What's your driest/lame joke?

[EJK]

Well what you got?

bling for dry jokes that makes laugh

[FzerozeroT]

Whats brown and sticky.










A stick.

[Headbanger]

Whats brown and sticky.










A stick.

I laughed.:rockon:

[Headbanger]

What has 2 legs and bleeds.




















Half a dog.

[The Lone Rider]

A good one.

Go to a friend "Hey I got a great knock knock joke. Wanna hear?"
"Yeah ok"
"Sweet. You start the joke"

"Uh.. knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Um.. hey wait a minute!!"

[Drew]

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree would probably kill you?





























A pool table.

[awayatc]

which animal has five legs?.....

































A happy rottweiler....

[Kendog]

Jack had a sheep, Jill had a duck
They put them on the window sill to see if they would
















fall off

[Highlander]

What is the highlight of a Canibal wedding?




Toasting the Bride and Groom.

[Sully60]

A grasshopper flies into a pub and the barman says "We've got a beer named after you"
The grasshopper says "What.....you got a beer named Dave?

[kevfromcoro]

A young cowboy walks into a bar..sits down next to an old fella.
After a while the young cowboy sees the old man has a plate of chilli beans in front of him....
If u arent going to eat that,,,do u mind if i have it..
Sure says the old fella.
The young cowboy gets stuck into it.....
Nearlly finished and there is a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl...
The young fella chucks up, back in the bowl
Then the old says...yep ,, thats about where i got up to

[Hitcher]

What's got 12 legs, four tails and one eye?

Three blind mice and half a snapper.


What do you call a blind reindeer?

No idea.

What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?

Still no idea.

What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs and no pudenda?

Still no fucking idea.

[Highlander]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter what you call it, it still wont come to you.

[Mully]

What's long, hard and full of semen?






A Submarine

[Hitcher]

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your pajamas?


Grandma.

[EJK]

What did the subwoofer say?
















"Woof woof!"

[stify]

two elephants fell out of a plane


















boom boom

[FJRider]

My dog has no legs...every night I take him for a drag.

[awayatc]

Last years poll showed only 2 percent off men fell asleep rite afer having good satisfying sex.



The other 98 % got dressed and went home......

[Tony.OK]

Whats that horrible fatty bit around the clitoris called?













THE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

[jonbuoy]

Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with two bits of red wire hanging out of it, phones the police and says "bjesus I tink I found a sandwich wot looks like a baamb" operator asks "is it tiken?" paddy says "no I tink its beef"

[nudemetalz]

My dog got desexed and lost 2-stone. The operation was a balls-up.

[EJK]

What did the duck say when she laid a square egg?











"ouch"

[limbimtimwim]

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?

























CANCER

[Daffyd]

Psychiatrist: “When you were a child, did anything unusual happen to you?”
Patient: “When I was three my home ran away from me.”
Psychiatrist: “You mean you ran away from home?”
Patient: “No, my home ran away from me! We lived in a covered wagon and I fell out!”

[mitchilin]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?













He was looking for Pooh.

[EJK]

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?













He was looking for Pooh.

Bling awarded

[mitchilin]

Did you know the Red sea is so named because Cleopatra would bathe in it periodically?

[driftn]

How long did it take to fill the red sea?
















A bloody long period.

[driftn]

Whats white and stands in the middle of a field.






































A fridge on a picnic.