Not work safe!!!

[cowpoos]

this shits got to hurt!!! :confused:








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[Number One]

this shits got to hurt!!! :confused:

OUCH! Looks as though someone just made herself a coin purse :gob:

[Fatjim]

Poos, you had an extension, I swear it was anywhere near that big when you shoved it in Boomers pipe.

[scumdog]

Is it somebody preparing to get a sprotsbike??

[ManDownUnder]

Sopranos just got themselves a new member?

The ultimate in weight loss... instantly two stone lighter...!

*Ba doom tisshhh!*

[fireball]

isnt that the new rage these days instead of piercings?

[007XX]

:shit: How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?

[nadroj]

:shit: How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?

Condom too tight?

[007XX]

Condom too tight?

:laugh: Uuuhh...not sure about that one to be honnest. It's just I can't figure the circumstances behind how it could have lead to this.
The guy doesn't appear to be on a hospital bed, and seems like he's conscious. Yet, you'd think after an injury like thst, you'd pass out, wouldn't you?

It don't make no sense, no sireee! *and maybe I just think too much*:p

[Devil]

"See, told you they'd explode if you didn't put out".

[bugjuice]

see, sneeze with your eyes open, and look what happens.

ouch.

think he licked them? :bleh:

[Stirts]

Condom too tight?

Feck....how the HELL do you put condoms on? Ya willie would fall off first me finks!!!

Condoms 101.....:banana:

[nodrog]

:shit: How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?

peanut butter and a starving jack russell?

[Stirts]

Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!

[007XX]

Feck....how the HELL do you put condoms on? Ya willie would fall off first me finks!!!

Condoms 101.....:banana:

Don't they normally use a banana for that job though?


peanut butter and a starving jack russell?

:Oops: Interesting...I was working with a mate some years ago and part of the job was to deliver pamphlets. One day, I saw him coming back from a delivery with half of the crotch missing from his pants. Turns out a little fox terrier or Jack russel kind of thing had had a go at his nog and missed...my friend didn't and there must have been a very sad owner that night discovering the dog under the house :bye:

I forgot to mention the guy in question was about the size of Colapop...very ill advised lil doggy!

[007XX]

Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

[Stirts]

Don't they normally use a banana for that job though?

dats why da banana is dancing...."I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!


:Oops: Interesting...I was working with a mate some years ago and part of the job was to deliver pamphlets. One day, I saw him coming back from a delivery with half of the crotch missing from his pants. Turns out a little fox terrier or Jack russel kind of thing had had a go at his nog and missed...my friend didn't and there must have been a very sad owner that night discovering the dog under the house :bye:

I forgot to mention the guy in question was about the size of Colapop...very ill advised lil doggy!

Hell.....I used to work in photographic lab.......the things people take photos of....picture this..... a woman lying naked on the couch.....fine...second frame......whipped cream added to her pussy......ok cool.....third frame....enter stage right.....a jack russell!!!!!

What is it with Jack Russells???

[Stirts]

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

Oh no.....he didn't satisfy ANY of them!!!

[007XX]

dats why da banana is dancing...."I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!



Hell.....I used to work in photographic lab.......the things people take photos of....picture this..... a woman lying naked on the couch.....fine...second frame......whipped cream added to her pussy......ok cool.....third frame....enter stage right.....a jack russell!!!!!

What is it with Jack Russells???


Oh no.....he didn't satisfy ANY of them!!!


:laugh: You're a sick puppy :D

[ManDownUnder]

Condom too tight?

Na mate - you just have problems putting them on...

[ManDownUnder]

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

LOL and with those two removed... as well as the agony he's in... I doubt he'll be straight for quite a while...

[007XX]

LOL and with those two removed... as well as the agony he's in... I doubt he'll be straight for quite a while...

I really hope for the poor bugger that modern medicine can reattach them somehow...:blink:

[tri boy]

clause in the divorce settlement maybe????:crybaby:

[Tank]

Opened it. Oh Fuck!

I feel ill.

I can imaging how it happened now: Getting a bit of nibbling going on... "harder", "Harder", "HARDer", "HARDER" ... "FFFUUUUCCCKKKK not that hard"

That would probally have ruined his entire day.

[mitchilin]

He's just taken shaving your nuts to a whole new level.

[Kornholio]

Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!

Hey, leave my relatives out of this :hug:

[skidMark]

he ran out of food money.

i'm gunna miss mine soon...

[mitchilin]

this shits got to hurt!!! :confused:








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I think some kind of explanation is required.This is just bizarre.Give us a backstory,even if you just make it up.I'm hoping it's just a photoshopped joke,but I don't think it is....

[Laava]

Sometimes it has to be done!

[Stirts]

Hey, leave my relatives out of this :hug:

Your family portrait per chance? :P