Ride to Auckland (11 Jan)

[Blue Velvet]

I'm heading up to Auckland tonight.

If anyone else is planning to get on the road and feels like dodging road kill with me, I'm leaving Wellington about 5pm... PM me.

:whistle:

[TOTO]

be safe, and watch out for tjhe bloody possums. I hope you are stopping somewhere overnight. If you need help, and you need someone to post a thread you can txt me anytime - 021878404.

Be safe.

[jrandom]

I hope you are stopping somewhere overnight.

Yeah.

My place.

In Auckland.

:niceone:


Be safe.

It's a fuckin' 750km high-speed motorcycle ride in the dark. What's with this 'safe' bullshit?

[Blue Velvet]

It's a fuckin' 750km high-speed motorcycle ride in the dark. What's with this 'safe' bullshit?

:rofl:

:whistle:

[Sully60]

Yeah.




It's a fuckin' 750km/h high-speed motorcycle ride in the dark. What's with this 'safe' bullshit?


Did the random trick of speed reading.
Shit I couldn't get it to go that fast, but you did tell me not to "rape it"

Now I know what that means.

[Blue Velvet]

Did the random trick of speed reading.
Shit I couldn't get it to go that fast, but you did tell me not to "rape it"

Now I know what that means.

LOL, sorry, you could have raped it. I wouldn't have minded...

(Until the disco lights got you doing 270kmh in a 50k zone and impounded my bike) :shit:

[Sully60]

LOL, sorry, you could have raped it. I wouldn't have minded...

(until the disco lights got you doing 270kmh in a 50k zone and impounded my bike) :shit:

VE Commodores can't do 270km/h, especailly on Mark Ave.

De'll never catch me alive dem fwilfy coppers!

[Blue Velvet]

It’s all about being in Using The Motorcycle As The Next Best Alternative To An Airplane mode

:shutup: :shifty:

[jrandom]

VE Commodores can't do 270km/h...

No, but they can get over 200.

DAMHIK.

[Blue Velvet]

VE Commodores can't do 270km/h, especailly on Mark Ave.

De'll never catch me alive dem fwilfy coppers!

Feeling bad, you can fully rape it next time grasshopper :yes:

Can I ride the SV?

[Sully60]

No, but they can get over 200.

DAMHIK.

Not on Mark Ave! It's like a really big half pipe that follows a long curve.

Even ol VN's and VP's had quite a turn of speed on them (over 200), quite astounding for a pushrod taxi!

The DAMHIK, Do tell????

[Sully60]

Feeling bad, you can fully rape it next time grasshopper :yes:

Can I ride the SV?

Yeah sure but why you want to is beyond me, mind you you might actually be able to get the thing to go kinda fast, it struggles with me on it.

Like a truck with a house on it.

[Number One]

Yeah sure but why you want to is beyond me, mind you you might actually be able to get the thing to go kinda fast, it struggles with me on it.

Like a truck with a house on it.

+ Me pillion = House AND Garage! :eek:

[Blue Velvet]

Yeah sure but why you want to is beyond me, mind you you might actually be able to get the thing to go kinda fast, it struggles with me on it.

Like a truck with a house on it.

Um, can I have the number 60 cowling on the back so I can have delusions of grandeur?

Neow!

[jrandom]

I'm going to put my racy lacy pink panties on for this ride. If I get desperate I can drop my trou at the law.

:shutup: :shifty:

[Blue Velvet]

+ Me pillion = House AND Garage!

Pffffft :oi-grr:

Hey what was the name of the ginger sitting on my bike last night?

He was cute

[Blue Velvet]

:shutup: :shifty:

OH MY GOSH! :clap:

Payback is a biartch huh?

[Number One]

Pffffft :oi-grr:

Hey what was the name of the ginger sitting on my bike last night?

Beavis...did my pussy leave hair on your seat? :eek:

[Sully60]

Um, can I have the number 60 cowling on the back so I can have delusions of grandeur?

Neow!

That would be like delusions of the delusional wouldn't it?

I'm the delusional one referred to above BTW

[Blue Velvet]

Beavis...did my pussy leave hair on your seat? :eek:

Urm, there was something kinda slimy on it. I licked it off.

[Number One]

Urm, there was something kinda slimy on it. I licked it off.

Call that a happy bonus at no charge :msn-wink:

[Sully60]

Urm, there was something kinda slimy on it. I licked it off.

I actually left that there.......:whistle:


Hey, I like that bike okay!

[Number One]

I actually left that there.......:whistle:

ummmm...now what do I say to that one?! Eh - what the hell..still no charge! :cool: :lol:

[Blue Velvet]

I'm the delusional one BTW

Nah man, I bow to thee, grasshopper :not:

[Blue Velvet]

I actually left that there.......

:eek5: But, but, but, Beavis... Come back here :eek5:

[Sully60]

Nah man, I bow to thee, grasshopper :not:

I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it.

I'll wait to tomorrow
And give you it then.

[Blue Velvet]

Eh - what the hell..still no charge! :cool: :lol:

:sweatdrop

I need petrol money... Heh. Do you like how I managed to get this slightly back on topic by typing 'petrol money'?

[Blue Velvet]

I'm going to put my racy lacy pink panties on for this ride. If I get desperate I can drop my trou at the law.

You are a Bad Man

[Sully60]

I need petrol money... Heh. Do you like how I managed to get this slightly back on topic by typing 'petrol money'?




You are a Bad Man

And took it straight back off with your next post.

Can we use a different expression for when I ride your bike properly next time.
I just read #1's reply to the Louise Nicholas thread and I really don't want to get burned again.

[Blue Velvet]

And took it straight back off with your next post.

No I didn't! I said I'm going to put them on for this ride.

So uh yeah. On topic. Next! :innocent:

:lol:

$100 to the person who actually locates that original post.

[jrandom]

You are a Bad Man

I believe I admitted that (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=94507#post94507) over three years ago...

[Blue Velvet]

Can we use a different expression for when I ride your bike properly next time. I just read #1's reply to the Louise Nicholas thread and I really don't want to get burned again.

Hmmm yes I'd be scared too if I were you :shit:


...'you'll be taking it easy round the corners then'.

:lol:

[Blue Velvet]

I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it.

Please don't let that song be in my head all the way to Auckland...

:pinch:

[Number One]

Please don't let that song be in my head all the way to Auckland...

:pinch:

Ha haa - it's too late for you and for me! Oh crap that damn song is in there and I can't get it out :no:

[007XX]

Ha haa - it's too late for you and for me! Oh crap that damn song is in there and I can't get it out :no:

Think of another one...then suddenly jump in the air, clap your hands twice and tickle underneath your foot!

Works for me every time! :niceone: :yes:

[Blue Velvet]

Ha haa - it's too late for you and for me! Oh crap that damn song is in there and I can't get it out :no:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :laugh:

Finds headphones. Happy place, happy place...

[Sully60]

Think of another one...then suddenly jump in the air, clap your hands twice and tickle underneath your foot!

Works for me every time! :niceone: :yes:

Crap, I'm going to have to start walking everywhere like that now! What do you mean you can't you hear that song? It's really clear to me!

BTW: I'm so glad that your normal avatar service has returned, the fat smoking trollop was old after a day IMHO.

[Blue Velvet]

Maybe I'll go down into the basement, sit on my bike, play with the controls and make brmm brmmm noises :love:

[007XX]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! :laugh:

Finds headphones. Happy place, happy place...

Would you like a straght jacket with rocking back and forth motion? :doctor:


Crap, I'm going to have to start walking like that now!

BTW: I'm so glad that your normal avatar service has returned, the fat smoking trollop was old after a day IMHO.

What? You mean you don't already do? :eek:

re btw: YA THINK???? :laugh:

[Blue Velvet]

Would you like a straght jacket with rocking back and forth motion? :doctor:

:baby:

Awww who the hell am I kidding... :wacko:

[007XX]

:baby:

Awww who the hell am I kidding... :wacko:

I got one just about the right size too...:laugh:

ya coming over tomorrow avo?

[Sully60]

I got one just about the right size too...:laugh:

ya coming over tomorrow avo?

Hopefully, she's got something to give you.:whistle:

[Blue Velvet]

I got one just about the right size too...

:o


ya coming over tomorrow avo?

Yeah, definitely. Sorry, I relied on Dan saying he'd RSVP'ed for the Kiwi Road trio.

Blimmin men, pffffft ;)

[Blue Velvet]

Hopefully, she's got something to give you.:whistle:

I hereby proffer my racy lacy pink panties which I will undoubtedly get to flash tonight

Ahem

:shifty:

[jrandom]

Yeah, definitely. Sorry, I relied on Dan saying he'd RSVP'ed for the Kiwi Road trio.

Blimmin men, pffffft ;)

I totally did RSVP and tell her we were bringing you.

I think that was just a blonde Bond moment.

[007XX]

Hopefully, she's got something to give you.:whistle:

Hmmm...I love a build up of anticipation...I get all warm and fuzzy inside...:innocent:



:o
Yeah, definitely.

Sweet! :banana::2thumbsup

[Blue Velvet]

Hmmm...I love a build up of anticipation...I get all warm and fuzzy inside...

No juices on the seat please Miss, I'm done licking it clean today <_<

[Patch]

It's a fuckin' 750km high-speed motorcycle ride in the dark. What's with this 'safe' bullshit?

:no: Dunno which way you go south to Wellywood but obviously the hella of a long way round.


Its only a 6.5 hr ride, BV should be here by midnight, if she leaves at 5pm.

Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . . :dodge:

[007XX]

No juices on the seat please Miss, I'm done licking it clean today <_<

I would never ask you to lick a seat, that would just be disgusting! :innocent:

[Blue Velvet]

Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . . :dodge:

Grrrrr :Pokey:

I'm packing... My clear visor :p

No point freshening up beforehand, it's going to be a hot ride :chase:

[Blue Velvet]

I would never ask you to lick a seat, that would just be disgusting! :innocent:

:weep:

But, but, but... Oh never mind. Is it time yet?

[jrandom]

:no: Dunno which way you go south to Wellywood but obviously the hella of a long way round.

Oh, I have all sorts of ways to go south to Wellywood.

:p

But Miss Velvet was going to go over the Rimutakas and then get onto SH54 back to SH1, which is a bit further than the 650km direct route up SH1 (710km according to the Wises website, if you insist on accuracy).

I guess that'll learn me to not leave myself open to having my hairs split by the nitpickers...


Its only a 6.5 hr ride, BV should be here by midnight, if she leaves at 5pm.

That's what I told her. If she's late, there shall be no chocolate pudding!


Depends how long it takes her to get ready I 'spose, with putting her face on, lippy, eye thingy me whatsit, tuck here an a tuck there . . .

... ironing the pink lacy panties, wiping down her motorcycle seat, etc.

Yes.

[Blue Velvet]

If she's late, there shall be no chocolate pudding!

If you don't eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding??!? :eek5:


... ironing the pink lacy panties, wiping down her motorcycle seat, etc.

All done. I knew in advance, see :innocent:

[jrandom]

If you don't eat yer meat, how can you have any pudding??!?

I think you mean, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. After all, how can one have any pudding if one doesn't eat one's meat?

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

[Blue Velvet]

Road trip ADHD :o

[Patch]

not being nit picky at all young fulla - merely stating 750km is a friggin scenic route past all the tourist spots.


I very rarely ever go straight down SH1 - way too slow that way.

[Blue Velvet]

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

Oh.

My.

Gosh.

:spanking:

[007XX]

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

Oh now, that's classy!!! How about in the back of a ute? :shutup:

[Sully60]

I think you mean, if you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. After all, how can one have any pudding if one don't eat one's meat?

Personally, I like to consume it behind the bike sheds.

You yes you.

Stand still Laddie!

[cowpoos]

Oh, I have all sorts of ways to go south to Wellywood.

:p

But Miss Velvet was going to go over the Rimutakas and then get onto SH54 back to SH1, which is a bit further than the 650km direct route up SH1 (710km according to the Wises website, if you insist on accuracy).



So...hw2...then after norswood turn onto HW50?? [hw 50 to napier is faster than carrying on,on hw 2...then napier-taupo [hw54]...if you turn on to hw27 and tirau it also shaves a good amount of time off the trip to aucks...and I discovered in my trips from the wairarapa...that was the fastest route by a long shot! next quickest is through the gorge...and on to HW1 via feilding...and up through national park.

Happy riding chick!!

[Blue Velvet]

OK. Well what is the fastest route to Auckland please?

You have 19 minutes to tell me.

[Blue Velvet]

So...hw2...then after norswood turn onto HW50?? [hw 50 to napier is faster than carrying on,on hw 2...then napier-taupo [hw54]...if you turn on to hw27 and tirau it also shaves a good amount of time off the trip to aucks...and I discovered in my trips from the wairarapa...that was the fastest route by a long shot! next quickest is through the gorge...and on to HW1 via feilding...and up through national park.

Happy riding chick!!

Urm, is that english? :oi-grr:

[cowpoos]

oh and as for full ujp advice on stated route...on my 750...full tank at carterton...full tank at otherside of napier [bayview] full tank tokaroa....then make it to aucks [on orange light just!! lol]

[jrandom]

So...hw2...then after norswood turn onto HW50??

You're confusing yourself a bit...

SH54 is the road from Palmy north through Feilding back onto SH1 south of Taihape.

The Napier-Taupo road is SH5.

And the Desert Road is still a quicker way north than the National Park route, which adds more than 50km, unless you're prepared to ride through National Park doing over the ton but would have stayed legal-ish on SH1. I've seen plenty of cops through National Park, though, so that doesn't make much sense to me.

[cowpoos]

Urm, is that english? :oi-grr:
no...apsaloutely not english!! english is my 3rd language...so not my best!!

First lauguage I learnt was baby talk/tantrums [partially a sign launguage...some would argue a level of dancing at times is also involved!!]

second lauguage...[I have a Major in this too]...Is Utter crap/bullshit...this is currently my most fluent... ;)

Then english...which I gave up learning at the age of 7..

[cowpoos]

You're confusing yourself a bit...

SH54 is the road from Palmy north through Feilding back onto SH1 south of Taihape.

The Napier-Taupo road is SH5.

And the Desert Road is still a quicker way north than the National Park route, which adds more than 50km, unless you're prepared to ride through National Park doing over the ton but would have stayed legal-ish on SH1. I've seen plenty of cops through National Park, though, so that doesn't make much sense to me.
yeah...going to napier and on to HW5 is quicker than going thourh the gorge...and national park is def quicker than going dessert road...it may not be km wise..but it is faster!!

[Blue Velvet]

Brmmm brmmmmm :sunny:

[jrandom]

national park is def quicker than going dessert road...it may not be km wise..but it is faster!!

Right.

You and me.

Flag falls at the Waiouru Subway sometime after dark. You go left, I go straight ahead.

Self-imposed gentleman's speed limit of a nice safe imperial ton.

Last one to Taupo has to wash kiwifruit's sheets.

[cowpoos]

Right.

You and me.

Flag falls at the Waiouru Subway sometime after dark. You go left, I go straight ahead.

Self-imposed gentleman's speed limit of a nice safe imperial ton.

Last one to Taupo has to wash kiwifruit's sheets.
if the tour involves a compulsery stop in taupo...u will own me..if going straight to aucks I'ld kick your arse... my fastest route to aucks via taupo would be...haywoods..piekock hill...hw1...taupo...tirau turn to hw 27

[jrandom]

if the tour involves a compulsery stop in taupo...u will own me..if going straight to aucks I'ld kick your arse...

Yeah, I know, but I always stop in Taupo. :love:

OK, fair enough, National Park is faster if you head north via the east route to Te Awa Moo Two etc.

[007XX]

OK, fair enough, National Park is faster if you head north via the east route to Te Awa Moo Two etc.

And so very enjoyable too :love: I've been on it so many times, and yet, I am still not bored with it...:niceone:

[jrandom]

And so very enjoyable too...

Really, you reckon?

It's just another fast open highway as far as I'm concerned. Scenery's OK, but not worth all the additional miles of "I hope there's not a cop car over the next crest" riding.

[007XX]

Really, you reckon?

It's just another fast open highway as far as I'm concerned. Scenery's OK, but not worth all the additional miles of "I hope there's not a cop car over the next crest" riding.

yep, I reckon...and the reason is that everytime I ride on that road, I'm on the way to something exciting like the Cold Kiwi:woohoo:...and my brother in law's got a place in Ohakune, so I can always get a really hot shower on arrival, and it feels sooooooo good after the long ride.

I don't know, but it kind of represents freedom to me.

And re: cops. I never actually saw that many at all last year.

[jrandom]

everytime I ride on that road, I'm on the way to something exciting like the Cold Kiwi:woohoo:...and my brother in law's got a place in Ohakune, so I can always get a really hot shower on arrival, and it feels sooooooo good...

Ah, right.

Like the way I start wiggling excitedly in my seat every time I turn left from SH1 onto Spa Rd.

:love:

[007XX]

Ah, right.

Like the way I start wiggling excitedly in my seat every time I turn left from SH1 onto Spa Rd.

:love:

I haven't as yet witnessed the mentioned wiggle, but yes, you got the idea :D

[vifferman]

I need some of what you younguns have got / are taking.
Just about nothing gets me wiggling excitedly. <_<

I'm almost thinking about feeling slightly excited at the prospect of going home, but the thought of actually being at home nullifies that. :blank:

[jrandom]

I need some of what you younguns have got / are taking.
Just about nothing gets me wiggling excitedly. <_<

Want to ride Betty tonight?

[007XX]

I need some of what you younguns have got / are taking.
Just about nothing gets me wiggling excitedly. <_<

I'm almost thinking about feeling slightly excited at the prospect of going home, but the thought of actually being at home nullifies that. :blank:

Well, if you were coming out with us, you'd get the wiggle...but you never do :no:

[vifferman]

Well, if you were coming out with us, you'd get the wiggle...but you never do :no:
I will one time.
I keep meaning to, but then I get home and turn into Mr Blob.
"That name again is Mr Blob!" :woohoo:

[007XX]

I will one time.
I keep meaning to, but then I get home and turn into Mr Blob.
"That name again is Mr Blob!" :woohoo:

Not good enough Mister :nono: Don't tell me we're going to have to drag you by the bottom of your pants?

I can be pretty persuasive you know...:shifty:

[vifferman]

Not good enough Mister
I know.... I'm always letting the team down... :confused:


I can be pretty persuasive you know...:shifty:
I was going to say "Your feminine wiles won't work on me, Woman!", but then I realised that wasn't true. It's only my invisibility and built-in woman repellent that's saved me thus far.

[007XX]

I know.... I'm always letting the team down... :confused:

Oh now, that's a low blow...not the puppy eyes, stop it! *crap, it's working...I feel bad now*



I was going to say "Your feminine wiles won't work on me, Woman!", but then I realised that wasn't true. It's only my invisibility and built-in woman repellent that's saved me thus far.

You can only hide for so long, my dear! :devil2: I'll see you in traffic again, I'm sure...:laugh:

[Trudes]

All this talk makes me think a road trip is in order soon!!

[cowpoos]

Want to ride Betty tonight?
Did the ladies...make the trip okay!! or have they been held up by desire!! lol

[Number One]

Did the ladies...make the trip okay!! or have they been held up by desire!! lol

YEAH! Just got word...they didn't make it until 4am!!! We had BV up until the wee hours on the Friday night and WE both absolutely crashed last night and couldn't imagine the trip she was making - she is a machine though and we are old and parents of a young child but all the same...anyway all good :niceone:

[cowpoos]

YEAH! Just got word...they didn't make it until 4am!!! We had BV up until the wee hours on the Friday night and WE both absolutely crashed last night and couldn't imagine the trip she was making - she is a machine though and we are old and parents of a young child but all the same...anyway all good :niceone:
4 am!!! fookin hell!!! did skidmark PM her a route to take??? lol

[jrandom]

They saw her rollin'
They were hatin' and patrollin'
And they caught her riding dirty
Caught her riding dirty.

:Oops:

[Grahameeboy]

They saw her rollin'
They were hatin' and patrollin'
And they caught her riding dirty
Caught her riding dirty.

:Oops:

Then she went off road
Wriggling like a toad
The rear wheel squirmin
Like dirty old jrandom

[Grahameeboy]

Well, if you were coming out with us, you'd get the wiggle...but you never do :no:

Sensible if you ask me..that's why I stay at home.....safer

[Number One]

They saw her rollin'
They were hatin' and patrollin'
And they caught her riding dirty
Caught her riding dirty.

:Oops:

Damn bugger did they? NOT again? :pinch:

[Blue Velvet]

Did the ladies...make the trip okay!! or have they been held up by desire!! lol

Ladies? My bike isn't a lady, it's a missile :whistle:

Had to stop a couple of times. As Number One mentioned, we were up late Thursday night/Friday morning so I was pretty tired eh.

Heading back today... Thanks for the superb hospitality guys :love:

[Blue Velvet]

4 am!!! fookin hell!!! did skidmark PM her a route to take??? lol

No, just tired and fatigued :o

[Trudes]

Ride safe doll, have a fun trip home.

[Number One]

No, just tired and fatigued :o

Yeah sorry about that chicky - our fault! As Mrs KD said though...have a safe and fun trip home...text when you get in - doesn't matter the time!

[007XX]

Sensible if you ask me..that's why I stay at home.....safer

Puuussss...puss puss...Pussssyyy :Pokey:

We''ll get ya havin' fun eventually mister, have no doubt about that! :bleh:

[007XX]

Yeah sorry about that chicky - our fault! As Mrs KD said though...have a safe and fun trip home...text when you get in - doesn't matter the time!

Don't worry about her mate. We looked after her reeeaall good once she got here :devil2:

[Blue Velvet]

I'm back!

Return trip via Ngaruawahia, Te Kuiti, Whakamaru (SH30, I like, is nice :whistle:), SH32, SH47 to National Park, then 49 to Waiouru. If I'd known about the Para's I wouldn't have done 49 cos it was lame. Might have doubled back but it was getting late and unfamiliar, tight, twisty stuff in the dark doesn't do much for me...

Sat on SH1 until SH54 to Fielding... Blah blah blah.

I took heaps of photos. Urm well four to be precise, from the lookout on SH54 on Friday night.

Bite me.

[Number One]

Don't worry about her mate. We looked after her reeeaall good once she got here :devil2:

I have the utmost faith that ya did my dear :love: Thanks

[Blue Velvet]

There's more.

I killed this wasp. With lots of fly spray. I did it for Stickchick cos it was getting rather attached to Jrandom and well I'm a hero.

P.S. Photo quality sucks.

[007XX]

I have the utmost faith that ya did my dear :love: Thanks

Oh you are most welcome dearest! :love: It was really our pleasure...:yes:



There's more.

I killed this wasp. With lots of fly spray. I did it for Stickchick cos it was getting rather attached to Jrandom and well I'm a hero.

P.S. Photo quality sucks.

I have never seen anyone so intent on utterly anihilating another form of life! :shit: The poor thing never stood a chance...:laugh:

[vifferman]

I killed this wasp. With lots of fly spray.
Good for you! Wasps suck. :niceone:

I did it for Stickchick cos it was getting rather attached to Jrandom and well I'm a hero.
Yup. (See above comment).


P.S. Photo quality sucks.
Yes, it does. :lol:

[jrandom]

I... I wouldn't have done 49 cos it was lame.

See, 007XX? See what I mean?

The road's lame.

Boooooooring.


Bite me.

:sick:

[Blue Velvet]

Yes, it does.

Urm, I was laughing a lot :o

007XY threw the nest over the balcony but this one lone guy kept coming back for Jrandom, heh.

[jrandom]

I have never seen anyone so intent on utterly anihilating another form of life! :shit:

I think the wasp actually drowned in the fly spray, rather than perishing from its insecticidical qualities.

After seeing the look in her eye when given a can of Raid and a live target, I'm not going to let Blue Velvet play with guns.

:no:

[ManDownUnder]

There's more.

I killed this wasp. With lots of fly spray. I did it for Stickchick cos it was getting rather attached to Jrandom and well I'm a hero.

P.S. Photo quality sucks.

And yet I get let loose with that same can of spray and all I get is "keep it away from the food!"

If I had tits it'd be different... (I wouldn't leave the house...)

[Blue Velvet]

We looked after her reeeaall good once she got here :devil2:

:woohoo: :innocent:

Apart from the maggots in the salad, what's up with that?

:dodge:

Edit: The salad was O for Orsome. There were no maggots. I repeat, there were no maggots. They were actually walnuts...

[vifferman]

I think the wasp actually drowned in the fly spray, rather than perishing from its insecticidical qualities.

She shoulda finished up with lighting the final blast from the Raid can. :yes:

I must hunt me out a wsasp nest. Yeah, I know, "WTF is a wsasp nest?!?" I couldn't be arsed fixing the early-morning keyboard dyslexia.
It's SO much fun nuking the buggers!

Actually, it should be every Kiwi's sworn duty to kill these unwanted, problematic and dangerous pests. Seriously.

[jrandom]

If I had tits it'd be different...

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[Blue Velvet]

After seeing the look in her eye when given a can of Raid and a live target, I'm not going to let Blue Velvet play with guns.

Pleeeeeease? :weep:

:shifty: :2guns:

[jrandom]

Pleeeeeease? :weep:

Actually, if you do like guns, just go apply for your NZ Firearms Licence. The folk who hang out in this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=42615) will be happy to help with advice and whatnot, I'm sure.

[Blue Velvet]

The road's lame.

It just had nothing going for it eh.

Still, another notch on my headboard of motorcycling...

[Blue Velvet]

All this talk makes me think a road trip is in order soon!!

Do it, do it, do it... :scooter:

[007XX]

And yet I get let loose with that same can of spray and all I get is "keep it away from the food!"

If I had tits it'd be different... (I wouldn't leave the house...)

Imagination taking over....stand by caller...:shit: No farkin' way man...Sorry, but it would definitely NOT improve anything! :nono: You'd be quite an ugly chick, you know!

*you're allright as a bloke though...:hug:*


:woohoo: :innocent:

Apart from the maggots in the salad, what's up with that?

:dodge:

Edit: The salad was O for Orsome. There were no maggots. I repeat, there were no maggots. They were actually walnuts...

Eat your blueberries and be quite woman! :angry2: *luv ya lots sweet...* :D


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Bwahahahaha...ran out of blingo again for you I'm afraid...:rofl:

[jrandom]

*you're allright as a bloke though...:hug:*

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?

:sick:

*sniff*

[Blue Velvet]

Sorry, but it would definitely NOT improve anything!

:sick: Mental picture of a wish gone wrong... :lol:

Lop-sided, lumpy boobs anyone? :blink:


Eat your blueberries and be quite woman! :angry2: *luv ya lots sweet...* :D

:hug:


Bwahahahaha...ran out of blingo again for you I'm afraid...:rofl:

"I'm all outta bling
I'm so lost without it..."

:cool:

[Blue Velvet]

And yet I get let loose with that same can of spray and all I get is "keep it away from the food!"

Dude, you need some target practice :dodge:

[007XX]

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?

:sick:

*sniff*

If I recall correctly, the actual discussion when I posted this little fella ( :sick:) which troubles you so much, was about you practicing some form of sexual act, hence my distaste at the mental picture this brought to my mind...

It was your assumption in thinking I was generalising this comment to my perception of your physical attractiveness.

Happy now? ;)

[ManDownUnder]

Dude, you need some target practice :dodge:

I have a handy dandy shooter - you got any openings for me to practice using it?

[jrandom]

Happy now? ;)

No.

I'm going to milk this one for all it's worth.

[ManDownUnder]

Oh, right.

As opposed to some, you mean?

:sick:

*sniff*

Funny - I read it is me paling alongside your splendor.

[Blue Velvet]

So, can someone tell me about the Para's? And why "Para's"? Is it a range? A bird? A plane? :mellow:

[Blue Velvet]

I have a handy dandy shooter - you got any openings for me to practice using it?

I have some loose meat... :shifty:

[007XX]

No.

I'm going to milk this one for all it's worth.

Hmmmm...ok, then. But be warned that such pervasive and short lived pleasures will potentially make you miss out on other delights which I may have been otherwise enclined to bestow upon you, had you not been such an arse...:innocent:

*and for all you pervs out there, I am refering to my homemade chocolate mousse*


Funny - I read it is me paling alongside your splendor.

Ain't that the bloody truth...Poor lil fella! He'll get there, eventually! :lol:

[007XX]

I have some loose meat... :shifty:

Want some potatoes with that Miss? :niceone:

[jrandom]

homemade chocolate mousse

*jrandom's nose turns brown*

[007XX]

*jrandom's nose turns brown*

I can already see I will have to make two separate salad bowls size servings: One for you and Neil.:rolleyes:

:laugh:

Right, so give up the whingeing or you will suffer the consequences alright? :spanking:

[Blue Velvet]

Want some potatoes with that Miss? :niceone:

:drool:

:chase:

[Blue Velvet]

*jrandom's nose turns brown*

Brown-noser eh? Figures :rolleyes:

[Blue Velvet]

Can someone tell me about the Parapara's?

Please.

[jrandom]

Brown-noser eh? Figures :rolleyes:

Why does it figure?

Top tip: random offensiveness != humour.

[007XX]

:drool:

:chase:

You can chase me anytime you like mate! :eek::niceone:

:laugh:

[Blue Velvet]

Urm, I just want to know about the Parapara's...

[Sully60]

Urm, I just want to know about the Parapara's...

State Highway 4 Between Raetihi and Wanganui , a little bit like an adult sized version of my "test track", wider smoother, longer and much more attractive!

[Blue Velvet]

State highway?? Between Raetihi and Wanganui , a little bit like an adult sized version of my "test track", wider smoother, longer and much more attractive!

Yeah, SH4, between those places. Why's it called the Parapara's?

Road condition?

Test track? You mean Wellington one eh?

[Blue Velvet]

...And this might seem like a dumb question, but is it better travelling it North or South?

[Sully60]

Kills them nasty germs!

Where?

You know where!

Where we first meet on that Thursday night way back in 07, the wind was in your hair, the sun was in your eyes and there was a stone in my brake!

[Blue Velvet]

...and there was a stone in my brake!

LOL, you were just being polite about having stopped so long waiting for me to catch up :o

[Blue Velvet]

Is it a bleeding tar goat track or a nicely sealed twisty heaven?

Edit: Fellow motorcyclist at work just confirmed it is not a bleeding tar goat track. Yay.

[Str8 Jacket]

...And this might seem like a dumb question, but is it better travelling it North or South?

I did it both in one day, the day after boxing day. Farkin looooved it!! There are quite a few wash outs leading onto one way lanes etc but they are clearly marked. I really enjoyed them both way's but had to say that coming from Raetihi to Wanganui was best as there were only 2 cars on the road the whole time. Believe me you have to do the Parapara's. I still reckon that the Taka's are better but this is longer and there isnt really an up hill down hill. Its tar sealed the whole way and it is twisty not *too* twisty like the Taka's but loads and loads of fun!!

[Blue Velvet]

I did it both in one day... loads and loads of fun!!

Thanks for taking the time to reply :yes:

I would have ridden it yesterday if I had known it was there before I took 49 to Waiouru (what a let down).

I think I'll do a there and back as well. Did you ride up from Wellington?

[Str8 Jacket]

Thanks for taking the time to reply :yes:

I would have ridden it yesterday if I had known it was there before I took 49 to Waiouru (what a let down).

I think I'll do a there and back as well. Did you ride up from Wellington?

Yep, Waiouru sux!

Went up the parapara's the day after watching the boxing day races in Wanga's as we were staying there for a couple of nights, so that's why I goto to do it twice in one day. Glad I did too as I blew up the bike (my partners) a week later. Another interesting road was going over Saddle road through Paihiatua etc, which is the way we went home after Wanganui. We stopped at the windmills/ turbines, pretty cool place. I did about 800 k's in 2-3 day's after Boxing day, we are really lucky to have some awesome roads around the lower North Island!!

[Blue Velvet]

Went up the parapara's the day after watching the boxing day races in Wanga's as we were staying there for a couple of nights, so that's why I goto to do it twice in one day. Glad I did too as I blew up the bike (my partners) a week later. Another interesting road was going over Saddle road through Paihiatua etc, which is the way we went home after Wanganui. We stopped at the windmills/ turbines, pretty cool place. I did about 800 k's in 2-3 day's after Boxing day, we are really lucky to have some awesome roads around the lower North Island!!

Yes Paihitua Track, is nice.

I think people who live mid North Island have got it good, so many great roads within day ride distance.

[Sully60]

I think people who live mid North Island have got it good, so many great roads within day ride distance.

You go 750km in one night, there's nowhere out of your range!:blink: