What a bugger of a day

[The Stranger]

How often does this happen to you?

You're minding your own business and you get a call.
He - What are you up to?
Me - Sitting around waiting for your call.
He - Well, would you go to Mt Eden Motorcycles and pick up my brand new bike. I'd like you to put as many km on it as you can today and tomorrow.
Me - I couldn't possibly, well ok. Any particular running in routine? Just follow manufacturers instructions?
He - Ride it like you stole it.

Well there may have been other running in instructions prior to that, but I only heard that last part.
Sigh - it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

Anyone up for a ride tomorrow - sorry, but you'll be on your own bike though.

[cowboyz]

its a hard life but someone has to do it.

Oh bugger. You probably wont get this message cause you would have already left being tomorrow already.

[NZsarge]

Aww c'mon! Ya left out the important bit.

[Toaster]

I reckon!

Put up the goodies will ya!

[jtzzr]

You poor bugger , I rue the day I get a call like that, So you Know how to ride a stolen bike Noel ?:shifty:

[Maha]

So you Know how to ride a stolen bike Noel ?:shifty:

Im sure he does JT, have you seen his garage?....all those bikes surely cant be his?....:no:

[Big Dave]

Oh! - I must be having a 'bugger' of a life.

[bugjuice]

and where the hell was my invite?

pah! know where i stand now.. :oi-grr: (storms off in a huff)

[Keystone19]

Apparently he's still awol and no-one's heard from him in quite some time...

[cowboyz]

fucking mint, He should be back by friday.

[HDTboy]

Bike's in my garage now. My turn!

[The Stranger]

Apparently he's still awol and no-one's heard from him in quite some time...

1400km - I'm farked!!!
Ok, the ZX6R is fast, but a tourer it aint.
My bum feels like I've been in bed with Gav all night, just don't ask how I know this.
Sparrows can be quite nasty, when they kamakazee into your chest you at 120kph

[TOTO]

Stranger, do you run bikes in for a living ? I would dream about a call like that one day. What bike was it ?

[The Stranger]

Stranger, do you run bikes in for a living ? I would dream about a call like that one day. What bike was it ?

Yeah I run bikes in for a living, so anyone wanting their bike run in, you know who to call. Reasonable rates, all care and no responsibility.

It was a ZX6R.

[White trash]

Hope it was "run in" a little better than the last one :)

[boomer]

Hope it was "run in" a little better than the last one :)

bwahahhaahahah

Nice work Noel, i really do hope you rode it like you stole it :)


Cos when i get hold of him i'm gonna knee cap him ! I and numerous others spent near on an hour looking for my bike key, ripped my bike, wagon and surrounding areas apart looking for it. Only for someone to produce it from his pocket.. after i'd missed the first session :rolleyes:

[99TLS]

Cos when i get hold of him i'm gonna knee cap him ! I and numerous others spent near on an hour looking for my bike key, ripped my bike, wagon and surrounding areas apart looking for it. Only for someone to produce it from his pocket.. after i'd missed the first session :rolleyes:

priceless :laugh:

[Jorja]

Is this number three or four Stranger?