It has been proven that I'm a noob!

[fireball]

Damn do i feel like a noob.... and i feel like sharing hopefully someone will find this as funny as i do now (not at the time)

got up this morning feeling really good about the day as i started my much awaited new job!! YAY
pootled off to work which is a nice flash cafe called Flax up at kiwi valley on henderson valley road (good coffee and food!!)
the day went well without any major dramas until i got on the bike to head home....
As the bike i am currently using is not my own I did not realize that well the gas was low so as im heading home i well putt to a stop, took me awhile to realize that i had infact run out of gas, no money on me and LilSel was in the process of saving my flattie who had a flat battery.....

so here i am sitting on the side of the road waiting to be saved, so i think why not have a ciggy :bleh: not today! i open my packet up to go and roll one and the wind blows the remains of my tobacco across the road...
by this stage im getting pissy..... no gas no smokes no money. and it was HOT!!

5 or 6 bikes have gone past and not one stopped to see if i was ok but then to my surprise SANTA shows up on his pretty Kawa (think 6rn) i must thank you you made me smile!

but yeah had pushed my bike halfway to gas station when i was saved by a friend! a ciggy and gas!

i hope when i get up tomorrow it will be a better day!:cool:

yep what a NOOB!

[Bren]

Was thinking this post might be about binning it....glad ya didnt bin it....just remember that "every day above ground is a good day":wari::2thumbsup:lol:

[Subike]

Was waiting for you to say you forgot to turn on the reserve
Not that would be a Noob thing to do

[sprag]

Damn do i feel like a noob.... and i feel like sharing hopefully someone will find this as funny as i do now (not at the time)

got up this morning feeling really good about the day as i started my much awaited new job!! YAY
pootled off to work which is a nice flash cafe called Flax up at kiwi valley on henderson valley road (good coffee and food!!)
the day went well without any major dramas until i got on the bike to head home....
As the bike i am currently using is not my own I did not realize that well the gas was low so as im heading home i well putt to a stop, took me awhile to realize that i had infact run out of gas, no money on me and LilSel was in the process of saving my flattie who had a flat battery.....

so here i am sitting on the side of the road waiting to be saved, so i think why not have a ciggy :bleh: not today! i open my packet up to go and roll one and the wind blows the remains of my tobacco across the road...
by this stage im getting pissy..... no gas no smokes no money. and it was HOT!!

5 or 6 bikes have gone past and not one stopped to see if i was ok but then to my surprise SANTA shows up on his pretty Kawa (think 6rn) i must thank you you made me smile!

but yeah had pushed my bike halfway to gas station when i was saved by a friend! a ciggy and gas!

i hope when i get up tomorrow it will be a better day!:cool:

yep what a NOOB!


Points and laffs (just to make you feel better) :laugh:

[fireball]

Was waiting for you to say you forgot to turn on the reserve
Not that would be a Noob thing to do

bloody thing was already on reserve, didnt realize until i needed to use it.... bloody loan bike.

[EJK]

lol KBers Confess! who were the 5-6 riders?!?! :lol:

Well, for a moment while I was reading this part, I thought you blew the bike lol

......so i think why not have a ciggy....

[deanohit]

Points and laffs (just to make you feel better) :laugh:

+1 :bleh:


:niceone:

[sprag]

bloody thing was already on reserve, didnt realize until i needed to use it.... bloody loan bike.


Points and laffs more, man you should be on a high now :)

And that sounds like when you get a loan car from the garage always no gas in the bloody thing.

[fireball]

i just cant wait to have my own bike back..... still waiting on parts from Suzuki.

it was one of those you just have to laugh moments, could have been worse:lol:

[martybabe]

bloody thing was already on reserve, didnt realize until i needed to use it.... bloody loan bike.



:laugh:That aint nooby, I've been riding for 343years 3 months and I still fuck me self up regular as.Just try to make sure it doesn't happen again, cause runnin out of ciggys is not funny.:laugh:

[sprag]

:laugh:That aint nooby, I've been riding for 343years 3 months and I still fuck me self up regular as.Just try to make sure it doesn't happen again, cause runnin out of ciggys is not funny.:laugh:

343 years ?

First bike had stone wheels ?

[martybabe]

343 years ?

First bike had stone wheels ?


:laugh: And three months. Yes it was a Harley,how perceptive.:msn-wink:

[fireball]

Points and laffs more, man you should be on a high now :)

And that sounds like when you get a loan car from the garage always no gas in the bloody thing.

or a flat spare tyre:bash:

[CBR97]

I think you will have to give any kb member a free coffe for that one,:third:

at lest it wasnt pissing down with rain:cold:

[Monsterbishi]

Every time I've run right out of gas I've literally been coasting towards a servo, go figure ;-)

Was driving as tail pilot for one of our trucks today so couldn't stop for a fellow biker, what sucked worse, was that in my usual truck(I was in a poxy van) - I keep a 10L can of petrol in it for such occasions!

[Drum]

1000 years bad karma to the riders that didn't stop. :2guns:

How could you go about your day knowing you had left a rider stranded on the side of the road?

[Ixion]

A biker always stops. No ifs buts or ans. If you don't stop you're not a biker. Just a twat riding a motorcycle, two wheeled ricer. End of story.

[tri boy]

A biker always stops. No ifs buts or ans. If you don't stop you're not a biker. Just a twat riding a motorcycle, two wheeled ricer. End of story.


So true. Was on top of the Raglan divvy today on kanny's volty. Had the tool roll out to adjust the chain. (no big deal obviously), but four Charley Harrison riders coughed and farted their way past me, flat out doing 85kmh, making more noise than a Mk3 Zephyr with blown exhaust manifold. But not even a nod, or wave from their tasseled gloves.
I'm picking they were late for their group masturbation session, or afraid the Volty would out accelerate them if they stuck around.
I know that not all cruiser/Harley riders are like these "born again cocksuckers", but sheesh, if ya want to live the dream, get involved in the dream.:calm:

[Choco]

A biker always stops. No ifs buts or ans. If you don't stop you're not a biker. Just a twat riding a motorcycle, two wheeled ricer. End of story.

If I saw another biker on the side of the road in trouble I would stop, because I would want people to stop for me. Wheres the kindness gone these days?

[Monsterbishi]

1000 years bad karma to the riders that didn't stop. :2guns:

How could you go about your day knowing you had left a rider stranded on the side of the road?

Like I said, was a tail pilot driver that day, so literally couldn't stop until the two vehicles that I was shadowing had completed their work on the road reserve. I'd rather have 1000 years of bad karma instead of risking being liable for a huge accident, and having my quals revoked!

[fireball]

today is a joyous occasion the bike that made me feel like a noob is going back to the shop...... i get my baby back! and i cant wait to take her out for a cruise..... but it no doubt has an empty tank :bleh:

[martybabe]

today is a joyous occasion the bike that made me feel like a noob is going back to the shop...... i get my baby back! and i cant wait to take her out for a cruise..... but it no doubt has an empty tank :bleh:


Hurah, heres wishing you petrol and baccy aplenty.:clap:

[fireball]

Hurah, heres wishing you petrol and baccy aplenty.:clap:

she had half a tank... so filled her up and went for a ride! much better with full compression oh im in love again! i missed her dearly shame in just 2000ks she goes back for breaks and chain

[discotex]

pootled off to work which is a nice flash cafe called Flax up at kiwi valley on henderson valley road (good coffee and food!!)

Mmmmm sounds nice. Might have to check it out. Will check my gas before I head up there though ;)

I've got a spanky fuel gauge on my new bike but it didn't occur to me that that would mean I have no reserve. Good thing my mate at work with a CBR pointed that out :niceone:

[LilSel]

took me awhile to realize that i had infact run out of gas, no money on me and LilSel was in the process of saving my flattie who had a flat battery.....


& I ended up jump starting his car... left... then he calls me half n hr later... 'can you come jump me again?'... So I did... I told him not to turn it off when I did it the first time too!!

The plan was to save him then save FB... but I was fast running out of time... So I called a friend of mine to go give her gas while I attended to the flat battery... fun times..!!!

[ynot slow]

Did similar thing a few months back,cruising from work,bike starts losing power,coast to edge of road,gauge says red,flick to reserve no go,hmmm phone cavalry to bring petrol,then look down turn the lever to pri(prime),woohoo starts,bang onto reserve,tootle about 1&1/2 km to gas station.

In meantime a couple of cruisers(bmw)ride past no nods,another rider on harley goes by,next a couple of bikes slow down wave them on with thumbs up,bike started ok.Good to see some will stop.

Same thing happened weekend before on way to work,bike gauge into red,flick onto reserve,bit of splutter then dies after say 5 km,onto prime starts then onto reserve this time tap turned to full on no movement in tap,another 3 km to get gas,need to remember to fill up once in red,reserve runs shitty.

[Taz]

I hate stopping to help bikers only to find out that their current dilemma is down to their own bloody stupidity.

[fireball]

I hate stopping to help bikers only to find out that their current dilemma is down to their own bloody stupidity.

you calling me stoopid?

[Taz]

you calling me stoopid?

You didn't even bother to check the gas on the bike you borrowed, you've got no money but still smoke..... You tell me? :)

[Insanity_rules]

On the good ol vtz of doom, if you start to run out and don't switch over to reserve while its running the bitch strands you! Had that one before! A dude on a ZX12 stopped after 6 other bikers didn't. I always stop for our 2 wheeled bretheren whether in the car or mounted on my trusty steed.

Wheres the love?

[jrandom]

You didn't even bother to check the gas on the bike you borrowed...

You've never been low enough on cash that you took a punt on a low gas tank to get to and from work?

Smarmy git.


you've got no money but still smoke...

And you've obviously never been a smoker.

Are you an annoying cunt in real life, too, or is it just an internet thing?

:confused:

[kiwifruit]

Are you an annoying cunt in real life, too, or is it just an internet thing?

:confused:
yeah! you tell em babe :headbang:

:jerry: :jerry:
steve steve steve steve

[007XX]

Ououououo...this could get interesting!

:corn: :corn: :corn:

[jrandom]

:jerry: :jerry:
steve steve steve steve

ZOMGLOL, is Steve 'Anthrax'?

Edit: Nope, he's not. Right, I stand by my flame then.

[Taz]

Yes I've smoked and yes I've been poor (a long long time ago). Still no excuse for being Stuupid. :)

[Swoop]

Had that one before! A dude on a ZX12 stopped after 6 other bikers didn't. I always stop for our 2 wheeled bretheren whether in the car or mounted on my trusty steed.

Wheres the love?
"Tis the "code"! Arrrrr!

You've never been low enough on cash that you took a punt on a low gas tank to get to and from work?

And you've obviously never been a smoker.

Are you an annoying cunt in real life, too, or is it just an internet thing?

:confused:
Why is it that smokers have to "bludge" a smoke from others?

[007XX]

Dan, help me please....what's that saying again about people in glass houses??

:innocent:

[Insanity_rules]

Dan, help me please....what's that saying again about people in glass houses??

:innocent:


Sorry not Dan but is it the one about getting dressed in the basement?

[007XX]

Sorry not Dan but is it the one about getting dressed in the basement?

Not the one I was thinking of, but has potencial...please erudicate us! :D

[jrandom]

erudicate

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

:confused:

[jrandom]

Sorry not Dan...

Yes, most people who aren't me eventually get used to making that apology.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble...

[007XX]

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

:confused:

My apologies, I meant "erudiate"...damn company lunch with red wine! :stupid: :drinknsin

[jrandom]

My apologies, I meant "erudiate"...

Erudiate?

My dear woman, I think you need to invest in a French-English dictionary published some time after the early twentieth century.

[007XX]

Erudiate?

My dear woman, I think you need to invest in a French-English dictionary published some time after the early twentieth century.

Oh get with the program, will you? What's wrong with using proper english every once in a while? :Pokey:

E`ru´di`ate
v. t. 1. To instruct; to educate; to teach.
The skillful goddess there erudiates these
In all she did.
- Fanshawe.

Did I mention I get belligerent from time to time when I've had a drink??? :whistle:

[Taz]

Erudiate?

My dear woman, I think you need to invest in a French-English dictionary published some time after the early twentieth century.

Showing your ignorance again I see?? :)

[jrandom]

Showing your ignorance again I see?? :)

Yes, I've had difficulty with my vocabulary ever since my mother dropped me on my head as a baby...

Websters lists 'erudiate' as an obsolete form.

I am suspicious of the use in discussion of any word which, when googled, comes up with no results other than dictionary entries for itself. Such language detracts from comprehensibility without adding texture.

[jrandom]

Did I mention I get belligerent from time to time when I've had a drink??? :whistle:

Bring it, sista!

:girlfight:

[007XX]

Bring it, sista!

:girlfight:

Where the heck is my strap on...Bend over and grab your ankles, you're in for a treat! :devil2:

:buggerd:

[jrandom]

Where the heck is my strap on...Bend over and grab your ankles, you're in for a treat!

Oh my!

:love:

[007XX]

Oh my!

:love:

Hmmm...putty in my hands! :D

[jrandom]

putty in my hands!

... putty?

Heh.

[Taz]

I'll bring the handy cam.........

[007XX]

... putty?

Heh.

Trust me, I'm a lot gentler than Graham...:nya:



I'll bring the handy cam.........

:blip:

[Insanity_rules]

My apologies, I meant "erudiate"...damn company lunch with red wine! :stupid: :drinknsin

No Problem. Confusious say "He (she) who live in glass house.........should get dressed in the basement"

[fireball]

No Problem. Confusious say "He (she) who live in glass house.........should get dressed in the basement"

damn i was hoping for a show!:sunny::shutup:

[fireball]

You didn't even bother to check the gas on the bike you borrowed, you've got no money but still smoke..... You tell me? :)

ill tell you, you sound like a cunt.
some of us live pay to pay and are working ourselves to the bone sometimes its a little hard to make ends meet.

[Taz]

ill tell you, you sound like a cunt.
some of us live pay to pay and are working ourselves to the bone sometimes its a little hard to make ends meet.

Believe me I've been there....

Bet ya won't do it again though eh?? :lol:

Anyway as you'd know better than me "cunts are useful" :2thumbsup

[007XX]

No Problem. Confusious say "He (she) who live in glass house.........should get dressed in the basement"

:laugh: That's right, I'd forgotten about that one!

[Insanity_rules]

damn i was hoping for a show!:sunny::shutup:


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