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0arbreaka
5th January 2008, 13:34
Maori Eggs

Two Maori lads are riding along SH1 on a motorbike.

Their motorbike breaks down and they start hitching a lift.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Maori's ask him for a lift.

He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but he will take a look at the bike for them.
He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it.

Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the Maoris he has to leave.

"Heyyyyy mate" they say "gissa pucken lift".
The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls

The Maori's put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he agree to take them and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough the coppers pull him up for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies - Maori Eggs.

The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so he wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

The Officer replies: "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Maori eggs in it - 2 have hatched and the bastards have managed to steal a motorbike already".

MidnightMike
5th January 2008, 13:47
:rofl: *kabling*

Mikkel
5th January 2008, 15:33
Mhahahhahaha!!! :lol:


Another one:

Why does maoris have a hard time raising chicken?

They plant the eggs too deep!

Shadows
5th January 2008, 17:28
Hahahaha farken brilliant :laugh:

FlangMasterJ
7th January 2008, 10:28
Gold!:laugh:

EJK
7th January 2008, 15:38
ahahahahahhahahaha