A question of Earth-shattering importance.

[yod]

this is what we all want to know:zzzz:

[Tank]

Vegemite is for people who ride Hondas .

[Sully60]

Marmite is for people who ride Hondas .

True that!

[Bikernereid]

Ozzie poofs then, long live Marmite and marmite in hot water to dunk bread in!!


Vegemite is for people who ride Hondas .

[skelstar]

Rant and Rave needs a fricken bomb sometimes.

[Number One]

True that!

YUP! Well that is if I end up with that little Honda...and no I'm not gay...but I could be for the right gurl :shifty:

[Sully60]

Rant and Rave needs a fricken bomb sometimes.

A Marmite or Vegemite bomb?

Or what about a sparkler bomb??????:msn-wink:

[Tank]

...and no I'm not gay...

suuuure - you keep telling people that.

If you end up with the little Honda - dont forget your leathers: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Clothing/Menswear/Costumes/auction-136730589.htm



:done:

[Number One]

suuuure - you keep telling people that.

If you end up with the little Honda - dont forget your leathers: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Clothing/Menswear/Costumes/auction-136730589.htm



:done:

errrm, nice gear - does it come in lady styles or should I just pack socks like most of you guys prolly do? :shutup: :sunny:

[Lissa]

Rant and Rave needs a fricken bomb sometimes.
So hows your day going? :whistle:

[Blue Velvet]

errrm, nice gear - does it come in lady styles or should I just pack socks like most of you guys prolly do? :shutup: :sunny:

Nah man, just let it hang loose and flap in the breeze :Pokey:

[Number One]

Nah man, just let it hang loose and flap in the breeze :Pokey:

Nothing like a good breeze up yer kilt...I mean bumless leather chaps!!

[007XX]

Promite.
Vegemite is for Vegies, Marmite is for Marmies, and Promite is for Pros.

Seriously though, it's all dodgy: basically just the black spooge of unknown provenance scraped out of factories when they're cleaning 'em.
"Fook! There's so much of this fooking crap!"
"Aye, that there is, lad. But there's money in shit y'know".
"Hey! let's stick it in a jar and sell it! Some silly twunt'll buy it!"
"Capital idea, lad. You can be in charge of jarring it then."


+1 :sick:



YUP! Well that is if I end up with that little Honda...and no I'm not gay...but I could be for the right gurl :shifty:

Are you my conscience? :eek5:


suuuure - you keep telling people that.

If you end up with the little Honda - dont forget your leathers: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Clothing/Menswear/Costumes/auction-136730589.htm


Eeeerrr, ya may wanna check your facts, cos that's PVC...:shifty:



errrm, nice gear - does it come in lady styles or should I just pack socks like most of you guys prolly do? :shutup: :sunny:

:clap:Bling sent...Nuff said, as you were...:D

[Oakie]

Vegemite on toast. One of my hangover cures.
Quite like marmite too though but no one else in the house does so I don't get it very often.

I heard a story once about an advertising agency who used marmite/vegemite (whichever) in a promotion in the USA. They sent out samples to heaps of potential clients with a message something along the lines of "If we can sell this crap to 10 million Australians, just think what we can do for your product" :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Is there a Marmite equivalent to a "Visitor in Vegemite Valley"?

Or a Happy little Vegemite?

[Tank]

errrm, nice gear - does it come in lady styles or should I just pack socks like most of you guys prolly do? :shutup: :sunny:

I prefer to use Salami - that way it feels more real when given a squeeze.

Anyway you raise a good point well. Im suitably embarrassed and have sent Bling as recompense.

[Number One]

This one time at Outward Bound...all my watch mates were getting eaten by mossies, But I wasn't and apparently it was cos they had all eaten bananas for breakfast BUT I had had Marmite toast! Try it it works..those around me bitten to buggery and me only about 5 over the whole 8 days!!! :headbang:

[Number One]

I prefer to use Salami - that way it feels more real when given a squeeze. .

LOL


Anyway you raise a good point well. Im suitably embarrassed and have sent Bling as recompense.

All is forgiven :sunny:

[Cajun]

Marmite all the way

i don't eat vegitables, so don't like vegimite

[Drew]

Finally, a decent thread on an important issue. Marmite all the way, better consistancy, with a more palatable flavour.

Those blokes who dont agree smoke cock, and the girls posting opinions should be cooking tea!!!

[Sully60]

Finally, a decent thread on an important issue. Marmite all the way, better consistancy, with a more palatable flavour.

Those blokes who dont agree smoke cock, and the girls posting opinions should be cooking tea!!!

How would you like your cocked smoked Sir?

May I suggest the chefs speciallty dish of smoked cock, basted with a fine red wine and Marmite glaze and then inserted firmly into your anoos.

Consistancy? That shit spreads like it!
(unless my son gets hold of it, eeeewwwwww!)

[MisterD]

Finally, a decent thread on an important issue. Marmite all the way, better consistancy, with a more palatable flavour.

Those blokes who dont agree smoke cock, and the girls posting opinions should be cooking tea!!!

That where you're all wrong, you need to get proper Pommie Marmite. That Sanitarium muck has fricken sugar in it....I think it's available in some supermarkets branded as "My Mate" but I goes to an English shop for that, Yorkshire Tea and mushy peas :2thumbsup

[Number One]

Consistancy? That shit spreads like it!
(unless my son gets hold of it, eeeewwwwww!)

ewwww...bin there done that! It was nothin like Marmite when he finger painted the inside of my car!!!

[Drew]

How would you like your cocked smoked Sir?

May I suggest the chefs speciallty dish of smoked cock, basted with a fine red wine and Marmite glaze and then inserted firmly into your anoos.

Consistancy? That shit spreads like it!
(unless my son gets hold of it, eeeewwwwww!)Cock smoker.


ewwww...bin there done that! It was nothin like Marmite when he finger painted the inside of my car!!!

Go cook the cock smokers dinner woman!

[Number One]

Go cook the cock smokers dinner woman!

:Oi: come here you! I'll cook your effin...bleep bleep bleepiddy bleep blep :2guns:

[yod]

this is what forums are all about; scintillating threads like this.....

:rockon:

[Blue Velvet]

That where you're all wrong, you need to get proper Pommie Marmite. That Sanitarium muck has fricken sugar in it....

I am neither for Marmite nor Vegemite.

However, MisterD is correct. NZ Marmite has lots of sugar in it (second listed ingredient so therefore made mostly of it) so would have to lose out against the other.

Anyway, yeast is for poofters.

Eat a real spread!

[Drew]

:Oi: come here you! I'll cook your...

Cheers, I'll have my steak medium thanks.:first:

[Blue Velvet]

I'll have my steak medium thanks.

Medium? Soft cock! :dodge:

[Drew]

Medium? Soft cock! :dodge:

Go cook your cock smoker HIS dinner woman.

Shit do the girls round here not read or summat?

[Number One]

Medium? Soft cock! :dodge:

Yeah! Wot she said! Me I have me steak like a real man, cut off it's feet and antlers, wipe it's ass and send it out on a plate....mmmmm FRESH MEAT :buggerd:

[Blue Velvet]

Go cook your cock smoker HIS dinner woman.

Shit do the girls round here not read or summat?

I don't have one :p

And no I can't read. I'm deaf, dumb and blind. Stop picking on disabled people :sick:

[Drew]

Yeah! Wot she said! Me I have me steak like a real man, cut off it's feet and antlers, wipe it's ass and send it out on a plate....mmmmm FRESH MEAT :buggerd:

That aint how Craig said you like it the other night after you'd ferried the wee man home. His were tales of things I thought were illegal, and a little bit suspect in my opinion.

[Blue Velvet]

His were tales of things I thought were illegal, and a little bit suspect in my opinion.

So you're a prude with no palate? <_<

[Number One]

That aint how Craig said you like it the other night after you'd ferried the wee man home. His were tales of things I thought were illegal, and a little bit suspect in my opinion.

You just fink dat cos you sheltered :Pokey:

[Blue Velvet]

You just fink dat cos you sheltered

Great minds think alike :msn-wink:

[Drew]

You just fink dat cos you sheltered :Pokey:


So you're a prude with no palate? <_<

Sheltered and prude are just deviants ways of describing normal people, by way of justifying thier sick minds.

[Blue Velvet]

Sheltered and prude are just deviants ways of describing normal people, by way of justifying thier sick minds.

I'd rather not be normal :shifty:

[Number One]

Sheltered and prude are just deviants ways of describing normal people, by way of justifying thier sick minds.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

Soft cock!

yessm... you called?

[Drew]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH :laugh:

Actually, it's the mental picture that I'm having trouble with.

[Drew]

I'd rather not be normal :shifty:

I've never been called normal, at least not to my face!

[merv]

Marmite is just so thick and tacky its Vegemite all the way in our Honda household.

[007XX]

:corn: :corn:


I'm torn...I like Drew, but I feel I should stick with the girls:sweatdrop

Ah, fark it!! I'll be sweddish on this one...:jerry:

[Oakie]

Yeah! Wot she said! Me I have me steak like a real man, cut off it's feet and antlers, wipe it's ass and send it out on a plate....mmmmm FRESH MEAT :buggerd:

Antlers?
10 chars

[Number One]

Antlers?
10 chars

:doh:...though I do like ma venison rare tooo :niceone:

[NZsarge]

Cheers, I'll have my steak medium thanks.:first:

Cock smoker!! Steak should be cooked RARE!



lol.....

[ElCoyote]

Nah man, just let it hang loose and flap in the breeze :Pokey:

What and drag on the road.............sirry iriot :woohoo:

[ElCoyote]

Marmite is just so thick and tacky its Vegemite all the way in our Honda household.

Isn't that Honda households that are thick and Marmite...........oh hell I've lost the thread. Pavlova rules and Pharlap ate it and died. So there !! :Oi:

[Oakie]

What and drag on the road.............sirry iriot :woohoo:

What! Why you riding in drag on the road?

[Swoop]

Rant and Rave needs a fricken bomb sometimes.

Don't worry. The "managements'"cunning plan to get rid of post counts' in R+R, has prevented any topics of a silly nature..........

[ElCoyote]

What! Why you riding in drag on the road?

Used to in summer but it slowed me down and the blood on the chain was hard to remove. Now just hang off the AKL Harbour bridge in summer and the Waikato bridge in winter. If I go outside these limits I get confused and possibly locked up for arousing the rabble. Ain't life a bitch.

[merv]

What was priceless was when we had a Japanese exchange student staying a few years back and I got her to try Vegemite and the eeeewwwwyyyyyyuck look on her face and she only tried it the once, while the rest of the time she continually told us she was here to eat Kiwi food, just not that stuff. Me of course I still love it - but not Marmite.

[Drew]

What was priceless was when we had a Japanese exchange student staying a few years back and I got her to try Vegemite and the eeeewwwwyyyyyyuck look on her face and she only tried it the once, while the rest of the time she continually told us she was here to eat Kiwi food, just not that stuff. Me of course I still loove it - but not Marmite.

Cock smoker.

[merv]

Cock smoker.

Crikey and I thought you were the better looking of the brothers and now I know you're a Marmite man you've gone down in my estimation :(.

[Edbear]

... and mushy peas :2thumbsup


I LOVE mushy peas!!!:2thumbsup



...oh hell I've lost the thread...:


Notice just how quickly a thread about Marmite became a thread about sex...?:blink: I reckon there isn't a subject that could be posted that KB'rs couldn't turn into one about sex within the first page...:corn:

[RearWheel]

I scoff em all , bloody marvelous stuff.... and i ride a HONDA .... but im prety sure its not ghey ..... not sure bout me though cos i do like to get me leg over her now and then:buggerd::lol:

[Disco Dan]

I remember reading that Margarine is very close to plastic in its molecular structure....


...hows your sandwich?

[yungatart]

What was priceless was when we had a Japanese exchange student staying a few years back and I got her to try Vegemite and the eeeewwwwyyyyyyuck look on her face and she only tried it the once, while the rest of the time she continually told us she was here to eat Kiwi food, just not that stuff. Me of course I still love it - but not Marmite.

My little brother resides in the US. Every month mum sends over a pack of goodies that he can't get over there. You know, Crunchie Bars, decent cheese,her homemade tomato relish etc etc and, of course, a jar of Vegemite!
His truck driver mates reckon it looks and tastes like axle grease. None of them will eat it, but I guess they must have tried the axle grease.....or how would they know what it tastes like..
Go Figure!

Me, I prefer Vegemite!

[Nasty]

Vegemite is for people who ride Hondas .

Not in this house ... its marmite or nothing!

[lb99]

Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing

cool huh :beer: :beer:

[Sanx]

I've never been called normal, especially not my face!

Yup... :bleh:

British Marmite rocks. Toast, lots of butter put on when the toast's really hot, then marmite, and mash it in.

Bliss!

[Tony.OK]

My life must be shyte!!I've just read 63 posts about I'm not sure what,cows wiff antlers,ppl smokin dangly bits,transvestites on bikes..........:confused:
Anyone would think I haven't got a bike that needs stuff doing to it:doh:

Ohh and by the way......did I say I liked vegemite

[RC1]

64 posts and no one mentioned BOVRIL that beats MM or VM imho :bleh:

[Sully60]

64 posts and no one mentioned BOVRIL that beats MM or VM imho :bleh:

It's ok that they shit in our shoes, cos we're pissing in their Bovril!:bleh:

[Wired1]

Well I eat both depending on my mood and what I'm having with it, but there isn't an option for that in the poll so what are you supposed to pick? It's a bit like MMP, no matter who you vote for the same bitch always gets in.

[Number One]

On Sunday I was making breaky for the Monsters HQ troupe and it struck me that at our place Marmite eaters co-habitate happily alongside Vegemite eaters - we even end up using the same knife sometimes :eek:

Feel the love people :laugh:

[Patch]

On Sunday I was making breaky for the Monsters HQ troupe and it struck me that at our place Marmite eaters co-habitate happily alongside Vegemite eaters - we even end up using the same knife sometimes :eek:

Feel the love people :laugh:

holy crap a woman in the kitchen . . . cooking, surely not . . .

[Number One]

holy crap a woman in the kitchen . . . cooking, surely not . . .

Just toast mind! Let's not get carried away...Hubbie is the 'official' breakfast biarch...you haven't had breakie till you've tried on of his morning creations :banana:

[Mint Sauce]

That where you're all wrong, you need to get proper Pommie Marmite. That Sanitarium muck has fricken sugar in it....


Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing

I went to school and spent my formative years in Buton on Trent where they make Marmite and Bovril. I had mates who worked at both factories to keep their various ailing British bikes going. Unless things have changed there was a lot more additives going in than sugar......

Far better to stick to the primary products of beer and meat.

Oh I also had a girlfrined for a while who worked in the labaratory of Robirch; I am not that keen on pork pies either. Now Branston Pickle is an entirely different matter!

[P38]

Marmites mighty man!

[Dave-]

I hulk out to Vegemite.

[Krayy]

You didn't put Bovril on the list!?!?!?!? :spanking:

[99TLS]

You didn't put Bovril on the list!?!?!?!? :spanking:

its about 10 posts ago

[driftn]

The things that you think of when having brekfast.

So whats it to be folks Vegimite or Marmite.

Im a Marmite fan myself

[enigma51]

The things that you think of when having brekfast.

So whats it to be folks Vegimite or Marmite.

Im a Marmite fan myself

I think its time you go to work .... you sound bored

[Cajun]

marmite all the way