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bull
17th December 2007, 21:45
Too all those people whom give the Taliban Terrorists a bad rap. Maybe its coz they are badass bikers like us.:devil2:
Just watched nightline and they showed the Kiwi Troops stationed in Bamyan whom are going to be under a bit of pressure from Taliban returning to their area.
And the new raid technique of choice is the use of motorcycles to attack from the hills into the villages.

Surely its just an adventure bike group ride.:bleh::yes:
Geez, bikers get picked on all over the world.

jimbo600
18th December 2007, 06:31
Coalition forces should install wire rope median barriers in Afghanistan. That'll take care of them.

Deano
18th December 2007, 06:37
Coalition forces should install wire rope median barriers in Afghanistan. That'll take care of them.

Unexpected U turns seem to be effective also.

Usarka
18th December 2007, 06:43
The taliban have had training from KB, and will use the effective suicide "bin" method to target the enemy while on the group rides.....

James Deuce
18th December 2007, 06:46
Told you group rides were dangerous.

bull
18th December 2007, 06:54
thats the responses i expected, glad im not the only one likes to have a joke about the taliban and terrorism.

Deano
18th December 2007, 06:57
I bet they were riding two strokes..............












Cause they tend to blow up a lot. Ba Boom tsch

Usarka
18th December 2007, 07:10
They actually prefer Hondas..... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9605752

Deano
18th December 2007, 08:09
They actually prefer Hondas..... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9605752

Crikey, and I thought you were taking the piss.

Still, you meat the nicest people on a Honda.

Kendog
18th December 2007, 08:18
Will they pay for their meals while they are out on the organised ride?

The Pastor
18th December 2007, 08:20
osama "binned" it laden, he's actually a sport bike rider? who would of known

Coldrider
18th December 2007, 08:38
Sign 'em up to KBr, they can post their adventures under 'meetings & events', or 'biker politics' forums.

ManDownUnder
18th December 2007, 08:41
Send Skiddy over... but change his handle to SkudMark... or maybe ScorchMark...

Street Gerbil
18th December 2007, 08:56
Sounds like it can be easily fixed by some 8 gauge wire strategically placed at a shoulder height across the road.

Hitcher
18th December 2007, 09:10
Come Mr Taliban
Tally me bananas
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

ManDownUnder
18th December 2007, 09:15
Come Mr Taliban
Tally me bananas
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

I'm so embarrassed...I didn't think of it first.

Touche sir - blingedy bling bling bling!

tri boy
18th December 2007, 09:19
They actually prefer Hondas..... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9605752


I thought the Taliban were totally against Homosexual's?:scratch:

Deano
18th December 2007, 09:58
I thought the Taliban were totally against Homosexual's?:scratch:

That's so original - think of it yourself did you ?

tri boy
18th December 2007, 10:02
That's so original - think of it yourself did you ?

Nah, just going with the flow:sunny:
Feeling a bit sensitive as the year winds down are you?:mellow:

Deano
18th December 2007, 11:36
Nah, just going with the flow:sunny:
Feeling a bit sensitive as the year winds down are you?:mellow:

Not sensitive mate - just bored of it. You know - hum drum.

I'm about as sensitive as you are envious.

skelstar
18th December 2007, 11:47
Agreed, if you're short of something funny to say someone invariably mentions homo-sexuality.

Swoop
18th December 2007, 12:07
Just put them into an "organised" KB ride situation...

They'll all race to the ambush and have at least 3 crashes on the way.:second:

GSVR
18th December 2007, 12:23
They actually prefer Hondas..... http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9605752

WTF Honda is supplying the Taliban with weapons of mass destruction!

George Bush should bomb the Honda factory then see if the Taliban can still get up to this bullshit. Or send them over some Harleys.

NighthawkNZ
18th December 2007, 12:29
Too all those people whom give the Taliban Terrorists a bad rap. Maybe its coz they are badass bikers like us.:devil2:
Just watched nightline and they showed the Kiwi Troops stationed in Bamyan whom are going to be under a bit of pressure from Taliban returning to their area.
And the new raid technique of choice is the use of motorcycles to attack from the hills into the villages.
.

Nuke em... or Duke Nuke em

oldrider
18th December 2007, 13:00
That's so original - think of it yourself did you ?

I think you are the one being over sensitive here!

Tri Boy's comment is in keeping with constant KB references that Honda riders are gay!

The thread draws attention to Taliban riders preferring Chinese Hondas.

Tri Boy just kept that in context with general KB past references and in keeping with the thread content. Well that's the way I saw it anyway. John.

tri boy
18th December 2007, 13:09
Alls good old guy.:niceone:
Blinged Deano for being a good sport about it.
Thanks for the support, and merry xmas.:cool:

(comment was a bit silly, but so is KB. Thats why I stick around):wari:

Usarka
18th December 2007, 15:17
www.talibanbiker.com is up and it's got it's first biker down thread.


Biker down on the corner of the sand dune with many ripples heading towards hill covered in sand. Head on with jeep with foreign infidels!


Aye yae yae yae yae yae!


Go you good thing. :Punk:


Another one down! Up the road toll :woohoo:

Hitcher
18th December 2007, 15:28
The online discourse continues...


I bet the cops were to blame


Fucking Honda rider, more like


They'll be putting cheesecutter up there next


Has anybody heard from El-SkidMark?

skelstar
18th December 2007, 15:32
...blowing yourself up on a motorcycle is no more dangerous than jumping out of a plane with no parachute


................

Deano
18th December 2007, 15:54
I think you are the one being over sensitive here!

Tri Boy's comment is in keeping with constant KB references that Honda riders are gay!

The thread draws attention to Taliban riders preferring Chinese Hondas.

Tri Boy just kept that in context with general KB past references and in keeping with the thread content. Well that's the way I saw it anyway. John.

The whole Honda riders are gay thing gets a bit old is all.....kinda like you :whistle:

It's ok for Honda riders to call each other gay but no one else you see ?

Kinda like how niggas can call niggas niggas, but white people can't.

Anyway, as long as people have a dig at Honda riders being gay, I will continue to have a dig back, all in good fun eh.

Deano
18th December 2007, 15:55
................

You mean inherently though eh ?

skelstar
18th December 2007, 17:01
You mean inherently though eh ?
...of course, you'd be a pathetic sycophant to think otherwise :mellow:

oldrider
18th December 2007, 19:04
The whole Honda riders are gay thing gets a bit old is all.....kinda like you :whistle:

It's ok for Honda riders to call each other gay but no one else you see ?

Kinda like how niggas can call niggas niggas, but white people can't.

Anyway, as long as people have a dig at Honda riders being gay, I will continue to have a dig back, all in good fun eh.

Kinda losing the thread here but whatever smokes your tyres, it's a free world. (on KB anyway). :calm: John.

Highlander
18th December 2007, 19:15
... the Kiwi Troops stationed in Bamyan ...technique of choice is the use of motorcycles to attack from the hills into the villages.



Isn't Quasi the preferred supplier of protective kit for "our" military motorcyclists?

"They're wearing Quasi Gear Where?"

Swoop
18th December 2007, 20:01
www.talibanbiker.com is up and it's got it's first biker down thread.
Oh NO!!


Those imperialist filth! I do not wish to draw a comparison with the animal that grunts, wallows in mud, and has three possible food-like products... but why do the imperialist scum refer to their police officers as this disgusting beast?
A very good question, my friend.

oldrider
18th December 2007, 20:10
Isn't Quasi the preferred supplier of protective kit for "our" military motorcyclists?

"They're wearing Quasi Gear Where?"

Yes but it's the Taliban who are the motorcyclists, not our guys!

Maybe Quasi could send them some of his brochures to trade with the Taliban! :cool: John.

homer
18th December 2007, 20:18
50 % of the news is true and 50% is not

wondering what i mean

Why is it every night on 3 news you get an nbc or abc or what the hell ever report from the states

do you think its news ....I think there actually ads

last nigth i see a black guy in a lamborgini
saw very little of the place but a shit load of the car and the badge

Check it out next time you watching
and see what most stands out, after all im sure it not news worth putting on here .......