Wellington - 'Afternoon Delight' spots [Archive]

Number One

14th January 2008, 17:33

Bugger it....

In celebration of having a great relationship, enjoying bikes and sex and wanting to mix things up and well just damn well enjoy life.....

Spill yer best 'out in the open' Wellington nookie spots.

Here's a pickie of a fab one I would recommend as a great DAY spot!

jimbo600

14th January 2008, 17:42

What the hell?

This is a bike forum not "Desperate Housewives Blogspot"

Bren

14th January 2008, 17:50

In the bedroom with the windows open.....i am not that adventurous

Virago

14th January 2008, 17:52

What the hell?

This is a bike forum not "Desperate Housewives Blogspot"

A never-ending stream of forum topics would suggest otherwise...:brick:

Number One

14th January 2008, 18:25

What the hell?

This is a bike forum not "Desperate Housewives Blogspot"

The idea is 'spots you can pop in on when out for a Sunday ride'.

Places cars wouldn't go that two wheels could....

Come on live a little...what's wrong, jealous cos you don't have yer own Desperate Housewives at home?

As quoted on someone elses thread recently: "Bikers aye...never too old!"

merv

14th January 2008, 18:28

Spill yer best 'out in the open' Wellington nookie spots.

Crikey in this wind - it'd be a bit annoying up ya.

Stay indoors - rooms at Intercontinental Hotel are pretty nice; showers with twin heads and all - or my own house of course.

merv

14th January 2008, 18:30

Places cars wouldn't go that two wheels could....

Yay the dirt bikes :rolleyes: :bleh: :msn-wink:

jimbo600

14th January 2008, 18:46

The idea is 'spots you can pop in on when out for a Sunday ride'.

Places cars wouldn't go that two wheels could....

Come on live a little...what's wrong, jealous cos you don't have yer own Desperate Housewives at home?

As quoted on someone elses thread recently: "Bikers aye...never too old!"

Oh right. My bad then. I apologise unreservedly.

My own desperate housewives at home? No thank god. Can't handle that much drama. Ok well maybe Gabrielle Solis then.

Colapop

14th January 2008, 18:50

If I told then they wouldn't be that private and others would Sully them!!

(What happened to the pic you alluded to in your post?)

Sully60

14th January 2008, 18:57

If I told then they wouldn't be that private and others would Sully them!!

(What happened to the pic you alluded to in your post?)

Ha, nice pun!
Take only photographs, leave only footprints. We don't Sully anything more than he have to.:D

We'll show you our's (it's remote but identifiable) if you show us yours!

No concrete in ours though.:cool:

Big Dave

14th January 2008, 19:11

Spa Suite at the Duxton works for us.

Sully60

14th January 2008, 19:59

Spa Suite at the Duxton works for us.

Presidential suite is better for one night stands.:cool:

oldrider

14th January 2008, 20:24

Reading these threads reminds me of the Sexual revolution myth!

Nothing "sexual" has changed (IMHO) since the beginning of time, what has changed is "attitudes" and willingness to talk "publicly" about it, including sexual "issues!"

For instance these sorts of discussions used to go on way back in my early years but strictly in total confidence and secrecy. :shutup:

Consequently the participating groups were much smaller and narrower than this forum provides but there is greater opportunity for anonymity here!

To do so out in the open as on this forum was unheard of, probably even illegal! :nono:

I would describe it as a more of a "communication revolution" , the sex hasn't changed one bit and nothing is "new"!

Personally I was always interested in women of all ages during my life before I was married and enjoyed relations with women of all ages, some older than my wife is currently.

There is nothing new being discussed and explored here but I do enjoy the open frankness of some of the posters, both male and female.

To me the "communication revolution" has merit, I applaud it. :yes: Cheers John.

007XX

14th January 2008, 20:25

*Goes off quickly to check with hubby if secret nookie location can be disclosed*

Number One

14th January 2008, 20:29

*Goes off quickly to check with hubby if secret nookie location can be disclosed*

...waiting....

007XX

14th January 2008, 20:39

...waiting....

It's North of Orkland, so i guess it means you gonna have to come up! :innocent:

Number One

14th January 2008, 20:42

It's North of Orkland, so i guess it means you gonna have to come up! :innocent:

All that way for nookie outside?! :bleh: I can get a good wind up me kilt with me outside nookie in Welly! Maybe you are the one who has to come down here?! :niceone:

007XX

14th January 2008, 20:48

All that way for nookie outside?! :bleh: I can get a good wind up me kilt with me outside nookie in Welly! Maybe you are the one who has to come down here?! :niceone:

Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...:Pokey:

Trust me and picture this:

A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...

You can keep your winds!

Trudes

14th January 2008, 20:52

Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...:Pokey:

Trust me and picture this:

A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...

You can keep your winds!

Arhhh, sweety, you really should be writing romance novels, Mills and Boons anyone??

007XX

14th January 2008, 20:56

Arhhh, sweety, you really should be writing romance novels, Mills and Boons anyone??

*takes a humble bow* you're too kind...

Short novels maybe, however, me thinks I'd be a bit too x rated for the tender readers of the Mills & Boons click...We wouldn't want to get them even more horny than they are, now would we? :laugh:

so, does it mean you're moving up to Auckland then? :whistle:

Number One

14th January 2008, 20:59

Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...:Pokey:

Trust me and picture this:

A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...

You can keep your winds!

Anyway - this is rather unlike you - get internet at home or are you at work?

Big Dave

14th January 2008, 21:28

Bugger it....

Funny way to open a sex post?

007XX

15th January 2008, 08:45

Anyway - this is rather unlike you - get internet at home or are you at work?

Hmmm, yeah...I broke one of my "hometime" rules just to help a mate, then got sucked into a conversation...one thing led to another and I was answering my PMs :rolleyes: :laugh:

Number One

15th January 2008, 09:02

Hmmm, yeah...I broke one of my "hometime" rules just to help a mate, then got sucked into a conversation...one thing led to another and I was answering my PMs :rolleyes: :laugh:

ahhh - I hear you. Sully has created a monster...I may have to take that rule onboard mee self - but then I wouldn't get any work done :blink: wouldn't be popular at home if I lost me job! :wacko:

007XX

15th January 2008, 09:07

ahhh - I hear you. Sully has created a monster...I may have to take that rule onboard mee self - but then I wouldn't get any work done :blink: wouldn't be popular at home if I lost me job! :wacko:

:laugh: Work's allright, I can do both quite happily...However, peace at home and attention to my two lovely blokes is paramount for me...

Too darn easy getting caught in the whole KB bonanza of droleries...

Number One

15th January 2008, 09:12

:laugh: Work's allright, I can do both quite happily...However, peace at home and attention to my two lovely blokes is paramount for me...

Too darn easy getting caught in the whole KB bonanza of droleries...

Yup. And then you go to bed thinking WTF? Entertaining segway from work but :innocent:

007XX

15th January 2008, 09:35

Yup. And then you go to bed thinking WTF? Entertaining segway from work but :innocent:

:laugh: Cheeky Biarch! :love:

Beemer

15th January 2008, 09:42

I'd be a bit worried posting my favourite outdoor nookie spot in case you lot organised a tour and I'd be caught in flagrante delicto!

Number One

15th January 2008, 09:43

:laugh: Cheeky Biarch! :love:

moi?....NEVER! Best log into work while I'm on that note....'working' from home today :headbang:

007XX

15th January 2008, 09:47

moi?....NEVER! Best log into work while I'm on that note....'working' from home today :headbang:

You lucky sod!!!! It is an absolutely stunning day here and I'm stuck in an office! :weep:

I guess it could be worse...But I'd rather be on the banks of that lake! :innocent:

Number One

15th January 2008, 10:04

You lucky sod!!!! It is an absolutely stunning day here and I'm stuck in an office! :weep:

It's shite here - typical low misty cloud that makes it feel like noone else lives nearby.

I guess it could be worse...But I'd rather be on the banks of that lake! :innocent:

Yes that did sound good - not a great day for my stopover today but Hubby is 'working' at work today so no option for that anyway:banana:

oldrider

15th January 2008, 10:04

I guess it could be worse...But I'd rather be on the banks of that lake! :innocent:

What?

Breaking wind with gay abandon, I thought you said you hated wind! :Pokey: John.

007XX

15th January 2008, 10:27

What?

Breaking wind with gay abandon, I thought you said you hated wind! :Pokey: John.

Never said I hated it...just that I'd rather do without! :nya:

The only time I like wind is when it is gale force, howling away on a really stormy night with lightning and thunder...:2thumbsup

It seems to have an "energizing" effect on me :D

Number One

15th January 2008, 10:30

The only time I like wind is when it is gale force, howling away on a really stormy night with lightning and thunder...:2thumbsup

It seems to have an "energizing" effect on me :D

Used to get wicked electrical storms in Singapore. Burnt my teachers house down one night despite the lightening dividers on the roof. Bloody awesome and so fricken loud, really hot and all the toads and snakes would come out on the roads. Only lightening experience that has come close in NZ was when we lived in New Plymouth - they seem to get some good ones too.

Riff Raff

15th January 2008, 10:35

Mmmm I do so love a bit of outdoor nookie.....

Number One

15th January 2008, 10:39

Mmmm I do so love a bit of outdoor nookie.....

Here here! So - do ya know of any good spots in Welly?

Colapop

15th January 2008, 10:54

Up by the wind turbine. In fact just over the back of there is a little racetrack... :banana:

oldrider

15th January 2008, 10:58

Mmmm I do so love a bit of outdoor nookie.....

Nookie being the operative word here, never mind where or what the place is! :doh:

But then, we males are forced to pretend we care about such things simply to indulge your female wants.

Customer service is not new, it is simply an extrapolation of male qualities.

Basically deep down for us it's "nookie" :niceone: Cheers John.

Riff Raff

15th January 2008, 11:01

Here here! So - do ya know of any good spots in Welly?

Nope - only ever did it outside once when Trashy was still living in Welly, but that was more from necessity as we were tired of his flatmates bursting in on us when the urge took us. Saw a number of suitable spots when I went off exploring but I'm bggered if I can remember where they are.

Big Dave

15th January 2008, 11:27

Mmmm I do so love a bit of outdoor nookie.....

In reference to your partner m'dear - YOU KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME WITHOUT ITS PANTS ON.

Oakie

15th January 2008, 12:13

Mmmm. The area around Twizel in the MacKenzie Basin was and probably still is great for that. ( I'm sure you know all these places 'Oldrider' / John)
> The trees around the picnic/camping area at Lake Pukaki before the dam.
> The trees in the plantation at Lake Wardell
> Under the willows on the other side of Wairepo Arm
> On the shores of Lake Benmore in one of the very secluded bays
> Late at night on the other side of Kellands Ponds while you watch the cars going up SH8
> And for the very bold, Lake Ruataniwha between the camping ground and the lake.
And all within about 10 minutes of home (except for Benmore). No wonder we stayed in Twizel for 15 years.

Ooh. I think I need to be alone for a short time now.

Number One

15th January 2008, 12:31

Trudes

15th January 2008, 13:29

OK, well if you can't find Mr Kendog and I at any time during the Bucket Racing, don't come looking for us (or do so at your own peril):niceone:

Number One

15th January 2008, 13:31

OK, well if you can't find Mr Kendog and I at any time during the Bucket Racing, don't come looking for us (or do so at your own peril):niceone:

Just don't be up there on the windturbine scaring the tourists!!! :eek:

Lissa

15th January 2008, 13:38

OK, well if you can't find Mr Kendog and I at any time during the Bucket Racing, don't come looking for us (or do so at your own peril):niceone:
Thanks for warning!! :laugh:

Oakie

15th January 2008, 13:44

Just don't be up there on the windturbine scaring the tourists!!! :eek:

Oh. So that 'woooo oooo oooo' sound may not just be the sound of the wind passing over the blades then.

Patch

12th February 2008, 05:21

Nope - only ever did it outside once when Trashy was still living in Welly, but that was more from necessity as we were tired of his flatmates bursting in on us when the urge took us. Saw a number of suitable spots when I went off exploring but I'm bggered if I can remember where they are.

Jog any memories :wari:for you two adventurous peeps :laugh:

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/patchTLR/memories/hideyplace.jpg

Riff Raff

12th February 2008, 06:10

Bwahahahahaha. Ah the romance!!!

Number One

15th January 2014, 21:10

Got me some fine new wheels... ladies, gents...and others.

Tell me your fav naughty spots. Perhaps we can run a calendar to check we don't ever clash?

:laugh:

Oh KB memories...now just point me at the threads I want easily dammit

Ocean1

15th January 2014, 21:28

A gentleman never tells.

Besides, you'd need air.

Madness

15th January 2014, 21:39

Seeing as I'm not down that way often these days I'll share one.

Muhunoa East Road, Ohau, just south of Levin. A Km or so off S.H.1 (to the east, duh) there's a lovely spot under some trees beside a stream. It's been a while since I was there so this does come with a disclaimer.

Number One

15th January 2014, 21:52

A gentleman never tells.

Besides, you'd need air.

Tease :bleh: happy hows yer father and all that to you too

Seeing as I'm not down that way often these days I'll share one.

Muhunoa East Road, Ohau, just south of Levin. A Km or so off S.H.1 (to the east, duh) there's a lovely spot under some trees beside a stream. It's been a while since I was there so this does come with a disclaimer.

Noted and pinned :shutup:

koba

15th January 2014, 21:53

Jeee heee bus, never saw this back in the day.

Crazy, Crazy, Crazy!

Anyone been up to the Massey Memorial lately?

Berries

15th January 2014, 22:22

BuzzardNZ

16th January 2014, 06:56

When you fly in to Wellington airport from the north there is a hill on your left with some kind of memorial on it.

The marble is quite cold.

EDIT - Fuck. I thought I was being original at the time, and a little bit risque, but if it was the Massey Memorial I owe the ex an apology. Mind you, she was the Wellingtonian. Ah fuck, I feel used. And a little bit dirty.

I used to go jogging up Masseys Memorial with my dog. I saw a couple rooting under a tree up there and my damn dog got off the leash and ran up to them and started licking the dudes arse. I just kept on jogging :laugh:

mashman

16th January 2014, 07:04

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore :crybaby:

nudemetalz

16th January 2014, 07:57

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore :crybaby:

Totally agree !!

Banditbandit

16th January 2014, 08:27

The Kaitoke Regional Park on the way to the 'takas offers some nice secluded, shady spots beside a nice stream to bath in afterwards. And it's a nice ride out there ...

Just over the top of the hill on the way to Makara ... on the left as you go towards Makara ... also on the same road there's a nice valley at the bottom of the hill with shadey spots beside the stream ...

There's also a nice secluded cemetery just below Vic Uni on (I think) Salamanka Road ... (just might have to fight the students for space .. but it's close to the city)

Below Crawford Prison there's some nice secluded spots in the trees ... on both sides of the peninsula ... and it's a nice ride around there.

Go through Wainuiomata and south to the Orongorongo park .. if you take a bike around the coats from there (and there are obvious spots to stop) you can also ride the bikes up the Orongorongo River .. off road bikes that is ... plenty of places there.

(But no guarantees as I left WGTN in 1988.)

Ratti

16th January 2014, 08:43

Wainui coast. But not on a Tuesday evening-the BRONZ slow ride goes out there sometimes.
i have afternoons off work so up the Otaki forks road is within reach too.

mashman

16th January 2014, 10:37

Totally agree !!

:laugh: Ironic that the very activity has us in the position we are now. Do you think the kids are asleep yet darling.

Paul in NZ

16th January 2014, 11:12

merv

16th January 2014, 12:20

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

insomnia01

16th January 2014, 12:27

Whareroa beach :msn-wink: nobody around, yet you can see people/traffic on the other side of lake Taupo..... awesome spot

Paul in NZ

16th January 2014, 12:31

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

Exactly....

mashman

16th January 2014, 12:35

Exactly....

And legs... good for the quads :)

rustyrobot

16th January 2014, 12:48

:laugh: Ironic that the very activity has us in the position we are now. Do you think the kids are asleep yet darling.

Sigh. It's a wonder anyone manages to have more than one child. It's not a very sound evolutionary trait.

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

mashman

16th January 2014, 13:46

Sigh. It's a wonder anyone manages to have more than one child. It's not a very sound evolutionary trait.

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

heh... prop the door up with something. The missus usually works best as there's a little push back. Also works as a warning system should little hands try to push the door open. Fortunately ours are heavy sleepers.

James Deuce

16th January 2014, 13:46

At the beginning our baby seemed to know and start crying whenever things got interesting, then as he got older: "What's that noise? Is someone robbing the house?" "Ummm... we're wrestling" "Wrestling? Me too! Yeaaaargh!" (Flying leap on to the bed).

That's how kids accidentally get an eye poked out.

Number One

17th January 2014, 07:43

I've got kids so that sort of shit doesn't happen anymore :crybaby:

Totally agree !!

:laugh: Ironic that the very activity has us in the position we are now. Do you think the kids are asleep yet darling.

Piss Poor Excuse boys. Get your shit together :bleh:

Wainui coast. But not on a Tuesday evening-the BRONZ slow ride goes out there sometimes.
i have afternoons off work so up the Otaki forks road is within reach too.

Tuesdays it is then :shifty:

Number One

17th January 2014, 07:45

That's how kids accidentally get an eye poked out.

So long they got one good eye they'll get on in life

Number One

17th January 2014, 07:54

Of all the things that may possibly get me excited - doing it outside is not really one of them... Oh it has happened but there are just far too many loose sticks, stones, assorted prickly things and highly abrasive sand to encounter.

But - each to their own...

awwww you have a tender booty huh? Poor guy - I'm so sorry...take a picnic blanket ya wuss!

Yeah Paul, they invented beds for this kind of thing eh, or houses where the kids have left home.

Geez get in touch with your sense of adventure old timers... feel your inner caveman. :rofl:

Paul in NZ

17th January 2014, 08:06

awwww you have a tender booty huh? Poor guy - I'm so sorry...take a picnic blanket ya wuss!

You are of course assuming its MY bootie closest to the sticks and gravel... May not be the case... But a gentleman would never reveal this.

No, I love the great outdoors but its not a space that makes me feel intimate for some reason... I'm happy for you that you have found your thing of course...

I suspect in part the reason I don't find it exciting is that I do love the outdoors and am regularly in it. I have on several occasions 'disturbed' the beast with two backs while chasing the dog who was chasing 'wabbits' or simply strolling for the good of my health... Contray to popular beilief most naked people don't actually look like porn stars... Some images can be quite disturbing and rather rub the lustre off certain activities... Appologies if it was your nether regions Rhubarb the Dogs wet nose entered down the beach....

Number One

17th January 2014, 08:40

You are of course assuming its MY bootie closest to the sticks and gravel... May not be the case... But a gentleman would never reveal this.

No, I love the great outdoors but its not a space that makes me feel intimate for some reason... I'm happy for you that you have found your thing of course...

I suspect in part the reason I don't find it exciting is that I do love the outdoors and am regularly in it. I have on several occasions 'disturbed' the beast with two backs while chasing the dog who was chasing 'wabbits' or simply strolling for the good of my health... Contray to popular beilief most naked people don't actually look like porn stars... Some images can be quite disturbing and rather rub the lustre off certain activities... Appologies if it was your nether regions Rhubarb the Dogs wet nose entered down the beach....

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa I don't doubt the scars you carry from your surprise finds ;) and ya just never know right...