I dreamed about Boomer last night....

[Riff Raff]

Well actually it was his bike. For some reason Boomer, myself and Trashy were at a track in Germany and Boomer offered me his K7 GSXR1000 for me to do a lap of the track. I tried to protest that I couldn't ride in all my pregnant glory but he and Trashy pressured me into it. So I did.

It all started off looking like a normal track, but then suddenly there were houses that you rode through - some of them got a bit tricky because they had little passageways to negotiate so had to drop my speed considerably. Then the track turned into a city motorway but I was racing all these other bikes on it, on slicks in the wet. There were signs over the motorway showing the way back to the track, but I couldn't follow them because I didn't like turning right. So I kept turning left in the hopes that I would eventually get to the track but just ended up getting hopelessly lost.

Meanwhile Trashy and Boomer were still waiting for me at the track and going on about how slow I was because I still hadn't finished one lap.

So all you dream interpretators, whaddya make of that one?

[Mom]

Boomer is cute, he does wheelies that are neither big nor clever, and you are expecting...........simple!

[Trudes]

Pregnancy!!

[MSTRS]

Your right wrist is still too weak to ride, hence all the left turns??

[boomer]

You've been hoggin the shit again ant yas?!


nice dreams!

[White trash]

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced, happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.

[boomer]

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced, happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.
ahahha


If you can't beat 'em.. get pissed i say! :apint:

[HDTboy]

There were signs over the motorway showing the way back to the track, but I couldn't follow them because I didn't like turning right.
So all you dream interpretators, whaddya make of that one?

Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.

[limbimtimwim]

Too much cheese.

Cut back.

[Kickaha]

happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.

Just about everyone else in the world could do that

[Riff Raff]

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced.
Well that's just fuckin typical. The mother of your unborn child is lost and alone in a strange city, unable to get back cos she can't do right turns, and you fookers have pissed off to the pub. It's going to be a long, long time before you get to sample my delights again Mr Trash.

[Finn]

Boomer and White Trash are both skinny, short, ugly white fullas. We'll never know who the real father is.

[Joni]

Boomer and White Trash are both skinny, short, ugly white fullas. We'll never know who the real father is.OMFG..... :sick:

My brain cannot handle the one scenario your are suggesting....

[Finn]

OMFG..... :sick:

My brain cannot handle the one scenario your are suggesting....

White Trash ain't that bad Joni. :crazy:

[ManDownUnder]

White Trash ain't that bad Joni. :crazy:

...not after the 7th drink anyway...

[Joni]

White Trash ain't that bad Joni. :crazy:He's a sweetheart :love:

And thats after no beers MDU! :D

:spudguita

[007XX]

Hmmm, some interesting points in this dream...I'll have a shot at guessing a possible explanation just for the fun of it...

1- You miss riding and the thrill of it, hence the borrowing of such a horny bike as a GSXR1000...(that's kind of a no brainer)

2- The scene changes from track to city, and so you have to slow down: you're needing familiarity and safety and it could highlight the slowing down of your life in general, due to the fact you're pregnant.

3- it gets tricky and slippery: well, who hasn't felt like that about the upcoming arrival of a little one? (no gross pun intended about childbirth btw)

4-Can't turn right: now, that's tricky...either you were lying on your right while asleep, and couldn't move that way, which affected your dream...or, it could mean you are just feeling a little restricted once again in your freedom at the moment.

5- Lost: Do you feel like you are in need of direction in your life at the mo?

6- WT and Boomer waiting for you and making comments about your slowness: feeling pressured to get a lot done before the little one arrives maybe?

Apart for that:sherlock:...meh, it was about you needing a ride:scooter:...(I did my best, my I'm not Freud you know :laugh:)

[Mental Trousers]

Dreaming of Boomer is a great contraceptive ....

[Pussy]

Well that's just fuckin typical. The mother of your unborn child is lost and alone in a strange city, unable to get back cos she can't do right turns, and you fookers have pissed off to the pub. It's going to be a long, long time before you get to sample my delights again Mr Trash.

Go on, Sue! It's too high off the ground to eat grass

[jrandom]

I'll have a shot at guessing a possible explanation...

:mellow:

I'm going with LBTW's 'too much cheese' theory.

[avgas]

kinky.................

[007XX]

:mellow:

I'm going with LBTW's 'too much cheese' theory.

Yeah, just quietly, I'd do too...:sweatdrop

[Pex Adams]

I'm not Freud you know

No - But I imagine you and him would have got on extremely well considering that you both talk about sex ALOT!

Not that there's anything wrong with that:woohoo::woohoo:

[007XX]

No - But I imagine you and him would have got on extremely well considering that you both talk about sex ALOT!

Not that there's anything wrong with that:woohoo::woohoo:

That's because everybody else is in denial about how sex affects so many of the behavioural and thinking patterns of human beings...:D :whistle:

For example, have you ever noticed how very often a conversation between adults wille eventually end up revolving around sex? Sooner or later, depending on their open mindedness of course...(or not at all if they're really retentive!)

It doesn't make us lurid and deprived, just people wanting to speak of something that has so many aspects: it can be funny, thought provoking, shoking, romantic, etc

[jrandom]

It doesn't make us lurid and deprived...

I don't think anyone would ever accuse you of being deprived.

Depraved, maybe.

But you're actually a little bit of a prude, aren't you?

:eek:

[007XX]

I don't think anyone would ever accuse you of being deprived.

Depraved, maybe.

But you're actually a little bit of a prude, aren't you?

:eek:

Absolutely...I even still wear granny underpants...wanna see them? :moon::rofl:

[Disco Dan]

So I kept turning left in the hopes that I would eventually get to the track but just ended up getting hopelessly lost.


huh... and to think we have never met... :whistle:

[jrandom]

huh... and to think we have never met...

I don't imagine that Sue's missing much.

[MyGSXF]

... and you are expecting...........simple!


Pregnancy!!

Yep.. I :third: that vote!! :Punk: pregnancy does weeeeeeird shit to ya brain man!!! :wacko:


and it gets worse after the littleun arrives too.. :baby:

all the best for the big day Riff Raff!!! :2thumbsup

Jen :rockon:

[Riff Raff]

pregnancy does weeeeeeird shit to ya brain man!!! :wacko:

You're not wrong there. I don't know if I actually want to admit to this but...

I've worked at race tracks a lot being on the motorsport team at work, and obviously with Trashy racing I spend a lot more time there. Which means I do actually know what all the flags mean. So there I was standing with Speedie on Sunday and I was looking at all the flags lined up, and one of them looked out of place. I couldn't figure out what it was for so I turned to Speedie and asked, 'what do they use the green flag for?":wacko:

It's only going to get worse, isn't it?

[crashe]

You're not wrong there. I don't know if I actually want to admit to this but...

I've worked at race tracks a lot being on the motorsport team at work, and obviously with Trashy racing I spend a lot more time there. Which means I do actually know what all the flags mean. So there I was standing with Speedie on Sunday and I was looking at all the flags lined up, and one of them looked out of place. I couldn't figure out what it was for so I turned to Speedie and asked, 'what do they use the green flag for?":wacko:

It's only going to get worse, isn't it?

Ohhhhhhhhhh gawd............

So how many more months do you have left to go in this pregnancy??????

WT has a lot to answer for.......... for mushing your brain around....

Blame him, cos he got you into this predicament.






(pt)

[MyGSXF]

I couldn't figure out what it was for so I turned to Speedie and asked, 'what do they use the green flag for?":wacko:

:doh: good one chick!! :laugh:


It's only going to get worse, isn't it?

YEP!!!! :shutup:

[Blue Thunder]

so I turned to Speedie and asked, 'what do they use the green flag for?":wacko:

It's only going to get worse, isn't it?

And you expect Speedie to know the answer to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy:
Now you have answer all the questions I ever had about your sanity:innocent:

[boomer]

And you expect Speedie to know the answer to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:crazy:
Now you have answer all the questions I ever had about your sanity:innocent:

he likes waving the black one :whistle:

[howdamnhard]

Wait until when the wee one is born and yee have no sleep,then the brain goes really mushy.:baby::wacko:Kiss the memory goodbye.When is the little blighter due?


It's only going to get worse, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

[Storm]

As someone with a 4 week old baby, I have only this to say: hahahahahahhahaahahahaha this is only the beginning. Its amzing how little sleep you can function on

[Riff Raff]

BTW, my sig has spelled out Riff Raffs mush brain since Sunday, but youse musta missed it..

That's cos no one looks at your posts!


When is the little blighter due?
31st May.

[Riff Raff]

hope my posts are ok.

You appear to be rambling. Must be good drugs.

[R6_kid]

So all you dream interpretators, whaddya make of that one?

The baby was concieved during a drunk (and confused) threesome with boomer and trashy, and you still dont know who the father is - but they think its pretty funny that you're taking so long to figure it out?

[skidMark]

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced, happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.


you bastard i laughed so hard i woke up a flatmate!

[boomer]

you bastard i laughed so hard i woke up a flatmate!



be quiet numb nuts