Cops that can't drive

[yod]

Spotted this (female) community constable this morning on the way to work - speed was 50-55 and she drove like this for about 1km :oi-grr:

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand

[Hitcher]

What, exactly, is this Community Constable supposed to be doing that has provoked your ire?

[PuppetMaster]

Im missing something here ???

[yod]

how far do you think she is from the car in front???

[007XX]

What, exactly, is this Community Constable supposed to be doing that has provoked your ire?

Thanks for saying that...I kept on looking and looking and all I could come up with would be that the distance between the two vehicle isn't exactly ideal...

If that's not it, then I don't know.

[Devil]

Wait, i've got it.
That bitch has kept left because she isn't overtaking!
Someone learn her! That's not the kiwi way!

[ManDownUnder]

She wasn't arresting burglars of course... or she was following too close... speeding (55?) wearing the wrong sized shoes or *gasp* employed by the NZ Police.

C'mon fellas - there's TONS to complain about here!

[007XX]

She wasn't arresting burglars of course... or she was following too close... speeding (55?) wearing the wrong sized shoes or *gasp* employed by the NZ Police.

C'mon fellas - there's TONS to complain about here!

:nya: I got in before you...:shake:

[Sully60]

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand

So the driver of the car the photo was taken from was?

[Blue Velvet]

I know, she was texting!

[NighthawkNZ]

She did a u-turn and took out half a dozen cars, peditrians and trees... ????

[ManDownUnder]

:nya: I got in before you...:shake:Of course - coming first isn't the done thing if you're male...

[yod]

So the driver of the car the photo was taken from was?

well I am obviously awake enough to drive at a legal distance and also awake enough to realise that she wasn't

you decide....

[Sully60]

She did a u-turn and took out half a dozen cars, peditrians and trees... ????

Crikey!
Imagine the uproar if a "peditrian" was taken out by a cop car!

[skidMark]

Spotted this (female) community constable this morning on the way to work - speed was 50-55 and she drove like this for about 1km :oi-grr:

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand


lemme guess she pulled u ove n wuldnt put out when u asked?

[DMNTD]

Of course - coming first isn't the done thing if you're male...


http://www.econ.upf.edu/~fleiss/Welcome1_files/homer-doh.jpg

[Subike]

The drivers door was ajar!
Which means a little red emblem was alight on the dash,
So for an Observant Person, as a police officer should be, that should have been seen within the first 100m and rectified.
So if she could not see what the dash was saying to her, well........

[Sully60]

well I am obviously awake enough to drive at a legal distance and also awake enough to realise that she wasn't

you decide....

So how does the use of a camera make you pay attention to the task at hand? When I sit in the right front seat of a moving vehicle seat I'm driving.
I'll take this back if the car it was taken from is a left hand drive.

[Blue Velvet]

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand

So if you were driving but also operating a cell phone camera at the same time, how much attention were you paying to the task at hand?

Don't shoot me I'm just the devil's advocate. The devil is cool and promised me lollies.

[Sully60]

Don't shoot me I'm just the devil's advocate

Cool! I'll take that reference!

[Blue Velvet]

Cool! I'll take that reference!

Where's mah lollies?!?

[yod]

So how does the use of a camera make you pay attention to the task at hand? When I sit in the right front seat of a moving vehicle seat I'm driving.
I'll take this back if the car it was taken from is a left hand drive.


So if you were driving but also operating a cell phone camera at the same time, how much attention were you paying to the task at hand?

Don't shoot me I'm just the devil's advocate. The devil is cool and promised me lollies.

i take it you guys have never:

adjusted your stereo while driving
opened/closed the window while driving
had a conversation while driving
looked out a side window while driving
eaten or drunk anything while driving
etc
etc
etc

thats about how simple it is to take a photo on my phone

[007XX]

Of course - coming first isn't the done thing if you're male...

Indeed, although I am sure this will be news to many guys on here...:dodge:

In regards to the following distance, maybe she was inconspiciously observing the vehicle in front of her? :whistle:

[yod]

In regards to the following distance, maybe she was inconspiciously observing the vehicle in front of her? :whistle:

yeah that'll be it....:laugh:

seriously tho....thats a bloody unsafe distance for a someone who should very definitely know better

[Blue Velvet]

i take it you guys have never...

I just wanted the lollies. I swear.

[007XX]

yeah that'll be it....:laugh:

seriously tho....thats a bloody unsafe distance for a someone who should very definitely know better

Completely agree...incidentally though, I dated an inspector a few years ago, and everytime he would drive me somewhere (nice Commodore :drool:), he would be driving worse than anybody else...I even told him that he was more dangerous than the people he was so intent on catching.

To which he replied he didn't do traffic duties anymore...smartarse!

[ManDownUnder]

...and promised me lollies.

c'mere little girl... I have some lovely red sweeties...!

[James Deuce]

Aha! She's tailgating like a motorcyclist!

[007XX]

I just wanted the lollies. I swear.

C'mere lil' girl...I got lollies! :devil2:

[007XX]

c'mere little girl... I have some lovely red sweeties...!

What were the odds of you an I saying the same thing at the same time??? :rofl:

[Devil]

I have lollies, but you're not worthy.

[Blue Velvet]

I have lollies, but you're not worthy.

:crybaby:

Why the hell not? :Pokey:

[jahrasti]

Mabee the coffee was getting cold and there was only one donut left?

[Sully60]

i take it you guys have never:


eaten or drunk anything while driving
etc
etc
etc




Only lollies!:yes:

[Fatjim]

If you look closely enough you can see her skirts caught in the door.

[scumdog]

yeah that'll be it....:laugh:

seriously tho....thats a bloody unsafe distance for a someone who should very definitely know better

Probably just got the following distance idea from watching the General Public (who ALWAYS seem to know better) too much..:whistle:

[vifferman]

This is FARKINOUTRAgeous! :angry2:
All the congestion on D'Auckland roads, and the silly twunt has left more than enough room in front of her car to fit at least one more car AND a bike! :mad:

She should be severely reprimanded, spanked, then sent back to policepersonschool for further training on how to drive appropriately in D'aUckalnd traffic. :angry:

[Mikkel]

Wait, i've got it.
That bitch has kept left because she isn't overtaking!
Someone learn her! That's not the kiwi way!

"You must spread some reputation around..." :niceone:

And it certainly isn't the Kiwi way indeed. She'd been sitting at 40-45 km/h in the righthand lane if she was an average kiwi!

[NighthawkNZ]

Crikey!
Imagine the uproar if a "peditrian" was taken out by a cop car!


I can spell... just can't type.... oh and who frek cares... :whocares: other than you...



Some people need to get a life

[yod]

This is FARKINOUTRAgeous! :angry2:
All the congestion on D'Auckland roads, and the silly twunt has left more than enough room in front of her car to fit at least one more car AND a bike! :mad:

She should be severely reprimanded, spanked, then sent back to policepersonschool for further training on how to drive appropriately in D'aUckalnd traffic. :angry:

yeah i was gonna make a smartarse commment about how most aucklanders probably wouldnt have a clue why I even posted the photo

it isnt d'auckland btw, thats what passes for 'congestion' at 8:30 am in palmy :laugh:

[Swoop]

What speed?
"So long as you can stop in the distance... etc". Might be doing 20kmh for all we know.


So the driver of the car the photo was taken from was?
Failing to keep left?????:blip:

[marty]

Spotted this (female) community constable this morning on the way to work - speed was 50-55 and she drove like this for about 1km :oi-grr:

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand

maybe you should go to snapt.co.nz. that place is full of other petty narks.

what IS the following distance at 50-55? and what WAS the speed, was it 50, or 55?

[Sully60]

I can spell... just can't type.... oh and who frek cares... :whocares: other than you...


Dude,I actually thought your little mistake was farkin funny and worth dwelling on, obviously my sence of humor doesn't fit with the conventions of KB.



Some people need to get a life

So on this advice I'll take it somewhere else.

[Blue Velvet]

So on this advice I'll take it somewhere else.


Some people need to get a life

Mom, mom, the boys are throwing toys out of the cot again!

:crybaby: :spanking: :bleh: :devil2: :2guns:

[Edbear]

Mom, mom, the boys are throwing toys out of the cot again!

:crybaby: :spanking: :bleh: :devil2: :2guns:



I wouldn't bother Mom until they start throwing each other out of the cot...:third:

[spudchucka]

That is so unethical, sack the biartch!

[Coyote]

Why is everyone being such arseholes? The cop shouldn't be following so close. I hate people all the way up my arse (though it gets worse than that mind you). I'd be keen to see cops pulling people over for following too close.

[Blue Velvet]

Why is everyone being such arseholes?

It's because we love you, and we care.

I think it's the weather making everyone scatty. HTFU

(Joking, please smile and have a laugh)

[Coyote]

It's because we love you, and we care.


(Joking, please smile and have a laugh)
Aww shucks

Wait, you're joking? Damn...

[Blue Velvet]

Aww shucks

Wait, you're joking? Damn...

Nah, that was with reference to the HTFU. We dooo luuurve yooooou :love:

[yod]

maybe you should go to snapt.co.nz. that place is full of other petty narks.

what IS the following distance at 50-55? and what WAS the speed, was it 50, or 55?

kind of like petty judgements really......:tugger:

at 50 - 20m, at 55 - 22m (shouldnt you know this?)

I dont know if it was 50 or 55, i watch the road more closely than the speedo, but there's fuck all difference

either way she was nowhere near 20m from the car in front

[onearmedbandit]

While you were concentrating on taking a photo whilst driving did you notice this...

[Blue Velvet]

:girlfight: :banana: :corn:

[scumdog]

While you were concentrating on taking a photo whilst driving did you notice this...

Of course they wouldn't - who does?

"I never saw him"

"Why didn't you notice the small child?"

"I...I..I can't really say, he must have just rushed out so quick I never had time to see him"

[yod]

btw, Dargor; if you think the cop in this pic is a safe distance, you shouldnt have a licence mate, get your eyes checked, your judgement is horrendous!

[scumdog]

btw, Dargor; if you think the cop in this pic is a safe distance, you shouldnt have a licence mate, get your eyes checked, your judgement is horrendous!

Meehh, looks like the normal 110kph+ Auckers Motorway distance/gap.

(When the traffic is actually moving:whistle:)

[yod]

Meehh, looks like the normal 110kph+ Auckers Motorway distance/gap.

(When the traffic is actually moving:whistle:)

yep true - totally agree, but that doesnt actually have anything to do with "safe distance" does it.....

[NighthawkNZ]

Dude,I actually thought your little mistake was farkin funny and worth dwelling on, obviously my sence of humor doesn't fit with the conventions of KB.

So on this advice I'll take it somewhere else.

We Men in Black do not have a sense of humour... (well I have black bike gear...)


Mom, mom, the boys are throwing toys out of the cot again!

:D but but but... he started it... :rofl:

[GSVR]

Theres something not quite right about that car the Cop is following...I don't think its regulation size even if he's caught the cop will have to throw him back.

[marty]

kind of like petty judgements really......:tugger:

at 50 - 20m, at 55 - 22m (shouldnt you know this?)

I dont know if it was 50 or 55, i watch the road more closely than the speedo, but there's fuck all difference

either way she was nowhere near 20m from the car in front


of course i knew the answer. wouldn't have asked on here if i didn't.

i just think it's petty crap to be spouting on here. spend more time in your sphere of influence instead of your sphere of concern - it's much more rewarding.

[Skyryder]

Have not read all the posts on this but, if you ask me and no one is, I'd say the photo been 'shopped.' :whistle:

Skyryder

[yod]

of course i knew the answer. wouldn't have asked on here if i didn't.

i just think it's petty crap to be spouting on here. spend more time in your sphere of influence instead of your sphere of concern - it's much more rewarding.

:laugh: so you wanna be the pot or the kettle???

i just think it's petty crap to be spouting on here. spend more time in your sphere of influence instead of your sphere of concern - it's much more rewarding

kind of shot yourself in the foot really didnt ya.....

edit: and why do you assume its outside my sphere of influence? are you that cynical about the state of our governmental system?

[marty]

i guess the difference is that i'm aware of which sphere i'm operating in.

[Number One]

Where's mah lollies?!?

I have them and NO I'm not sharing :yes:

[NUTBAR]

i take it you guys have never:

adjusted your stereo while driving
opened/closed the window while driving
had a conversation while driving
looked out a side window while driving
eaten or drunk anything while driving
etc
etc
etc


dont have stereo,
dont have to open windows
have helmet radio
what side window?
bit hard with helmet on.:laugh:

[Blue Velvet]

I have them and NO I'm not sharing :yes:

Oooooh that's nasty. Just plain nasty :angry2: :spanking:

:laugh:

[Number One]

Oooooh that's nasty. Just plain nasty :angry2: :spanking:

:laugh:

well ok then...if there's something in it for me I might reconsider :msn-wink:

[spudchucka]

obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand

A bit like taking pxt photos while driving I suppose.

[ynot slow]

Only a tool fucks the 2 second fool.

[Boob Johnson]

yeah that'll be it....:laugh:

seriously tho....thats a bloody unsafe distance for a someone who should very definitely know better
Agreed :Police: