Deep Heat gone bad!

[Kittyhawk]

It's always a good laugh when someone accidently uses this in the wrong way. The common mistaken identity while sitting next to the KY when you are in the heat of the moment grab it, apply it, then wonder whats wrong but its too late.....

No I did not mistake deep heat while getting laid or having a mastie.....

but here's what happend...

The other night I had a nice long hot shower thinking to myself "ahh so nice, relaxing and it felt soo good" few days ago I pulled my hamstring and made it worse by attempting to follow an aerobics dvd.

I got out the shower, dried myself and got into my pj's. That hamstring was still causing me grief....dam muscles lol! It was around 0030 and I decided I'll put some deep heat on to soothe and minimise the aching.

Dropped the pj pants and started massaging the deep heat into my upper thigh at the rear and ass cheek thinking Im a genius as it started to work..

Put my pj pants back on hopped into bed, was dosing and at the same time thinking...ahh relaxing muscle, warming up to a really really nice state....I can finally get to sleep....I stopped to think why I was heating up between my legs.....laid there still pondering.......now thinking why is my other leg heating up!!!

OH FUCK Im on fire!!! I sent a text to some poor bastard at 1am...waking her with my deep heat crisis!!!...she was feelin a little down so I figured she could giggle at my fuckup.

I dropped my pants darted for the bath and turned on both the shower and bath taps to max cold, filled up the bath and socked my firery body...
it was that hot it looked like I could see steam rising lol!!!

20 mins later after sitting there feeling sorry for myself I sent her another text and went back to bed...I didnt realise that the deep heat had rubbed off my pj pants and wondered around my body.

ARGH....just when you think it could never happen to you....it does...
:mad:

[Usarka]

calls for the same treatment as following a fiery curry.....

handstand in a cold shower :eek:

[fireball]

pulled my hamstring and made it worse by attempting to follow an aerobics dvd.




PRICELESS kitty you just made my day :laugh::laugh::laugh:

the twins must have been horrified to see you doing such a thing!:wari:

[Tank]

This thread is useless without pics (a video would be good too)

[007XX]

:thud:

Bet you won't do that again in a hurry!!!:crazy:

:rofl:

[MisterD]

Rugby players only make the mistake of not washing their hands between deep heat application and the nervous pre-match slash ONCE.

Perhaps this should be in the DAMHIK thread...

[deanohit]

Bwahahahahaha! Thats classic Kitty!




Never use mouthwash in the shower!
It's not good when you just spit it straight down.

[Storm]

Sadly, I must share my shame as I did much the same thing after stretching a hammy at a Tae Kwon Do tournament. Wasnt my finest hour, and I've been scared of Deep Heat since:(

[ynot slow]

Wife knew a couple of guys who would tell a guy who was gullible things to do at parties,one was to rub this stuff on ya balls,will stop the feeling and make ya last!!!.The guy duly rubbed the lotion on his sack,much wailing later with the girl he had,turned out the boys had a tube of tiger balm with label semi removed,the guy had no idea what it was,brings tears to the eyes.:spanking:

[Disco Dan]

Who you calling "deep heat" huh? :crybaby: