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Disco Dan
30th December 2007, 07:34
Irish Biker Forum - IBF for short. (http://www.irishbikerforum.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=62053) :crazy:

Found this thread interesting though so thought I would start one here:


Picture this -

you are fed up with the barrage of constant nagging from your wife/husband, you just received your 2nd warning from the boss because he caught you on IBF again, your kids wont be seen dead with you, you havent had sex in over 12 months, you just found out your wife/husband is having an affair, alot more hair than usual came off with the hair brush this morning and your clothes are getting tighter every day.
So you through on the leathers, start up the machine and set off across europe telling no-one where you have gone. In your single-mindedness to get away from everything you have forgotten the most basic of items - except that is for 3 items that you can fit under your seat.
What are they ?

Disco Dan
30th December 2007, 07:44
wallet.
phone.
smokes.


Simple really!

TOTO
30th December 2007, 10:25
I guess he didnt get far :) maybe just enough to get to the bridge so he can jump off ...:)

YellowDog
30th December 2007, 10:56
The 3Cs:

Cash.
Cards.
Clothes.

There was nothing to stay back home for.

awayatc
30th December 2007, 11:05
Wallet
Wifes wallet....
Kids piggybank....

Wat?:confused:

Jorja
30th December 2007, 11:25
Purse,passport papers