To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

[miSTa]

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.




http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html :lol:
(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html)

[Katman]

Do you really think that psychotic broad is going to be reading this thread? Or did you just post this to give us a laugh at your expense? If so - cheers.:msn-wink:

[kevfromcoro]

HaHa..what a hoot..
Dunno what gets into shelias minds sometimes

[qldzxr250a]

LMFAO only in america....:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[janno]

Drinking is baaaad, m'kay?

[Str8 Jacket]

Drinking is baaaad, m'kay?

Im quite enjoying it. Might go for a ride later..... ;)

[Scouse]

There is a cool video clip made by Triumph im sure its on youtube about how when they were making the rocket 3 they used the brain waves from woman to give it the ability to change direction in an instant.

[Squiggles]

Blardy 'ell.

[kiwifruit]

Im quite enjoying it. Might go for a ride later..... ;)

:spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking: :spanking::spanking::spanking:

[janno]

Im quite enjoying it. Might go for a ride later..... ;)

Well, if you pick up a strange, drunk woman don't give her your gear to wear!

[Str8 Jacket]

:spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking: :spanking::spanking::spanking:

Giggidy, giggidy! :devil2:


Well, if you pick up a strange, drunk woman don't give her your gear to wear!

Righto, I shall leave my gear at home then......

[MotoKuzzi]

You lead an interesting life!

[miSTa]

F'n great that so many relate to the tale...ha ha :rofl: :drinknsin

[Scouse]

He's just pissed that you did'nt end off falling off his knobend

[Mom]

He's just pissed that you did'nt end off falling off his knobend

Risking another 2 point demerit here but...
Hope we are going to see you tomorrow!

[miSTa]

He's just pissed that you did'nt end off falling off his knobend
ha ha,maybve, me be... :lol:

[Shaun]

Mr Sensible
Regola delle anatre!


To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

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I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me.


AUSSIE ON THE ROAD

God on ya, years ago I said the same thing after picking up an aussie ( well she me honestly as I've always been useless at it )---- NORMAL communication--- chick in a pub down town Auckland I had gone to on my GSX750 with a mate on it so she used his helmet so after me falling over 3 times at traffic lights PISSED she bailed on foot- she was not hurt luckily

[Igor The Troll]

Dude, read this and it will make you feel better..:)
http://www.travelinasia.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5545

Now a days, chicks got their brains sqrewed the wrong way...IMO.

[Ghost_Bullet]

I am certain that this actually happen to the un- Sensible one!! After having various forms of communications with the man, his mind is going crazy, he may not make it through the night. It is most excellent. The insanity and ravings of a half mad man.

I about thinking I might go on the hunt for this lost in the bush park chick, I really really would like aid in the recovery of stolen gears:Police:

Anyways ya insane Farker, tonight looks to be, to be a tottaly out of this world nite,

Cheers to the Insanley Sensible!!!!!:oi-grr:

[PrincessBandit]

my condolences! lol Perhaps this was one occasion where a cage (if you own one) might have been a lot less hassle all round. Heater for warmth, and even a pissed woman (or bloke, whatever) would have to be hanging out the window to fall off. Hope your gear comes back to you. You never know, if it comes back with her still in it she might not actually be quite as hot as you remember......hee hee

[miSTa]

Why thank you sir, your thoughts are most appreciuatexd.


Shaun, I am most pleased this thread bough back some pleasujreabble meomeroes for ypu! :niceone: I'm glad my efforts haven't been wasted!

[Igor The Troll]

Yeap, next time you get a hootie, just bound her to the seat, with some crazy glue...so she does not run away..:)

[Shaun]

:Punk:
Why thank you sir, your thoughts are most appreciuatexd.


Shaun, I am most pleased this thread bough back some pleasujreabble meomeroes for ypu! :niceone: I'm glad my efforts haven't been wasted!:first:

[deanohit]

Nice one mate, was a bloody good laugh!

Poor bastard.

[Igor The Troll]

Nice videos..how fast, 60 to 80 km? I like to do same 100 -120..:) Crazy Russiannnnn

[deanohit]

Why thank you sir, your thoughts are most appreciuatexd.


Shaun, I am most pleased this thread bough back some pleasujreabble meomeroes for ypu! :niceone: I'm glad my efforts haven't been wasted!

Dude, are you pissed?!
Well, it is a Saturday! :drinkup:

Igor, most of the downhill was going bloody quick, gotta remember I'm only on a 200cc though. =)

[Igor The Troll]

Yeap, part two much betterrr

[Igor The Troll]

Yeah 200 dies over 100...try the same on 750, you'll love it, can get it up to 150

[deanohit]

Yeah 200 dies over 100...try the same on 750, you'll love it, can get it up to 150

Part 3 is cool, I was just keeping up with Macstars 520 through there.


Oops, back on topic, don't drink and ride, unless your too pissed to walk!



Joking, joking! :msn-wink:

[Luckylegs]

Boomer didnt mention he was going to Christchurch :scratch:

[Igor The Troll]

One time, I had a chick on the back of my bike and she started freaking out and threw the helmet into the bushes, we were going like 80...could not find the shit, so had to buy a new one...I thanked her nicely with a slap to her face...WTF...you scared to ride a bike why get on it?

[boomer]

Boomer didnt mention he was going to Christchurch :scratch:

I DIDN'T REALISE YOU FOUND ME ATTRACTIVE! awwwww thank you ! psychotic i can understand but ..unfortunately for you i'm not a batty boi :shutup:

[fireliv]

Thats awesome!!!! Life lessons in there! :niceone:

[Luckylegs]

I DIDN'T REALISE YOU FOUND ME ATTRACTIVE!

The Bike... Its the bike ! :rolleyes:

[R1madness]

Bloody hell. That story is worth a replacement jacket. Come in to the shop and i will do ya a really good deal.