Alternative Christmas songs

[Mental Trousers]

Ok. I was sick of Snoopy's Christmas in mid-November and everytime I go shopping I head home wanting to go NATO on all those stores that have the same Christmas CD playing.

So, what are some Christmas songs that won't appeal to stores/parents/children and won't put me on the path to buying firearms??

PS The Rock radio station is a blessing at this time of year.

[turtleman]

I quite like "Please Come Home for Christmas"

Either Eagles or Pat Benatar rendition.

Not exactly a carol, but nice, all the same...

[Hitcher]

Girls in stilettos
With steel nipple-rings
These are a few of my favorite things...

[cowpoos]

I like...'be claus I got high'...afro-man remix of because I got high!! its a giggle!! lol

[Trudes]

I heard an ACDC Xmas song on Hauraki this morning, something about my favourite things and drinking Jack Daniels while getting a back rub....
Heard a Kiwi classic too.... "I wanna wish you a Maori Christmas".

Edit: Oh, I see Hitcher heard it too!!!

[hXc]

Girls in stilettos
With steel nipple-rings
These are a few of my favorite things...Shock horror!!!

And not really that alternative, but go The Pogues!

[Sully60]

Christmas, Chirstmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer

We've been good but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast

Alvin, Simon and Theodore.......

[Usarka]

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

Ya better not piss
ya better not shit
ya better not fart
you smelly old git
cause tramp'o claus is comin to town....
:lol:

[hXc]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zXkSEcCwU8A

[NighthawkNZ]

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=43084&songID=4594970
I did rewrites these three toons for our amercan friends and market on Soundclick and Songplanet...

[Mom]

You have touched a raw nerve with me tonite!

I drove to work the other day and ended up with "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" Boney M styles in my head.....got totally pissed off finding my self singing it at work, went and put the radio on and got a full burst of "I'm dreaming of a white christmas"!!!!!!!!!!


Local radio station seems to have a buzz over other frequencies around here...

I quite like Snoopys Christmas :girlfight:

[Trudes]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=635lfffebPg

Love it

[hXc]

Not a song, but a good story.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=EDqu7kNX5zI#

[Number One]

Always partial to the Keving Bloody Wilson one...

Hey santa clause you c##t
where's me effin bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
ANd there's nothing that I like

Wrote you an effin letter and came to see you twice
You worn out geriatric fart you forgot me effin bike!

OH and the other version of Feliz Navidad..Police got me dad :eek:

[Number One]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=635lfffebPg

Love it

Damn it woman you bet me too it that's both me and hubby that you've beaten to the punch tonight - great minds and all that...we think we like you alot :2thumbsup

[Mental Trousers]

Rudolf the deep throat Reindeer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBHYmY3g7I)