Wanted: a serious relationship

[NC]

No, seriously...

Seriously. No, Seriously.

:sick:

[autos]

i suppose you want a 39 yr old biker who would treat you decent and not cheat on ya etc etc.......................ooh that would be me........

[NC]

nope, you have a GN250

[Colapop]

So you don't want lovin' just serious...? How about Schoolmaster love? Cane me, baby, yeah!

[autos]

how shallow are you then lol? actually its a C50 but thanks for reminding me to change my profile hehe

[Riff Raff]

Stick with Mr Beefy then, hun.

[mynameis]

Heeeey hoow muucch ??

[scracha]

Heeeey hoow muucch ??

My relationship is a joke but it's much nicer than being serious.

[99TLS]

pick me :bleh:

[Colapop]

How about a stern relationship? Or just one that's slightly miffed?

[janno]

I would like a ridiculous relationship. Or maybe a ratified relationship.

Or perhaps a rarified relationship. A rorted relationship? A rounded relationship? A relative relationship . . .

[nadroj]

I would like a ridiculous relationship. Or maybe a ratified relationship.

Or perhaps a rarified relationship. A rorted relationship? A rounded relationship? A relative relationship . . .

Count the toes type?

[Conquiztador]

Better look for a serious guy then.

And how do you know that you have found him? Easy. When you are visiting Farmers together you are there!

[Colapop]

Count the toes type?
Are you serious?? Have you been serious? Could you be serious? Seriously...?

[Mully]

Should we introduce her to Sunhuntin??

I'll bring the Video camera........

[Morcs]

So when would you like an audition NC?

[The Pastor]

Im looking for a relation ship too, im 21, must be at least 7. and have no hangups about the age gap.

[jazbug5]

But, Ruth... I thought you were waiting for me...?






*sob*

[NC]

:2guns: I think this has back fired!

Teehee

[NC]

Should we introduce her to Sunhuntin??

I'll bring the Video camera........

I'm not 50, and I'm not a dude, dude!

[Disco Dan]

I'm not 50, and I'm not a dude, dude!

Yeah good luck with that.. :gob:

[Mully]

I'm not 50, and I'm not a dude, dude!

I didn't say it would be an immediate thing. I just figured if you were both looking, we could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

And I will be there to videotape it.

[NC]

I didn't say it would be an immediate thing. I just figured if you were both looking, we could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.

And I will be there to videotape it.

yeah...
that's not...good

[Maverick]

And you are asking on KB?? :chase: :rofl: right...

Yeah... good luck with that... :cool:

[NC]

And you are asking on KB?? :chase: :rofl: right...

Yeah... good luck with that... :cool:

It's a piss take ;)

[Mully]

yeah...
that's not...good

Really? Oh well, it was worth a try.

[NC]

Really? Oh well, it was worth a try.

yeah, narh... :p

[The Pastor]

It's a piss take ;)
as if it wernt blatently obviouis.

[Mully]

yeah, narh... :p

Yeah, well to be honest, I hadn't run it past Sunhuntin yet, so it was really going to be an uphill battle.

I guess I'm just an optimist.

[NC]

as if it wernt blatently obviouis.

But we know, some have to be told.

[The Pastor]

But we know, some have to be told.
mainly the woman aye, with the smaller brains and all.

[Colapop]

So you're saying that my answers have fallen on deaf ears and that I haven't really solved the crisis??? Oh come on, where is the love?

[The Pastor]

I have s0ome love for you colapop, indy just isnt enough!

[Colapop]

You encouraged that facial thing he's got didn't you? I think it's his Captain Ahab phase...? He should get onto the other 'Serious' thread maybe get himself a great white whale!

[sunhuntin]

You encouraged that facial thing he's got didn't you? I think it's his Captain Ahab phase...? He should get onto the other 'Serious' thread maybe get himself a great white whale!

thats a bit bloody rude

[skidMark]

No, seriously...

Seriously. No, Seriously.

:sick:


ok fine, but i will only put out to your sister.

[skidMark]

thats a bit bloody rude


yeah but it's true too

OWN3D

and yes we have nudity box off but all us fellas don't needa look at a cock either...u put a cock in ur sig on a male dominated site and we are the rude ones?

and no i'm not turning censorship on cus theres alot of nudity ticked things on this stie or censored avatars that are funny.

so yes we have every right to call you a desperate whale just looking for some dork.

SM

[sunhuntin]

if we have to look at tits and arse, then im sure you can tolerate a bit of balls and pegs. or is it just that the one in the photo is bigger than you?

[skidMark]

if we have to look at tits and arse, then im sure you can tolerate a bit of balls and pegs. or is it just that the one in the photo is bigger than you?


no it's just i'm not gay.

and all female bikers are butch lesbos anyways

or old n ugly ...so they can look at the nice tits and ass and get motivated, to call thier plastic surgeon.

my cock is perfect thanks...and no u cant test ride it.

[skidMark]

Thanks for the red rep Sunwhore.

i'm a wankstain oh noes!:shit:

[u4ea]

no it's just i'm not gay.

and all female bikers are butch lesbos anyways

or old n ugly ...so they can look at the nice tits and ass and get motivated, to call thier plastic surgeon.

my cock is perfect thanks...and no u cant test ride it.


You are such a charmer !!! :love:

[mstriumph]

................. A relative relationship . . .

no - that's only in Tasmania?? :rolleyes:

[janno]

no - that's only in Tasmania?? :rolleyes:

When I lived in Invers for a while in the mid 90's, a doctor at the hospital said Southland was where they could study inbreeding and the resulting genetic deformities.

True story.

Yes, he was serious.

[skidMark]

You are such a charmer !!! :love:


i know .....:love:

[imdying]

Thanks for the red rep Sunwhore.Just piss off. Any red you're getting from this thread you're earning... must be a novel concept for you. You should be grateful that the mods here are so free n easy, I'd have you picking boot shaped infractions outta your arse for months to come.

[Conquiztador]

Now now children, this sandbox is big enuf for all of us. If you want to kick sand just go to a corner where nobody else gets it in their eyes...

[vifferman]

If you want to kick sand just go to a corner where nobody else gets it in their eyes...
But that's no fun for the spectators. :corn:

[Mom]

mainly the woman aye, with the smaller brains and all.

Pushing your luck just a tad here dear :Playnice:


thats a bit bloody rude

They are teasing mate, lets face it you started the concept on a biker site, and are kind of reaping what you sowed so to speak.


But that's no fun for the spectators. :corn:

Be silent in the cheap seats......:jerry: :jerry: :jerry:

[Sanx]

I would like a ridiculous relationship. Or maybe a ratified relationship.

Or perhaps a rarified relationship. A rorted relationship? A rounded relationship? A relative relationship . . .

rooted relationship?


Im looking for a relation ship too, im 21, must be at least 7. and have no hangups about the age gap.

:sick:

[sunhuntin]

They are teasing mate, lets face it you started the concept on a biker site, and are kind of reaping what you sowed so to speak.


i have it from col that he wasnt joking... and is it too much to ask for some members to be serious for a change?

what exactly did i ever post to get this much shit flung back at me?

[Paul in NZ]

what exactly did i ever post to get this much shit flung back at me?


Its what passes for humour with the insecure people - don't worry about it....

[White trash]

and all female bikers are butch lesbos anyways

or old n ugly ...so they can look at the nice tits and ass and get motivated, to call thier plastic surgeon.


Mark mark mark, you've done it again. Gone and spouted off thinking you're truly hilarious and managed to offend most KBers in the proccess. Well done.

[Mom]

i have it from col that he wasnt joking... and is it too much to ask for some members to be serious for a change?

what exactly did i ever post to get this much shit flung back at me?

I seriously think you are reading a heap of shit into stuff at the moment love. Shhhhhhh, deep breaths and all that psycho babble you have heard many times. Really, Col is a lovely man, teases all the time. Me I am fat! Fatter than a fat thing in fact! He teases me too!

I am not sure that KB is the right forum to bare your soul on. I am yet to meet a complete areshole in person that posts on here. Apologies for the Irish.

Just try to see the bigger pic that is KB for a moment, asking for a serious relationship on here is like streaking across Eden Park at a Bledisloe cup game.

All that is going to happen is the crowd is going to go wild!

Hope this year surpasses last for you!

[Coyote]

A chick with a TLR.... hot damn!


I'm already in a getting serious relationship with an awesome wannabe biker lass. I'd be too young anyway

[NC]

ok fine, but i will only put out to your sister.

lol you'd never even get a chance with her :p

[cowpoos]

No, seriously...

Seriously. No, Seriously.

:sick:
WINJA misses you Roof...maybe you should log on to sportsbike.co.nz and go have a flirt with him?

[puddy]

Better look for a serious guy then.

And how do you know that you have found him? Easy. When you are visiting Farmers together you are there!
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Colapop]

i have it from col that he wasnt joking... and is it too much to ask for some members to be serious for a change?
what exactly did i ever post to get this much shit flung back at me?
I should be the bigger man and not respond to this - we've spoken SH, and you know what I said and why.

I'm a bastard.

[DMNTD]

...and all female bikers are butch lesbos anyways

Cool...good move bro.
So ya having a go at my missus now? Real healthy idea man...or are ya just jealous that she rides a mean arsed ZX14 and you ride...well ummmm....the bus



SM...if ignorance was bliss,you'd be orgasmic!

[Deviant Esq]

u put a cock in ur sig on a male dominated site and we are the rude ones?
Easy solutions for this problem:
1. Firefox. Ad Blocker Plus plugin. Right-click on image. Adblock image. Image gone, never to be seen again. Eyes safe from being gouged out once again. :niceone:
Hence why I never got all pissy at one of your old avatars - you know, the one that just kept looping around? I blocked the image and never had to see it again. Sanity maintained, normalcy returned etc.
2. The ignore feature for those members you really can't stand, for example, someone with a cock pic in their signature, also works a treat. You really should think before you open your gob and mouth off, it just makes everyone else reach for that ignore function... :eek:


I am not sure that KB is the right forum to bare your soul on. I am yet to meet a complete areshole in person that posts on here.
I quite agree, this point is well made. Although I actually have met a complete arsehole in person that posts on here, it was only one in the dozens I have met who've been great people.

I've always found that when you're actively seeking a relationship, especially a serious one, is when you're least likely to actually get one. All of my decent relationships have happened when I've least expected or cared about it much... the well has almost always seemed dry when I was desperate n' dateless in the past.

You'll meet someone, Sun, just don't be in such a huge rush, that's all. Patience. Put it out of your mind, focus on trying to enjoy your life as much as is possible - this only works if you ignore things that you can't control. Control what you can - your happiness - and screw the rest. If you're having fun, the world is more inclined to have fun with you. Chin up luv. :niceone:

[DEATH_INC.]

Cool...good move bro.
So ya having a go at my missus now? Real healthy idea man...or are ya just jealous that she rides a mean arsed ZX14 and you ride...well ummmm....the bus



SM...if ignorance was bliss,you'd be orgasmic!
Yip, good one....I know at least 1/2 doz of the chicks of this site and every one of 'em will kick yer ass.....a lot of 'em around the track too...

[sunhuntin]

I should be the bigger man and not respond to this - we've spoken SH, and you know what I said and why.

I'm a bastard.

i responded to your pm, and never got a reply.

[(P)]

skiddy, you're allright by me buddy.:woohoo:

[Colapop]

i responded to your pm, and never got a reply.
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