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oldrider
24th December 2007, 08:49
Happy birthday vifferman! :niceone::drinknsin Cheers John.

vifferman
24th December 2007, 08:50
Here I am! :laugh:


Thanks John!

Hey - someone start a ride thread, so I have an excuse to try out my new jacket!

Trudes
24th December 2007, 08:56
You just beat me to it, was just about to post a Happy Birthday Vifferman!!!


So Happy Birthday Vifferman, hope the Vifferbabe has some treats in-store for you!!:Punk::woohoo:

Nasty
24th December 2007, 09:20
Happy birthday Vifferman .... all your wishes are sure to come true today!!!

vifferman
24th December 2007, 09:21
So Happy Birthday Vifferman, hope the Vifferbabe has some treats in-store for you!!:Punk::woohoo:
Thanx, Mrs Kendog!
She took me shopping yesterday, and bought me a new bike jacket!:niceone:
But she has to work today:(, and they'd have her working tomorrow as well if they could. :pinch:

Did I mention I've got a new bike jacket? :lol:
First one in 7? 8 years.
Unfortunately, it didn't come with an owner's manual, so I'll have to work out how it works, and write my own.
"An owner's manual?!?" I hear you scoff, "You don't need an owner's manual for a bike jacket!" :Pokey:

Ah, but this one has so many technical features, I haven't worked out how it works yet, or which are vents and which are pockets. And what all the pockets are for. Luckily, there's a cartoon printed on the liner, to distract and entertain noobs like me...

vifferman
24th December 2007, 09:25
Happy birthday Vifferman .... all your wishes are sure to come true today!!!
Thanx!
That wasn't at all nasty, Nasty!

Wishes.... hmmm.. I wish I was cooler....
*wanders off to lounge to sit in air-conditioned comfort*

I wish I had some cake...
Wow! Seven (7!) cakes! I'd thought you could never have too many cakes, but this is a bit over the top (and the vifferbabe was a bit grumbly about it, especially when I told her to take some to work this morning.)
Cake is good, right? :confused:

Colapop
24th December 2007, 09:52
CAKE!!! Me like cake.
Have a birthday and cake - Mmmm good..
Have a great day mate...

Crisis management
24th December 2007, 10:07
Happy birthday Viffer!!!

I know what you mean about jacket "features", I struggle to close all the vents and pockets when it rains...there's invariably one that I miss!




This can't catch on, being nice to a Honda rider

MyGSXF
24th December 2007, 10:09
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIFFERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wari:

Have an AWESOME day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :2thumbsup

Jen :rockon:

Big Dave
24th December 2007, 10:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKMehoLaF8

janno
24th December 2007, 10:26
Happy birthday too yooo! etc etc!

I bet you got combined Christmas and Birthday pressies as a kid from tight aunties and uncles. What a rip!!

jrandom
24th December 2007, 11:11
Happy birthday mister viffer man sir!

:drinknsin

Betty and the VifFerraRi shall go for a celebratory play in short order.

:yes:

Ocean1
24th December 2007, 11:23
Happy birfday dude. :apint:

Seven cakes eh?
Fark, glad you've got an excuse or I'd be fuckingrumpy, wot, wiv not having any cake 'an all... :oi-grr:

cowpoos
24th December 2007, 11:56
Here I am! :laugh:


Thanks John!

Hey - someone start a ride thread, so I have an excuse to try out my new jacket!
happy B day dude!! have a goodin!

vifferman
24th December 2007, 12:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKMehoLaF8
LOLzer!
Thankyou , Sir!

vifferman
24th December 2007, 12:28
Happy birfday dude. :apint:

Seven cakes eh?
Fark, glad you've got an excuse or I'd be fuckingrumpy, wot, wiv not having any cake 'an all... :oi-grr:
Weeeellll...
I didn't actually count them... I think there were 7, but it may have been more. There was definitely a multitude of cakes. I hid some in the freezer, but the ones that I left out seem to have a weird cake sex orgy in the night and multiplied. Bastids!
We 've also got too many strawberries.
And too many bottles of Moteiths Summer Ale, after it became outre without anyone telling me. :rolleyes: One minute it's like, "That summer ale is really good, y;know, it's like refreshing and stuff!", and the next it's like, "Oh no - that's far too sweet. I couldn't drink that!"

What else?
Too many jackets. I can only wear one, y'know.
Too many years. 99 is like, f'kn OLD.

Too many zips. The new jacket has like a bazillion, incluidng a choice of two 'zip to' ones, neither of which will mate with my pants (Italians and Dutch must be completely differnet species of Urpeens.)

And not enough thanx, for you kindly folx (jrandom, janno, BigDave, cowpoos, Ocean1, MyGSXF, Crisis management, Colapop, Kinje and those I've already thanked:

Thankyou Very Much! :niceone:

This is a great birthday. It more'n makes up (so far) for all those not-so-great ones. :D

Kinje
24th December 2007, 12:30
Happy birthday vifferman

Hope ya have a great day

Beemer
24th December 2007, 13:15
Hope the day keeps getting better and you get an excuse to try out that new jacket - assuming you can figure out how it works!

Cake? Mmn, real cake - not Christmas cake, which I am sick of already as I have to make them!

I hope you still get Christmas presents tomorrow.

Prof - R
24th December 2007, 13:17
Happy birthday vifferman!

Swoop
24th December 2007, 14:09
Happy birfday that man!!!

Obviously riding a VFR does wonders for the age. You don't look a day over 98!

Ocean1
24th December 2007, 16:13
Weeeellll...
I didn't actually count them... I think there were 7, but it may have been more. There was definitely a multitude of cakes.

:laugh: Bastidge.



*Skulks off to feel pressies under the tree...*

vifferman
24th December 2007, 17:27
:laugh: Bastidge.



*Skulks off to feel pressies under the tree...*
Sorry. :o
Y'see, the vifferbabe don't bake. Nup.
But the outlaws have come to stay, so the vifferbabe's mum brought a veritable SWAG (i.e., lots) of bakings. And then last night we had the other outlaws for dinner, and there's this running gag of sorts with the vifferbabe's sister, who's a keen baker. It started some time back, when she was visiting, and I teasingly asked her where the cake was. Ever since then, she always brings cake (I dunno iffen she actually realised I was teasing her...)
Our blardy pantry and fridge are groaning with foodstuffs (and some stuffed foodstuffs), and the blardy offspring have buggered off to a party, leaving the four (or maybe 5) of us with a huge roast pork. Or pork roast, or one of the above. Which I put on at 3:30ish.

If someone had bothered to ask me, I woulda said, "Nup - beer and snacks'll do me."