Man makes his way naked into wrong house

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Man makes his way naked into wrong house
A man enticed by a text message promising an experience with two women ended up naked in someone else's house.
A 17-year-old woman has been offered diversion for misusing a phone when she appeared in Palmerston North District Court, The Manawatu Standard reports.
She sent a text to the 31-year-old man offering him the friendly company of two women and suggesting that he get his gear off to save time.
The man panted to the house, took off his clothes and threw them through the window before making his grand entrance.
But it was the wrong house and the householder was not impressed.
Police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.
He was also later offered diversion.

I bet he still believes in Santa too.

[The Pastor]

the txt message was really convincing alright, can we just forget about this plz....

[steveb64]

the txt message was really convincing alright, can we just forget about this plz....

You must have been DESPERATE! :crazy: :eek5: :Police:

:laugh::laugh:

[vifferman]

You must have been DESPERATE! :crazy: :eek5: :Police:

:laugh::laugh:
Of course the woolly-headed Mamut is desperate! He even lied about his age as part of his desperate attempt to 'get a bit'.
"Thirty-one" indeed.
Pfft!

[ManDownUnder]

You must have been DESPERATE! :crazy: :eek5: :Police:

:laugh::laugh:

he sure was - he beat me there by at least 30 seconds

[2up3dom]

well im glad he didnt come to my house thats for sure

[buellbabe]

Saw that in the Herald this morning...OMG! how friggin desperate was he?

LOSER!

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Saw that in the Herald this morning...OMG! how friggin desperate was he?

LOSER!

Totally agree - I thought they were taking the piss at first. I thought surely no-one's that fn stupid - well obviously the 17 yr old female had him sussed! She probably thought no-one would be that gullible!

[Finn]

I notice Disco Dan is selling a lot of stuff on KB. Maybe its for legals fees?

[MadDuck]

Man makes his way naked into wrong house


Damn .... I WISH !!!!

[buellbabe]

ha ha ha...

Bloody hell... no alarm bells ringing in head when the instructions are to "take your clothes off before entering the house"

...cos supposedly it will save time!

oh dear oh dear!

[The Pastor]

Of course the woolly-headed Mamut is desperate! He even lied about his age as part of his desperate attempt to 'get a bit'.
"Thirty-one" indeed.
Pfft!

thrity one" isnt my age, its my size, ladies, feel free to PM.

[Steam]

I don't understand why the guy is being charged (although he's been offered diversion) as he's the innocent party.
There's nothing on him. Literally.

[vifferman]

thrity one" isnt my age, its my size, ladies, feel free to PM.
Um... look, WHM - you should be aware, that, ummm... 31mm isn't exactly summat you should brag about.
And if its girth is 31mm, then what's the length? :blink:
You must need tweezers to get a decent hold of the little fella.:eek5:

[The Pastor]

31" is over half a meter.

[007XX]

:killingme :killingme :killingme


I reckon she should get a medal...:first: That's bloody funny!!!

[vifferman]

I like the bit about both the 17 year-old female and the 31 year-old man being "offered diversion". I reckon the whole escapade was diverting for both of them.

[vifferman]

31" is over half a meter.
No, 31" is nearly a metre.
OK - I'll concede there is possibly just a little circumstantial evidence for this fantasy of yours. The loss of blood to your head when you're playing with yourself while on-line would certainly be an alternative explanation for some of the stuff you post.:eek5:

[oldrider]

Damn .... I WISH !!!!

Be careful what you wish for.

Us fairy godfathers can make wishes come true. :blip:

Send txt but this time get the bloody address right. :doh: John. (Chairman, fairy-godfather Assn)

[ynot slow]

Txt is great if ya aint dislexic.She said 13 not 31 oswald st not orgasm rd.