A wee Christmas joke:

[Sully60]

Believe or not this was sent to a colleague by a (church name and denomination withheld) Vicar!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents
a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly
gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through
the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately
through his pockets and finally pulled out a
pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?
The man replied," "These are Carols."

[007XX]

:laugh:

Subtle...I like it! :niceone:

[mstriumph]

subtle .... sheesh :shutup:

[Mental Trousers]

Believe or not this was sent to a colleague by a (church name and denomination withheld) Vicar!

.....

You realize only 1 particular denomination call their priests Vicar eh??

[Sully60]

You realize only 1 particular denomination call their priests Vicar eh??

At least I didn't name his chruch then aye? or is that eh? or ..

Fug..... Hitcher's gunna get me's rool bad 4 dis 1
'''''''s

[Mental Trousers]

It's "eh" ;)

[EJK]

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?
They both empty their sack for children