Not depressed

[scracha]

Can I just say that life is wonderful and for all it's faults I much prefer living in New Zealand. Both my race-bikes are borked and I'm too skint at the moment to have them fixed nor afford a road bike but I've been making good use of the spare time to jump on my scabby old horse.

Share your happy thoughts

[Str8 Jacket]

Ive just crumbed the schnitzel ready for cooking and I have both beer and wine in my fridge. Oh yeah, its Friday tomorrow! :sunny:

What's wrong with ya anyway? Are'nt you scotsman supposed to be angry or summat?

[Trudes]

I've just had three weeks off work, my bike is in perfect running order and going on a dyno next week to stop it being jerky (although, I kinda like it sometimes), and is bright and shiny, my health has been good all holiday, I have a load of awesome mates and a fantastic loving husband and a cute arse cat. Life couldn't be better!!! (oh, OK, the Lotto ticket sitting in my piece of shit car could be a winner and I may have won 12 million, but aside from that, Life's farkin fantastic!!)

[Steam]

I'm slightly drunk!

[Steam]

Nah, but seriously, in addition to the alcohol;
Tomorrow I go away on a course for a week, I love courses!
Learning is fun!

The one starting tomorrow is a "Dharma Gathering", which is a week of Buddhist meditation, discussion, teaching, and they make a big mandala which is then destroyed at the end of the course.
Interesting! I wish I could learn things forever. But I need to work I suppose.

[Conquiztador]

Took my 4 boys to Spash Planet in Hastings for the day. Now home and working on a bike. Dinner is on stove, beer in fridge and money in the bank! I am alive, I have a 4 week holiday, I have a DVD to watch tonight, I will have some company, it is summer and sunny.

[trumpy]

Woke up this morning and I was still above ground.......I'll go with that..:cool:

[Blackbird]

Leaving work tomorrow afternoon and riding the 'bird to Coromandel. Now There's a happy thought. I'll think of you when going through Te Aroha Scratcha! Oh, and 11 weeks to retirement, not that I'm counting or anything. Yup, happy thoughts all round.:Punk:

[mstriumph]

hmmmmm

bet THIS thread dies the death looooooong before 5 pages .... unless someone mentions sex of course <_<

ok
the sun is shining
the birds are singing
i am neither french nor forced to wear beige
all is well with my world
i am content :rolleyes:

[Trudes]

hmmmmm

bet THIS thread dies the death looooooong before 5 pages .... unless someone mentions sex of course <_<



Maybe I'll give my hubby a jolly hard rogering, then he'll be not depressed too.

there ya are, sex is now on the table.

[Colapop]

I've just had a copious amount of sex in many different positions with multiple partners of varying genders and breeds...

Does that cover it?

[mstriumph]

Maybe I'll give my hubby a jolly hard rogering, then he'll be not depressed too.

there ya are, sex is now on the table.

bed and bawd?? :2thumbsup

[Colapop]

I'm also feeling a damn sight better after having been crook for a couple of days... I feel good... Hehehe

[Winston001]

You woke up this morning
The world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.

But you're one in a million
You've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

[Mom]

What's wrong with ya anyway?


Life's farkin fantastic!!)

I read your posts and was going to tut! But editing them says exactly what I wanted to say! :love:


Woke up this morning and I was still above ground.......I'll go with that..:cool:

Every day above ground, is a good day!


unless someone mentions sex of course ok


We are home alone....:devil2: imagine no kids, no guests...facing down a camping holiday, you know the expresson "pay it forward". That be us!!

Sucks to have no wheels to challenge yourself with mate! Plenty of other stuff to amuse yourself with :yes:

[Swoop]

Bike is clean, serviced,and fully fuelled.
Weather is perfect, clear skies and no rain in sight.

Coro loop becons...

No time to be depressed.

[vifferman]

Um... I actually managed to do some work at work today. In between posting bollix on KB, of course!
That's an ACHIEVEMENT that is! (Working, not the bollix.. :confused: )

And I saved a piece of chocolate brownie for the wife, even though the evil food-crazy Rusul at work tried desperately hard to snaffle it. :niceone:
"NO!!" I said, "You can't have it! If I give it to my wife I get brownie points, whereas all I get from you is annoyance!"

What else?
Oh - I bought some new gloves! Woohoo!
Now my evil old gloves won't attack the inside of my helmet any more, with their grasping little velcro claws.

[Kendog]

Maybe I'll give my hubby a jolly hard rogering, then he'll be not depressed too.

there ya are, sex is now on the table.

I'm on my way..............

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm on my way..............

Ive bet ya too it sorry mate.....

[Subike]

The fuel tank on my cage is empty
The dog shit on the carpet
My goat got off its chain and ate my roses
The truck has a flat tire
The lawnmower is out of gass, and the lawns a foot high!!!!

BUT !!

My bike is legal and full of gass!!!
so off for A ride I be going!!!!
WOOT WOOT
tis a wonder full day!

[Unit]

I have no interest in my job, but its easy and easy is nice right now. I cant afford to ride my bike, (bloody petrol prices) but had a great little pootle over the Kaimai's tonight to scrub in new tyres and try out after 12,000k service, exquisite. I have a great social life, an awesome partner, and my health must be pretty good cause Im still growing :beer:

[Trudes]

Ive bet ya too it sorry mate.....

I'm outta bling, but it wouldn't have done me any good, laughing too hard, look out here he comes!!

[Kendog]

Ive bet ya too it sorry mate.....

Damn, next time wait for me.

[Str8 Jacket]

Damn, next time wait for me.

Oh Nige *hmmmmm* your so dreamy! :love:

[koba]

Damn, next time wait for me.

and me...:eek5:
I think?

[Trudes]

OMG!!

You people do know that Tuesday night is orgy night at Hotel kendog don't ya??

[Str8 Jacket]

OMG!!

You people do know that Tuesday night is orgy night at Hotel kendog don't ya??

Sweet, we'll be see ya then. How much KY should we bring?...


JTFC people, keep this bloody thread on topic eh! The poor wee Scotsman will become soooo depressed when he sees this!

[gijoe1313]

Righto, been working outside hard as muck all day, I rode out to Otahuhu to eat a vietnamese place and then pootled the long way to Sylvia park via Mission bay :whistle:

I was intending to watch Alien vs Predator : Requiem, but all the farf'n tickets were sold :oi-grr: Never mind, I just went to Games Workshop and talked wargaming shite until they kicked me out at closing time.

I'm downing a cold ginger beer at the moment and posting on KB ... alls right with the world :yes:

[Ocean1]

All is well in the wetness.

My bike got a new rubber band today. :yes:

And tomorrow I'm going to wind it up. :rolleyes:

[MSTRS]

...there ya are, sex is now on the table.

That's unhygenic...but such fun

[more_fasterer]

I rode out to Otahuhu to eat a vietnamese place

"I'm so hungry I could eat a house"


My cage may be broken, but I don't give a flying fork. The NC's running sweet as a nut, I have the opportunity to ride home for lunch & have a beer in the sun in a swimming pool, my job is very cruisy at the moment, and most importantly, I have great mates surrounding me.

Not depressed.

[007XX]

That's unhygenic...but such fun

Not if you clean up the mess before dinner with the in laws...;) Them Spray & Wipe towelettes thingies promise to kill 99% of germs on contact...and sperm are boy germs, aren't they? :innocent:

Well, today's a stunning day: the weather is perfect with blue sky galore, a light breeze to refresh and birds a twittering all about the place.

I am married to my soulmate and am the happiest I have ever been because of him :woohoo:

My son is the cutest, most honnest and loving 10 year old I know. I so very proud of him :love:

My bike is legal and I can jump on her anytime I like for a good ride.

Yes, Life's good...:clap:

[jrandom]

I am married to my soulmate and am the happiest I have ever been because of him :woohoo:

My son is the cutest, most honnest and loving 10 year old I know. I so very proud of him :love:

OK, seriously, I quite honestly just skim-read this as:

"I am married to the cutest, most horniest and loving 10 year old I..." Hang on, WTF?

[Grahameeboy]

OK, seriously, I quite honestly just skim-read this as:

"I am married to the cutest, most horniest and loving 10 year old I..." Hang on, WTF?

Haven't woken up yet then..........

[jrandom]

Oh, yeah. Life's awesome.

I have two black Suzukis that both go quite fast (even though one's still in pieces after a two-week project turned into a four-month project), a dead sexy girlfriend who's blonde like proper girlfriends are supposed to be, beer and sossidges in the fridge, an M14 in the wardrobe (I really must get my gunrack set up in the basement, ahem), gainful occupation that more or less pays the bills and the world's most beautifulest country to live in.

I'm with you, scracha. The whingers can get fucked; I'm too busy being contented.

:2thumbsup

I'm still voting those Labour cunts out at the first opportunity, though.

[007XX]

OK, seriously, I quite honestly just skim-read this as:

"I am married to the cutest, most horniest and loving 10 year old I..." Hang on, WTF?

:rofl: Well, sometimes I do wonder if 007XY really is 42 :msn-wink: But I don't mind...it's nice to have someone who doesn't mind play fighting every once in a while.

What I was trying to say is I have two wonderful men in my life, my son and my hubby and they make me very happy...:bleh:

[Blue Velvet]

All is well in the wetness.

My bike got a new rubber band today. :yes:

And tomorrow I'm going to wind it up. :rolleyes:

Keen for a ride old man? :shutup:

Life is goood, yah :niceone:

[Ocean1]

Keen for a ride old man? :shutup:

Life is goood, yah :niceone:

Absolutely.

What did you have in mind?

[Blue Velvet]

Absolutely.

What did you have in mind?

Well if it's before next week, you can always ride me outta town tonight... Impromptu road trip to Auckland. But I know you hate the roads out eh.

Otherwise, something when I get back? Provided your elastic band holds :clap:

[Ocean1]

Well if it's before next week, you can always ride me outta town tonight... Impromptu road trip to Auckland. But I know you hate the roads out eh.

Otherwise, something when I get back? Provided your elastic band holds :clap:

Next week I'll be in Malaysia. And bikeless.

Tonight I may well be able to manage, however. I can't think why anyone heading north would take the coast when one of the lands' best fanging grounds to the east achieves the same objective.

What time do you leave?

[Blue Velvet]

Next week I'll be in Malaysia. And bikeless.

Tonight I may well be able to manage, however. I can't think why anyone heading north would take the coast when one of the lands' best fanging grounds to the east achieves the same objective.

What time do you leave?


Grasshopper :not: I leave around 5 or earlier if no one notices, heh. East works for me...

[Ocean1]

Txt me when you leave.

[Number One]

Can I just say that life is wonderful and for all it's faults I much prefer living in New Zealand. Both my race-bikes are borked and I'm too skint at the moment to have them fixed nor afford a road bike but I've been making good use of the spare time to jump on my scabby old horse.

Share your happy thoughts

I am at work, not doing any and my cool boss doesn't care, cos neither is he. Other terribly annoying boss is away for 3 weeks.

The sun is shining, I feel well and don't have a headache despite too many beers and cigarrettes and not much sleep last night. :rockon:

I have a fab man who is just the coooooolest in everyway and fits me like a glove...a :love: glove that is :hug: erm that sounds wrong but is somewhat captivating nonetheless - how YOU doin babe?! :lol:

My cute, loving, clever fantastic son has just started (within the last 24 hours) to do poos and wees in the toilet instead of in his pants!
:yes::first::hug:

Made a cool new friend who is keen to have me tag along on rides with her. Just as soon as I can get my grubby mitts on the bike...AND she is gonna coook ME some eggs...well not exactly eggs...it will be a Marguerita night next weekend though! Looking forward to it chick :clap:

I have lost 15 kilos in the last 4-6 weeks - Look out I will be feeling the urge to clamber into a short(ish) skirt soon! :whistle:

And there are other things too but these are the standouts. LIFE IS GOOD and WELL WORTH THE EFFORT!

Keep on keeping on and thanks for the nice thread....definitely uplifting to focus on what is good in life. :2thumbsup

[scracha]

My cute, loving, clever fantastic son has just started (within the last 24 hours) to do poos and wees in the toilet instead of in his pants!
:yes::first::hug:

Too much info but I guess not changing shitty nappies is a good day.



I have lost 15 kilos in the last 4-6 weeks - Look out I will be feeling the urge to clamber into a short(ish) skirt soon! :whistle:

We want photos.

It's Friday...the sun is shining (OK, we're desperate for rain for the beasts but fuggit), off to a BBQ tonight, my 748r's going into Hamilton MC centre tomorrow to be fixed (hopefully), got loads of work this week (yippee) so the bills can be paid and it'll soon be the 20th so all the money for the gadgets I flogged for christmas will arrive soon...oh yeah.

[Subike]

Sun was shining in The vineyard all day, got to 28 with a nice cooling easterly breeze
Our resident "dickhead loud mouth know it all" worker announced he was quitting as of today, ahh peace on monday!!
7 other workers including myself let out a cheer!!
We are so glad to see him go.
Scared the pants out of a boy racer on the way home that didnt check his mirror before overtaking a camper on SH1 just north of Waipara, I was expecting this might happen, so laid on the horn at 140kph as I passed him as he passes the van. Right on the right hand side of the road.
ROLF, plenty of room to spare, i was never in a risky position it was fun
He didnt like the 105kph speed I was doing 100meters down the road when he caught up.... mmmm
So all in all a fucking good day!

[flame]

but I've been making good use of the spare time to jump on my scabby old horse.

Share your happy thoughts

yummmmmmm scabby old horse steaks taste GREAT!!!!! :drool:

happy happy happy, joy joy joy, im off to the garage to play wif me toy:woohoo::banana:


Hey seriously....hope that Duc gets all sorted this week for ya. Cant wait to see it on the track :yes:

[McJim]

Can I just say that life is wonderful and for all it's faults I much prefer living in New Zealand. Both my race-bikes are borked and I'm too skint at the moment to have them fixed nor afford a road bike but I've been making good use of the spare time to jump on my scabby old horse.

Share your happy thoughts
After life in Grangemouth anywhere is good :rofl:

Life is great down here in Invers.:yes:

[Nagash]

Just got back from a fairly successful job interview.

Haven't been to work in aobut 4 weeks due to a broken arm and still getting paid to sit on my arse and 'recover'
My bike's is quite possibly as shiney as it can possibly get.
My brother bought a new project bike which i've been working on alot and it's starting to come into shape.
Cast comes off on Wednesday so i'll be able to ride again and two Big Day Out tickets just arrived in the mail this morning.

Life is most certainly not bad.

[DMNTD]

Well my most current X and mother of my youngest daughter(8y/o) has finally screwed up BIG TIME(jail more than likely)...in fact enough for this honky to gain custody!!
Karma works in wicked ways eh? :shifty:

Oh...and I've been offered a great job and I'm also going for another too. :confused:

So this Dad is at home not riding his bikes but is happier than ever with 3 of his youngest kids!!

[Number One]

Too much info but I guess not changing shitty nappies is a good day..

HELL YES!!!! AND knowing that the need to buy pull ups is coming to an end is a good day too! :confused:



We want photos.

hmmmm...what the hell - here's one....:eek:[/QUOTE]

[Kendog]

hmmmm...what the hell - here's one....:eek:
You really made a mistake when you named that photo :pinch:

[Number One]

You really made a mistake when you named that photo :pinch:

What ever do ya mean - don't ya like ma muscles? :laugh:

[Kendog]

What ever do ya mean - don't ya like ma muscles? :laugh:

Not my cup of tea, but I am sure Arnie would approve.

[Number One]

Not my cup of tea, but I am sure Arnie would approve.

Ok ok - this time I won't strain...& different skirt too

[crazefox]

I've just had a copious amount of sex in many different positions with multiple partners of varying genders and breeds...

Does that cover it?

I bet you have

[Kendog]

Ok ok - this time I won't strain...& different skirt too

The small version showed promise, then I clicked on it..........

[scracha]

hmmmm...what the hell - here's one....:eek:

I thought I'd share the one you sent me in the private message.

It's a cock in case ayone is wondering

[skelstar]

Umm... got some damn good mates who care about me. Pretty happy about that. Love my bike... umm...

[cowpoos]

Can I just say that life is wonderful and for all it's faults I much prefer living in New Zealand. Both my race-bikes are borked and I'm too skint at the moment to have them fixed nor afford a road bike but I've been making good use of the spare time to jump on my scabby old horse.

Share your happy thoughts
I've seen you ride!! its publically embaressing to ducati riders everywhere!! you should sell it and buy a honda!! at least then some people would accept you!!!





the ghey community that is ;)

[Number One]

I thought I'd share the one you sent me in the private message.

It's a cock in case ayone is wondering

HEY - that was meant to be just a sneaky peak for you!!!! :laugh:

[scracha]

And I've seen you upside down in a wheelie bin looking for yer moby!

Excuse #23 - damp taupo track and Duc was cutting on and off and wouldn't rev above 6000rpm.
Excuse #24 - It was on $hitty road Michellins
Excuse #25 - It's setup for a 50kg shortarse Japanese bloke
Excuse #26 - I'm old and shit scared


I've seen you ride!! its publically embaressing to ducati riders everywhere!! you should sell it and buy a honda!! at least then some people would accept you!!!


You told me you'd accept me when you chased me along the pit garages....
t least that's what I think you were offering.

[cowpoos]

Excuse #23 - damp taupo track and Duc was cutting on and off and wouldn't rev above 6000rpm.
Excuse #24 - It was on $hitty road Michellins
Excuse #25 - It's setup for a 50kg shortarse Japanese bloke
Excuse #26 - I'm old and shit scared


awweeeeee....poooor widddle scotsman!!! I'ld be depressed if I were you?

[scracha]

awweeeeee....poooor widddle scotsman!!! I'ld be depressed if I were you?

Talking of which, a few of the depressed brigade will no doubt be adding a few cuts here and there to themselves....what with Sir Edmundo popping his clogs. :Pokey:

I saw a Ducati 916 (mibby 996 I dunno) in Te Aroha yesterday with one of them fuggin ugly packracks.....sacrilege. At least mine looks good when I'm wobbling about on it :banana:

Keep these happy thoughts coming.

Malcolm at Econohonda (http://www.econohonda.co.nz/) found and donated (I think..I'll wait and see if I get a bill) me a Showa shock for the CBR400. Not sure what it's off...has a label with CBR900 on it but we don't think so. Anyway, unlike the standard one is has loads of adjustable things wot turn with a C spanner on it. Oh...and there's a hose connected to a remote reservoir. Dunno what the hell is in the reservoir nor what the adjustable things do but I took it home and compared it to the old farked CBR400 one. Marginally longer but it looks like a straight fit....I'm a happy bunny.

Will this sunshine ever end :2thumbsup.

Off to Athentree/Bowentree Beach tomorrow with the cuddies.