Anyone else tried out a SheWee?

[PrincessBandit]

After reading a post made by sunhuntin (I think it was you) mentioning this ingenious device I went onto trademe and bought one. It arrived yesterday and I very excitedly put it to the test. Yeah, I can't have a very exciting life if I get excited over this ay? :lol: Anyway, it seems to work a treat and will have a permanent place inside my bike jacket! Just thought that it was worth mentioning, and to also say thanks to sunhuntin for bringing my attention to it.
Thanks. :niceone:

[crashe]

So you tried it out with ALL your bike gear on...... (bike pants etc)
and nought dribbled down your leg?????

:bleh: :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:

[PrincessBandit]

:laugh: good point! I really should do that ay? Worked fine with jeans, but the bike pants might be a bit different (bulkier and all). :doh:Thanks for pointing that out. But, nothing (amazingly) dribbled down my leg while wearing jeans. I half expected that to happen. Would probably still have pack of tissues handy though! :msn-wink:

[McJim]

Yeah, I tried one. Had it all ready and then looked down - lo and behold there was a pinkish rubbery one there already!:rofl:

[CBR97]

i just use a couple of rubber bands,
works well ,:sick:

Do they make one for the guys?

[sunhuntin]

glad to hear it works, princess. i will likely look into getting one at some stage. my bike pants dont have a fly or button, so the waist band must be pulled down to acess the jeans [which explains why it takes me 10 mins!] so chances are, the waist would slip, the shewee would go flying and id end up pissing through my gear anyway, lol.

[skelstar]

Do they make one for the guys?
Shove your dick between your legs, clench, stand up and go for a pee. Let us know how you get on.

So, once used do you put it back in your jacket PB?

[PrincessBandit]

i just use a couple of rubber bands,
works well ,:sick:

Do they make one for the guys?

I think it might just be a case of finding a length of piping with suitable matching diameter/bore ummmmm whatever it's called :laugh: If you go for the ole rubber bands make sure they're not docking ring size ay? :P

[PrincessBandit]

So, once used do you put it back in your jacket PB?

The stuff it's made of is liquid repellent :niceone: and it comes with a lovely little resealable plastic baggie for those of us who don't fancy the idea of a wet, widdly thing rolling around in our pocket! :sick:

[CBR97]

I think it might just be a case of finding a length of piping with suitable matching diameter/bore ummmmm whatever it's called :laugh: If you go for the ole rubber bands make sure they're not docking ring size ay? :P
now you tell me, :shit:

so have you tried it out, had a pee while your riding:gob:

[CBR97]

Shove your dick between your legs, clench, stand up and go for a pee. Let us know how you get on.

So, once used do you put it back in your jacket PB?
ill send you a pic;)

[skelstar]

ill send you a pic;)
I thought I told you to stop sending me pics.

[CBR97]

I thought I told you to stop sending me pics.just one more, i know you will like it baby:eek:

[AllanB]

eewww :sick::sick::sick:

Strange picture in my head ...............

Ah - so what do you do with that moist piece of plastic after, stick it back in your pocket??????

Some things just should be left as they are.....:crazy:

[PrincessBandit]

eewww :sick::sick::sick:

Strange picture in my head ...............

Ah - so what do you do with that moist piece of plastic after, stick it back in your pocket??????

Some things just should be left as they are.....:crazy:

Well, I did post it in the girlies forum for a reason AllanB! We women have a lot to contend with hygiene, health etc. wise and (going out on a limb here) most women I know are more concerned with personal cleanliness than most men I know. Yeah, generalisation I know. We have our ways of cleaning up after ourselves so strange picture in your head can be replaced by something a lot more suitable now I'm sure :whistle:

[awayatc]

:innocent:[QUOTE We women have a lot to contend with hygiene, health etc. wise and (going out on a limb here) most women I know are more concerned with personal cleanliness than most men I know. Yeah, generalisation I know. We have our ways of cleaning up after ourselves

makes me wonder what sort of men you hang out with....me i always shower every xmas!!!!!

[AllanB]

Well, I did post it in the girlies forum for a reason AllanB!

Good call - heck I never noticed there was a girls forum I just blindly responded, but interestingly I have noticed most other responses were from penis owners! (typical male :oi-grr:)

M u s t-t u r n-o n-b i g-b r a i n :niceone:

I do have some advise for the girls section - use sunblock and keep out of the sun if you want to protect your skin.

[Oakie]

:innocent:[QUOTE makes me wonder what sort of men you hang out with....me i always shower every xmas!!!!!
... whether he needs to or not!

[Scouse]

This thread is no good without pictures of this device being used

[Trudes]

You are a sick puppy!!

[2wheeldrifter]

So you stand and use this like a bloke.....?? getting a very clear picture of a lady biker stopped at a rest area in the holiday season, with her back to them standing peeing with little Johnny's family stopped for a cupa, saying to his Dad "Shit Dad those biker chicks are tough, look she's peeing standing up like we do...How? Dad- doooon't know son, but "IT" has a "nice ladys arse" which I could do from behind what ever "IT" is!? ( Yeah Dad's thinking like fuck that when it turns around it doesn't have a beard to match the long flowing black hair-otherwise Dad may have a problem)

Yep passerbyers are going to think twice before messing with you!..which can't be a bad thing really...

You go girl!

[marty]

here's a nice picture:

[Disco Dan]

What the smeg????

Is this some kind of new weird device that lets you pee while your riding?????!!

*please be wrong*

[crashe]

What the smeg????

Is this some kind of new weird device that lets you pee while your riding?????!!

*please be wrong*

Do a google search or a search on Trade Me for 'shewee' and all will be revealed...

[Disco Dan]

Do a google search or a search on Trade Me for 'shewee' and all will be revealed...

oh sweet holy.... Your kidding right???

[crashe]

oh sweet holy.... Your kidding right???

Nup.


Hell you lads get to stand up to pee......

Ladies have to undo everything and drop the lot and squat and have to make sure it don't go all over the pants etc..... This makes life so much easier when caught short when out riding...... or traveling.
And NO cold arse for the ladies as well.
A hell of a lot easier if there ain't no dunny to be found for miles and miles.

[Scouse]

So does this device enable youes to stand up and pee?

[crashe]

So does this device enable youes to stand up and pee?

Please read Disco Dan's post 25 attachment...

But the answer is YES.

[PrincessBandit]

This thread is no good without pictures of this device being used

Well, the though had crossed my mind to post some snaps, but in fairness I decided against - I couldn't bear the thought that some of you guys would go for a perv and then (look of horror) discover that "mine is bigger than yours" :rofl::buggerd:

[Katman]

Well, the though had crossed my mind to post some snaps, but in fairness I decided against - I couldn't bear the thought that some of you guys would go for a perv and then (look of horror) discover that "mine is bigger than yours" :rofl::buggerd:

I'm hammering freshly sharpened pencils into my brain through my eye sockets as we speak.

[Lteejay]

Well, the though had crossed my mind to post some snaps, but in fairness I decided against - I couldn't bear the thought that some of you guys would go for a perv and then (look of horror) discover that "mine is bigger than yours" :rofl::buggerd:

:rofl::rofl:

An acquintence mentioned that they had bought one the other day. She has only practiced using one at home, but they sound handy enough. Just imagine, no more squating in bushes, trying to avoid sticks from pocking your bum, whilst avoiding the pee rolling onto your feet. Also great for those big gatherings where you normally wouldn't go near the disgusting dirty portaloo's, but because your bladder is about to burst, you really have no choice and you have to spend the next 5 mins giving your thighs a work out whilst you hover over the seat trying not to slip on the disgusting mess on the ground.

Viva revolution

[Stella]

WOMEN CAN PEE STANDING WITHOUT DEVICES!!!!

It is easy just takes some practise. AND we can get better distance and accuracy than men ;)
It used to be the way it was done. We are now taught that we have to sit or squat, we used to be taught to stand.

1. DIVIDE AND LIFT. Just a little. 'Lift' a lot and you will get a horizontal stream for 2 metres....

2. BEAR DOWN. You need a hard start and a quick stop to avoid drips. This is very good for your pelvic floor muscles. So, squeeze the muscles, start to bear down, release, still bearing down the whole time and stop. You will get the idea quickly.

I have heard of women who can do it through they fly of their jeans.

Personally I have not done it much, I always forget to practise. Practise in the shower, aim for the drain to get your aim right.

:niceone:

[tri boy]

[QUOTE=Stella;1367080]WOMEN CAN PEE STANDING WITHOUT DEVICES!!!!

It is easy just takes some practise. AND we can get better distance and accuracy than men ;)
It used to be the way it was done. We are now taught that we have to sit or squat, we used to be taught to stand.

1. DIVIDE AND LIFT. Just a little. 'Lift' a lot and you will get a horizontal stream for 2 metres....



:zzzz:Yeah, but can you spell out "Mississippi on my mind." in the dirt with your pee, or have a full on "high water mark" contest with your girlfriends on the side of a fence/watertank??...huh, can ya??:dodge:
Boys still rule.:headbang:

[Stella]

:bleh: YES :bleh:

I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!

[Trudes]

And so the pissing contest begins again!:girlfight:
LOL:lol:
Go gurls!!:2thumbsup

[oldrider]

:bleh: YES :bleh:

I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!

No I would not be surprised. (been there done all that!) :confused:

All you girls have to do is set the rules, (as you normally do) :rolleyes:

"HANDS MUST NOT BE USED"! :oi-grr:

Girls will win the contest, shall we say, "hands down"! :doh: Cheers, John.

[tri boy]

Chicks move like sumo wrestlers when attempting the spelling challenge:rofl:
The shewee may improve your style with that, but getting a 8-10ft high mark?
Now that I would like to see.:clap:
We boys cheat by squeezing the flow off, building bulk pressure, and letting it rip.:headbang:(too much info?) thought so. As you were.:sunny:

[NC]

thats strange but cool at the same time.
You could piss on all those things that need pissing on.

That mine, thats mine. Oh I like that, thats mine.

[nadroj]

:bleh: YES :bleh:

I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!

Challenge : Your chance to prove it at Janno's & Pritch's birthday party next saturday in New Plymouth.

[sunhuntin]

Challenge : Your chance to prove it at Janno's & Pritch's birthday party next saturday in New Plymouth.

is that with or without the sheewee?

[ElCoyote]

:bleh: YES :bleh:

I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!

I doubt that, but the intreging question is "can you aim" Guys 1 femmes 0 :wari:

[homer]

i just use a couple of rubber bands,
works well ,:sick:

Do they make one for the guys?

just get an old bike tube .put down the jeans leg

[homer]

no havnt tried one ,but wouldnt mind a wee she
:msn-wink:

[mstriumph]

....................

Ladies have to undo everything and drop the lot and squat and have to make sure it don't go all over the pants etc..... .............

so right
it was all this palarva on school outings that decided me to learn to pee standing up when i was about ten ......
.......... wear a long shirt, trous down and really "nothing to see here" ......

frankly it was one of the more useful skills i learned at primary school .... and was very handy helping to put out campfires :sunny:


what price a catholic education? ;)

[surfchick]

omg i was away over summer and missed a peeeeing thread! my 2c...
ah hem... well I never needed a peewee cause when I surf I kind of..ahem... pee in the wetsuit..occaisionally ..actually when i was younger i was skinny and freezing in the wairarapa & taranaki winter sea so i used to drink 1.5L water prior to surfing and then pee it out to heat up.. the wees was kind of mostly water i tell myself... you see that's why there's nearly no second hand market for wetsuits :devil2::devil2: I hope to god there's some surfers out there otherwise you're all going to think i'm a complete krustmyster...:baby:

[Trudes]

Used to pee in my wetsuit too surfchic, nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't put any paua down there too!!

[PrincessBandit]

Must say it has taken a bit of getting used to. Glad I decided to practice at home before needing it "on the road" so to speak. Mostly my body just rebelled against the odd feeling of standing to pee; was quite frustrating knowing I wanted to go but nothing would happen. (Hey, don't guys suffer from that too?, you know they stand there for ages before letting rip).
I take it practically everywhere with me now (fits nicely inside my pack or handbag), even if I'm not on the bike, 'cos I've seen too many disgusting public loos to ever want to sit again, unless i reeeeealy have to......

[Scouse]

Must say it has taken a bit of getting used to. Glad I decided to practice at home before needing it "on the road" so to speak. Mostly my body just rebelled against the odd feeling of standing to pee; was quite frustrating knowing I wanted to go but nothing would happen. (Hey, don't guys suffer from that too?, you know they stand there for ages before letting rip).
I take it practically everywhere with me now (fits nicely inside my pack or handbag), even if I'm not on the bike, 'cos I've seen too many disgusting public loos to ever want to sit again, unless i reeeeealy have to......Gee thanks for shareing that now why dont you practice some long distance pee's with you friend whoever pee's the furtherust wins 50c

[PrincessBandit]

My last post was for any women who are curious as to whether they work well or not. Some things sound like a great idea but don't live up to expectations so I thought it might be helpful to let ladies know how I've found actually using it. You blokeys don't really need any assistance in this field (well, I wouldn't think you do unless you're still in the process of being potty trained). :bleh:

[bert_is_evil]

I discovered these by chance on trademe a while back (not sure how, may have been doing a search on "wee"). Thinking it would be brilliant for tramping I purchased one immediately. I tried it out a couple of times at home with varying degrees of success, then went off to Taranaki to walk around a mountain. Stopped on the way at what I consider the foulest toilet in the NI (the one in Shannon, or Sanson or something like that, near bulls I think) thinking to myself "you don't scare me filthy toilet, for I have my shewee" off I go. Pissed all over myself. Spent the rest of the car journey with my shorts spread out on the back seat hoping we wouldn't get pulled over by a copper ("no honestly sir, I'm not doing anything dodgy, I just peed on my pants"). Didn't have the courage to try it again while tramping but later had a few more attempts in the privacy of my own bathroom and I can confirm it does work really well, just like motorcycles - don't be too overconfident when you're a beginner or you will come to grief, you need to practise.... ahem.

[PrincessBandit]

Sorry to hear of your experience (she said, most sincerely while trying not to laugh). (Not meant in an unkind way, let me assure you!) I have found that a little pack of tissues helps - keep a purse pack of those Sorbent wipes in the plastic baggy it came with. Probably wouldn't help me greatly if i completely pissed myself though. Great that you stuck with it and find it now works for you. I agree whole heartedly about needing to practice.

[ElCoyote]

Used to pee in my wetsuit too surfchic, nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't put any paua down there too!!

It's ok to pee on the oyster though?:argh:

[doc]

Ferk me this thread has too much information, please don't go into any more detail we get the idea.

[surfchick]

there's never enough information on pees poohs pees wees pee wee pee weee:bleh:

[Trudes]

It's just one of the mysteries of the world I believe, get a couple of chicks together and eventually the topic will turn filthy (sex, cum, snot, other bodily fluids, farts, chaffing... blah blah blah), it's just the way it is, we are dirty, dirty girls.:shifty:

[Zuki Bandit]

Anyone else tried out a SheWee?

Yes, and it hurt very much. I now have a twitch that wont leave.:crazy:

[PrincessBandit]

Anyone else tried out a SheWee?

Yes, and it hurt very much. I now have a twitch that wont leave.:crazy:

The mind boggles!!!! At least you said a twitch, not an itch, now that could be really nasty.....:whistle:

[fireball]

It's just one of the mysteries of the world I believe, get a couple of chicks together and eventually the topic will turn filthy (sex, cum, snot, other bodily fluids, farts, chaffing... blah blah blah), it's just the way it is, we are dirty, dirty girls.:shifty:


if only the boys knew eh :2thumbsup:whistle:

[Al]

even if I'm not on the bike, 'cos I've seen too many disgusting public loos to ever want to sit again, unless i reeeeealy have to......

Sorry girls, this begs for the following:

Do you lift the seat when you stand and pee?
Do you put the seat down again?


Al

[BIHB@0610]

It's just one of the mysteries of the world I believe, get a couple of chicks together and eventually the topic will turn filthy (sex, cum, snot, other bodily fluids, farts, chaffing... blah blah blah), it's just the way it is, we are dirty, dirty girls.:shifty:

Yeah ..... so I was wondering ...... how would it go with female ejaculate do ya reckon ....???? :devil2:

[surfchick]

Anyone else tried out a SheWee?

Yes, and it hurt very much. I now have a twitch that wont leave.:crazy:

you didn't sit down on it by anychance....

[jrandom]

Man, girls are gross.

[Trudes]

Man, girls are gross.

Awww, go on, you love us like that!!<_<

[jrandom]

Awww, go on, you love us like that!!<_<

Shudder.

Could you please just, like, go take a shower?

Make sure you scrub carefully.

There are gross bits.

[Trudes]

Shudder.

Could you please just, like, go take a shower?

Make sure you scrub carefully.

There are gross bits.

:crybaby: that's not very nice!!! About to get in the bath for your info!!

[jrandom]

About to get in the bath for your info!!

<img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/o7tugp.gif"/>

[ElCoyote]

Yeah ..... so I was wondering ...... how would it go with female ejaculate do ya reckon ....???? :devil2:

Would it float in a spa pool, if not pretend it wasn't you. Good luck anyway:innocent:

[BIHB@0610]

<img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/o7tugp.gif"/>

I'm working on it JRandom - just have to manoeuvre my sweet little pussy into that little plastic gadget ...... is going to take a few minutes ...... pics coming ........ :wait::wait::wait:

[BIHB@0610]

Glad to be of service JRandom ............:clap:

p.s. no animals were harmed during the making of this pic ...

[Trudes]

OMG!!!!! A hairy pussy with a funnel!!:laugh:

[Kendog]

:eek: that pussy needs a trim

[surfchick]

Glad to be of service JRandom ............:clap:

p.s. no animals were harmed during the making of this pic ...

random- look what you made her do to the cat!!
the equivalent sheewee on a human would be a funnel the size of a wheel-barrow

[BIHB@0610]

In all seriousness I'm just glad to have found out what they are actually called - I've been wanting one for a while now, to take to the Mission Concert (last time I went some idiots were pushing over the Port-a-loos - with people in them!).

At least with a SheWee if I get covered in excreta it'll be my own - and it'll be fairly diluted. Get this - to encourage responsible drinking at the Mission they've limited the alcohol quota to two bottles of wine or 12 cans of beer ...... that's gonna keep me sober, not! Best I learn to pee standing up AND pissed ......... :drinknsin:drinknsin:drinknsin

[bandit_girl]

:blink:
PB now i know what it is.
Does it actually work?

[gismo]

There is actually an extension thingy that you can get to fit on the end of the funnel bit.

I'm looking at getting one myself.

Pleased to hear that it works.. will make toilet stops heaps easier

[PrincessBandit]

Shudder.

There are gross bits.

Ahem, girlies have NO gross bits!

[gismo]

So is there different brands that vary alil? Or they all the same?

I see on TM they are selling for about $20. I think they would be a good investment for any woman to have.

[Nade]

So is there different brands that vary alil? Or they all the same?

I see on TM they are selling for about $20. I think they would be a good investment for any woman to have.

a good investment she says....good for her:Punk:.....pity she bloody used MY trademe account to buy one!!:shit: Now it looks like a males bought a she wee..WTF!?:shit::doh::oi-grr::Pokey::spanking::argh::o

My manliness feels threatened

[gismo]

a good investment she says....good for her:Punk:.....pity she bloody used MY trademe account to buy one!!:shit: Now it looks like a males bought a she wee..WTF!?:shit::doh::oi-grr::Pokey::spanking::argh::o

My manliness feels threatened

You could have paid for it for me too... :whistle:

[saul]

a good investment she says....good for her:Punk:.....pity she bloody used MY trademe account to buy one!!:shit: Now it looks like a males bought a she wee..WTF!?:shit::doh::oi-grr::Pokey::spanking::argh::o

My manliness feels threatened

That is great :devil2:lol I am gonna get one for my naughty friend.

[Nade]

You could have paid for it for me too... :whistle:

You could go get me my tea too.....:shutup::love::innocent:

[naughty]

That is great :devil2:lol I am gonna get one for my naughty friend.


The great KB weeing comp:2thumbsup boys against girls:wari:

[saul]

The great KB weeing comp:2thumbsup boys against girls:wari:


Ha :sunny: yep Im up for it:innocent:

[naughty]

Ha :sunny: yep Im up for it:innocent:

Get me that shewee i need to get some practice in:first:

[saul]

Get me that shewee i need to get some practice in:first:

Ok done:devil2:


Congratulations on your purchase.
Item details
Item LADIES! No toilet needed - TRY NEW SHEWEE!!
Reference # Insert as the reference when making a deposit
Price $19.90
Shipping $3.50 NZ Parcel Post
The seller is registered in Hamilton, Waikato
Total to pay $23.40
Payment options Bank deposit, cash, credit card

[naughty]

Ok done:devil2:


Congratulations on your purchase.
Item details
Item LADIES! No toilet needed - TRY NEW SHEWEE!!
Reference # Insert as the reference when making a deposit
Price $19.90
Shipping $3.50 NZ Parcel Post
The seller is registered in Hamilton, Waikato
Total to pay $23.40
Payment options Bank deposit, cash, credit card


Oops::spanking::shit::lol:

[saul]

Oops::spanking::shit::lol:

I am also available for tuition:love: this is gonna be so funny lol:innocent:

[naughty]

I am also available for tuition:love: this is gonna be so funny lol:innocent:


How much do you charge and is this service available to all ladies wishing to increase their um distance?

[saul]

How much do you charge and is this service available to all ladies wishing to increase their um distance?

U know the price:whistle: and no its not I am busy enough at the mo:hug:

[nodrog]

That is great lol I am gonna get one for my naughty friend.


The great KB weeing comp boys against girls


Ha :sunny: yep Im up for it:innocent:


Get me that shewee i need to get some practice in:first:


Ok done


Congratulations on your purchase.
Item details
Item LADIES! No toilet needed - TRY NEW SHEWEE!!
Reference # Insert as the reference when making a deposit
Price $19.90
Shipping $3.50 NZ Parcel Post
The seller is registered in Hamilton, Waikato
Total to pay $23.40
Payment options Bank deposit, cash, credit card


Oops::spanking::shit::lol:


I am also available for tuition:love: this is gonna be so funny lol


How much do you charge and is this service available to all ladies wishing to increase their um distance?


U know the price:whistle: and no its not I am busy enough at the mo:hug:

GET A ROOM!:spanking: (preferably with plastic sheeting on the floor)

[saul]

GET A ROOM!:spanking: (preferably with plastic sheeting on the floor)

Mate I have been waiting lol:innocent: well done<_<

[naughty]

GET A ROOM!:spanking: (preferably with plastic sheeting on the floor)

Ok g!

What are you doin on this thread anyway, you getting one 2? :laugh:

[nodrog]

What are you doin on this thread anyway, you getting one 2? :laugh:

im looking for a link for the new version, the "YouPoo"

[naughty]

im looking for a link for the new version, the "YouPoo"

:nono::sick:

[nodrog]

....forward the link onto my g....

have you got the ownership papers already?

he's our G, you have to share him.

[naughty]

have you got the ownership papers already?

he's our G, you have to share him.


Yes but u r G too, didnt want any confusion. Ok im off now before i say something i shouldnt :spanking:

[saul]

have you got the ownership papers already?

he's our G, you have to share him.

Damn your'e a sweet thing:devil2::spanking:

[saul]

Yes but u r G too, didnt want any confusion. Ok im off now before i say something i shouldnt :spanking:

Lol hmmmmmmmmmmm:lol:

Ok move on, nothing to see here