Shaggin' on, over, in, under a bike!

[Kittyhawk]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

Shagged on or up against one??

Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!

[xwhatsit]

On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?

[NUTBAR]

On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?

change the oil!

[Disco Dan]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

Shagged on or up against one??

Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, ZX11

[TonyB]

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! .... ZX11So you're a chubby chaser then Dan?

[gijoe1313]

On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?

Now which one could you ride furtherest with some oiling up? :o :msn-wink: :devil2:

[jrandom]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike...

Are you actually as preoccupied with sexual intercourse as you appear to be, or is just a mask for some other more complex oddity?

[Trudes]

I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!! :drool:








Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.:innocent:

[Kittyhawk]

On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?

LMAO! As long as both are lubed it's all good. What works for some may not work for others...


Are you actually as preoccupied with sexual intercourse as you appear to be, or is just a mask for some other more complex oddity?

Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...

[vixter]

Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...
hmmm know the feeling......

[ceebie13]

I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!! :drool:








Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.:innocent:

Good job I spotted the small print Trudes... I was about to inject some suitable witticism. Instead I'll just wish you and Nigel a fabbo new year.
In fact that goes to all reading this.

[Supermoto Junkie]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

Shagged on or up against one??

Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!

I do recall a trip to the A&E for treatment for a nasty burn after a the side stand on my bike gave way and i ended up straddling the muffler, wouldn't have been so bad i had pants on...............Try riding a TL1000r with out sitting on the seat for an hour:doctor:

[TOTO]

muhahahahahaa you like some kinky sh*t ay lol :niceone:

[Kendog]

I wouldn't mind shagging somewhere near Kiwifruit's bike!!! :drool:

Shagging my hubby that is, in view of that horney thing.:innocent:

Hmmmm, wonder if he will let me borrow his bike :devil2:

[flame]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,

Shagged on or up against one??

Anyone dropped the bike in the process?? Snapped a paddock stand?

Fark, I've seen some horny bikes lately!!! ZX10, ZX10, ZX10, Superduke, Firestorm...

Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!

OMG.....would one of you dudes just give this chick a decent shag FFS! or buy her a toy with a months supply of batteries! geesh:yawn:

[MTW]

I did "attempt" to shag on a Gixxer 750 years ago, I'm talking 12 years ago. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.

In hindsight we'd have been better off going inside rather than trying on the bike in front of the garage.

I guess lying next to the bike makes the most sense, then if there is a free hand, you can rub a tyre or the chain or whatever does it for you. :gob:

[Kflasher]

Even on a paddock stand it pays to wrap a rubber band to tie the front brake on to avoid rolling off...:innocent:

As for sexy bikes out there I would have to agree the ZX10 is on the top of my list.:yes:

[FilthyLuka]

I guess lying next to the bike makes the most sense, then if there is a free hand, you can rub a tyre or the chain or whatever does it for you. :gob:

Chain lube does not make good lube in other scenarios. DAMHIK

[Badger8]

Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...

Surely there's another way to get your daily fix of something big and shiny vibrating between your legs? ;) :Punk:

[FilthyLuka]

Surely there's another way to get your daily fix of something big and shiny vibrating between your legs? ;) :Punk:

What he said

Don't leave a mess

[Badger8]

What he said

Don't leave a mess

"Love... The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket..." ;)

[Kittyhawk]

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

:argh:

LMAO

[fireball]

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

:argh:

LMAO

its ok kitty there is help available and you already know her number......

but if you need a bike to play with you know you can use my wee beastie doesnt go fast but its a bike and you look so funny on it..... (no you cant get the pegs down)

[Badger8]

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

:argh:

LMAO

i dunno, i guess in a similar way that every other thread seems to end up there? :bleh:


Wouldn't be too worried, half the people on here probably aren't doin any better! ;)

[Kittyhawk]

its ok kitty there is help available and you already know her number......

but if you need a bike to play with you know you can use my wee beastie doesnt go fast but its a bike and you look so funny on it..... (no you cant get the pegs down)

I better buy you a set of footpegs before I borrow your bike...nah my fix is doing jumps on that CD250. Almost high sided it in the swamp, then caught grass on fire doing a burn out..there was a bit of smoke oosing too..must be cos of the worn tire.


i dunno, i guess in a similar way that every other thread seems to end up there? :bleh:


Wouldn't be too worried, half the people on here probably aren't doin any better! ;)

Yea what's with that :oi-grr:
I say they would be doing better, cos they have a bike at least lol!!

[Badger8]

Yea what's with that :oi-grr:
I say they would be doing better, cos they have a bike at least lol!!

Nah, after all that constant vibration over the years, they struggle to get it up. and even then their boys are swimmin in circles :D
I'm about 3 miles up shit creek, hard to pull chicks on a GN! :lol:

[fireball]

I better buy you a set of footpegs before I borrow your bike...nah my fix is doing jumps on that CD250. Almost high sided it in the swamp, then caught grass on fire doing a burn out..there was a bit of smoke oosing too..must be cos of the worn tire.


ok next time you head out that way call me..... she wouldnt let me trash the CD im so jealous, thats almost as good as sex ya know!

[ceebie13]

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

:argh:

LMAO

We could be forgiven for thinking that this was your intention, Sheryl. :yes:

[FilthyLuka]

its ok kitty there is help available and you already know her number......


hot... :cool:

[Kittyhawk]

We could be forgiven for thinking that this was your intention, Sheryl. :yes:

LOL now how do you know my name???

I would hate to think of doing a road trip, visiting Wgtn and Chch, people know me I dont know them...

:buggerd:anybody?

[FilthyLuka]

:buggerd:anybody?

im sure you can find a couple willing folk here on KB

wait... that not what you meant?

:Oops:

[Kittyhawk]

ok next time you head out that way call me..... she wouldnt let me trash the CD im so jealous, thats almost as good as sex ya know!

Oh yea it was great fun, grinding hard down on those pegs, sparks going, getting a little bit of air doing a jump horny stuff!!


Nah, after all that constant vibration over the years, they struggle to get it up. and even then their boys are swimmin in circles :D
I'm about 3 miles up shit creek, hard to pull chicks on a GN! :lol:

I dont want to know about your fisting techniques dear:no:


hot... :cool:

Come join us for a "blat" then hahahahha

[fireball]

hot... :cool:

yeah and we know it!

[Badger8]

I dont want to know about your fisting techniques dear:no:


3 miles tho... pretty impressive eh? ;) :rofl:


oh dear... if only my mother could see me now... she'd be so proud... :D

[FilthyLuka]

Come join us for a "blat" then hahahahha

Might just have to take you up on that offer

[fireball]

Oh yea it was great fun, grinding hard down on those pegs, sparks going, getting a little bit of air doing a jump horny stuff!!


so how much of the pegs are left enough to go another round?

[ceebie13]

LOL now how do you know my name???

It's lurking in the URL of your personal home page listed on your KB profile.

Poirou :)

[Swoop]

Chain lube does not make good lube in other scenarios. DAMHIK
Much the same as clingfilm and a rubber band does not constitute a condom...

hard to pull chicks on a GN! :lol:
It is not the size of the item, it is how you use it. Apparently.

[Kittyhawk]

so how much of the pegs are left enough to go another round?

oh theres half pegs left I think..


It's lurking in the URL of your personal home page listed on your KB profile.

Poirou :)

Geez someone went to that home page thing, I thought it was just to make my profile look intelligent...I forgot the password to it so haven't been into it for a long time!!



Much the same as clingfilm and a rubber band does not constitute a condom...

It is not the size of the item, it is how you use it. Apparently.

Much like the difference between KY and deep heat...

As for the size..and performance...oh gees dont get me started...I found a decent cock once, but it didnt know how to be used! *kb name here *

[Maha]

Whose either licked fairings, or moistened themselves over a horny bike,
Oh geez the list goes on, and moistens!!

Theres was this one time, after the cheesecutter ride, i had water balst the pillion part of the seat when i got home, now who was it on the back that day?.....:shifty:

[skidMark]

On a similar note, if you had to choose between booking a hotel with the girlfriend on New Year's Eve, and buying engine oil in order to change the oil within the recommended interval, which would you choose?


engine oil, at least the bike will appreciate it, and let you ride her however you want.

[FilthyLuka]

Much like the difference between KY and deep heat...


ow ow ow ow ow ow

That would be so uncool (see the pun, hehehe)

OOOWWWWWWW!!!

:crybaby:

Ahh dude, i like getting walked on by a chick in stilettos and leather as much as the next guy but DAMN thats too far....

ow

[Swoop]

I found a decent cock once, but it didnt know how to be used! *kb name here *
Oh dear!

If a list of cocks on KB were ever made...:gob:

[Trudes]

OMG, where do I start? So many cocks, so little time!!

[Trudes]

OMG, where do I start? So many cocks, so little time!!

Who is it that keeps hacking into my account????

[ceebie13]

OMG, where do I start? So many cocks, so little time!!

How about a list of dicks then.... ahem!! Might be shorter!

[FilthyLuka]

ten characters

[LilSel]

thats almost as good as sex ya know!

?? :crazy:... :killingme

[Trudes]

How about a list of dicks then.... ahem!! Might be shorter!

I'm sure that's what the random hacker meant......
You'd be number 1 Uncle Dick.

[fireball]

I'm sure that's what the random hacker meant......
You'd be number 1 Uncle Dick.

you can all fight amongst yourselves for the dicks :lol:

[scracha]

Once upon a time, back in the days of ZXR750's and Yamaha Genesis', a drunken girlie was on the back of a Scotsman's FZ400. Twas the wee small hours and they were just passing Edinburgh airport after a night out in the city. Having consumed too many cola's (joy's of driving) the Scotsman had to stop for a pish. Drunken girlie thinks the tartain tadger is getting whipped out but for a different reason. Cue him trying to get her off bike. The need to pee really badly takes over so he runs off behind a tree. Thinking shag might not be a bad option, he finishes his pish and jogs back to his bike (and the one she was sat on). Girlie tries to get off the bike, bike falls over. Scotsman instantly loses boner. Holed fairing and alternator cover necessitate caning bike 25 miles home before the oil ran out. Not a word was spoken all the way home.

[Badger8]

Much the same as clingfilm and a rubber band does not constitute a condom...

It is not the size of the item, it is how you use it. Apparently.

*Holds up a black garbage sack* "Hefty hefty hefty" *Holds up a condom* "Wimpy wimpy wiiiimpy" :rofl:

And as for the ol quip of "it's not the size of the waves, but the motion of the ocean"...
As spouted by guys with small dicks the world over...

Oh no he di`int! :gob:

[Kittyhawk]

Oh dear!

If a list of cocks on KB were ever made...:gob:
Ok...top of the list, and being exposed to some scenes which will haunt me forever You'll have to watch the vid clip I will post about what went on last night with what indy does in a swimming pool by himself.

Indiana Jones,
Renegade Master
Skidmark
Limpdick


*Holds up a black garbage sack* "Hefty hefty hefty" *Holds up a condom* "Wimpy wimpy wiiiimpy" :rofl:

And as for the ol quip of "it's not the size of the waves, but the motion of the ocean"...
As spouted by guys with small dicks the world over...

Oh no he di`int! :gob:
Look Im a fat bitch....MASTER Tart to some* so the motion of the ocean, when the stomach gets a flowing.......... he's heading into a damn tidal wave...I could almost feel sorry for the poor bastard

*Master Tart is a corporation desgined by Kittyhawk tarts for tarts where jelly fights with naked women is a must. Playfights are a plentyful and sexual urges are just go go go..no men allowed to participate but spectators welcome.

[Badger8]

*Master Tart is a corporation desgined by Kittyhawk tarts for tarts where jelly fights with naked women is a must. Playfights are a plentyful and sexual urges are just go go go..no men allowed to participate but spectators welcome.

Spectators you say? :shifty::innocent:

[Big Dog]

Yep.
In bedroom, on my old GPX, engine running. Shifting gears and reving at random and maneagable intervals. Hanging on to brake lever for dear life.

Tried her arched back and her leaning forward.

Neighbors thought we were trying to gas ourselves, so the second time the garage door was left up. (For those who are confused by this, there was no wall between my room and the garage).

This made for some strange looks in the 'hood over the following weeks...

[R6_kid]

got given a blowjob on a vespa a few years back!

[Subike]

on the tram road comming in from Oxford, late summers night..........
Now that was a double bagger ride!!!!
Thank god a bike goes in a straight line, when your hands are otherwise occupied/:niceone:

[scumdog]

on the tram road comming in from Oxford, late summers night..........
Now that was a double bagger ride!!!!
Thank god a bike goes in a straight line, when your hands are otherwise occupied/:niceone:

Now if your woman was as quick to go down on you as your bike was at the Staging Post you'ld be well chuffed, eh? eh?:whistle:

[gav]

OK, seriously, could a mod please explain how this thread can remain in GBR for what, 8-9 days now? And yet a serious thread advising of an upcoming ride in the Canterbury area, gets moved to R&R because someone mentions a recipe for B&E pie? :Oi:

[Big Dog]

OK, seriously, could a mod please explain how this thread can remain in GBR for what, 8-9 days now? And yet a serious thread advising of an upcoming ride in the Canterbury area, gets moved to R&R because someone mentions a recipe for B&E pie? :Oi:

Not a mod but, this stayed on topic, no one has complained and bikes are central to a sensational plot of sex and depravatity.

These seem like pretty good motives to me.

Why what did you come to kiwibiker for? Cooking tips?

[gijoe1313]

Take one litre of Valvoline two stroke oil, add to machine. Include two tyres and a smidgen of brake fluid. 10-18L of petroleum benzine product (also known as "gogas") to flavour.

Insert key, ensure neutral is selected and either kick away or use electrical starter. Ride till heart's content or until petroleum benzine product has been depleted.

Ensure spousal or love gratification unit is informed that "eggs must be cooked" upon returning. :whistle:

[Big Dog]

Take one litre of Valvoline two stroke oil, add to machine. Include two tyres and a smidgen of brake fluid. 10-18L of petroleum benzine product (also known as "gogas") to flavour.

Insert key, ensure neutral is selected and either kick away or use electrical starter. Ride till heart's content or until petroleum benzine product has been depleted.

Ensure spousal or love gratification unit is informed that "eggs must be cooked" upon returning. :whistle:
yup, no better underpant starch than a good ride.
Or should that be there is no better prelude to a ride than a ride?

[gijoe1313]

yup, no better underpant starch than a good ride.
Or should that be there is no better prelude to a ride than a ride?

That now entertains the thought of ... is it better to be the rider or the ridden, or ridden by the rider before a ride or should that be a rider doing the riding, ridden well will ride better?

Or riding a ridden rider that has or will ride will ride better? In all earnestly, riding well or not does not matter if you are the rider or ridden one, just riding will make up for it all! :scratch:

You know what I mean.... :rolleyes: ... if not, go for a ride! :msn-wink:

[gav]

Not a mod but, this stayed on topic, no one has complained and bikes are central to a sensational plot of sex and depravatity.

These seem like pretty good motives to me.

Why what did you come to kiwibiker for? Cooking tips?

OK, so who complained about this thread?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=63843
I don't believe a mod has answered why it was originally shifted?

Actually, I guess it sums up why I don't come to KB as much as I use too .....
Hmm, this place isn't run by Australians is it? :laugh:

[Big Dog]

OK, so who complained about this thread?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=63843
I don't believe a mod has answered why it was originally shifted?

Actually, I guess it sums up why I don't come to KB as much as I use too .....
Hmm, this place isn't run by Australians is it? :laugh:

Maybe there was not enough reference to sex in the recipe?:girlfight:

I have no ideas how the mods work, not one.
Will not even attempt to comment beyond the above humour.
PS. Good way to see your question is never fully answered is to publicly question moderators in a thread that they are not in.

[Big Dog]

That now entertains the thought of ... is it better to be the rider or the ridden, or ridden by the rider before a ride or should that be a rider doing the riding, ridden well will ride better?

Or riding a ridden rider that has or will ride will ride better? In all earnestly, riding well or not does not matter if you are the rider or ridden one, just riding will make up for it all! :scratch:

You know what I mean.... :rolleyes: ... if not, go for a ride! :msn-wink:
Given my choices at the moment, going for a ride is the only option. Maybe a rest then another ride, but a :ride: not a :msn-wink: not even a :spanking:...

[scracha]

got given a blowjob on a vespa a few years back!

Only men give oral sex to vespa riders :Police:

[NighthawkNZ]

Shagged on or up against one??
!

I sold my CB 250 years ago... it was just shagged... does that count? :blink:

[Kittyhawk]

I sold my CB 250 years ago... it was just shagged... does that count? :blink:

Lol did ya shag it!?:shutup:

[Paul in NZ]

I doubt it could be done on a sports bike though....