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White trash
28th December 2007, 12:03
What a laugh. Heard an ad on the radio, "Text a name and subburb" to 4333. We'll tell you all about this person.

So I texts away Jimmy Mair Papakura to this number and get back the following.

"Jimmy Mair is involved with Motorad Supersport" eh?! "and is competitive rivals with Chris Sucich. Jay Lawrence thinks that Jimmy is a show off on the road" WTF?!

Jayracer you little cunt, you're dead!
imdying
28th December 2007, 12:12
roflcopter!
Cajun
28th December 2007, 12:14
hahhaha Jimmy, your been PUNKED.
Deano
28th December 2007, 12:20
"Dean is a daredevil that competed in the 2007 Actrix Victoria Motorcycle Club Series with Jarrod Wintle! He's an animal!"

Bwahahahaha - where do they get this shit ?
limbimtimwim
28th December 2007, 12:20
"Bongo knows Simon ***** from ****** well. He is a well liked, well known guy. Can be a bit materialistic at times. He has a great 2008 coming."

A BIT MATERIALISTIC? HMMPHH!!!!!!!!!

I'm totally materialistic, admire my historic house, fine wine collection, talking satnav, high powered computers, oddball motorcycles, bikini model hoes and Merc with bouncy-bouncy suspension.
limbimtimwim
28th December 2007, 12:24
It's called bongo. This is costing us $3.

http://www.199bongo.com/USING%20BONGO.htm
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 17:11
What's 'text' ?
Usarka
28th December 2007, 17:18
Itz wr u go txt txt snd on ur ph au.
cowpoos
28th December 2007, 18:51
Bongo knows Ryan Withers from Taupiri well.Bongo has seen him at the victoria motorcycle club. He loves the outdoors. has a great future...



who the fuck it bongo???
Joni
28th December 2007, 19:51
who the fuck it bongo???Fuck knows... but he was completely wrong about me...

:innocent:
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 20:42
Itz wr u go txt txt snd on ur ph au.

I had a mobile phone in 1998.
I left it there.
Ocean1
28th December 2007, 20:52
I had a mobile phone in 1998.
I left it there.

Ah, a telephobe.

Got just the thing for ya dude, my latest, due for release early in the new year: The Phoneless cord. :blip:
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 21:31
Ah, a telephobe.

Got just the thing for ya dude, my latest, due for release early in the new year: The Phoneless cord. :blip:

Don't need chords either - lately I could get by on the D string of a Bass.
Usarka
28th December 2007, 21:34
Don't need chords either - lately I could get by on the D string of a Bass.

D's overated. The true ability lies in plucking a G. With your teeth..... :rolleyes:
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 21:36
D's overated. The true ability lies in plucking a G. With your teeth..... :rolleyes:

Do you ask the girl first?
cowpoos
28th December 2007, 21:42
Do you ask the girl first?
is that why its call slap bass I wonder?
Usarka
28th December 2007, 21:45
If you pick the G string sucessfully you may progress to having a pluck.....


What is this thread about, anyone???:confused:
Ocean1
28th December 2007, 21:48
What is this thread about, anyone???:confused:

Crap.

What you get when you mis-finger the G string.
Usarka
28th December 2007, 21:49
Crap.

What you get when you mis-finger the G string.

Stink.

......
GSVR
28th December 2007, 21:49
What a laugh. Heard an ad on the radio, "Text a name and subburb" to 4333. We'll tell you all about this person.

So I texts away Jimmy Mair Papakura to this number and get back the following.

"Jimmy Mair is involved with Motorad Supersport" eh?! "and is competitive rivals with Chris Sucich. Jay Lawrence thinks that Jimmy is a show off on the road" WTF?!

Jayracer you little cunt, you're dead!

They got the info off Google. You could have saved $3.

$3 a time these guys will be millionares selling this to TXTers
McJim
28th December 2007, 21:52
What's 'text' ?

It's when you carve a message on a 2kg lump of stone and throw it through some fuckers living room window innit?
GSVR
28th December 2007, 21:58
It's when you carve a message on a 2kg lump of stone and throw it through some fuckers living room window innit?

Na thats Scriptures. Throw it off a hill and they will think its from outer space.
Usarka
28th December 2007, 22:00
is that why its call slap bass I wonder?

No thats getting to first bass......
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 22:06
Na thats Scriptures. Throw it off a hill and they will think its from outer space.

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puddytat
28th December 2007, 22:15
No thats getting to first bass......

Who's on 1st base anyway ? Is it Bongo?
Big Dave
28th December 2007, 22:19
Who's on 1st base anyway ? Is it Bongo?

No Bongo beat it - Who was already there.
Sanx
29th December 2007, 13:28
bongo knows a Dan Halford who is often seen on his HONDA CBR1000. He is all about speed. fast bikes and fast girls! He will run his own small business oneday

Well, they got the Honda bit right, but the rest of it's bull. By the way, typos and random grammar is theirs.
Big Dave
29th December 2007, 14:33
He will run his own small business oneday



'Unfortunately it was not long after he took over a large business.' Marx, G. 1948.