Splitting...

[ManDownUnder]

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me... :whistle:

[janno]

why is lady cleavage of any sort a lovely sight, and men's bum cleavage enough to make you loose your lunch? And no, I am not gay, cheerful or even remotely jolly but even so, the above question I often ponder.

PS when I'm lane splitting, I'm busy watching the friggin cars n trucks with furrowed brow and gritted teeth, no extra brain space to go window shopping!

[Skyryder]

Nothing wrong with a bit of cleavage.:first: But valleys yuk yuk. :Oops: If you have not got it don't flaunt it.


Skyryder

[Kittyhawk]

Go lane splitting at the Mt over Christmas, you'll get more than just clevage in the mirrors hehe. :Oops:

Driving around in nothing but a bikini lapping it up getting a tan is the best thing down there! What's even better you dont need to worry when you waltz through the shops, cos anyone who has got it does flaunt it.

Ahh yes home!

[Blue Velvet]

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me... :whistle:

I drove up norf last Friday night only wearing panties on my bottom half cos it was so darn hot. Admittedly I didn't lose the clothing til after Otaki and the traffic was flowing freely by then so no pervy bikers woulda seen, shame :bleh:

I would rather have been riding :Punk:

[tri boy]

A bit off topic, but...a few years back I was Tip Truck driving, and spied a couple in a car, parked just off the road. Situation and location seemed dodgy, so on the return run (after tipping off), I stopped just next to them, and faked answering the ph.

To my surprise mr dodgy was receiving some oral excitement from mrs dodgy.:love:
Nice afternoon rendezvous if you can get it.:yes:

[007XX]

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me... :whistle:

Why you haven't been voted "Perv" is beyond me...:rolleyes: :bleh:

[James Deuce]

I'm too busy catching cigarette butts and throwing them back.

[ManDownUnder]

why is lady cleavage of any sort a lovely sight, and men's bum cleavage enough to make you loose your lunch? And no, I am not gay, cheerful or even remotely jolly but even so, the above question I often ponder.

Tis a hard one to answer and a hard one to respond to... did I mention it's hard?

[Colapop]

I hope you are NOT referring to men's butt cleavage making you hard... :shit:

[janno]

just what I was thinking!! But seriously, I wish females had the male ability to get all cheerful at the sight of nearly anything remotely naughty. Or even hinting of naughty. Cos there's plenty of male bum crack and wobbly flesh to be seen about the place - I could be getting lots of happy jollies just about everywhere I look . . .

New Plymouth beaches at summer time aint quite like the Gold Coast.

[Kittyhawk]

Why you haven't been voted "Perv" is beyond me...:rolleyes: :bleh:

LOL found a more matched description.

[Kittyhawk]

Tis a hard one to answer and a hard one to respond to... did I mention it's hard?

Which are we referring to :pinch: you only have one brian cell



I hope you are NOT referring to men's butt cleavage making you hard... :shit:

Is that the smooth or hairy type?

[more_fasterer]

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me... :whistle:

I admire your abilities to watch both bosoms and the road at once; me, I have to admire the talent while stationary - even then it's hard, er, I mean difficult, to not fall off!:sweatdrop

[ManDownUnder]

New Plymouth beaches at summer time aint quite like the Gold Coast.

What about (hairy) back beach???

[ElCoyote]

Tis a hard one to answer and a hard one to respond to... did I mention it's hard?

A hard man is good to find I've been told :beer:

[nadroj]

What about (hairy) back beach???

My preference is for the front beach - minus the crabs...

[Swoop]

When filtering at this time of year, I tend to be more concerned with the amount of beer that I can smell from the open windows of cages.


you only have one brian cell
A life of Brian, cell??

[Blue Velvet]

When filtering at this time of year, I tend to be more concerned with the amount of beer that I can smell from the open windows of cages.

I keep getting whiffs of tetrahydrocannabinol

[jrandom]

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars?

No.

You're obviously filtering way too slow.

Then again, you're a breast man, I'm not. Put me behind a chick in tight pants on a scooter, and I'll ride a GSX-R1000 at 20kph all day...

[007XX]

Which are we referring to? you only have one brian cell


Please read Swoop's reply...unfortunately, he beat me to it! :msn-wink:


But seriously, I wish females had the male ability to get all cheerful at the sight of nearly anything remotely naughty. Or even hinting of naughty.

Try being french, works for me...:laugh: However, wobbly wales and plumbers' crack don't do it even for me...:sick: :no:


My preference is for the front beach - minus the crabs...

:rofl: Ditto...mine have a couple of dunes and a palm tree though :eek:





A life of Brian, cell??

Great minds alike, eh? :niceone:


I keep getting whiffs of tetrahydrocannabinol

Yes, I had one of those instances the other day...the smell was so pungent, I had an instant desire for Crunchie bar and sweet and sour pork :crazy:



I'll ride a GSX-R1000 at 20kph all day...

Nothing unusual there, is there? :whistle: :bleh:

[jrandom]

Nothing unusual there, is there? :whistle: :bleh:

*splutter*

Brazen Honda-riding hussy.

[Swoop]

Great minds alike, eh? :niceone:
Yes... scary!:2thumbsup
Especially since you are THE strumpet of the site, I am now officially worried:whistle:

[007XX]

Yes... scary!:2thumbsup
Especially since you are THE strumpet of the site, I am now officially honoured

And so you should...:devil2: You may kiss the ring now :D :bleh:

[Swoop]

And so you should...:devil2: You may kiss the ring now :D :bleh:
I'm not going anywhere near a chocolate starfish.:oi-grr:

[007XX]

I'm not going anywhere near a chocolate starfish.:oi-grr:

And they say I'm the grubby one...:rolleyes:

:rofl:

[more_fasterer]

:rofl: Ditto...mine have a couple of dunes and a palm tree though :eek:


:shit: Word on the street is that Yukkas are currently all the rage :sweatdrop

[007XX]

:shit: Word on the street is that Yukkas are currently all the rage :sweatdrop

Must be the combination of softer inner and prickly outer... :innocent:

[vifferman]

:shit: Word on the street is that Yukkas are currently all the rage :sweatdrop


Must be the combination of softer inner and prickly outer... :innocent:
Perhaps a course of sedatives would help with that.

[more_fasterer]

Must be the combination of softer inner and prickly outer... :innocent:

Sounds like a plug for fanuary...

[007XX]

Sounds like a plug for fanuary...

Eeerrrr...you want to put a plug where? :eek5:

[ManDownUnder]

Eeerrrr...you want to put a plug where? :eek5:

the poor thing's got all confused over the word "monthly"...

Instead of Once a month he's obviously thing FOR a month... :nono:

[Maha]

Must be the combination of softer inner and prickly outer... :innocent:

You called????

[007XX]

the poor thing's got all confused over the word "monthly"...

Instead of Once a month he's obviously thing FOR a month... :nono:

Frustrated then, rather than confused...:laugh:

(mind you, I'd get frustrated too if I didn't get any for a month...) :shit:

Hang, on...where was the plug again...:confused:

[007XX]

You called????

You're not prickly!!! well, at least not on your head...:rofl: :dodge:

ruuuuuuunnnnnn....

[Blue Velvet]

Eeerrrr...you want to put a plug where? :eek5:

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt... :buggerd:

[007XX]

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt... :buggerd:

Yeah, yeah....I heard that one before :nono: :shutup: :gob:

Disclaimer: whatever you think I may, or may not mean by this is complete and utter lies, and is just the 5 (or maybe 6) glasses of red wine I ingested earlier... :innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt... :buggerd:


Yeah, yeah....I heard that one before :nono: :shutup: :gob:

Disclaimer: whatever you think I may, or may not mean by this is complete and utter lies, and is just the 5 (or maybe 6) glasses of red wine I ingested earlier... :innocent:

'ang about you two... I'm out of film...

[007XX]

'ang about you two... I'm out of film...

Move along, nothing to see here...

Very nice sig btw...:killingme

[Blue Velvet]

Move along, nothing to see here...

Very nice sig btw...:killingme

Oi, hang about. There's lots to see, I'll have you know I'm very well endowed...

:bleh:

Alright so I'm actually confused, shoot me... <_<

:2guns:

[ManDownUnder]

Oi, hang about. There's lots to see, I'll have you know I'm very well endowed...

:bleh:

Alright so I'm actually confused, shoot me... <_<

:2guns:

tsk tsk tsk... size isn't everything (and you think I'm BLIND???)

[more_fasterer]

Instead of Once a month he's obviously thing FOR a month... :nono:

:gob: you serious? I thought it was like my exercise routine, 1 month on - 11 months off!

[Blue Velvet]

tsk tsk tsk... size isn't everything (and you think I'm BLIND???)

Wot, you can see?? *Whips the curtains shut* :o

[007XX]

I'll have you know I'm very well endowed...

Eh...how u doin' ? :blip: (but once again, I've heard that one before...:rolleyes:)

:rofl:


tsk tsk tsk... size isn't everything (and you think I'm BLIND???)

You should know one of my favourite sayings by now: :you can't make butter with a toothpick!!!!!

And re: being blind...some things will do that to you if you practice too much of it :shutup:

Or is that turning deaf? :confused: Never mind....