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SpankMe
5th August 2003, 13:41
<i><b>Five foreign porn performers plan to ride topless down Auckland's main street tomorrow in a lunchtime protest against New Zealand's nudity laws.</b>

Protest organisers say the present situation is unfair in that men can bare their chests in public, but exposure of the female breast is deemed objectionable or obscene.

The five actresses, who are in the country for the annual Erotica Expo at the Auckland Showgrounds this weekend, will ride down Queen St on the back of motorbikes.

New Zealand adult film-maker Steve Crow is behind the protest and a spokeswoman said he was not expecting authorities to try to stop it.

"His partner is a policewoman and he was aware there could be some problems, so he rang police to warn them," she said. "They told him they would turn a blind eye."</i>

So I guess they will be on Harleys. Well I'll be down there at lunch time with my camera. Purely to cover this motorbike event of cause :D

Dave
5th August 2003, 13:46
Marmoot-get that camera going,we want to see some good high speed action

SpankMe
5th August 2003, 13:49
I'll take my bike down and try to ride with them. If only I knew which end of Queen St they will start at.

bluninja
5th August 2003, 13:54
and of course this has nothing to do with publicising the Erotic show does it?:confused:

Hope they don't slip on some diesel, gravel rash on the nipples would be pretty gruesome.

TTFN

Duke of Rogan
5th August 2003, 17:28
their nipples will probably be numb from the cold anyway (and very hard)
hope the bike rider is wearing back armour ;)

doc
5th August 2003, 20:44
Pssst..... ive got a hardley......heh heh heh

Kwaka-Kid
5th August 2003, 21:08
oh sweet! lunchbreak tomorrow i shall run over to queens and watch! haha nah, pitty my breaks aint that long :(, anybody think they can hold them up till half past 3 ?

Marmoot
5th August 2003, 22:48
I'll be taking pictures when they be taking hairpins :rockon:

twistymover
6th August 2003, 06:10
Originally posted by SpankMe
I'll take my bike down and try to ride with them. If only I knew which end of Queen St they will start at.

Oooh...Spankme! Are you going to ride topless too?

fergie
6th August 2003, 08:24
i'd like to see a pic of that!

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 08:33
I got called back into work last night to fix a server prob and I'm still here :( Bloody dead tied :sleep:, but I'm still gonna be down there at lunchtime.

fergie
6th August 2003, 10:25
I wonder if the tv channels will be brave enough to show it?

jrandom
6th August 2003, 11:09
blaaaaaaaady 'ell

I'll be down there fer sure. Anyone want to meet up somewhere on Q St for the show beforehand?

I think I can nab a digital camera from someone here...

:D

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 11:19
I'm gonna hang out on the courner of Queen and Wellesley St.

jrandom
6th August 2003, 11:21
'kay, I'll see if I can bimble by... :niceone:

jrandom
6th August 2003, 12:04
#@$)(*!!! Can't get away from work.

dammit dammit dammit

Make sure you upload those pictures, Spanky... ;)

Motoracer
6th August 2003, 13:00
Just got back from queen street and the place is a nightmare right now. Its swarming with cops all over the place. It must be for the topless ride, Damn if only I could have stayed there longer to check out the action for my self. I guess its all up to you spankme, you are our only hope.

MikeL
6th August 2003, 13:19
Waited and waited and just before 1:00 had to get back to work. Did it happen???

Mitch
6th August 2003, 13:45
NEWS REPORT::

Spankme last seen sleeping on the corner of Wellesley and Queen St.&nbsp; Half naked, big smile of face and head covered in lipstick&nbsp; :p

&nbsp;

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 14:21
Well after waiting for over an hour they finally started rumbling down the road a bit after 1pm. And just as they did some twat backed into my parked bike with his van while exiting the park next to mine. :angry2: After throwing abuse at him and checking that my bike was fine, I got back to the business of checking out the babes.

Got one movie as they past me then jumped on my bike and rode with them down Queen St. taking a few more pictures and one movie when they stopped for lights. They got stopped by the cops but managed to talk them into letting them carry on.

The gang bikers didn’t look happy to see me riding with them, HA, too bad. I guess they were worried about their lumps of metal being shown up by a superior machine. One made his feelings known after leaving Queen St. and waiting at the lights to go down to Custom St. when he said “Fuck off homo”. No problem, I got what I wanted and I left them and the cops that had surrounded them to go on their way.




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bungbung
6th August 2003, 14:33
Cold in Auckland today then?

Motoracer
6th August 2003, 14:37
What a bastard (the gang member), you should have beaten him up and stole the girl :D

Good thing I didn't follow them on my scooter then :confused:

Nice job on the picture thoe :niceone:

jrandom
6th August 2003, 14:38
Well done that intrepid yet mild-mannered reporter, SpankMe.

Now let's see if it makes the 6pm TV news...

Dave
6th August 2003, 15:27
good effort-with abuse and everything.
she looks like she's loving the attention-were those admiring glances at you on a proper bike?

SPman
6th August 2003, 15:34
Is she crosseyed - or am I going blind..:Oops: :o :o&nbsp;

Obviously the crowd got plenty of pix, even if TV didnt......:p

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 15:37
The movie when they first passed me. (1MB)

<center><a href="/images/MOV01719.avi"><img src="/images/MOV01719.jpg"></a></center>

I'm sure the gang bikers will be whinging tonight about the prick on the jappa that rained on their parade. :eek:

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 16:02
The images I took. :niceone:

SpankMe
6th August 2003, 16:06
A second movie while stopped at the lights. One eye on the camera, one eye on the status of the lights. (2.72MB)

<center><a href="/images/MOV01732.avi"><img src="/images/MOV01732.jpg"></a></center>

Duke of Rogan
6th August 2003, 16:16
awesome effort Spanky!
:Punk:

Motu
6th August 2003, 16:29
Those 45 guys aren't stupid SpankMe,and I respect their judgement - they can spot a queer a mile away.He knows you weren't chasing him down Queen St just to look at the chick on the back,but thanks for the pics of the girls you got by mistake!

fergie
6th August 2003, 18:45
well done spank! top effort risking life and limb to bring the&nbsp;news &nbsp;starved KBer all the latest goss.

not to mention being harrased by gorillas riding harleys.

Marmoot
6th August 2003, 22:27
thanks for the great biker picture, Spank.
Too bad about the improperly-dressed lady obscuring the view of the nice jacket he was wearing.

Big Dog
7th August 2003, 00:02
I have to agree it must have been to cold for those big hard harley riders to show any solidarity, for which we can only be grateful.

But good on the girls protesting something in a foreign country albeit as a publicity stunt.:gob:
Just gutted I have to do g/yards this week to train my new employee so sleeping :angry2:

twistymover
7th August 2003, 07:17
Thanks Spankme for the pics and video. The news media couldn't have got any better.

Duke of Rogan
7th August 2003, 09:14
Originally posted by SPman
Is she crosseyed - or am I going blind..

has she got eyes? I didnt notice...

wkid_one
7th August 2003, 18:15
Caution:&nbsp; If you stare at these pictures long enough - you will actually see a motorbike or two!

SpankMe
8th August 2003, 11:44
Did anyone go down and manage to get a photo with me in the shot ? Saw lots of guys with cameras and cellphone cameras. There must be a few shots out there with my bike in it. :)

Duke of Rogan
8th August 2003, 12:18
dang! I learnt yesterday that they came right past my work!
I brought my digital camera in too.. :Oops:

sAsLEX
19th June 2005, 14:34
hmmm some one had to drag this great thread back up!!


I really should be studying!

XTC
19th June 2005, 15:47
Why??? And just how did you find it?? searching under porn were we??? :nono:

sAsLEX
19th June 2005, 15:55
Why??? And just how did you find it?? searching under porn were we??? :nono:

actually the garbled one's posting of the links page i found the video bit and then naturally found this

Big Dog
19th June 2005, 16:27
Why??? And just how did you find it?? searching under porn were we??? :nono:
Surely the byline beside your avatar arks you as more of a deviant than anyone else in this thead?

XTC
19th June 2005, 16:32
Surely the byline beside your avatar arks you as more of a deviant than anyone else in this thead?
Ok i'll shut up now :o
Here's a picture of my knob....

Dafe
19th June 2005, 16:57
Anybody for a bet on whether they make the length of the street?
I reakon they'll be at least a grand shorter in the pocket before half way!

Fart
19th June 2005, 17:10
Are those fake breast or real ones?
All women should be allow to go topless if they choose to. Hell, even bottomless would be great. :Punk: :clap:

Great efford mate. :clap:

ManDownUnder
8th August 2006, 16:26
A second movie while stopped at the lights. One eye on the camera, one eye on the status of the lights. (2.72MB)


<CENTER>http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/MOV01732.jpg (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/images/MOV01732.avi)</CENTER>
She'd better be good in the sack because I reckon she doesnt look too flash in the pictures... and that open faced pumpkin on her head doesn't help much ...

Scouse
9th August 2006, 16:49
I wonder if they Still veiw Triumphs as ok if so where do you signup to offer your motorcycles services

ManDownUnder
9th August 2006, 16:51
I wonder if they Still veiw Triumphs as ok if so where do you signup to offer your motorcycles services

or sign up to service the ...naa forget that... *ahem* :innocent:

Lou Girardin
9th August 2006, 17:06
Nope. Harleys only, these 'girls' are discriminating. (About the only time they are)

Brian d marge
10th August 2006, 03:38
F%^& me is she still working , cost me 15 dollars and a a few chokie cakes ,,to see her undercarriage last time

Would have gone back for more if she wasnt so strung out ,,,,,

oh happy dayz

then I went for a burger at the white lady .... great burgers ,,life dont get any finer than that!!!!

Stephen

Squiggles
10th August 2006, 10:09
Nope. Harleys only, these 'girls' are discriminating. (About the only time they are)


would my gn do? :rofl:

Lou Girardin
10th August 2006, 11:25
would my gn do? :rofl:

I saw a couple of arses your GN would disappear in.

Aitch
10th August 2006, 15:36
The images I took. :niceone:


Good grief, someone give that woman a steak!

Scouse
10th August 2006, 15:48
Nope. Harleys only, these 'girls' are discriminating. (About the only time they are)Arnt Triumphs Suposed to be on the same wavelength os Harley's thats how it used to be when I was 18

Lou Girardin
10th August 2006, 15:52
Arnt Triumphs Suposed to be on the same wavelength os Harley's thats how it used to be when I was 18

They have marketing now, that's why chicks think Harleys are cool.
They also think Triumph is a brand of lingerie.

Scouse
10th August 2006, 15:55
They also think Triumph is a brand of lingerie.I dont mind them suspending their tits on my Back

Lou Girardin
10th August 2006, 16:01
I dont mind them suspending their tits on my Back

One over each shoulder?

Scouse
10th August 2006, 16:12
One over each shoulder?Ear warmers

Lou Girardin
10th August 2006, 16:29
Ear warmers

Spaniel tits.

sAsLEX
10th August 2006, 16:31
Spaniel tits.

If your ears hang low and they wobble to and fro....

Scouse
10th August 2006, 16:36
Spaniel tits.They would be sholder warmers then