Brit chick looking for ride outs!!!

[Bikernereid]

Hey. I am over here for a month, based in Auckland and am looking for some nice NZ men who might be sweet enough take me out on their bikes. Have jacket, boots and waterproofs just missing lid and gloves. If anyone might be interested in showing a pomme around then drop me a line, pretty please. Lily

[crashe]

Kia ora and welcome to NZ......


Please take a step back before the stampede begins from all the men folk on the site..



Boys ....... walk...... don't run........... be a gentleman and treat this women with respect....




PS: what size helmet and gloves do you require?????

[Disco Dan]

...ran. Tripped. Fell. now im hurt.



Welcome to this very odd part of the country... Flick me a PM :Punk:

[NZsarge]

...ran. Tripped. Fell. now im hurt.



Welcome to this very odd part of the country... Flick me a PM :Punk:

6 minutes to reply, you're slipping....:D

[ArcherWC]

christ, dont go on the back with Dan, you will either crash or get lost, probably both

[YellowDog]

Ran, Tripped, Pole vaulted out of the window :-)

[HDTboy]

If you're not doing anything on Saturday the 5th, a few of us will be at Pukekohe track doing some testing I'll be looking after my bitches: Keystone19 (219), and Rossi Gal (303), and maybe Two Smoker (17, ZX6R)

[Disco Dan]

christ, dont go on the back with Dan, you will either crash or get lost, probably both

And it starts...... :laugh:

[Waylander]

christ, dont go on the back with Dan, you will either crash or get lost, probably both
She's a psychologist in training though so should be able to handle him well enough.

[YellowDog]

Hi Pompey girl.

I Have spend many a Saturday afternoon at Fratton Park helping to "Play up Pompey". Now in Auckland enjoying this fantastic biking country (apart from the low speed limit).

Loads of good rides for you around here. My wife would kill me if I offered to show you the sights, so I won't (can't).

Good luck and have fun.

[Kittyhawk]

I was directed to this thread, and am leaving *walks out*

[Bikernereid]

Wow sounds like fun, would there be a chance of a ride to get there? I know I am such a blagger but hey if you don't ask you don't get. xx

[Cary]

For a start if you wanna see the best part of NZ you should be in the Adventure Forum.......:bleh:

Must be over for the cricket then :clap:

[Disco Dan]

See you :soon: :Punk::Punk::Punk:


*checks to make sure its not the month of april*

[mack007nz]

hey u there so u got my message if not ok well if ur frreu can come for drive on aprilia rsv1000 factory

cheers

[jazbug5]

Just curious, Lily... why did you specify 'men' in your request?

[Cr1MiNaL]

Just curious, Lily... why did you specify 'men' in your request?

ahem...:Offtopic:

[Toaster]

Hey. I am over here for a month, based in Auckland and am looking for some nice NZ men who might be sweet enough take me out on their bikes. Have jacket, boots and waterproofs just missing lid and gloves. If anyone might be interested in showing a pomme around then drop me a line, pretty please. Lily

Welcome to KB! I hope you get to see more of our beautiful country than most kiwi's do! :scooter:

Watch out for the little boys now ;)

[The Pastor]

Hey. I am over here for a month, based in Auckland and am looking for some nice NZ men who might be sweet enough take me out on their bikes. Have jacket, boots and waterproofs just missing lid and gloves. If anyone might be interested in showing a pomme around then drop me a line, pretty please. Lily

saw your profile pic, thats my next bike your sitting on! at least its passed the test "still looks good with hot chick on it"

Most kb'ers are ok, just shy away from desperate dan and skidmark and you'll still be alive at the end of the month!

[jonbuoy]

Just curious, Lily... why did you specify 'men' in your request?

My god a woman wanting to meet a man - whats gone wrong with the world!!??

[scracha]

Just curious, Lily... why did you specify 'men' in your request?

Be careful, they teach girls in Portsmouth how to fight.

[moko]

Plenty of places around Auckland that hire bikes,I've used these guys,went the extra mile to keep me happy when the bike I hired wasn't ready,let me have an 1100 BMW for the same price as the XT600 that was in pieces when I arrived to pick it up.Great service and nice guys as well
http://www.motorcycle-hire.co.nz/
They used to have a few older bikes for budget rental kicking about as well as the newer stuff,plenty of other places do bike rental as well.
Got to be better riding yourself than pillion.

[pritch]

This isn't one of those scams where after a day or two "she" publishes all the PMs she got from tragic KBers is it?

Said he hopefully... :whistle:

[Bikernereid]

I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x

[Bikernereid]

I like me and women but prefer to hand out with men mostly, sorry!!

[homer]

Oh christ you dont post something like that

Not unless your advertising

welcome and good luck ....youll need it now
:bleh:

[homer]

UUm did anyone actually check the profile

:msn-wink:

Its one hot bike ,A really hot bike
:pinch:

[skidMark]

christ, dont go on the back with Dan, you will either crash or get lost, probably both

yer crash thru his bedroom door....

[Disco Dan]

I like me and women but prefer to hand out with men mostly, sorry!!

Hope you enjoyed yourself :innocent:

Aching like anything hehe pleasure to meet you!

Cant believe we rode for 10 hours today... im impressed!

Only got lost a couple of times too!

[Zapf]

Hook Line Sinker

I bit.

Which bike should I bring?

And more to the point. Are you in Auckland while I am on holiday.

[Waylander]

I like me and women but prefer to hand out with men mostly, sorry!!


I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x
Starting New Years early?

[AllanB]

You will be just fine with the Auckland men - after all I hear that they are all gay up there....

And in case you were wondering - your bum looks just fine on the Kawasaki :innocent:

[Hellraiser]

You will be just fine with the Auckland men - after all I hear that they are all gay up there....




Get your facts right .......

There's not that many Honda riders in Auckland.

I thought all the Honda's were shiped to the mainland for the in-breds to ride?

[crashe]

I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x

There are a hell of a lot of kiwi women who know a lot about rugby, cricket and football/soccer and many other sports.... Not all kiwi women want to be in the kitchen...... most of the women on KB are out riding our bikes.

In fact when the recent rugby world cup was on, many (but not all) of the KB menfolk couldn't stand Rugby...
So good luck with your search.... as most just want to chat about bikes... lol

[jrandom]

:corn:

'Biker nympho'. Jeez. That's about as subtle as me changing my username from 'jrandom' to an Internet Misspelling of 'hairy horny misogynist'.

Of course, both descriptions are probably equally true.

[jrandom]

There are a hell of a lot of kiwi women who know a lot about rugby, cricket and football/soccer and many other sports.... Not all kiwi women want to be in the kitchen...... most of the women on KB are out riding our bikes.

Settle, petal, she's just a caricature!

:laugh:

(Probably a real-life live one, in fact, but that doesn't mean that she should be taken any more seriously.)

[Hellraiser]

Not all kiwi women want to be in the kitchen......

True ..........

Mine has a long leash ..........

i let her in the bedroom as well.

[crashe]

True ..........

Mine has a long leash ..........

i let her in the bedroom as well.

Gee how kind of you to allow this....... ! :shutup::shutup::confused::no::laugh:
(pt)

[jrandom]

Be careful, they teach girls in Portsmouth how to fight.

I'm still backing Jas.

:niceone:

[CBR97]

welcome and hello
as i have 2 bikes to chose from, and i work strange hours, (night time ):2guns:
and i am a gentleman, when it come to nice ladies, (true, as my mum):2thumbsup

if you feel like a ride during the day pm me,:wari:

[Rashika]

errr welcome to Kb ... I guess.


I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x
funny, most the people I ride with prefers bikes over all those things, guess that why I like 'em all so much. :whistle:


I like me and women but prefer to hand out with men mostly, sorry!!

man, with all the typos in there I'm surprised even the blokes here figured out what you mean ;) ...or maybe they weren't typos?


Ah well enjoy your time in Auckland, the city of single bikers :drool: ... or so it appears at times like these ;)

[NUTBAR]

welcome to kb & nz,

i see you have changed your profile pic.{more pics please:innocent:}
are you traveling around nz or just staying in auckland?
contrary to popular belief there is more of the country south of auckland.
the best bits like mount manganui, tauranga.:woohoo:

[Bikernereid]

Cool how long is the leash and what is it made of? And you let her in the berdoom too wow you are a kind Master!!:devil2:

[The Pastor]

Not all kiwi women want to be in the kitchen......



what? plz tell me this is a pisstake.:bash::gob:

[Colapop]

So you're only based in Auckland? Pity, coz there's so many good roads and good people just a short ride (or trip) away further south... We can show you around equally well down here...

[BuFfY]

Kiwi girls don't know anything about sport? I could talk these guys under the table about rugby etc.

This thread looks all too familiar, and looking at other posts which don't have typos (I wouldn't want my psychologist to be someone who can't type or spell) it is all a little confusing seen as the posts in here do...

[Trudes]

So are we gals gonna flame the bejesus out of this "chick" to then have it revealed that it's really jrandom doing a Finn??? :shit:


*Please say yes*

[FilthyLuka]

it's really jrandom doing Finn


Well, i guess theres little chance of Finn stealing his brakes so it can't be all bad

:shifty:

[Storm]

So are we gals gonna flame the bejesus out of this "chick" to then have it revealed that it's really jrandom doing a Finn??? :shit:


*Please say yes*

So are you all lowering yourselves to becoming sad green eyed monster types?

Shame on you!!!

Just because someone else is getting attention.:bleh:

[Trudes]

So are you all lowering yourselves to becoming sad green eyed monster types?

Shame on you!!!

Just because someone else is getting attention.:bleh:

Not at all, I get more than enough attention thanks, and besides, not all attention is good attention.
I was actually kidding, seen it before, some "chick" comes on here spouting about knowing all about "guy things" and wanting to "take rides with guys only", the guys get all excited, the chicks get all miffy and then it turns out to be Finn, Sixpackback or some other guy having a troll/experiment, it's funny and was wondering how much I could stir before someone got upset.... obviously not too much!:rolleyes:

[ManDownUnder]

So are we gals gonna flame the bejesus out of this "chick" to then have it revealed that it's really jrandom doing a Finn??? :shit:


*Please say yes*

Dan wouldn't do finn again. He didn't use lube last time and the poor guy couldn't walk for a week. It'd be a lot worse if his willy wasn't so small.

[ManDownUnder]

Not at all, I get more than enough attention thanks, and besides, not all attention is good attention.

You want me to stop staring at your arse then?

[Trudes]

You want me to stop staring at your arse then?

Only if you want me to stop staring at yours??


Anywayyyyy, this thread is about some chick looking for a ride, not my arse, that's been done already!:msn-wink:

[jrandom]

Goodness me, what a bunch of cynics.

Bikern1mpho is quite real, folks. I've spoken to her on the telephone. You know, that thing people used to use when they wanted to contact each other before we all permanently subsumed our consciousnesses into the alternate reality of the cyberhyperglobalmeganetweb?

I think some photographs at Noel's place tonight containing Lily and another identifiable KBer (and maybe an identifiable KB bike) (no, not that identifiable KB bike, FilthyLuka) will be in order.

[ManDownUnder]

...not my arse, that's been done already!:msn-wink:

I'm just outside your window... Col showed me the bush he was hiding in...! FWOOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!! :gob:

[ManDownUnder]

I think some photographs at Noel's place tonight containing Lily and another identifiable KBer (and maybe an identifiable KB bike) (no, not that identifiable KB bike, FilthyLuka) will be in order.


That bike - is it a scratched fat bandit?

[Trudes]

Goodness me, what a bunch of cynics.

Bikern1mpho is quite real, folks. I've spoken to her on the telephone. You know, that thing people used to use when they wanted to contact each other before we all permanently subsumed our consciousnesses into the alternate reality of the cyberhyperglobalmeganetweb?

I think some photographs at Noel's place tonight containing Lily and another identifiable KBer (and maybe an identifiable KB bike) (no, not that identifiable KB bike, FilthyLuka) will be in order.
Well, I wish her good luck then, happy hunting. (She does realise that there will be other women there too eh?)

I'm just outside your window... Col showed me the bush he was hiding in...! FWOOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!! :gob:
I will not be fooled again (much)...
*closes curtains again*

Anyway folks, have yourselves a fine ol' New Years eve whatever you're all doing!!:rockon:

[Swoop]

I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x
Gaaaah!:thud:

Kiwi girls don't know anything about sport? I could talk these guys under the table about rugby etc.
Please don't. There are enough crap "sports" out there without having to resort to these...

[Max Preload]

I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x

Sounds like a "rolls her own tampons" sort of girl.

[imdying]

Mmmm, seems logical that if you're an 'out of towner' looking to meet people into sportsbikes from NZ, Kiwibiker would be the place to start :shrugs:

[_Shrek_]

Just curious, Lily... why did you specify 'men' in your request?

maybe coz there toys are attached :drool:

[_Shrek_]

maybe coz there toys are attached :drool:



:Oops: mrs SLR just sore this :bash: :dodge:

[2wheeldrifter]

Kiwi girls don't know anything about sport? I could talk these guys under the table about rugby etc.


What else could you do under the table? :shifty:




Could help it, just kidding with ya...:laugh:

[FilthyLuka]

What else could you do under the table? :shifty:


probably drink you under it :bleh:

[2wheeldrifter]

probably drink you under it :bleh:

say "Drink what"......:woohoo:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

So she likes guys. How suspicious eh! We're truly in the Helengrad era in NZ, soon there will be a Stasi-like organisation reporting on heterosexual behaviour committed by women towards men. Geez...

[HDTboy]

What else could you do under the table? :shifty:


I'm pretty sure buffy'd give oral sex under a table

[Mr Skid]

I'm pretty sure buffy'd give oral sex under a tableN.B. table optional.

[2wheeldrifter]

I'm pretty sure buffy'd give oral sex under a table


Oh true.... what a good chick buffy :2thumbsup

[Bikernereid]

Being dyslexic is always a bind but I try my best and as a psychologist I would spell check any work!!

[Bikernereid]

Have to thank the lovely gent who took me out on an awesome ride today (on the bike before anyone starts putting slanderous crap about me looking for a shag) on SH22, made great and intellectual conversation and was a star.

[slowpoke]

Have to thank the lovely gent who took me out on an awesome ride today (on the bike before anyone starts putting slanderous crap about me looking for a shag) on SH22, made great and intellectual conversation and was a star.

Hmmmm, definitely doesn't sound like anyone on here.............

[DMNTD]

So she likes guys. How suspicious eh! We're truly in the Helengrad era in NZ, soon there will be a Stasi-like organisation reporting on heterosexual behaviour committed by women towards men. Geez...

LOL...agreed mate. Hard case watching the nails come out eh :baby: :jerry:

[Nonbeliever]

Have to thank the lovely gent who took me out on an awesome ride today (on the bike before anyone starts putting slanderous crap about me looking for a shag) on SH22, made great and intellectual conversation and was a star.

so, did he stick it in yo poopa or what?

[Bikernereid]

Tutt tutt young man what are you like!!


so, did he stick it in yo poopa or what?

[marty]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112936368

[Pixie]

Kiwi girls don't know anything about sport? I could talk these guys under the table about rugby etc.



I might PM you next time I suffer from insomnia :laugh:

“Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.” Earnest Hemingway

[Pixie]

so, did he stick it in yo poopa or what?

Is this place a psychologist's playground,or what?

[NUTBAR]

Tutt tutt young man what are you like!!

must apoigize for some of the mindless crap on here!:oi-grr::bash:
unfortunatly some people on here dont know how to treat or talk to a lady right.

[Waylander]

Tutt tutt young man what are you like!!
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?

must apoigize for some of the mindless crap on here!:oi-grr::bash:
unfortunatly some people on here dont know how to treat or talk to a lady right.
:no::laugh:

If this guy offers you a ride B.N. take it up, dude knows what he's doing.

[Conquiztador]

One girl is searching for a 50+ guy for a steady relationship, and everyone gives her support.

Another comes to our country for a short while and wants to meet a guy with a bike, and the claws come out...

Did she get on to your territory???

You go Lily!!

[Bikernereid]

Nice to see that there are some more decent people on here who support someone travelling round with the aim of moving here to live and work.

I am pleased to say that again today I was taken out for an amazing ride by a bloode good rider-OWNER who was a good crack and a spot on bloke to spend time with.

The more time I spend here the more I am convinced that this is where I want to set up home and hanging out with cool biker PEOPLE has just helped to entrench the very positive image I already had of Kiwis.

Thanks everyone who has shown the hand of friendship, has offered ride out and advice about working and living here. It has been very much appreciated. :rockon:


One girl is searching for a 50+ guy for a steady relationship, and everyone gives her support.

Another comes to our country for a short while and wants to meet a guy with a bike, and the claws come out...

Did she get on to your territory???

You go Lily!!

[Trudes]

We PEOPLE are not really that bad then? The scenery is nice too eh.:sunny:

[Nonbeliever]

must apoigize for some of the mindless crap on here!:oi-grr::bash:
unfortunatly some people on here dont know how to treat or talk to a lady right.

Somehow I don't think my comment will have offended her as I think she's rather open minded. If ya know what I mean ?...maybe not

[Bikernereid]

I am open-minded (and being a little mad also helps I guess) I just don't like people spouting crap about someone they never met. No you didn't offend me hun!!

[skidMark]

Met lily last night at the new years party....really nice women.

:Playnice:

[one-speed]

welcome to kb

[AllanB]

Hey its the 1st HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Nonbeliever]

I am open-minded (and being a little mad also helps I guess) I just don't like people spouting crap about someone they never met. No you didn't offend me hun!!

I know (see bravo??).

good to have you in the country n1mpho

[owner]

Well done Lily!:banana:
For teaching me what a good passenger is. Shes Awesome!
next time Im getting us some sliders:2thumbsup ,joke
I love sportbikes as much as Lily does and it was my pleasurr
We travelled up 16 to parkiri went off road to matakana onto Snells beach
Back though Woodcocks road Didnt see 1 :Police: all day.
Thanks again

[Waylander]

(and being a little mad also helps I guess)
Is that a good thing in a psychologist?

Well I suppose it takes one to know one, so who better to tell crazy people they're crazy than a crazy person....

[McJim]

I'd still reccommend getting yer own bike - pillion passengers make the bike feel really weird. I bought my wife a faster bike then mine (that way I get to see her sexy butt more often too!:love:)

[Disco Dan]

I'd still reccommend getting yer own bike - pillion passengers make the bike feel really weird. I bought my wife a faster bike then mine (that way I get to see her sexy butt more often too!:love:)

Very clever!! :clap:

[Bikernereid]

Anytime hun, anything for thrills n spills!!

It is easy to be a good pillion with someone who knows how to ride and can read the roads well!! You rock!! :devil2:

[Mr Skid]

Hi Biker1nmpho.
I've got a Virago 250 I could take you out on, it's a capable road bike with good handling characteristics and a top speed of 85 mph.

[Bikernereid]

Are you nuts I do have taste you know!!!!!!!!!! I like my bikes like my men; hard, fast and with muscle!!!!

[Conquiztador]

Are you nuts I do have taste you know!!!!!!!!!! I like my bikes like my men; hard, fast and with muscle!!!!

Never felt a soft bike. Where can I find one??

[Mr Skid]

Are you nuts I do have taste you know!!!!!!!!!! I like my bikes like my men; hard, fast and with muscle!!!!But.. but.. The v-twin also gives the Virago 250 a deep exhaust note that parallel twins are incapable of producing.

I'd even replace the sprockets so that the gearing is taller. Taller gearing requires less frequent shifting and returns even better fuel economy. :banana:

[Bikernereid]

Is all I hear. Sad pathet.ic argument for a sad pathetic bike. Show me Busa and I might be interested


But.. but.. The v-twin also gives the Virago 250 a deep exhaust note that parallel twins are incapable of producing.

I'd even replace the sprockets so that the gearing is taller. Taller gearing requires less frequent shifting and returns even better fuel economy. :banana:

[imdying]

Is all I hear. Sad pathet.ic argument for a sad pathetic bike. Show me Busa and I might be interestedYou're entitled to your own priorities, but it's worth noting that a man can always upgrade his ride. A dickhead will always be a dickhead no matter what he's on though :scooter: Depending on what you're after of course... ;)

[Conquiztador]

Is all I hear. Sad pathet.ic argument for a sad pathetic bike. Show me Busa and I might be interested

He offers you a ride, he even offers to modify the bike for you. The least you could do is tell him to fuck off nicely!

I am sooo glad I did not ride my Nifty 50 all the way up to Akl. Would have been such a long and lonely ride home...

[Mr Skid]

Show me Busa and I might be interestedBusa Pete? I think he 'showed' himself to everyone on New Years didn't he?

[Bikernereid]

How do you modify a moutain bike into the bike he offered???????????? Bloody smart mechanic me thinks!!


He offers you a ride, he even offers to modify the bike for you. The least you could do is tell him to fuck off nicely!

I am sooo glad I did not ride my Nifty 50 all the way up to Akl. Would have been such a long and lonely ride home...

[Mr Skid]

You're entitled to your own priorities, but it's worth noting that a man can always upgrade his ride. A dickhead will always be a dickhead no matter what he's on though :scooter: Depending on what you're after of course... ;)

He offers you a ride, he even offers to modify the bike for you. The least you could do is tell him to fuck off nicely!

I am sooo glad I did not ride my Nifty 50 all the way up to Akl. Would have been such a long and lonely ride home...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_Virago#Yamaha_Virago_250

[Mr Skid]

How do you modify a moutain bike into the bike he offered???????????? Bloody smart mechanic me thinks!!You can sit on the handle bars if you want. :banana:

[jrandom]

The Virago is not my favourite two fiddy. The one time I rode one, I had the distinct impression that it was slower than the FXR150 I owned at the time.

And, Mr Skid, don't forget that you're always welcome to borrow Betty if you're desperate to get the "I'm cool because I took Bikern1mpho for a ride on a motorbicycle" patch.

[Colapop]

www.Dictionary.com
vi·ra·go /vɪˈrɑgoʊ, -ˈreɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled

Pronunciation[vi-rah-goh, -rey-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -goes, -gos.

1. a loud-voiced, ill-tempered, scolding woman; shrew.

Hmmm.... <_<

[Pixie]

Met lily last night at the new years party....really nice women.

:Playnice:

So she's a bunch of lillies?

[Waylander]

www.Dictionary.com (http://www.Dictionary.com)
vi·ra·go /vɪˈrɑgoʊ, -ˈreɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled

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–noun, plural -goes, -gos.

1. a loud-voiced, ill-tempered, scolding woman; shrew.

Hmmm.... <_<
Have you met mine yet?
Fair description.

[jrandom]

I just had a thought.

Lily presumably knows the dictum of pillioning: "Gas, grass or arse, nobody rides for free."

Since she's already stipulated that her arse is off the table, I assume yous fullas taking her out are receiving either tanks of gas, or quantities of cannabis.

If it's the latter, count me in.

:2thumbsup

[Maha]

www.Dictionary.com
vi·ra·go /vɪˈrɑgoʊ, -ˈreɪ-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled

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–noun, plural -goes, -gos.

1. a loud-voiced, ill-tempered, scolding woman; shrew.

Hmmm.... <_<

I love you even more now.....das funny....:laugh:

[Bikernereid]

Never kisses and tells, so you will just have to assume away!! And as I am a 'Class A' good girl it wouldn't be dope that I was giving them!!


I just had a thought.

Lily presumably knows the dictum of pillioning: "Gas, grass or arse, nobody rides for free."

Since she's already stipulated that her arse is off the table, I assume yous fullas taking her out are receiving either tanks of gas, or quantities of cannabis.

If it's the latter, count me in.

:2thumbsup

[Smokin]

If your ever down this way mate you can come for a spin with us, you might need a change of clothes tho as we don't dodge puddles.

[imdying]

Never kisses and tells, so you will just have to assume away!! And as I am a 'Class A' good girl it wouldn't be dope that I was giving them!!Cannabis is 'Class C' in New Zealand isn't it? :whistle:

[Bikernereid]

And where might that be? I don't mind getting dirty, not a girly girl at all.

[Bikernereid]

Never do Class C as I am a Class A girly.


Cannabis is 'Class C' in New Zealand isn't it? :whistle:

[Grahameeboy]

Never do Class C as I am a Class A girly.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Classy-Girl

[Bikernereid]

Thanks for that but the thought of reading fashion magazines makes me want to shoot myself in the head; a far more useful way of spending ones time!!

[Maha]

Not good....messy and noisey....bit like DD's bike.....:2guns::love:

[terbang]

A wee while back one of these threads started and followed a similar routine, with our keen lass being accused of all sorts of evils including being an undercover cop..! Mrs T was cool with the idea so I offered her the rear perch on my Busa. Guess what? She was the real thing, a nice and normal lady who wanted to get out there on a bike. Just as simple as that really. She was bitten by the bike bug, now owns two bikes and frequents this site on a regular basis. Strange things sure do happen on motorcycle forums..!

[Smokin]

And where might that be? I don't mind getting dirty, not a girly girl at all.

South Island, ya know,on the other side of the fence where the grass is greener. :chase:

[Conquiztador]

When you first come on here you are supposed to be in awe of the oldies.
You are supposed to ask silly questions that the oldies can easily answer.
Then you are supposed to ask what bike you should upgrade to.
Then slowly you will be allowed to say what you think and pee in a corner to mark your spot.

To enter this forum having balls to say straight what you want (AND being a female AND not having a bike) was always gonna get the smartazzes to try to outdo each oters with cheap remarks.

But you are handling it well. And I am sure nothing said on here will change your sleeping habits.

If you end up in HB I am sure you will notice a big difference and you will realise that real NZ starts below the Bombay Hills...

[Bikernereid]

Have no idea about HB but thanks for having decent intellect and saying what you believe.

Although I am only here for a short time I am HOPING to emmigrate here and I am sure that even when back in the UK I will stay an active member of KB; I am not a fair weather KBer!!

I am sure that I will ask all those questions at some point but as the scars of brother selling my CBR600 are still raw I will leave the adult questions for a while!!

Sleeping habits are screwed as I suffer with insomnia but you nevr know what moving to the southern hemisphere will bring :woohoo:


When you first come on here you are supposed to be in awe of the oldies.
You are supposed to ask silly questions that the oldies can easily answer.
Then you are supposed to ask what bike you should upgrade to.
Then slowly you will be allowed to say what you think and pee in a corner to mark your spot.

To enter this forum having balls to say straight what you want (AND being a female AND not having a bike) was always gonna get the smartazzes to try to outdo each oters with cheap remarks.

But you are handling it well. And I am sure nothing said on here will change your sleeping habits.

If you end up in HB I am sure you will notice a big difference and you will realise that real NZ starts below the Bombay Hills...

[Bikernereid]

You see the first day I am not on a bike and what happens to the weather!!

Hopefully when I head to NP with Nadroj tomorrow the weather will improve again.

[crazefox]

You see the first day I am not on a bike and what happens to the weather!!

Hopefully when I head to NP with Nadroj tomorrow the weather will improve again.

Be carefull in NP they bite

[u4ea]

You see the first day I am not on a bike and what happens to the weather!!

Hopefully when I head to NP with Nadroj tomorrow the weather will improve again.

HEHE Welcome to KB!!!!!!I have to say I love ya style and you've got some some serious attitude! Good on ya for bursting through the door of KB :laugh:but we were all gate crashers at some stage!!!!Hope the weather does improve for ya jaunt out tomorrow .There are soooo many awesome :niceone:places here in NZ and it takes bugger all time to get there..coast to coast,round the mount..Rock on Chik!!:msn-wink:

[telliman]

HEHE Welcome to KB!!!!!!I have to say I love ya style and you've got some some serious attitude! Good on ya for bursting through the door of KB :laugh:but we were all gate crashers at some stage!!!!Hope the weather does improve for ya jaunt out tomorrow .There are soooo many awesome :niceone:places here in NZ and it takes bugger all time to get there..coast to coast,round the mount..Rock on Chik!!:msn-wink:

cawabunga dude, rock on!:doobey:

[mstriumph]

threads come
and threads go
and some ...... sorta resurrect .. :(

[ElCoyote]

I am not sexist and do not have anything against women on bikes it is just that I prefer to hang out with men as they usually know more about rugby, cricket and ftootball than most chicks I know. Lily x


ftootball isn't one of my ball sports, when you come back could I book some lessons?

Rfgards

[ElCoyote]

What else could you do under the table? :shifty:




Could help it, just kidding with ya...:laugh:

Back off Monica.........you promised

[ElCoyote]

Are you nuts I do have taste you know!!!!!!!!!! I like my bikes like my men; hard, fast and with muscle!!!!

How about hard, fast biker, slow, with muscle?

[ElCoyote]

Is all I hear. Sad pathet.ic argument for a sad pathetic bike. Show me Busa and I might be interested

I'll show you mine, you show me yours:yes:

[ElCoyote]

And where might that be? I don't mind getting dirty, not a girly girl at all.

Dirty girl methinks.............goes to bed holding that thought

[FilthyLuka]

Be carefull in NP they bite

Ah! I see we have someone trained in the art of 'naki... very good

[owner]

Sorry MATE shes all booked out


ftootball isn't one of my ball sports, when you come back could I book some lessons?

Rfgards

[Disco Dan]

Sorry MATE shes all booked out

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[Bikernereid]

But always a good girl!!


Dirty girl methinks.............goes to bed holding that thought

[Bikernereid]

Excuse me since when did I turn into somethig that was booked out!!!

Noone will ever own me you are just borrowing me for as long as it suits me!!!:nono:

Just as I do not own you either!!



Sorry MATE shes all booked out

[Disco Dan]

Excuse me since when did I turn into somethig that was booked out!!!

Noone will ever own me you are just borrowing me for as long as it suits me!!!:nono:

Did u not see your new tatoo? uv been marked!!!

[Bikernereid]

Not interested in giving anyone lessons, have better things to do with my time (Honda CBR and its owner).


ftootball isn't one of my ball sports, when you come back could I book some lessons?

Rfgards

[n0regret5]

i have a position on my crotch rocket. by crotch rocket i CLEARLY mean my bike..not as a euphemism for my penis...hah! next time i'm in auckland i'll give you a message, seeing as you were so nice to me in the first place..:-)

[Bikernereid]

Thanks for the offer. Always looking to go out on bikes so long as the rider realises that I am just there for the bike and company, nothing else. Not that I am up my own arse just don't want any misunderstandings!!

And hey don't go telling everyone I am nice you will dispell the myth.


i have a position on my crotch rocket. by crotch rocket i CLEARLY mean my bike..not as a euphemism for my penis...hah! next time i'm in auckland i'll give you a message, seeing as you were so nice to me in the first place..:-)

[Bikernereid]

How did you know I was getting a new branding? You been spying and eaves dropping?


Did u not see your new tatoo? uv been marked!!!

[n0regret5]

Thanks for the offer. Always looking to go out on bikes so long as the rider realises that I am just there for the bike and company, nothing else. Not that I am up my own arse just don't want any misunderstandings!!

And hey don't go telling everyone I am nice you will dispell the myth.

oh yeh..right. since you were such a..nasty...beyatch? hahaha!!

and yeh..i get the thing about the bike..i like taking pillions cos it adds to the riding experience, i don't plan on anything other than getting an experience! anything else is bonus material..;-)

[Sparky Bills]

HAHA! Gota love the internet....:innocent:

[Bikernereid]

Always nasty me <_<


oh yeh..right. since you were such a..nasty...beyatch? hahaha!!

and yeh..i get the thing about the bike..i like taking pillions cos it adds to the riding experience, i don't plan on anything other than getting an experience! anything else is bonus material..;-)

Pillioning is as much as I will be able to do for a while ocne I get there and love NP so sounds good. Will see if I can drag OWNER and sAsLEX down too.

[n0regret5]

Always nasty me <_<



Pillioning is as much as I will be able to do for a while ocne I get there and love NP so sounds good. Will see if I can drag OWNER and sAsLEX down too.

nice! go hard. always keen to go for rides, only rider mates i have are either too busy or out of town..funny biker gang though, got ben on a vrod, brian on a ktm990, marc on a duke 916 biposto, me on my TL and andrew on a honda silverwing 650 scooter..and sometimes paul on a cbr250r..badical!!

[Bikernereid]

I was down there with sAsLEX but unfortunately it was sans motorbike. I did get to wizz around the NP district with nadroj on his busa for a decent amount of ks and then head back to auckland with OWNER. Must admit I move the road round there especially when on the back of a really mint sports bike. Just don't tell anyone I just classed a Honda CBR 600 RR as a mint sports bike!!

I will be getting my license in NZ instead of the UK so will be pootling round on a little wee bike for a while so pillioning will be a nice way to get the speed fix.

[jrandom]

Not that I am up my own arse just don't want any misunderstandings!!

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[Disco Dan]

Gosh you still looking for ride outs girly??? :scooter::scooter:

[Bikernereid]

People are still offering so getting prepared for when I come back to NZ!!


Gosh you still looking for ride outs girly??? :scooter::scooter:

[jrandom]

People are still offering...

Only because we have some sympathy for the poor battered arse of a woman whose man insists on riding a 600cc racebike with a pillion seat the size of a postage stamp.

:hug:

[Bikernereid]

I love being on a postage stamp and to be honest I don't feel that comfortable on any other bike. I do pillion on other bikes but I LOVE being perched insanely high on the back of a certain 600.

But I do love the consideration shown for my arse, thanks.


Only because we have some sympathy for the poor battered arse of a woman whose man insists on riding a 600cc racebike with a pillion seat the size of a postage stamp.

:hug:

[Disco Dan]

But I do love the consideration shown for my arse, thanks.

Any other parts you would like considered? :cool:

[jrandom]

I do love the consideration shown for my arse...

At least you've started spelling 'arse' correctly.

[Bikernereid]

why should spelling come between friends? The sentiment is the same.


At least you've started spelling 'arse' correctly.

[Bikernereid]

My poor knees consider them.


Any other parts you would like considered? :cool:

[jrandom]

... come between friends

I think maybe if I'd had more coffee this morning I could make a good spitroast joke here.

[Bikernereid]

That is so rank it is untrue. Spitroasting is just eeeuuuuurg ande scummy!!


I think maybe if I'd had more coffee this morning I could make a good spitroast joke here.

[jrandom]

Spitroasting is just eeeuuuuurg ande scummy!!

I dunno, eh, I had some lamb done on a spit at an engagement party once that was absolutely superb. You just don't get the same flavour and texture any other way.

Goddammit, I'm not even that hungry and I'm already salivating.

[Bikernereid]

Please don't metion food as I quit smoking last week and all I can do is eat and eat and eat at the mo!


I dunno, eh, I had some lamb done on a spit at an engagement party once that was absolutely superb. You just don't get the same flavour and texture any other way.

Goddammit, I'm not even that hungry and I'm already salivating.

[jrandom]

I quit smoking last week and all I can do is eat and eat and eat at the mo!

*PMs owner with a link to websites selling extra-heavy-duty rear suspension upgrades*

[Bikernereid]

The max I have ever been is 9 stone so no worry about suspension. Luckily for owner I am a skinny minny and always will be.

But food parcels always welcome!!


*PMs owner with a link to websites selling extra-heavy-duty rear suspension upgrades*

[Mr Skid]

*PMs owner with a link to websites selling extra-heavy-duty rear suspension upgrades*Perhaps JSG's mum could comment about the leaf suspension on her Hayabusa? :cry:

[Disco Dan]

The max I have ever been is 9 stone so no worry about suspension. Luckily for owner I am a skinny minny and always will be.

But food parcels always welcome!!

How about a silver swan?

[Bikernereid]

Throat losengers and food parcels are all that is required.

Not smoking sucks; you are supposed to be healthier (throat is sore as buggery) and save cash (spending even more than the usual fortune I spend on food).