First time in the Big City [Archive]

Romeo

15th January 2008, 03:47

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First time in the Big City

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</br><br/>EDIT: For those who don't know, this guy is a West African Internet scammer. The photo is to prove his identity to the potential "investor" - who just happens to be a scam "Fisher", set on wasting the scammers time.</br><br/></br><br/></div>

Trudes

15th January 2008, 06:36

Awww, he looks very proud of himself! Good on him for getting off his arse and getting a job.:clap:

Number One

15th January 2008, 07:04

Those legs go all the way up!!! Imagine that wedgy :crazy:

karla

15th January 2008, 07:06

..... :) ....

James Deuce

15th January 2008, 07:26

How about I hand over an Amazonian Indian's penis sheath and suggest that one of you blokes get dressed for work?

Taking the piss out of people doing their best gives me the shits.

Number One

15th January 2008, 07:31

How about I hand over an Amazonian Indian's penis sheath and suggest that one of you blokes get dressed for work?

:lol: No rush for me....

Taking the piss out of people doing their best gives me the shits.

grumble grumble grumble - the image has some humour in it. The person and their 'situation' is not funny.

more_fasterer

15th January 2008, 12:07

He's got legs up to his face!

Number One

15th January 2008, 12:13

He's got legs up to his face!

shhh...you'll wake Jim2

James Deuce

15th January 2008, 13:13

Mmmmmmmf....Whazzat?

Number One

15th January 2008, 13:21

Mmmmmmmf....Whazzat?

Nothing dear...back off to sleep you go...

BETTER YET go back to giving my good friend Biker-NIM-Ho the learn.

James Deuce

15th January 2008, 13:45

Righto Mum....zzzzzzzz

Stirts

15th January 2008, 13:55

What a clever bugger he is.....I never even thought to do that, would save me having to get my pants hemmed!!! Schexy tiiime :eek:

yungatart

15th January 2008, 13:59

Actually that bloke could teach the average Kiwi a thing or two about presentation...he's clean and tidy, which is a lot more than I can say about some of the dropkicks around here.

Stirts

15th January 2008, 14:04

Actually that bloke could teach the average Kiwi a thing or two about presentation...he's clean and tidy, which is a lot more than I can say about some of the dropkicks around here.

I second that....this is what one of our HR Managers wears to the office...it's just WRONG!!!!!

Number One

15th January 2008, 14:20

I second that....this is what one of our HR Managers wears to the office...it's just WRONG!!!!!

Hey I know her - what floor of my building are you on?

007XX

15th January 2008, 14:23

Hey I know her - what floor of my building are you on?

:shit: That's a SHE???? Bloody hell...It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference these days :lol:

Stirts

15th January 2008, 14:26

Hey I know her - what floor of my building are you on?

Its a MAN....wait.....no.....fark......you like? I can introduce you? He love you loooongggggggggggggtiiiime if you pick his undies out of his bum.....with your mouth :)

Number One

15th January 2008, 14:30

Its a MAN....wait.....no.....fark......you like? I can introduce you? He love you loooongggggggggggggtiiiime if you pick his undies out of his bum.....with your mouth :)

Yeah baby. But bin there done that, prefer to munch butts minus the big saggy Y fronts. ANd he was way hotter as a girl too honest! :clap:

007XX

15th January 2008, 14:38

Stirts

15th January 2008, 14:51

Yeah baby. But bin there done that, prefer to munch butts minus the big saggy Y fronts. ANd he was way hotter as a girl too honest! :clap:

OKAY.....I totally understand where you are coming from.....so.... just for you my sweet, I found this lovely young lady for you, no big saggy y fronts here :no: purple frilly ones :yes:.....AND at the thought of meeting you...her knickers fell off :eek: !!!! Have you always had that effect on people? :msn-wink:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:03

AND at the thought of meeting you...her knickers fell off :eek: !!!! Have you always had that effect on people? :msn-wink:

It is a gift that I weild with respect for it's power is maginificent....:headbang:

mwwwooooohhhhh hahahahaaa

EDIT: just saw this piccie in enlarged format...crap that's bad. Not from your private album is it???

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:12

It is a gift that I weild with respect for it's power is maginificent....:headbang:

:laugh: I bow to thee oh magnificent one!!!!!

just saw this piccie in enlarged format...crap that's bad. Not from your private album is it???

:o feck...me been busted.....tis a photo of me :doh: you were talking about the quality of the photo aye? not my sexy arse aye? aye? And there I was hoping to score :(

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:26

:o feck...me been busted.....tis a photo of me :doh: you were talking about the quality of the photo aye? not my sexy arse aye? aye? And there I was hoping to score :(

That generous ladies caboose didn't need enlarging that's for sure. Now stop teasing me my dear you're distracting me from my paid employment. :dodge:

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:28

And there I was hoping to score :(

You never asked me!:shit: Bitch...:girlfight:

And there was I, thinking we had something special...:weep:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:32

You never asked me!:shit: Bitch...:girlfight:

And there was I, thinking we had something special...:weep:

Hey I thought WE had something special? :girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:34

You never asked me!:shit: Bitch...:girlfight:

And there was I, thinking we had something special...:weep:

Me too shy....you are out of my league...I was too scared to ask.

Sweetpea....... me loves you looooongtiiimme, you should know that!!!

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:35

Hey I thought WE had something special? :girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

Oh we do my dear! And I'll show how special when I get down to Welly :devil2:

Where is that Monogamy versus polygamy thread again...:crazy:??

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:36

my dear you're distracting me from my paid employment. :dodge:

I know....teeehheeeee.....am I annoying you yet?

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:36

Me too shy....you are out of my league...I was too scared to ask.

Sweetpea....... me loves you looooongtiiimme, you should know that!!!

Purr...purrr...Oh you say the sweetest things! :blip:

But shy, you?!? :killingme

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:37

I know....teeehheeeee.....am I annoying you yet?

Dunno....am I working yet? :laugh:

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:37

Oh we do my dear! And I'll show how special when I get down to Welly :devil2:

Where is that Monogamy versus polygamy thread again...:crazy:??

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:39

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

Ladies ladies, please!

I am sure we all have enough love to go round :innocent: We can share our toys with each other can't we? :yes:

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:40

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
:girlfight::girlfight::girlfight::girlfight:

So....what's you girls' preference? Strawberry or boysenbery jelly for that wrestle? :laugh:

Oh no, hang on...I Know!!! CHOCOLATE....:woohoo:

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:41

Ladies ladies, please!

I am sure we all have enough love to go round :innocent: We can share our toys with each other can't we? :yes:

Ooooohhh, I don't know....I'd need to recharge Bunny's batteries first! :innocent:

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:41

So....what's you girls' preference? Strawberry or boysenbery jelly for that wrestle? :laugh:

Oh no, hang on...I Know!!! CHOCOLATE....:woohoo:

NOW THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU SO!!!! :drool:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:43

So....what's you girls' preference? Strawberry or boysenbery jelly for that wrestle? :laugh:

Oh no, hang on...I Know!!! CHOCOLATE....:woohoo:

Definitely chocolate - though I will likely loose interest in you lot.

Chocolate makes the world go round.....'drool' Pisses me off when I can't find the right smilie! Damn them and their moving around!

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:44

....I'd need to recharge Bunny's batteries first! :innocent:

Positively wicked you are! Love yer work :drool:

There's that damn drool smilie!!!

White trash

15th January 2008, 15:45

I think you hairy, lesbian, biker women need to settle down a little.

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:46

NOW THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU SO!!!! :drool:

Te he...I got loads of good ideas like that :yes:

I have a GF who knows the importer of a very fine belgian chocolate. It comes in tubfull, of about a litre and a half. It is meant to be used with a chocolate fountain, and honnestly, it is very much what I would call a Mouthgasm...:drool:

Most people dip pieces of fruit in it...I say Bugger that! It is just my fingers, and lots of that yummy, warm and runny chocolate.

Dang, I'm hungry now! :rolleyes:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:47

I think you hairy, lesbian, biker women need to settle down a little.

Come here you:bash:....hairy lesbian I am not...and and and mY hubbies bigger than you and anyway you just jealous you weren't invited in to watch! :eek:

White trash

15th January 2008, 15:48

Your hubby's bigger than alot of hubbies actually :D

Edit: "Tubby Hubby" has a good ring to it, you could probably hire him out.

Stirts

15th January 2008, 15:48

Te he...I got loads of good ideas like that :yes:

I have a GF who knows the importer of a very fine belgian chocolate. It comes in tubfull, of about a litre and a half. It is meant to be used with a chocolate fountain, and honnestly, it is very much what I would call a Mouthgasm...:drool:

Most people dip pieces of fruit in it...I say Bugger that! It is just my fingers, and lots of that yummy, warm and runny chocolate.

Dang, I'm hungry now! :rolleyes:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dip dip

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:49

I think you hairy, lesbian, biker women need to settle down a little.

You weren't included in other kids' games as a child, were you?

I still think you rock on the track though...:Punk:

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:50

Your hubby's bigger than alot of hubbies actually :D

I'll tell him ya said that peewee :done:

you could hire him out.

Doubt it! I ain't sharing him not even for a wicked profit!

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:51

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dip dip

Bugger, I wouldn't be able to use that as my next avatar, cos apparently I'm a hairy lesbian now...:whistle: :rofl:

In no way could that possibly interest me! :innocent:

White trash

15th January 2008, 15:52

I aint scared of him OR you. 675kms of seperation does wonders for the bravado.

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:52

Your hubby's bigger than alot of hubbies actually :D

Edit: "Tubby Hubby" has a good ring to it, you could probably hire him out.

Says the coat hanger...

*:eek:run away....*

White trash

15th January 2008, 15:55

You weren't included in other kids' games as a child, were you?
Nah, just reiterating a comment made on the piss on Saturday night. :D

007XX

15th January 2008, 15:58

Nah, just reiterating a comment made on the piss on Saturday night. :D

Ah yes, I thought it was a little unlike you to disparage happy banter...:D

Crap, now I feel bad about the "coat hanger" thing :p

Number One

15th January 2008, 15:58

Nah, just reiterating a comment made on the piss on Saturday night. :D

He said that Google actually got his information off BONGO.....He also said that Sully is 'feared by other riders!':clap:

Sully60

15th January 2008, 16:09

Your hubby's bigger than alot of hubbies actually

Edit: "Tubby Hubby" has a good ring to it, you could probably hire him out.

:Pokey:
I suppose there is a lot of me to go around and if you slap me it just keeps going around and round and round....

Sully is 'feared by other riders!':clap:

I'd be scared if was going to be run over by a 100kg's of leather clad dribbling idiot too!

Hang on who are we scared of again?:confused:

White trash

15th January 2008, 16:13

He said that Google actually got his information off BONGO.....He also said that Sully is 'feared by other riders!':clap:

You know those texts cost three quid each eh?

And you're right, I'm so "fearfull" I let him go in front. Getting taken out by a TL on it's front wheel while missing a brake disc is never going to be an easy pill to swallow.

White trash

15th January 2008, 16:17

Ah yes, I thought it was a little unlike you to disparage happy banter...:D

Crap, now I feel bad about the "coat hanger" thing :p

I'll have you know in real life I'm an extremely happy banterer:devil2:

And don't feel bad luv. I've been called far worse on here. Pretty thick skin in the trash household :)

ManDownUnder

15th January 2008, 16:37

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dip dip

That looks like mine!

Sully60

15th January 2008, 17:03

That looks like mine!

Dude, did you not learn about rain coats and sunscreen?:laugh:

Stirts

16th January 2008, 07:10

That looks like mine!

I heard yours was.....well :bleh:

007XX

16th January 2008, 07:36

I'll have you know in real life I'm an extremely happy banterer:devil2:

And don't feel bad luv. I've been called far worse on here. Pretty thick skin in the trash household :)

Mebbe....but everytime I see you, you got this deep look of concentration on your face...understandably so though :yes: Hopefully will be able to remedy to this next time :D

That looks like mine!

:shit: Whaaaaaat?!? you're secretly black? *and ...ahem...the bow's a bit nancy if you ask me...:whistle:*

I heard yours was.....well :bleh:

*splutter, splutter...cough* Bling awarded...:first:

ManDownUnder

16th January 2008, 07:59

Dude, did you not learn about rain coats and sunscreen?:laugh:

LOL... errr... no.

I heard yours was.....well :bleh:
Hey it was cold that day! SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!

:shit: Whaaaaaat?!? you're secretly black? *and ...ahem...the bow's a bit nancy if you ask me...:whistle:*
no... and fair call.

... I was actually referring to the runny chokky ... I had Gastro recently...