MY ELection MANi-festo ...

[wari]

OKay ... pro-portional representation here in NZ ...

TIme I got my headin the pigg troff too ... :yeah:

FOrming my owne PO-litical party ... :spudwave:

needa name furitt ... ... you fullas can help outthere ...

ANd some policies ...

HE'res a few so farr..

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IT will be illegal to rain during daylight hours ..

SUmmer will be ex-tended by three months ...

MOtorcycling will be included inthe public shcool cur-riculumm ...

ONce in power ..

I will then turn the country into a dictatorshippe ... :doobey:

..

I NEed some more policies ...

HElp please ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

[Quasievil]

How about

1/ it is illegal to drive a car
2/ Beer should be drunk for morning and afternoon tea breaks
3/ Child support payments are to cease
4/ Women of good looks must wear bikinis only in warm weather
5/ kawasaki riders MUST have right of way at ALL times
6/ Suzuki riders can only ride during the hours of darkness so as not to cause visual pollution
7/ Servicing costs for motorcycles is fully funded by the Government
8/ All Registration costs are void, from this day forth the government pays you the equivalent in fuel vouchers
9/ Trackdays are to be held everyday of the week
10/ Womens Shoe shops are to be replaced by Motorcycle accessory shops
Just a few ideas

[Blakamin]

5/ kawasaki riders MUST have right of way at ALL times

Totally good ideas and I'll vote for ya Wari..... provided ^^^ doesnt happen <_<

[Motu]

Westie Power! I reckon we should extend the weekend to 4 days...3 days is needed just to get the lawn mower started! Free beer in schools should be reinstated too.

[Joni]

Im scared to vote for ya because bending over with exposed bumms will be made law too!!! :moon:

:eek:

[scroter]

How about

1/ it is illegal to drive a car
2/ Beer should be drunk for morning and afternoon tea breaks
3/ Child support payments are to cease
4/ Women of good looks must wear bikinis only in warm weather
5/ Suzuki riders MUST have right of way at ALL times
6/ Kawasaki riders can only ride during the hours of darkness so as not to cause visual pollution
7/ Servicing costs for motorcycles is fully funded by the Government
8/ All Registration costs are void, from this day forth the government pays you the equivalent in fuel vouchers
9/ Trackdays are to be held everyday of the week
10/ Womens Shoe shops are to be replaced by Motorcycle accessory shops
Just a few ideas

:laugh:

11/ every other womens shop turned into a joke shop
12/ All petrol to be made available at no cost to motorcyclist
13/ unemployment rate to increase to 100% cause no one really wants to work
14/ make me rich too.

[riffer]

15. Family court to consider the possibility of a father's right to access...
16. Police to be given discretion on tickets
17. Speeding tickets to have no fines; only demerits
18. No demerits for riding under 20km/hr under the speed limit
19. Make it an offence to drive an SUV on the road with less than 4 people in it
20. No SUV's inside city limits
21. Recognition of the possibility of "European" culture
22. No gst on imports of motorcycle parts any more than 5 years old

[jrandom]

20. No SUV's inside city limits

How are we supposed to get them up to Muriwai to destroy the dunes with, then? The Camry isn't up to the towing job.

[カワサキキド]

We will support you Der Führer.

[Jackrat]

No foreign ownership of NZ land.
All foreigners convicted of serious crimes to be taken out the back an shot.
All dealers of P ect ect to be taken out the back an shot.
All ex MOT cops to be taken out the back an shot.
All child murderers/pedophiles ect to be taken out the back an shot,after a good whipping from any interested partys.
I didn't see him/her to be considered an admission of guilt,an thus taken out the back an shot.
Bring back compulsary military sevice to all long term unemployed.
Anybody not up to it, taken out the back an shot.
All civil libiterians,taken out the back an shot.
Anybody bitching about noise at THE SPRINGS taken out the back, given a right kicking,then shot.
ME in charge of Justice.
You got a problem with that,taken out the back an,,,,,,,

[Hitcher]

No personalised plates
No SUVs
Death for the SMIDSYs (Sorry mate, I didn't see you)
Carrying of deathray disintegrator guns allowable for motorcyclists
No campervans
No caravans
No boi racers
Life imprisonment for apostrophe abuse

[Deano]

No foreign ownership of NZ land.
All foreigners convicted of serious crimes to be taken out the back an shot.
All dealers of P ect ect to be taken out the back an shot.
All ex MOT cops to be taken out the back an shot.
All child murderers/pedophiles ect to be taken out the back an shot,after a good whipping from any interested partys.
I didn't see him/her to be considered an admission of guilt,an thus taken out the back an shot.
Bring back compulsary military sevice to all long term unemployed.
Anybody not up to it, taken out the back an shot.
All civil libiterians,taken out the back an shot.
Anybody bitching about noise at THE SPRINGS taken out the back, given a right kicking,then shot.
ME in charge of Justice.
You got a problem with that,taken out the back an,,,,,,,

Thats a lot of bullets mate. How about public hangings as there is sweet FA on the tele these days. Actually, you could televise the hangings...

[SPORK]

Just thinking that. How about stabbing? Or beating to death with a 40cm black rubber dildo?:P

[Ms Piggy]

OKay ... pro-portional representation here in NZ ...

TIme I got my headin the pigg troff too ... :yeah:

FOrming my owne PO-litical party ... :spudwave:

needa name furitt ... ... you fullas can help outthere ...

ANd some policies ...

HE'res a few so farr..

..

IT will be illegal to rain during daylight hours ..

SUmmer will be ex-tended by three months ...

MOtorcycling will be included inthe public shcool cur-riculumm ...

ONce in power ..

I will then turn the country into a dictatorshippe ... :doobey:

..

I NEed some more policies ...

HElp please ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge
These are all good but wot about education policies? All riders should be given honourary degrees and never have to sit an exam if it's a good day to ride. :yes:

You have my vote.

Oh and free beer! :apint: :apint: :apint:

[Ms Piggy]

10/ Womens Shoe shops are to be replaced by Motorcycle accessory shops
Just a few ideas

NEVER!!!! Maybe a combo shoe shop & bike accessory shop but then you'd never get me ouuta there!

[Skyryder]

Education teminated at twenty five valid for car licencses only.

Education hours from 5.00am to 11. 00 pm.

Liquor stores and hotels to close at 10.00pm

Car tyres to be raised 1000%

Bike tyres no gst and no import dutes

Govenors to be mandatory on all modified cars with owners under 50

Asian drivers not to be issued with car licences.

Licences to be issued to pedestrians. If they fail must stay indoors.

Playing hip hop made into a capitol offence.

Cell phones to be banned completely.

ACC levi's abolished for bikers

On second thought all discrimination on bikers to be abolished.

Riding in formation banned banned and double banned.

Carless days to be introduced. Weekend trial to start immediatly with the view to extending this to 6 days out of seven. Passanger transport to provide services to replace cars.

MP perks to be eliminated in their entirety.

All MP to receive the same rate.

STV to be declared undemocratic

Brian Tamiki to be declared an alien along with all his members.

All reference to Muldoon to be struck from our history.

Waitangi document to be declared a forgery

Referendum to be held on the status of trikes

Immigration to cease


Hell I could go on...................

Skyryder

[marty]

NEVER!!!! Maybe a combo shoe shop & bike accessory shop but then you'd never get me ouuta there!
i guess they *could* sell m/c boots....

[Jamezo]

let's see:

500% tax on anything related to black american 'culture'

HP restrictions for learner cage drivers

All school uniforms are redesigned to be incredibly sexy

anybody who identifies themself as a goth, emo, a furry, or a skinhead will be burnt at the stake

legalised eugenics: smart good looking people who raise their kids well get tax breaks.

nationwide guitar institutions and free guitars to awesome but poor guitarists

I'll probably think of more :innocent: