *tho nicole kidmans a bit of alright lol*...D & D......BAD lol It's like a couple of school kids i walked past the other day playing something called magic?? Looked like D&D poker lol

[nudemetalz]

Hell yes... or the road going equivalent.
Yeah, but only because they put it on for wank and can't actually justify it... this on the other hand...

....is truly beautiful !!!

[fireball]

And the boss would pay me better
The first one would be in my shed
The second would be my daily ride
The third would be for club events and sunday rides
Im not greedy

i would take your third trike mmmm burn that rubber :niceone:

[homer]

nothing.
i'd rather fly


you asked

Have you flown a plane
if not about 70 $ gets about 25 mins

i did a flight in a small plane $65 and i got to take control to take off and turn i flew the whole time till the last 10 meters of height before landing

Its the most wicked thing to do

Oh yeah and id like an old suzuki rv 125 but with huge fat pink donunts for wheels
and instead of a 125 its got a gsxr 1000 engine in it

something everyone should try

[madbikeboy]

It's tough, I love what I ride. Test ride other stuff occasionally and go right back to the gixer.

But if I could ride ANYTHING. It'd be my bike, but with the skill of Valentino Rossi and the bravery of Mick Doohan...