Genital piercings, what do you guys think?

[p0tty]

just quick history on why this has come up.

i recently got into piercings. i saw sum pictures of nape piercings (the back of your neck) on the net and liked them so i went into the local shop and got 1 done......... then another next pay ........ then another the next lol.

they are all now gone only 6 small scares left on my neck, mum had a nut becouse i then got my nipple done (PAIN) and made me take them out. welll long story short. i had 8 piercings done in total now only got 4.
both nipples
one in the inner ear called a Daith, again pain + blood this time.
and a lorum

i work retail so facial piercings are out of bounds + mum will see them. i also think 2 many look tacky and yuck, just a few nice place ones or even just 1 is best,

all my piercings have been done properly cept my lorum, wich is a genital piercing threw the skin at the bottom of your d*#k it was my least painful it was more of a mind thing .that i did my self becouse im only 17 and not able to get done properly.

ok nuf bout wat got me started. for my 18th birthday i was thinking bout a prince albert but i decied to go with a Apadravya wich is vertical right threw the head. most my m8s think im crazy ( alot of u 2 :niceone:)

but what do you guys think about them and piercings in general??

[NotaGoth]

Piercings are GREAT... I LOVE THEM!!!! I'll sit watching people get them done til I'm half vomitting in my own mouth.. Its awesome...

I have 4 in my belly button so it forms a cross.. Daith, tragus, 4 in lower left, 3 in lower right, 2 in upper right.. I want an industrial done.. Actually I have a huge list of ones I would like done... Its just money..

Industrial ---> http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/s/i/1/ear4.jpg
Tongue
Nose (again)
Sternum (again)
Nape of neck
Rook ---> http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0211623/images/rooktattooart.jpg
Surface piercings in tummy

etc etc

The one I am absolutely fascinated by but would never have the guts to get done is a corset piercing... (links below)

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/r/9/pic05249.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2306/1520713174_ae4500bd46.jpg

Pain and blood with a daith piercing...? Unless I read that wrong are you positive its your daith..??? My daith hurt for months afterwards but it never bled.. Not even a single drop...

Had my sternum done except it rejected... Most surface piercings have a high rejection rate.. Hence the nape of your neck spat the bar out.. (wanted that done too) My sternum had a plastic bar, so it was flexible... Instead of staying shaped like a staple, one end unbent and it gradually pushed the bar out..

I did have a look on youtube and there is another way that they pierce.. It apparently has a much lower rejection rate.. Its called an anchor piercing.. I'm not sure if you've heard of it.. But I'll be asking my piercer about it when I go back to get my sternum done for the 2nd time... Will be looking into it for future piercings that I would like done... *hasn't seen anyone with it done* but do look into it for the nape of your neck..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug9B2IMJjYk&feature=related

^ microdermal..







And last but not least...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO2MzRusQ8I

^ Dear god don't get pierced by this fuckwit!!

I say go for it.. But do some research into your piercer.... As there are risks involved... Eg: The piercer doing the job wrong and damaging nerves etc that shouldn't be damaged..

[p0tty]

i am looking at a place in wellington or aukland. new plymouth is just people in it for money and not hygenic engouth for me for that one. yer im sure its my daith. its just behind the tragus.

the blood is just after i got home and had a shower. man it is hard 2 clean.
i had a white shirt on and every one was looking at me becouse the shoulder was covered in blood. the piercer wasnt very good. she wiggled and moved things around to much. thats why im looking out of town for a more experinced studio

oh and your nape it dosnt hurt as bad as it looks just get the proper barbells (stapel shape instead banana shape like mine) you can see them starting to rejcect. the scares are almost gone now but that doesnt bother me if they not go. just a shirt is good to wear if your sick of listening to people saying stuff behind you while you can listen to them. quite amusing some times. go stand in be long lines just to listen to people lmao.

[NotaGoth]

Who the hell used banana bars on a frigging well surface piercing??????

Try Balistics in Auckland (Queenstreet) Blair is absolutely fantastic.. Extremely quick.. Not "fiddly"... Doesn't mind answering questions... If you're anything like my old lady he'll have done the piercing and you'll ask him if he's pierced it yet..

[deanohit]

The only facial one I still have is my eyebrow now, I had my nose done, but it hooked on my helmet one day, so I took it out. I have 1 in the top of each ear, but because of the way they sit, they're not comfortable inside my helmet. The pic of the industrial has me keen now, it's profile should make it comfy in the helmet.

Genital piercings, no thanks, I don't even want my nipples done.

[The Stranger]

for my 18th birthday i was thinking bout a prince albert but i decied to go with a Apadravya wich is vertical right threw the head. most my m8s think im crazy ( alot of u 2 :niceone:)

but what do you guys think about them and piercings in general??

Seems like a waste of time, you'll only have to take it out when your mum sees it anyway.

[GaZBur]

got 1 done......... then another next pay ........ then another the next lol....
but what do you guys think about them and piercings in general??

You pay people to disfigure you?? Are the scars in public view - well obviously not all eh!!!
I am OLD and thus OLD FASHONED but one day you too will be old. Old and disfigured perhaps? I have seen all the tattoo trends came and go too and see how embarrassed people are about them after time.
Ohh a stylised dove - how quaint you got tattooed in the 60's
Ahh a skull and snake - the seventies were a real haze to you weren't they.
Wow guns and roses - well we were all a bit wild in the 80's
Cool an ethnic Maori tattoo like British singers get - how last millennium.
For god sake dont get those ear stretching ear-rings. Imagine that when you are 40 and want someone to take what you say seriously when your ears flap on your collar.
Anyway - you asked for an opinion - that's mine - now you can ignore it as I know you will coz I was young once too!

[Joni]

A friend of mine in SA partner has had the tip of his penis pierced... she says it has done wonders for their sex life and has heightened her pleasure quite a bit...

Hmm, interesting I suppose!

[LilSel]

Piercings are GREAT... I LOVE THEM!!!! I'll sit watching people get them done til I'm half vomitting in my own mouth.. Its awesome...

I have 4 in my belly button so it forms a cross.. Daith, tragus, 4 in lower left, 3 in lower right, 2 in upper right.. I want an industrial done.. Actually I have a huge list of ones I would like done... Its just money..

Industrial ---> http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/s/i/1/ear4.jpg
Tongue
Nose (again)
Sternum (again)
Nape of neck
Rook ---> http://library.thinkquest.org/CR0211623/images/rooktattooart.jpg
Surface piercings in tummy

Pain and blood with a daith piercing...? Unless I read that wrong are you positive its your daith..??? My daith hurt for months afterwards but it never bled.. Not even a single drop...




Wicked Kittie!!!....
I love piercings too!!... check out my profile pic... :D...
also have more... just cant see them in the pic lol!!

I used to have an industrial... if you get one... make sure there is plenty of play in the bar... as it will swell & if the bar isnt long enough... its not a good result lol...

I recently took out my nose piercing... and two eyebrows piercings (left side) as starting new job on monday.

have the lil bit in middle of ear done... (did have on both sides, just one side now tho)...

Decided to take some out to tone things down a bit so to speak... if I hadnt taken any out... I would have approx 24 lol!! :headbang:...

One of my fav's is my nipple piercing on the left side as I also have a tattoo that goes around my boob n around the pierced nipple :Punk:

I want to get tunnels... but just little ones, just enough to see thru said tunnel. (like the really little ones lol!):done:

[imdying]

A friend of mine in SA partner has had the tip of his penis pierced... she says it has done wonders for their sex life and has heightened her pleasure quite a bit...Might've been easier just to learn a few good tricks in the first place... ahhh, the joys of marriage :2thumbsup

[LilSel]

Oh and as for Genital Piercings....... I personally wouldnt want to take the risk of something going wrong & losing feeling... a numb cherry??... :gob:

[Paul in NZ]

If you want to get something pierced or a tatoo, just do it. Asking peoples opinions is pointless.

Its not something I'd want and you need to decide what you want out of a whole life - not just the next 10mins because one day you WILL be 45 and you might just want someone to take you seriously... Yeah - it shouldn't matter but in some roles - it does, why limit your options? Still - it's a free world - fill yer boots mate!

As an observation, why waste money trying to look interesting when that same money could go towards doing something interesting like travel or buying a motorcycle?

[LilSel]

As an observation, why waste money trying to look interesting when that same money could go towards doing something interesting like travel or buying a motorcycle?

What about doing it all?! :innocent:

My profile pic... was taken at Buenos Aries airport in Argentina while waiting to come home... & I have a motorbike hehe :D...

Piercings aren't expensive.... if you keep taking them out tho then getting them again etc... then yeah.... fair call

[GaZBur]

Is it about being noticed - or sexual performance? The thread does say genital. Instead of getting stuff done to you to increase your chances and performance why not do stuff to yourself. Work out - get a sixpac abs and wear a tight shirt to show them. You will perform better and are more likely to get the chance to prove it. What are you going to do, have a chat up line like "Wanna see my dick, its got shrapnel poking out of it?" Speaking of which how would such piercings affect the ability to use blocking contraceptives? You want diseases??? AIDS???
Stop trying to follow silly new trends and be confident enough to be different!

[Skyryder]

If some chick needs to get some steel in the sweet spot so that her man gives her the 'rapture' :love:she needs to find a better man. :soon:

Skyyrder

[p0tty]

Im just asking about what most you guys think :)

I have too keep most my piercings on the downlow becouse im going work in the white collar world and also dont like 5+ piercings on peoples faces. or earlobes stretched any thing bigger than 4 or 5mm it just begins ta look tacky and it wont grow back to normail

gaZBur its neither,
if i wanted to get noticed i could just wear miniskirts in town and may be a nice bra along with it. i have only shown a few of my m8s and once at a party i got asked by some one to see it coz her friend told her. i showed her then 5mins later a guy comes over and says show my girl friend your dick again ill smash you!!!!!! so im a bit more careful now. :lol:
as for the performance me and my partner are are fine its more for myself and that i want it, the performance thing is just a bonus, the one i got atm is just a visual thing no performance benifits.

[007XX]

Whatever rocks your world, I say...

I still have my belly button pierced, and had my tongue pierced a couple of years ago. I took it out after about 6 months though, as I kept on playing with it, and it was becoming annoying to have...

I'd get more tattoo, but I'm done with the piercings. I experimented with the ones I was curious about, but I wouldn't do anymore.

[crashe]

I know a guy who has one of the biggest Prince Alberts piercings around......

All he ever says is watch out when peeing...... as it can spray out sideways.
So I guess the trick is when taking a piddle is to sit down.



Your mother won't be happy with pee all over her clean toilet floor.


But good luck with all your piercings...... and yep many work places don't allow piercing's on the face.

[Big Dave]

If some chick needs to get some steel in the sweet spot so that her man give here the 'rapture' :love:she needs to find a better man. :soon:

Skyyrder


Early contender for the 'Metaphors of the month' award.

[Skyryder]

Early contender for the 'Metaphors of the month' award.

I was thinking of a literation 'steel in the sweet spot' hence the use of the word 'rapture' instead of orgasim. :niceone:

Skyryder

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Just get what you want done...But yea ask around to those who have for any problems they may have encounter.

I work in retail and manage a team of 40 our company policy is "no face piercing" how ever I have 2 in my face (eyebrow & libret) 3 in my mouth (2 tong & web) nipples navel and other surface skin ones. Every time I go on holiday I get something else done lol...im sure they don’t like letting me go away. My staff I will allow to wear them if they are small and there is not too many and they talk to me for approval first. I can not say no to them when I have them my self. Individuality is important.

[Luckylegs]

I just dont get it.... F'in mad the lot of ya (that get piercings).

My general opinion however is (and how I voted was) "whatever allows your nautical craft to remain suspended within or on the surface of a fluid without sinking"

Of course I had 6 odd earings in me ear when I was a tad younger :headbang: and have me eyebrow pierced, but.......



... :gob: F$%k I hope this dosnt mean Im getting old

[DMNTD]

After a mate of mine pulled out his man meat,wopped it onto the table and literally hammered a clout through the head....I've been somewhat put off having me knob done. :yes:

[kiwifruit]

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Mr._Horse_as_a_GI.png"/>
no sir, i don't like it

[007XX]

After a mate of mine pulled out his man meat,wopped it onto the table and literally hammered a clout through the head....I've been somewhat put off having me knob done. :yes:

Does he do parties? :whistle:

:lol:

[Paul in NZ]

What about doing it all?! :innocent:

Adsolutely... No problem with that

[tri boy]

Got my own home DIY kit.

Step 1. Consume 1/2 bottle of Vodka.

Step 2. Stretch appropriate piece of meat.

Step 3. Choose suitable size hole. (real men use the big one).

Step 4. WHACK!

Step 5. Spray area with Brakeclean, and wipe up blood.:done:

[007XX]

Yes..........

I shall keep this in mind for the next hen's night I go to...:D

I got to admit that genital or breasts piercings scare the bejesus out of me...I got a high pain threshold, but that's just not on!

Saying this though, i found a pic the other day of a young woman with both her nipples pierced, and she looked good! Damn, she's braver than I...:shit:

[SpeedyGirl]

My 'ex' (no names :devil2:) has 2 piercings straight through :msn-wink::banana: They looked good and you can get attachments :bleh:

Nuff said :cool:

[Luckylegs]

After a mate of mine pulled out his man meat,wopped it onto the table and literally hammered a clout through the head....I've been somewhat put off having me knob done. :yes:


I shall keep this in mind for the next hen's night I go to...:D

Just remember he only does outdoor parties....



....he cant get the table through doorways :oi-grr:

[Luckylegs]

...and you can get attachments :bleh:

Can ya get a "buffing wheel" That might encourage more regular bike cleaning........

[terbang]

I once had a genital piercing. When I was 18 I was helping repair a 6 wire fence and we had the wires all strained up and I was stapling them onto a post. The wire snapped and the high speed pointy end pierced through my left thigh, saw a bit of daylight before going straight through my ball bag, more daylight, before burying itself in my right butt cheek. Made me eyes water a bit but I survived with, two kids later, no real permanant damage. I havent really bothered with any more since then...

[Paul in NZ]

Yeah - I had a bloody big piercing a couple of weeks back as well with a scaplel and ya know - it was not erotic at all

[sunhuntin]

ive had one guy who was pierced... wont go into detail cos i cant fully remember what he had, but it was the most awkward sex ive ever had! spent most of the time "unhooking" him for a smooth entry. PITA. looked good though.

[MSTRS]

Why would anyone want to whack metal bits through their old fella, I don't know. :sick:
Lip plates, now...:drool:

[Freakshow]

Got my own home DIY kit.

Step 1. Consume 1/2 bottle of Vodka.

Step 2. Stretch appropriate piece of meat.

Step 3. Choose suitable size hole. (real men use the big one).

Step 4. WHACK!

Step 5. Spray area with Brakeclean, and wipe up blood.:done:

I tried to peirce my nipple once! Heated a needle up real hot and two pairs or pliers and a bit of force I thought it would have worked. NO. Needle bent???:doh: and burnt a nice line on chest! I later got a professional to help! :stupid:

[Oakie]

La la la la la la .... thinking of a happy place, a happy place, a happy place....

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

[deanohit]

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

Bwahahahahaha, well I wasn't thinking of getting one, and that just reinforces my thinking! :laugh:

[Hitcher]

I don't understand piercings. Just like I don't understand other forms of bodily "tagging", such as tattoos, branding, gouging and other practices I am unaware of.

The psychology of this baffles me. I say that from my point of view as somebody who has been stared at for nearly 40 years because of my physical appearance. Somebody who has more scars than a clear-felled forest. Somebody whose face looks like it was applied by a Parkinson's Disease sufferer using a shovel. Somebody who has not removed his shirt in public since he was 17. Why would somebody who had a reasonably "tidy" body want to willingly disfigure it? Or use tax-paid income to pay for the priviledge?

And then why pay to stick stuff where the sun doesn't shine? Like a bolt up or through one's knob, or barbed wire through one's labia?

If you get off on pain, I would have thought that voting Labour would have been sufficient for even the grimmest masochist, without doing something permanently disfiguring.

I do not understand this.

[Luckylegs]

La la la la la la .... thinking of a happy place, a happy place, a happy place....

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

I should think the obvious answer to any self respecting Motorcyclist (or at least Sprotsbike rider), would be.....

Do they come in Carbon fibre ???????

[Paul in NZ]

I do not understand this.

Which is sufficient reason for them to want to do it....

[MSTRS]

I don't understand ... Or use tax-paid income to pay for the priviledge?


Betta to ewes it for speiling lessens eh Hitch?

[2up3dom]

ive had my eyebrow labret nose 3 times and my ears all the way up my bellybutton still got my tongue and both nipples done have thought about geting my outer labia pierced but cant go without sex for long enough for it too heal properlu unfortunately

[Hitcher]

Betta to ewes it for speiling lessens eh Hitch?


ive had my eyebrow labret nose 3 times and my ears all the way up my bellybutton still got my tongue and both nipples done have thought about geting my outer labia pierced but cant go without sex for long enough for it too heal properlu unfortunately

And punctuation and grammar lessons as well...

[Luckylegs]

And punctureation and grammar lessons as well...

Oh...Hitcher, your such a card...




........ :oi-grr: Sorry, Im bored

[marty]

actually the outer labia piercing is not as invasive as a clitoral hood, and doesn't take too long to heal - with plenty of lube you should be at it again in a day or 2.

i've tried both (from the male perspective) and the clit hood is great fun and a great locator device, the labia good for teasing :)

[MSTRS]

And punctuation and grammar lessons as well...

Only if one requires that their offering be understood. Like, we knew that you didn't mean a shelf in your outhouse.:sweatdrop

[marty]

looks like this >>>>

NWS :)

edit - had to delete. will get me in trouble. sorry.....

[NotaGoth]

Wicked Kittie!!!....
I love piercings too!!... check out my profile pic... :D...
also have more... just cant see them in the pic lol!!

I used to have an industrial... if you get one... make sure there is plenty of play in the bar... as it will swell & if the bar isnt long enough... its not a good result lol...

I recently took out my nose piercing... and two eyebrows piercings (left side) as starting new job on monday.

have the lil bit in middle of ear done... (did have on both sides, just one side now tho)...

Decided to take some out to tone things down a bit so to speak... if I hadnt taken any out... I would have approx 24 lol!! :headbang:...

One of my fav's is my nipple piercing on the left side as I also have a tattoo that goes around my boob n around the pierced nipple :Punk:

I want to get tunnels... but just little ones, just enough to see thru said tunnel. (like the really little ones lol!):done:


I did look into getting the industrial done.. Some put the long bar straight in.. others do two single smaller bars first.. I think I'll got for two smaller bars, let them heal then get the long one put in later on...

Nipple piercings are cool as... Haven't gotten mine done cause I'm far to shy.. But maybe one day...!!! Tattoos on boobs look hot as.. lol

24!!!! okay so I definately now have a record to beat.. Hehe... So far I've only got real tame ones done.. lol

Noooooooooo to tunnels..!!!!! Eek!!! Though... If you get them done can I watch??? :drool:


Oh and as for Genital Piercings....... I personally wouldnt want to take the risk of something going wrong & losing feeling... a numb cherry??... :gob:


A friend of mine in SA partner has had the tip of his penis pierced... she says it has done wonders for their sex life and has heightened her pleasure quite a bit...

Hmm, interesting I suppose!

^ Genital piercings you do run very high risk... If done incorrectly some women become unable to orgasm etc etc..
Sure similar thing would apply to males if the piercing is done incorrectly.. etc etc...

[bikerboy011]

HELL NO!! lol

[LilSel]

24!!!! okay so I definately now have a record to beat.. Hehe... So far I've only got real tame ones done.. lol

^ Genital piercings you do run very high risk... If done incorrectly some women become unable to orgasm etc etc..
Sure similar thing would apply to males if the piercing is done incorrectly.. etc etc...

haha... I dont have 24 in now tho... *does a quick count*... only have 10 in now...

& yeah... the unable to orgasm thing?... not appealing at all lol

[007XX]

& yeah... the unable to orgasm thing?... not appealing at all lol

Not appealing??? Shit, that would have to be the undertstatement of the freakin' century!!!! :eek5:

That would be like........not being able to breathe!:blink:

[LilSel]

Not appealing??? Shit, that would have to be the undertstatement of the freakin' century!!!! :eek5:

That would be like........not being able to breathe!:blink:

:lol:... exactly!!! even the thought... :weep:... :calm:

[vifferman]

I havent really bothered with any more since then...
So, you left that one in? :confused:

[The Stranger]

spent most of the time "unhooking" him for a smooth entry. PITA.

Well seeing it was a pain in the arse, perhaps you could have tried another hole?

[007XX]

:lol:... exactly!!! even the thought... :weep:... :calm:

Nuh uh...:nono:

I reckon if it ain't broke , don't go changing it! :laugh:...at least for that particular area anyway! :p

Got to admit though, it was fun experimenting with the different size jewellery available for my tongue piercing when I had it...and also the fact that it had been so very well positioned, I had no lisp.
So unless I really wanted someone to know, you couldn't tell...

The CEO of the company I worked for at the time never found out! :sweatdrop

[ManDownUnder]

I have to admit the thought of a prince albert (or female equivalent) makes me smile...

Imagine going through the airport metal detector...

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Sir... can you please release your buckle... *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

... okay... *reaching for latex gloves*... "care to explain what's going on?"

[007XX]

I have to admit the thought of a prince albert (or female equivalent) makes me smile...

Imagine going through the airport metal detector...

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Sir... can you please release your buckle... *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

... okay... *reaching for latex gloves*... "care to explain what's going on?"

So when are you booked for your piercing? :innocent: :eek:

[ManDownUnder]

So when are you booked for your piercing? :innocent: :eek:

Just as soon as the 'medicinal benefits" are proven... I've just spent a couple of grand on enlargement patches and they really work!

Swelling goes down again after you take 'em off again though. I think it's the poison ivy that does the trick...

[vifferman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Mr._Horse_as_a_GI.png
no sir, i don't like it
Neiiiiighhhhther do I.

But if your're gonna mutilate yourself, why not do it the DIY way, and save some money?
Get yourself some cheap tools: powerdrill, stapler, pliers, etc.
Some hardware: assorted fasteners, nails, screws, staples. Maybe a split pin or two. Hell, be really inventive, and bolt some hinges on here and there. or maybe some love handles. Or some of those expensive anodised BikeBlingBolts in all their multi-coloured glory.

Tellya wot - I've got a pneumatic stapler and some lovely zinc chromate coated staples in various lengths. Have a go! Shoot yourself full of gold(ish) bling in a few seconds flat! :niceone:

[007XX]

Just as soon as the 'medicinal benefits" are proven... I've just spent a couple of grand on enlargement patches and they really work!

Swelling goes down again after you take 'em off again though. I think it's the poison ivy that does the trick...

Sounds a way more inconvenient way than the usual penile enlargement method: buying a ridiculously fast and expensive car...

You made the right choice, me thinks!!! :niceone:

:laugh:

[vifferman]

I have to admit the thought of a prince albert (or female equivalent) makes me smile..."
Just imagine the possibilities!
Get a half-dozen of varying shapes'n'sizes, and you could play tunes when you piss! :clap:

[LilSel]

I had no lisp.
So unless I really wanted someone to know, you couldn't tell...


When I got my tongue done (was still at school... so... 7 years ago) I was working as a checkout supervisor & piercings were not allowed, not even tongues... & it wasnt allowed at school.... my dad didnt know... (mum knew before I got it done but told me not to do it & I wasnt allowed to cuz if you have a pierced tongue it meant you were a slut and gave good head?!... bwahahaha!! I got it anyway)

anyhow... on with the story... my work never noticed cuz I spoke normal & didnt play with it etc... mum was ok about it after I had it done cuz I didnt speak funny & I put plastic balls on the bar (to protect teeth) dad didnt notice for about 6 months until I was singing one night & he saw it...

I always forget that I have my tongue pierced, so used to it being there its like its not... lol... If I take it out to change/clean bars/balls etc... It feels really really really weird...!!

[007XX]

. or maybe some love handles.


I thought the average Kiwi man came standard with those...:dodge:

:rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

Just imagine the possibilities!
Get a half-dozen of varying shapes'n'sizes, and you could play tunes when you piss! :clap:

Imagine the options on a blowjob then! Hitting the high notes would be easy enough too... cover all the holes and...


BLOW!

:eek5::no::eek5:

[007XX]

I always forget that I have my tongue pierced, so used to it being there its like its not... lol... If I take it out to change/clean bars/balls etc... It feels really really really weird...!!

I know what you mean...On the day I had it done, my tongue didn't swell that much at all, and so I was able to eat just fine, except for the huge barbell they'd put in, maybe in anticipation for a lot more swelling...I felt like a crocodile with a tree trunk stuck in its mouth :laugh:

But after that, oh the fun we ....i mean, I had !!! :innocent:

[jrandom]

I thought the average Kiwi man came standard with those...

:Punk:

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Feel.

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Love.

[007XX]

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Feel.

The.

Love.

Hmmmmm, yep, that would help...Not sure your arteries would thank you for it however...:eek5:

So, Your Randomness...any randomly placed piercing we should know about? :whistle:

[AllanB]

Genital - nah, don't and never will understand that. At your age I am sure you can find better things to put around it :clap:

When I was about your age I told my mum I was getting my ear done - she said 'over her dead body' so I went straight out and did it! Pushing 43 now and still wear a sleeper in each ear 24/7, forget they are there most of the time until I meet someone new who comments (wife's work function recently).

My kids friends always comment the first time - 'hey you've got earrings' I respond 'I used to be a pirate'. Normally ends any more comment!

There's some neat stuff about and so very strange ones as well. I do find it odd that the more they have in their face the less they appear to want people to look.

[jrandom]

Not sure your arteries would thank you for it however...

Mmm, pies. And mashed potatoes, gnahhh.

Oh well. I'm brewing up some activity for 2008 that should see my arteries doing just fine and dandy.

Ask BarBender what my heartrate was at after the squat sets on Sunday.

It involves weight class competition, too, so the handles will have to shrink.


So, Your Randomness...any randomly placed piercing we should know about?

No, I'm unpierced. I'm keen, though. I might start with a tame single earlobe number soon and just... take it from there.

Dunno about a Prince Albert, though. I like being able to take a leak and hit the ceiling.

[BarBender]

Mmm, pies. And mashed potatoes, gnahhh.
Oh well. I'm brewing up some activity for 2008 that should see my arteries doing just fine and dandy.
Ask BarBender what my heartrate was at after the squat sets on Sunday.

You did well bro.
You got game for someone who's been out of it for 7 years. :2thumbsup

See ya Sunday.

[jrandom]

See ya Sunday.

Yup!

Right, I'm off to thoroughly munt myself under some metal.

:2thumbsup

[Finn]

I thought the average Kiwi man came standard with those...:dodge:

:rofl:

We're only trying to make you feel better about yourself...

[007XX]

Mmm, pies. And mashed potatoes, gnahhh.

Oh well. I'm brewing up some activity for 2008 that should see my arteries doing just fine and dandy.

Ask BarBender what my heartrate was at after the squat sets on Sunday.

It involves weight class competition, too, so the handles will have to shrink.

YAY!!! Awesome stuff...I like seeing my friends healthy...means a bit more guarantees taht I'll have them around for longer! :2thumbsup :hug: And I bet Stickchick won't mind the trimming of said handles too...:blip:


No, I'm unpierced. I'm keen, though. I might start with a tame single earlobe number soon and just... take it from there.

Dunno about a Prince Albert, though. I like being able to take a leak and hit the ceiling.

:lol: Where the heck is my imagination's delete button...:eek:


We're only trying to make you feel better about yourself...

Hun, I need all kinds of help, but that one, I could have done without..:laugh:

[Bass]

Imagine the options on a blowjob then! Hitting the high notes would be easy enough too... cover all the holes and...


BLOW!

:eek5::no::eek5:

Ummm..... wouldn't covering all the holes give you the LOW notes?
Anyway the quote was " Suck Mary-Jane! Suck! Blow is only a figure of speech!"
So if you suck instead of blow, maybe the holes should be covered........... Stuff it. You work it out. I'm not into wind instruments.

[ManDownUnder]

Ummm..... wouldn't covering all the holes give you the LOW notes?
Anyway the quote was " Suck Mary-Jane! Suck! Blow is only a figure of speech!"
So if you suck instead of blow, maybe the holes should be covered........... Stuff it. You work it out. I'm not into wind instruments.

I guess a "wood wind" joke is out of place then?

Certainly ain't about to discuss Piccolos either...