Bike crash types

[GSVR]

Accident waiting to happen - Getting wiped out while sitting stationary.
Adventure Tourist - One who leaves the road and ends up deep in the bush.
Agricultural incident - When a Harley is involved.
Arsewipe - The guy that falls off in jeans or other inapproriate clothes and looses large amounts of skin off his arse.
Crotch Sniffer- Biker who follows too closely then finally runs into the back of someone.
Double Act - Rider and Pillion crashing.
Kamakazi - Bike tries to take a car out.
Out for a Duck- Crash on first ride on a new bike.
Sliced Cheese - (enough said)
Taking a U-Turn - (enough said)
Smashing Pumpkin - Not be wearing a helmet.

No "YouTube" please I'm Dial-up

[banditrider]

How about:

Tree-hugger - wrapped around a tree

bound to be some more variations out there...

[Romeo]

Squidiot - (enough said)

[Hitcher]

Cricket: The sound of willow on leather.

[jrandom]

Cricket: The sound of willow on leather.

Oh dear. Hitcher. My groans just drowned out Grahameeboy's snoring.

:no:

[MisterD]

Over easy - the wheel stand that didn't quite come off.

[blacksheep]

the nut cracker:blink:

[GSVR]

Low speed off - Any crash involving a Harley (Sorry Harley owners all in good fun)

[banditrider]

Aquaman - ending up in sea/river/lake/pool/tears
Abortion - stunt gone wrong
Mopedectomy - getting thrown off a scooter

[EJK]

Superman - (Enough said)

[GSVR]

Easy Lay - Very Gentle Lowside
Highroller - Highside then cartwheel down road.
A Domestic - Falling off in your own driveway.
Act of Beastiality - Hitting a Cow
Transformer - Bike so badly mashed up it looks like something else
Pork Roast with Garnish - Crashing into a Police car and the whole thing going up in flames.(Possible in theory)
David and Goliath - Bike vs Mack Truck
Mainland Cheese - South Island Cheesecutter accident.

[James Deuce]

Fellatio - common Wellington region unattended motorcycle parking incident.

[GSVR]

Fellatio - common Wellington region unattended motorcycle parking incident.

What you Wellington riders get up to in unattended motorcycle parking spots is not really relevant to the thread.

Erectile Dysfunction - Not being able to get your bike up. (Wheelie)
Projectile Dysfunction - Not being able to keep bike up while its moving.

[banditrider]

Close shave - falling off while wearing open-faced helmet
High Slide - under the influence