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race me!!!!
19th January 2008, 14:49
ok so im sitting at work looking directly out at the big intersection in font of us watching the world go by and i hear a sports bike hauling arse up the road towards us and sirens behind him he drops down a few gears and flys past us knee down
with two bike cops in tow, they had to slow down heaps first cop goes past fine second cop.... not so much! he hadnt shaved off much speed leaned over too far and caught his left hand side pannier thing and very nearly high sided! bit of an arse twitching moment for him id say!!!!!

ps now i am not poking fun at cops or anything crazy just reporting what i saw!!!!!!

Kittyhawk
19th January 2008, 15:04
So wheres the link to youtube? lol...

As for the rider, hehe we need nutters like that to distract the cops from the other riders getting up to no good....

Wonder if he got caught?

"cuff me officer Im naughty"

breakaway
19th January 2008, 15:27
It's only a chase if you know you're being pursued, right?

skidMark
19th January 2008, 15:57
funniest thing my mates seen is two bike cops getting on the motorway on the short......one flies up the onramp sirens going all good....the next one went over too far and hit the pannier.....

lowsided.....picks up the bike fires it up and keeps going lol

those guys are nuts man.

bloodey slow at splitting though...two were behind me in botany after work one night.... heard the lights come on....oh fuck here we go.

they go boosting past me and start splitting....heading off to a callout

so i played chaseys it was great fun...kinda like chasing an ambo...

they were only splitting at like 80-100 kph though.

slow bastards.

but yeah they know how to ride those fellas....

have to be fucking good on a bike to get away from them.

al windrum is alright.

been pulled over by al twice. hes an alright dude, just don't piss him off lol

there is a nameless good cunt copper who i hear u dnt wanna mess with, but i know him so it's all good lol. well his son...same difference right???

was heading to a bike cops sons work once........going through the 50 zone doing a good XXXkph or so..bike cop goes the other way....oh fark....

pull into the sidestreet to where i was going....and walk in.....talking away and the bike cop comes through the door...here i am shitting myself, walks right past me and goes how are ya son. to his son.

thought i was proper fucked lol

you know who u r officer....wuv u.:hug:


fuck i used to be a mad bastard. lol

and oi terry ya fucker.

come over u bitch.:blink:

HenryDorsetCase
19th January 2008, 15:59
It's only a chase if you know you're being pursued, right?

excellent point. And we have a senior commissioned Pleece orifice to thank for that stunning little bit of doublethink.

Swoop
19th January 2008, 19:52
Remarkable. A thread where Jim hasn't appeared with a "Burn him!"

Ixion
19th January 2008, 20:02
Get a gun and shoot the fuck.

Patch
19th January 2008, 20:05
shoot who?

the crazed knee sliding road racer

or

the whale riding copper

ital916
19th January 2008, 20:12
Always wondered what's in the police bikes panniers, i had a good look at a police bike once, until the bike cop came back and told me to go away. I was just about to ask him a few q's too.lol

Ixion
19th January 2008, 20:35
shoot who?

the crazed knee sliding road racer

or

the whale riding copper

Whichever best suits I guess. Or both. It's quicker and simpler than burning them, and causes less pollution. We must be environmentally aware nowdays, which means shooting everybody.

PrincessBandit
19th January 2008, 20:54
Whichever best suits I guess. Or both. It's quicker and simpler than burning them, and causes less pollution. We must be environmentally aware nowdays, which means shooting everybody.

Ah but burning might get rid of the evidence better? unless they get in those csi freaks who can reconstitute almost anything from the tiniest little scrap of ash...

Mountlocal1
19th January 2008, 22:47
Always wondered what's in the police bikes panniers, i had a good look at a police bike once, until the bike cop came back and told me to go away. I was just about to ask him a few q's too.lol

Im pretty sure from memory the older police bikes store the rt units and a hole heap of electrical stuff. Saw one getting wired up once. Guess the usual first aid kit and stuf also...