thieving little bastards

[SpankMe]

I got burgled :angry2:

Went to my girlfriends last night at 9 and was going to work at 01:00 but decided to stop off home first. I must have disturbed the prick in the act because one of his booty bags was still on the floor with some DVDs in it.
He got my PS2, games, slug pistol and about 20 of my DVDs.


<span style="letter-spacing: 10px">He took all my porn </span> :crybaby:
He obviously didn't have time to take everything he wanted, but what worries me is that he now knows there's more good stuff to nick. :(

[Blakamin]

Fuckin little prick!.....looks like he might know your hours too???

[Magua]

Sorry to hear that, my family has been robbed twice. Doesn't get any easier.

[Quasievil]

Man that sucks, go buy a big dog or booby trap the remaining gear with a bomb or something.

Its unlikely he will come back though, if you disturbed him he will be nervous about your unpredicatable pad.

at least he didnt nick the KB server, or is that somewhere else?

[SpankMe]

at least he didnt nick the KB server, or is that somewhere else?

The server is in Texas. Too many gun nutters there to risk house breaking.

[SPman]

Bring back the right to carry concealed weapons I say - like Texas!

The little shit WILL be back!

[aff-man]

I got burgled :angry2:

Went to my girlfriends last night at 9 and was going to work at 01:00 but decided to stop off home first. I must have disturbed the prick in the act because one of his booty bags was still on the floor with some DVDs in it.
He got my PS2, games, slug pistol and about 20 of my DVDs.


<span style="letter-spacing: 10px">He took all my porn </span> :crybaby:
He obviously didn't have time to take everything he wanted, but what worries me is that he now knows there's more good stuff to nick. :(

I think this may be a good time to sit in the closet with a baseball bat and see if the f@#kwit returns :mad:

[duckman]

Nooooo ... not the porn!!!
This sounds like the same guy that robbed Nhuan.

They took all his DVD's, PS2 and games .... Don't know if they pinched his porn... he didn't say.

Install a PC camera!! and setup a sting!! Then lets all beat the shit outta them!!

[vifferman]

Sorry to hear that, SpankMe.
I've been there too. :mad: (Not in your house - on the receiving end of burglars).

The worst thing is the feeling of being violated, and knowing some arsehole has been in your house rifling around, stealing your things, and generally behaving in an entirely different way to how you would. Bet they'd change their ways if they were on the receiving end a few times...

Our current house is well protected with a good burlgar alarm (rings my cellphone), and we have a very nosey neighbour and good neighbourhod watch.
Doesn't help though when the kids leave the house unlocked, alarm off, and the garage door wide open! Luckily, the one time this happened, nothing got whipped. It'd piss me off big time to have to replace all my power tools.

[Mr Skid]

Its unlikely he will come back though, if you disturbed him he will be nervous about your unpredicatable pad.

I guess if the pr0n he nicked was dodgy enough he'd probably be feeling quite nervous right now :buggerd:

Sounds like it's about time to start getting quotes on an alarm system. We haven't been troubled since we got one fitted.

[FROSTY]

Shit spank -Sorry to hear that -I can put ya onto a bloody good alarm company if that helps.

[Skyryder]

Sorry to hear about the burglery. The only thing that I can recomend to get ride of the arseholes 'presence' is a good can of atiseptic air freshner. Think of it as a ritual cleansing of your home. I had some bonsai stolen a few years back and could not remove the thief's contamination from my nursery. Was told to ritualy cleanse it. I used some outdoor incense. I know this sounds silly but the act of removing their contamination does help. A little prayer to your god asking that his manhood cease to function just might be appropiate too.

Skyryder

[duckman]

Sooooo Once you filled out your insurance claim .... are we going porn shopping ??? :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

I think this may be a good time to sit in the closet with a baseball bat and see if the f@#kwit returns :mad:

If SpankMe decides to do a stint in his closet, I don't think it'll be a baseball bat he'll be holding.

And, SpankMe, that really sucks, dude, my sympathies. Burn the buggers. Burn them all.

Those slug pistols aren't cheap, either, are they? Might be a good idea to keep the replacement in the gun safe.

Still, you'll have a bit of fun filling out the DVD titles on your insurance claim form :buggerd:

[MikeL]

It would be interesting to find out how many on this forum HAVEN'T been burgled.

Like many, I waited until after it happened before installing an alarm. But I think a big, loud dog is also a good investment.

The comparatively low priority which the police seem to place on reducing this type of crime causes resentment among those who have suffered not just the loss of valuable and sometimes irreplaceable items, but also the sense of violation and subsequent anxiety and loss of enjoyment of life...

[MOTOXXX]

My condolences.
Hope that you got insurance.

just lucky you went home when you did and he didnt clean you out.

i guess it would be some what uncomfortable telling the insurance company/assessor that he nicked 20 of your best blue movies. :shit:

hopfly the little bastard doesnt know your work hours.

weres the world going these days eh?
wat ever happend to getting off your ass and working for your fukn money like the rest of us. :angry2:

[Racey Rider]

I got burgled :angry2:


He took all my porn :crybaby:

:(
Dam! What is this world cuming too,('cuse the pun!), when even a mans Porn is't sacred! :argh:

Now if you had shared that Porn around to the rest for safe keeping, then You have it all back again already! :yes:

Condolences.

[scroter]

ok time to organise a party :drinknsin ....

.... across the road from spank mes place. Set up some kind of booby trap or trigger device so that we know the fuckers goin thru his magazine rack.

Then we all go over there and beat the living piss out of him :angry: :ar15: :kick: :Pokey: :bash:

if that dosent work we ring the :Police: and when they say they havent got anyone free yet then wait thirty seconds and call back saying we all :2guns: the prick. Then see how :scooter: fast they get there. punks :Punk:

[Paul in NZ]

Sorry to hear it. I bloody hate thieves....

:angry2:

Paul N

[rodgerd]

The comparatively low priority which the police seem to place on reducing this type of crime causes resentment among those who have suffered not just the loss of valuable and sometimes irreplaceable items, but also the sense of violation and subsequent anxiety and loss of enjoyment of life...

I've been pretty lucky there: I've been burgled twice (once the house, once the car). Both times the cops caught the miscreants responsible, and recovered all the gear from one burglary and most of it from the other. Well done, lads and ladies in blue.

Now, the way one of them got out of a stint in prison after a run of a dozen burglaries by waving her kid around stank to high heaven. You know what? Kid might be better off without mum raising it...

[750Y]

bummer mate! shit happens eh!


... I think a big, loud dog is also a good investment...

We have a BullMastiff, we've never been burgled with him. he will jump a 6 foot fence lol. best advice to any theives is to go elsewhere. 8-)

[NhuanH]

Nooooo ... not the porn!!!
This sounds like the same guy that robbed Nhuan.

They took all his DVD's, PS2 and games .... Don't know if they pinched his porn... he didn't say.



Eh? What porn? :confused: :innocent: :whistle:

Yeah, sounds like the same bassa/s. Nothing a D cell Mag Lite wouldn't fix. :mad:

[spudchucka]

Like many, I waited until after it happened before installing an alarm. But I think a big, loud dog is also a good investment.
Alarms are good but often monitoring companies are slack. We often get calls from them to check out a house alarm thats been activated 45 minutes ago because they can't get to it. Why not call the police when the bloody thing goes off? Then they might have a chance of catching the wankers!

Dogs are good too, even stupid yappy ones can scare off a burglar. My personal preference is for large angry dogs that are capable of removing limbs.


The comparatively low priority which the police seem to place on reducing this type of crime causes resentment among those who have suffered not just the loss of valuable and sometimes irreplaceable items, but also the sense of violation and subsequent anxiety and loss of enjoyment of life
On the contrary, the police place a very high priority on stopping volume crimes such as burglary. In areas outside of Auckland response times are generally very good and timely calls for assistance result in many arrests. The problem with Auckland is that staffing is always stretched to the limit and the level of crime is such that armed robbery is now a volume crime like burglary and theft from cars. The govt & police administration need to face up to the real issues in Auckland and resource appropriately.

[Ghost Lemur]

After all the dog-bite scare mongoring(sp?) in the media, what's the deal with dogs now? The senario being burglar comes onto property gets justifiably savaged by fox terrier, or other similarly vicious dog. Can the owners be done? Or is there still some small level of common sense in this country.

[Blakamin]

Or is there still some small level of common sense in this country.
dunno about common sense
http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3094675a11,00.html

[SuperDave]

Yeah that really sucks. At least what was stolen is replacable I guess. I love the fact that in NZ everyone actually gives a crap that something like this happened. Back in South Africa, this kinda thing is just an ordinary occurance.

I think a rapist actually needs to kill his victim to make the papers now...sad really.

[Lord Pac]

NO NO NO- not the porn :crybaby:


Sorry to hear that mate.

btw- not home made movies aye? :msn-wink: :lol:

[spudchucka]

After all the dog-bite scare mongoring(sp?) in the media, what's the deal with dogs now? The senario being burglar comes onto property gets justifiably savaged by fox terrier, or other similarly vicious dog. Can the owners be done? Or is there still some small level of common sense in this country.
Go here:

http://www.legislation.co.nz/browse_vw.asp?content-set=pal_statutes

Look up the Dog Control Act 1996.

The relevant sections appear to be 31 - 33F and 52 - 66. Happy reading.

[toads]

we have been burgaled and unfortunately at the time had no insurance, we came home from 3 days camping at the beach with our 6 young kids to find the house ransacked, they took everything that wasn't tied down, the worst part was the locals all knew who had taken stuff but didn't want to nark, the local cop caught them in the act a week later and we got whatever they hadn't sold on or burnt back, they got off though cos they had over 25 convictions for burglary pending and 11 warrants out for their arrest. they got 2 months in jail for the previous burglaries and nothing for ours cos they "admitted" to the offence.
they even took the spuds in the cupboard, toilet paper, shampoo, and the kids clothes, unbelievable really. needless to say we now have deadbolts, security lights, security doors and an alarm, and most importantly insurance. I trust noone these days, you find things missing for years afterwards and feel really violated, it sucks, I agree the penalties are a giant pisstake, I would love to have a pet tiger roaming loose in the house next time! grrrr :mad:

[Deano]

Bad luck Spank.

We got broken into to last year but the cops caught him later on (he had about 30+ burgs to his name). He was only after jewellery and cash thankfully, of which there was none lying around.

My partner took it harder as she felt violated and was afraid to be alone in the house at night for a while.

I was just disappointed we didn't catch him in the act and give him a good hiding.

As for dogs, we have two - my boy has one of the loudest barks you have ever heard and if I encouraged him Im sure he would bite. He is a bull mastiff/pitbull/bull terrier/ridgeback cross but as he was brought up the right way has an excellent temperament and the burglar was comfortable around dogs so Im not surprised he wasn't mauled. He also broke in to the laundry where the dog biscuits are kept and the door was closed, so he had ample chance to make friends.

As far as the Dog Control Act goes, I wouldn't like to be in the situation where my dog bit someone on my property as you just never know. A man's house is his castle and so should be able to have a dog to defend it, but kids being kids often jump the fence to retrieve a ball - has happened to me but thankfully my boy just bailed the kid up against the fence.

BTW - best story I ever heard about dogs and burglars. A family was away and had a neighbour feeding their two dobermans. First morning both dogs came out (dog door) to be fed. First night only one came out and neighbour thought the other one must be inside sleeping or something. Second morning the other dog came out only. Second evening the first dog only came back out. Third morning and the other dog only came out. Neighbour thought pretty strange but both dogs were getting a feed so didn't worry about it.

When the family returned home - one dog came running out to greet them and they found the second dog inside the bedroom sitting attentatively outside the bedroom closet.

Inside the closet was a burglar who had been stranded for two or three days while the dogs took turns guarding him and feeding.

Hope it was true story -pretty incredible.

[bluninja]

Spank, sorry to hear about the theft. I must be one of the forutnate ones in that I've not suffered a break in and theft. Came close about 18 years ago when someone tried but couldn't get in. Shortly after I got a dog, and no problems since then.....but alas the last dog died before we left NZ (aged 17). Dogs are great, cos a burglar doesn't even want a small bite and they don't know what a dog will do.....and that's apart from the barking when they try to get in.

[Jackrat]

Bummer mate,sorry to hear this.
The pricks need boiling in oil.
I got ripped off today as well,not to your extent but ripped off all the same.
The real pity is somebody else will probably get it worse now.
I left my car ignition kit on the back of me truck while I went into a shop.Was only gone a minite and some scab nicked it.
Now some bugger will have their car or way worse,their bike stolen,an it will be my kit that's used to do it.
Plus I got'a lay out another $70 to replace it :mad:

[jimbo600]

Bad juju Spank. I hope he returns and you catch him in the act, beat crap out of the c**t, and shackle him to your garage floor so you can have some entertainment when visited by KB members. i.e. Beat fuck out of the broken ass type scenario.

Jeez I hate thieves.

Lets hope Highway Patrol gave him a jolly good ticketing.

[Ms Piggy]

That sux SpankMe. Boo hiss!!! :crazy:

[Uncle B]

Used to work with a guy who went home one lunch time to find that his house had been done over....he was gutted.
2 weeks later he went home for lunch and found 2 young bastards ransacking the place....when the cops turned up they found the burglars sitting on the front lawn looking a little ruffed up whilst being stood over by him.
One of the cops noticed that all the glass in the front door was broken (standard 4 panel glass door) but none of the glass was on the inside as you would expect but all over the steps.
The policeman asked what had happened, the guy answered.....They broke into my house and I was just trying to help them break out.
No charges were laid. No more burglaries.

[Slipstream]

I got burgled :angry2:

Went to my girlfriends last night at 9 and was going to work at 01:00 but decided to stop off home first. I must have disturbed the prick in the act because one of his booty bags was still on the floor with some DVDs in it.
He got my PS2, games, slug pistol and about 20 of my DVDs.


<span style="letter-spacing: 10px">He took all my porn </span> :crybaby:
He obviously didn't have time to take everything he wanted, but what worries me is that he now knows there's more good stuff to nick. :(


:shit: :angry2:

The guy that nicked off with some of my flatmates stuff just got caught.
Not only is my flatie getting back his stereo, he's getting money aswell for damages....maybe the same will happen for you. :yeah:

[Blakamin]

my view is that all thievin motherfuckers should have the shit kicked out of them in public

14 years ago, my brother and I shared a house (in Aus) when we were run through by 9 maoris from ashtons circus.. I'd only been back in aus for 6 months after living here for 6 years and didnt remember the emergency number... (000 if anyone needs it).. .a guy my brother had previously sold "tinnies" to brought them around when they met him at the pub and asked to score... they came in thru the front and back simultaneously....I was watching a marilyn monroe special and my brother was in bed.. 1am on a monday morning... brother jumed off his bed and hit one in the head with a baseball bat... the guy just shook his head and took it off himm... wish they didnt have that bat!...they ripped the phones to bits..."wheres ya money and ya drugs cunt"... "we have none" SMACK ...pretty much beat the shit out of us for an hour and a half. they told us we were gunna watch the guy that brought them around "DIE"... scarey blokes with kitchen knives you tend to believe...they made us drop our jeans to our ankles and squat on the floor so we couldn't run...they caught a cab back to the showgrounds to grab spare parts for their car and the cab driver didnt notice the smashed doors and windows...(WTF??) after saying "bet ya thought this only happenend in the movies" about 15 times, they asked about the car in the driveway.."whos car?"..me: "there isnt one" SMACK...bat in the head...that went on for about ten minutes before i said "dunno" (my fairlane was at a mates getting a new diff, there was no car in the drive) after 2 hours they left... takin my bass (american BC Rich Warlock), a rented TV that they smashed, and various other shit.... the left the stereo untouched coz "we like music"...... we bolted
next day went around to find a kitchen knife embedded into the wall up to the hilt... in a stud!
slept with a screwdriver under my pillow for a while after that... and glad we didnt find them with the handgun we bought...(then I started to go off the rails for a few years, but thats another story)
all thieves need something done to them :angry2:

[SpankMe]

Yep, we're getting far too soft on crims. Violent offenders should get a violent punishment and it should be open and public. How can a punishment be a deterrent when it is hidden behind closed doors?

Jail time is not a deterrent for these people. It’s just looked upon as a drawback of the job. And what is jail time. A loss of freedom, yes, but do they do anything but lie around getting wasted? Jail time should be HARD time. The work doesn’t even need to have a point, so long as it is difficult and long. 12-16 hour work days, every day.

[Blakamin]

And what is jail time. A loss of freedom, yes, but do they do anything but lie around getting wasted? Jail time should be HARD time. The work doesn’t even need to have a point, so long as it is difficult and long. 12-16 hour work days, every day.
Definately!!!

I met a guy who had spent so much time in "HM Holiday Camp" he couldnt live in the real world... was out 5 days and went "fuggit" got loaded on rowies and went on a spree... he felt safer at "home"

[spudchucka]

all thieves need something done to them :angry2:
So do drug dealers!

You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.

[Blakamin]

So do drug dealers!

You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.
so what you are saying is i deserved it???? :finger:


he's actually graduated now tho....he's a smack head...
and I was living in a house with him coz he was my brother... ever had a brother, SC??? you can pick yer friends, ya cant pick ya family.... but you tend to give them a chance..
and for your info... the only "drugs" I have done for the last 7 years have been beer and tobacco.. i fucked up when i was younger, yeah, but i'll be the first to admit it... you never fucked up??? oohh... no...you're a cop :laugh:

[justsomeguy]

I too got burgled twice - about a year ago. First time the bastard only came into our garage - there was nothing there except a few of my shoes. REally nice ones too - bought on a student budget. Anyway we shrugged it off.

The next time was a few months later when my mum was sleeping in her room. About noon - yes in the day - talk about daylight roberry.

They were very quiet - was very quick only entered the living room. My mum only took a nap for an hour. When she woke up - she saw a few things missing. They only took a radio and a cellphone.

She felt very bad (invasion of privacy, etc) as she is a middle aged conservative minded lady. So she called the cops. They promptly arrived three days later and asked us to supply a list of all the items missing and any proof of ownership

Then did absolutely nothing about it. We tried to call the person/ officer incharge and they would reply with - we are on it. Blah blah.

My opinion of the cops is reducing lower everyday. Back where I come- if you catch a theif - he gets bashed. Then the cops come - and then he gets a bashing his grandchildren will never forget.

Out here - its like you are going to jail for life or 6 months whichever comes first. And yeah you will be let out after a month for good behaviour. But we shouldn't complain. As it goes right to the top. See the news yesterday - the drivers get penalised for speeding with Helen Clark - yeah right! What a load of crock.

Seems like we like the rotten parts of society here.

Better rights for prisoners --- gah!:mad:

[Madmax]

Shit had one burg
found out who it was and offerd to pull out some of his teeth,
got everything back (they even cleaned it).
One home invasion, put one in hospital, the other two leged it,
me and my mates and me found them 3 days later
(we beat the names out of number one)
last time i saw one he took off so fast i could not keep up
(on foot,shit he was wearing gum boots,he would have done
the fastest gumboot mile)
:devil2:

[justsomeguy]

Shit had one burg
found out who it was and offerd to pull out some of his teeth,
got everything back (they even cleaned it).
One home invasion, put one in hospital, the other two leged it,
me and my mates and me found them 3 days later
(we beat the names out of number one)
last time i saw one he took off so fast i could not keep up
(on foot,shit he was wearing gum boots,he would have done
the fastest gumboot mile)
:devil2:
That's the way to do it!!!:first:

[spudchucka]

so what you are saying is i deserved it???? :finger:


he's actually graduated now tho....he's a smack head...
and I was living in a house with him coz he was my brother... ever had a brother, SC??? you can pick yer friends, ya cant pick ya family.... but you tend to give them a chance..
and for your info... the only "drugs" I have done for the last 7 years have been beer and tobacco.. i fucked up when i was younger, yeah, but i'll be the first to admit it... you never fucked up??? oohh... no...you're a cop :laugh:
I'm not suggesting you deserved it, just that it was highly predictable given the circumstances. Drugs, theft, burglary and violence are all intimately associated to each other. Get involved in on and it will lead you to another.

[Indiana_Jones]

Pricks like that should be taken outside and shot.
Gay PC leftie knobs blaming society on the theives problems, see if they say that if their place gets robbed. :argh:

-Indy

[Blakamin]

I'm not suggesting you deserved it, just that it was highly predictable given the circumstances. Drugs, theft, burglary and violence are all intimately associated to each other. Get involved in on and it will lead you to another.
My brother over the space of a year sold a tinnie or 10... alll associated???
highly predictable??? not in a town of 50,000 people it aint... this didnt happen in melbourne, it was in a rural city... ballarat...
ok... the other houses that I left out of the run-thru thing were country towns... no drugs... just nice houses...why did the shit happen to them???...
ps. the cops had records of 13 run-thrus at the time the circus was in towns, but they had no proof

btw.... coz i havent been here that long, and haven't read a lot of posts, do you ever tell anybody about your rides??? i know SD enthralls us all with his stories (which, I think is pretty cool) but all I ever hear from you is legal stuff.... am I missing bits????

[spudchucka]

My bike has been in bits for about 6 months. When its back together I'm selling it. I pretty much ride on my own because shift work etc isn't always compatible with weekend rides, plus I've gotten pissed off in the past with 2 wheeled morons with no common sense. You will find that most of my posts are either responses to peoples questions or to comments that for some reason are either incorrect, misleading or outright bullshit.

You mentioned that the incident involving your brother happened in a small country town. Its been my experience that small town people all know exactly what others in their town are up to, it only takes a loose word to the wrong person at the local pub and you end up with a major incident on your hands. Like I said, its predictable.

[Jackrat]

My bike has been in bits for about 6 months. When its back together I'm selling it. I pretty much ride on my own because shift work etc isn't always compatible with weekend rides, plus I've gotten pissed off in the past with 2 wheeled morons with no common sense. You will find that most of my posts are either responses to peoples questions or to comments that for some reason are either incorrect, misleading or outright bullshit.

You mentioned that the incident involving your brother happened in a small country town. Its been my experience that small town people all know exactly what others in their town are up to, it only takes a loose word to the wrong person at the local pub and you end up with a major incident on your hands. Like I said, its predictable.

Stop wasting ya' time,he doesn't really want to know.
Hell I live in a town of 7000 and we know exactly who's doing what.
The local druggies are always geting fucked over by their own but remain to stupid to see it themselfs.

[spudchucka]

Most eventually learn from experience but there are still plenty that just fail to see the obvious conection. I probably am wasting my time as you say.

[Blakamin]

Stop wasting ya' time,he doesn't really want to know.
Hell I live in a town of 7000 and we know exactly who's doing what.
The local druggies are always geting fucked over by their own but remain to stupid to see it themselfs.
LOL... good one...a small country town outside melbourne....50 - 60 thousand.. I said it also happened in small country towns to people who were "normal"

might pay to read, Jackrat!
want me to quote myself????
like i said, havent touched anything in 7 years... and i fucked up when i was younger...like i admitted... farq, JR, you another knight in shining armour are ya?



Shame about ya bike, spud..

[spudchucka]

Shame about ya bike, spud..
I'll get another one when I find something I like. I'm still thinking about a 600 dirt bike or motard type thing.

[texmo]

Go here "http://isuisse.ifrance.com/emmaf/anarcook/indanarcook.html" and make some traps, So next time the convict will get a little suprise.