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ukbandit
13th December 2007, 11:57
A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together.

They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful

desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when the young
woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss.
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests
She go behinda hedge.
She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous

legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain
his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the

foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He gently brings his hand

further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he

finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He gasps in horror, My God Mary have you changed your sex!?

No, she replies, I've changed my mind; I'm having a shit instead.
:spanking:

skelstar
13th December 2007, 12:04
How on earth is that funny?

deanohit
13th December 2007, 12:27
Now that si crude! X-O


=)

Stirts
13th December 2007, 13:24
He should have done a cumpis brew;

Take the big festering shit, the piss, and his gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a bowl, and pour it all over her face.

2up3dom
13th December 2007, 14:20
He should have done a cumpis brew;

Take the big festering shit, the piss, and his gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a bowl, and pour it all over her face.

too true now that woulda been funny as hell

ukbandit
13th December 2007, 14:33
good job she didnt have one of these in her knickers :shit:

Stirts
13th December 2007, 14:42
WTF???? damn Ukbandit you need to go to the doctor, you need to get that checked!

ukbandit
13th December 2007, 15:01
WTF???? damn Ukbandit you need to go to the doctor, you need to get that checked!

i did! the bloody thing bit him!:doctor:

Stirts
13th December 2007, 15:08
i did! the bloody thing bit him!:doctor:

A homochomp! :niceone: