What do you look like?

[skidMark]

Alot of us hide behind our screen names, some of us also wonder....i wonder what that bugger looks like.....

so go on fix my boredom, post a pic of yourself...

i'm expecting to get a whole heaps of people with helmets on but mehhhh

heres me

ugly lil bastard arn't i!

<a href="http://img229.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pict0107qk4.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9493/pict0107qk4.th.jpg" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a>

there was another thread for this once, but it all turned to shit so lets try again lol.

[Winter]

ugly lil bastard arn't i!


Yes you are.

[DEATH_INC.]

I pretty much look like my avatar with a goatee.... :bleh:

[Edbear]

There's a sizeable thred on here on this subject...

[Kendog]

There's a sizeable thred on here on this subject...

You mean this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image_browser.php?do=view&threadid=53960&censored=yes) thread?

[PrincessBandit]

my pic is in my profile

[Ronin]

You mean this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image_browser.php?do=view&threadid=53960&censored=yes) thread?

All of which look better than Mark's face :laugh:

[Qkchk]

This is what I used to look like.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3751&d=1095635880

Now I look like this:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3037&d=1092696192

Yes, I've shrunk.

No use hiding now Mr Vifferman, we know what ya look like ...........:eek:

[deanohit]

Look at my avatar ^^^^

[Colapop]

I am who I is - always have been...

[merv]

Mine's still on my profile dating back to that profile thread that got binned unreasonably by the mods.

[007XX]

ugly lil bastard arn't i!


I actually thought that was a pretty nice pic of you, there bub...



You mean this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image_browser.php?do=view&threadid=53960&censored=yes) thread?

You mean to say you prefer my :shake: to my face? :blink: Oh, that stings...


This is what I used to look like.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3751&d=1095635880

Now I look like this:
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3037&d=1092696192

Yes, I've shrunk.

Eerrr...nice helmet there, sir! Nice nose bridge too...you ever thought of modelling for Motomail? :D


Mine's still on my profile dating back to that profile thread that got binned unreasonably by the mods.

AAawwww...my Merv is still a bit sore is he? C'mere you....:hug:

[trumpy]

Just like my avatar..........although sometimes I change the bucket......

[Sully60]

Again just like my Avatar

I must say a this fur is a real hassle in this weather.:sweatdrop
Keeping it looking nice is also a problem, I go through about three litres of Pantene every week!

[tri boy]

My avatar is my alter ego. "Super Goose";)

[merv]

AAawwww...my Merv is still a bit sore is he? C'mere you....:hug:

Cheers Babe :innocent:.

It was Col's thread if I remember rightly so I was OK, but just surprised at the time something quite harmless got binned. Probably some mod was just jealous that Col had a chick on each arm in the pic I took of him, but then Col earns that attention huh :laugh:.

I love your profile pic of course.

[007XX]

Again just like my Avatar

I must say a this fur is a real hassle in this weather.:sweatdrop
Keeping it looking nice is also a problem, I go through about three litres of Pantene every week!

Without even starting you on the subject of fur balls of course! :lol:

[Sully60]

Without even starting you on the subject of fur balls of course! :lol:

You've forgotton our Fanuray promise already haven't you?

You'd have to ask Number One about that problem anyway:lol:

[Curious_AJ]

I don't know if Indy has any recent pics on here (I hi-jacked his pc while he's at work ^_^) but i'll see if I can find one :D

okay, i found 2 from buffy's party.. one of me stabbing the cheese and the other is me doing a cheesy smile.. lol..

[007XX]

Cheers Babe :innocent:.
Probably some mod was just jealous that Col had a chick on each arm in the pic I took of him, but then Col earns that attention huh :laugh:.

I love your profile pic of course.

yes, yes he does...:love:

I personally am addicted to him lifting me by my jacket's collar, getting me to bounce up and down for as long as his arms can take it! Tis like my own bouncy castle...:woohoo:

[merv]

okay, i found 2 from buffy's party.. one of me stabbing the cheese and the other is me doing a cheesy smile.. lol..

Looking good.

[007XX]

You've forgotton our Fanuray promise already haven't you?

You'd have to ask Number One about that problem anyway:lol:

Uummm...:shifty:....No, I haven't! Just never have enough patience to let the grass grow long enough to weed it out by the roots, 'tis all!

:nya: and furballs are a big nono :sick:

[DMNTD]

yes, yes he does...:love:

I personally am addicted to him lifting me by my jacket's collar, getting me to bounce up and down for as long as his arms can take it! Tis like my own bouncy castle...:woohoo:

Oh come on now V.... :buggerd:

[Curious_AJ]

Looking good.

lol, cheers merv :niceone:

yay for formal.. I hardly ever wear girly things.. so it was interesting hehe

[Swoop]

...one of me stabbing the cheese...
Better than being caught "cutting the cheese"...:whistle:

[fozz rock]

this is me in the morning

[007XX]

Oh come on now V.... :buggerd:

It's true, I swear...first time I'm having so much fun while being completely dressed :eek: It was at the Mangonui street races, and Stickchick was a witness that nothing untowards happened...She secretly must have thought she'd landed in Idiotland however...:p

Col!!! DMNTD's being a prat...*te he...I'm telling on you!*

[Curious_AJ]

Better than being caught "cutting the cheese"...:whistle:

lolz, too right... though i wouldn't be "caught"... i'd be the one standing proud of the fact i did it :D

but enough of me and cheese... MORE pics people!

[DMNTD]

It's true, I swear...first time I'm having so much fun while being completely dressed :eek: It was at the Mangonui street races, and Stickchick was a witness that nothing untowards happened...She secretly must have thought she'd landed in Idiotland however...:p

Col!!! DMNTD's being a prat...*te he...I'm telling on you!*

Hard case...where I come from it's called the dry grind :eek:

[007XX]

Hard case...where I come from it's called the dry grind :eek:

I didn't know Remers had pervs...:confused: :dodge:

But no, Col is my big Brother, and we don't got no 6 fingers and we don't never play the banjo...no sirreeee!

[Drew]

Me, I choose only to post pics with pretty things in the shot. This takes attension from me. Aint I clever:oi-grr:

[007XX]

Me, I choose only to post pics with pretty things in the shot. This takes attension from me. Aint I clever:oi-grr:

You mean to say you are in that shot? :shit: :dodge:

Just between you and I, I don't think Flame would choose to spend her time with an ugly beast :msn-wink:

[Stirts]

Again just like my Avatar

I must say a this fur is a real hassle in this weather.:sweatdrop
Keeping it looking nice is also a problem, I go through about three litres of Pantene every week!

The buckles and cuffs must rip ya fur too!

[trump-lady]

funny...thread says hiding behind our screen names........so we post pics with our helmets on LOL

[FilthyLuka]

i look like this

[Taz]

I kinda look like this guy......

[pritch]

Self and nadroj

We actually look better with helmets on...
(Sorry Kevin :whistle: )

[jrandom]

I like to call this the Sidi Tapdance.

It is performed at times of rejoicing involving motorcycles.

[Mental Trousers]

A thread designed to lure chicks out so Mark can attempt to pick them up. Nice effort Mark, you netted 6 guys + Curious_AJ.

[jrandom]

Nice effort Mark, you netted 6 guys + Curious_AJ.

Hey, I'd hit it.

Mark, that is.

Not AJ.

:sick:

[007XX]

:rofl: Bang on...

You got to give him some credit for ingenuity though...:Punk: Although not sure he thought the whole concept through <_< (makes a change, don't it?)

[Tony.OK]

:spanking:

[fireball]

this is me on a good day out :lol:

[Grahameeboy]

This is my top end.....most have seen my arse end......

[Tony.OK]

Me, I choose only to post pics with pretty things in the shot.

Me too mate:wacko:

[99TLS]

im in my avatar

[007XX]

Me too mate:wacko:

Well, that certainly better than the one of you with a cold:eek5:. It even had me reaching for a tissue to wipe your nose :whistle:

[Nagash]

And me, doing what I love. Hanging out at Auckland airport for Australians..

And knicking their wheel chairs :lol:

[Magua]

"Greed is good."

Here I am.

[trump-lady]

Only one could find at work........ not telling you which one I am :bleh:

[nodrog]

im in my avatar

nice tits.....

[Stirts]

:blank:me having a fat day :(

[007XX]

Only one could find at work........ not telling you which one I am :bleh:

Ooh, ooh...I know, I know...But I won't tell, promise! :D



:blank:me having a fat day :(

Whatever dear! :rolleyes:

[Kittyhawk]

I pretty much look like my avatar with a goatee.... :bleh:

So old, fat, reguarly uses the word "doh" has kids, going bald? :lol:

Heres a pic of me :lol: Arent I sexy? Wanna fuck?

Really would feel sorry for the poor bastard - he'd get lost for days in there!

[nodrog]

Heres a pic of me :lol: Arent I sexy? Wanna fuck?



thats not you, your hair isnt that long!

[007XX]

thats not you, your hair isnt that long!

Funny, I was going to reply the same thing to Stirts' post...:lol: Would you get the heck out of my head please? :clap:

[nodrog]

. Would you get the heck out of my head please? :clap:

no worries, its getting lonely in here anyway! :dodge:

[Kittyhawk]

thats not you, your hair isnt that long!

Is it long enough now??? Cos I can tell you I did not feel sexy!! when this pic was taken....

Oh, heres one of me WITH hair!!

[007XX]

no worries, its getting lonely in here anyway! :dodge:

But hang on...I paid a fortune to a doctor who told me it was too crowded in there :doh:

You ate them all, didn't you? :eek:

[nodrog]

You ate them all, didn't you? :eek:

yes, and im still hungry

[Swoop]

yes, and im still hungry
Nice tits!

Is there an echo in here?
Is there an echo in here?

[Edbear]

You mean this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image_browser.php?do=view&threadid=53960&censored=yes) thread?



Umm! No, that's not the one I had in mind...:shit:

[jrandom]

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=83096&d=1200880971"/>

Do you ever smile for photos?

<img src="http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages/75120.jpg"/>

[Kittyhawk]

Nope not really....

[Joni]

Only one could find at work........ not telling you which one I am :bleh:Second from left? :spudwhat:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

yes, and im still hungry

That is a bloody good photo of you gordie it is so you

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=137175174&ed=true



WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BUY THAT IT'S A BLOODY FORD:sick:

[jrandom]

Second from left? :spudwhat:

You gotta love those women who end up second from left in photos, eh?

(Edit: 26 March 2005... how time flies!)

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8751&d=1111994936

[Joni]

That was a good night Dan.... You still make me laugh like that!

Pity KB robbed me of the friend who appears on the right! Miss you Dave :hug:

[Devil]

OMG, Proof she exists! :D

[Joni]

Kick and I about 2 years ago... sorry not the best pic, I think we were watching someone push start a race bike if I recall correctly...

[skidMark]

OMG, Proof she exists! :D


funny that you should be the one to say it....

she is the she devil after all :eek:

[trump-lady]

Second from left? :spudwhat:

hmmm interesting cause youve never met me..... profile doesnt show my face
what makes you think that?
Is it my biker look lol

[Joni]

hmmm interesting cause youve never met me..... profile doesnt show my face
what makes you think that?
Is it my biker look lolWhen you joined your profile had a pic of you... :sunny:

I have a fairly good memory!

[Edbear]

I think there're enough pics of me hidden on this site to crack everyone's screen...:blink:

[bucket boy]

:blank:me having a fat day :(

GORDIE SAID YOU GAINED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS WEIGHT

[DMNTD]

I am a sexy beast....'nuff said!


<a href="http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc22/dmntdkiwi/?action=view&current=_A2I6705_jpg.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc22/dmntdkiwi/_A2I6705_jpg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Laava]

:blank:me having a fat day :(
\So you had to trade in the ER6 then?

[Big Dave]

I am a sexy beast....'nuff said!


Using proof images? - 'cheap' is not sexy.

[Meekey_Mouse]

Well, what can I say... Secretly I'm a car lover!!

:bleh:

[DEATH_INC.]

So old, fat, reguarly uses the word "doh" has kids, going bald? :lol:
Yeh, pretty much.... :doh:

[DMNTD]

Using proof images? - 'cheap' is not sexy.

Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

[merv]

Well, what can I say... Secretly I'm a car lover!!

:bleh:

I'd say you love your food more than you love the car :doh:

[Tank]

My avatar is me x 4

[Colapop]

I didn't know Remers had pervs...:confused: :dodge:

But no, Col is my big Brother, and we don't got no 6 fingers and we don't never play the banjo...no sirreeee!
You're a naughty girl! I done nuffing.... bouncy bouncy bouncy

[mv.senna]

well, i've lost a coupla pounds, and done something diffrent with my hair since some of you folks saw me last...


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic276_1.gif

[Finn]

This is my top end.....most have seen my arse end......

Is there a difference?

[boomer]

Using proof images? - 'cheap' is not sexy.

Bwahhaha.. he never was the fastest cat on the block.

[boomer]

well, i've lost a coupla pounds, and done something diffrent with my hair since some of you folks saw me last...


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic276_1.gif

i feel a song coming on!

[NighthawkNZ]

Only one could find at work........ not telling you which one I am :bleh:


Second from left? :spudwhat:

what she said...


hmmm interesting cause youve never met me..... profile doesnt show my face
what makes you think that?
Is it my biker look lol

... google is my friend... bwahahha

Actually its I can remember an older profile pic... :D

[Colapop]

How's yer bald patch, D?

[BuFfY]

This is BuFfY.....

My 21st and then in Melbourne

Oh and the generic on a bike photo is in my profile

[Grahameeboy]

Is there a difference?

Yep about 4 foot, slightly more than your height.:whistle:

[Drew]

Yep about 4 foot, slightly more than your height.:whistle:


Cowpoos told me he makes it up in sheer girth though, I'll let you take from that what you want to.

[Grahameeboy]

Cowpoos told me he makes it up in sheer girth though, I'll let you take from that what you want to.

So he is squared shaped then??

ps-Like this??

[merv]

This is BuFfY.....

My 21st and then in Melbourne

Oh and the generic on a bike photo is in my profile

I see, always drinking with both hands :jerry:

[mv.senna]

i feel a song coming on!


ooooooh, go on then lovie, givvus a tune! it's been a while since i heard those melodious tones of yours!

[skidMark]

ooooooh, go on then lovie, givvus a tune! it's been a while since i heard those melodious tones of yours!

your avatar should be x rated....

pornnnnnnnnn

[Big Dave]

Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

OK. That's cool.

[Big Dave]

i feel a song coming on!


'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go.

[cowboyz]

This is the one time I accidently catch a fish on Taupo.

No comments about size. I get enough of that from my wife.

Second photo is the only one I can find that shows me with a bike without a helmet on. Loved that GPz250. Great little bike.

[ElCoyote]

well, i've lost a coupla pounds, and done something diffrent with my hair since some of you folks saw me last...


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic276_1.gif

And had a "nip-n-tuck" I'd say

[ElCoyote]

[QUOTE=cowboyz;1390486]This is the one time I accidently catch a fish on Taupo.

No comments about size. I get enough of that from my wife.
QUOTE]

Hit her with the fishy smell, that'll do it. :banana:

[MSTRS]

They say I look nothing like my avatar....but I know they're just being 'nice'.

[NighthawkNZ]

I look like my old avatar...

[Str8 Jacket]

They say I look nothing like my avatar....but I know they're just being 'nice'.

I reckon you may have lost a wee bit of weight lately though.

[YellowDog]

I'm Yellow and I smell like a dog.

No picture required.

[arj127]

my pic is in my profile

Yummy, hi gorgeous :msn-wink:

[MSTRS]

I reckon you may have lost a wee bit of weight lately though.

Its the continual exercise...must learn to log off KB more often....

[yungatart]

I look just like my avatar, except when I stamp my foot, then I'm much cuter...apparently!

[Subike]

Wormsel Gummage! :eek:
now who remembers that seedy chappie

[Subike]

Only one could find at work........ not telling you which one I am :bleh:

Thats easy
The one with the real smile

[Devil]

I'm not posting a photo. I'd prefer people not know who the hell I was, while skulking around in the background of KB events, not introducing myself.
I'm good at that.

[007XX]

I am a sexy beast....'nuff said!

The bike's pretty horny, but there is no accounting in her choice of owner...:bleh:



You're a naughty girl! I done nuffing.... bouncy bouncy bouncy

Eeeeeeeeeee....higher, higher....eeeeeeeeeeeee ....


Using proof images? - 'cheap' is not sexy.

:rofl: Nicely put Sir...'nuff said, as you were...


I'm not posting a photo. I'd prefer people not know who the hell I was, while skulking around in the background of KB events, not introducing myself.
I'm good at that.

No you're not...and it's thoroughly unfair you should deprive the girls of a bit of a perv at the very attractive person that you are...
Now, post a pick ya selfish bugger!!! :angry2:

(:hug: luf ya dude)

[jrandom]

Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

I know that feeling.

[DMNTD]

I know that feeling.

Awesome innit :devil2:

[NZsarge]

I don't know if Indy has any recent pics on here (I hi-jacked his pc while he's at work ^_^) but i'll see if I can find one :D

okay, i found 2 from buffy's party.. one of me stabbing the cheese and the other is me doing a cheesy smile.. lol..

Cute as there AJ:niceone:

[boostin]

I look like my profile picture, however my number has changed, so has the primer grey.

[skelstar]

Sorry, photo removed... I'm too damn good looking apparently.

[Str8 Jacket]

Umm... me and the pretty half at Manfeild.

You're so pretty. Why does your girlfriend shave her hair?.....

[skelstar]

You're so pretty. Why does your girlfriend shave her hair?.....
...who knows, the stubble tickles something fierce too :blink:

[007XX]

...who knows, the stubble tickles something fierce too :blink:

Not always a bad thing :bleh: :laugh:

[skelstar]

Not always a bad thing :bleh: :laugh:

Badum tish!

<img src="http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2087971/brokendisc-main_Full.jpg">

[007XX]

Badum tish!


I would have thought predictability was one of your prefered responses...would hate to throw you out of your comfort zone! :D

[Devil]

No you're not...and it's thoroughly unfair you should deprive the girls of a bit of a perv at the very attractive person that you are...
Now, post a pick ya selfish bugger!!! :angry2:

(:hug: luf ya dude)

I dont actually exist, so therefore, photos of me dont exist. :lol:

Except for some guy with a dodgy moustache that looks remarkably similar to me. But those dont count.... EH JONI!

[007XX]

I dont actually exist, so therefore, photos of me dont exist. :lol:

Except for some guy with a dodgy moustache that looks remarkably similar to me. But those dont count.... EH JONI!

I curse myself for not saving it...however, the search engine is my friend :devil2:

[more_fasterer]

well, i've lost a coupla pounds, and done something diffrent with my hair since some of you folks saw me last...


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/customprofilepics/profilepic276_1.gif

I'm sure I've met you at a bike shop before... that pic looks good enough for a photoshoot, or calendar.


Anyways, this be meee:
<img src=http://www.ascari.co.nz/JFCR23.jpg>.



Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

Ah, see that's where you're going wrong. Rohypnol is much cheaper than hookers... mv.senna will vouch for that one!

[007XX]

:whistle:

--------------------------------

[jrandom]

I actually find it quite fascinating how people are leery of posting photographs of themselves to go with their online persona.

Personally, I don't have a 'persona'; the internet is just a way of communicating with my real-life friends, and if it enables me to meet new ones, even better.

So I sincerely hope that the various photos of me spread around this forum assist y'all in identifying me in public.

:)

A recently-posted-in-another-thread photo of me and my son:

<img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/2zyziir.jpg"/>

[Devil]

:whistle:

--------------------------------

Pfft. Thats not me! Thats my posing for photo twin. ... plus mildy chuffed for winning a box of beer :p

[007XX]

I actually find it quite fascinating how people are leery of posting photographs of themselves to go with their online persona.

Personally, I don't have a 'persona'; the internet is just a way of communicating with my real-life friends, and if it enables me to meet new ones, even better.

So I sincerely hope that the various photos of me spread around this forum assist y'all in identifying me in public.

:)

A recently-posted-in-another-thread photo of me and my son:


I agree completely! I haven't posted one of mine, cos I don't have any on my PC...

And that is such a cool pic! Being a Daddy suits you...:niceone:


Pfft. Thats not me! Thats my posing for photo twin. ... plus mildy chuffed for winning a box of beer :p

Fire the twin...

[Jimmy B]

My profile has a picture of me in Coro’ posing with 2 birds…the black one is naked :yes:

[scumdog]

Wormsel Gummage! :eek:
now who remembers that seedy chappie

So is your mrs called Sally??

[Joni]

But those dont count.... EH JONI!Do young hunky "I'm a musician" photo's count? because I have one that looks fairly similar to you too.... :bleh:

[scumdog]

Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

...and just wasted the rest eh???

[Grahameeboy]

I actually find it quite fascinating how people are leery of posting photographs of themselves to go with their online persona.

Personally, I don't have a 'persona'; the internet is just a way of communicating with my real-life friends, and if it enables me to meet new ones, even better.

So I sincerely hope that the various photos of me spread around this forum assist y'all in identifying me in public.

:)

A recently-posted-in-another-thread photo of me and my son:

http://i25.tinypic.com/2zyziir.jpg

Yep he left Clare in the car..............

[jrandom]

Yep he left Clare in the car..............

She'd had enough of the guns and went to play in Mr Merde's treehouse.

:)

And it's Claire, with an 'i'.

[007XX]

She'd had enough of the guns and went to play in Mr Merde's treehouse.

:)

And it's Claire, with an 'i'.

Aaahhh..in ze french way..oui oui! Tres bien Monsieur Radom...

*Sorry, just had a "Allo, Allo" flashback...*:laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

She'd had enough of the guns and went to play in Mr Merde's treehouse.

:)

And it's Claire, with an 'i'.

Oh..................does it sound different then......:shit:

[Grahameeboy]

Aaahhh..in ze french way..oui oui! Tres bien Monsieur Radom...

*Sorry, just had a "Allo, Allo" flashback...*:laugh:

zou arz inz bigz troublz........youz forgotz the 'n'.....le jeu d'ustensiles en boisle jeu d'ustensiles en bois for you Madam

[jrandom]

Oh..................does it sound different then......

No, it's just spelled differently.

Isn't English a great language, particularly when it borrows stuff from the French...

[Grahameeboy]

No, it's just spelled differently.

Isn't English a great language, particularly when it borrows stuff from the French...

and German..............the French borrowed England for a while.......

[jrandom]

the French borrowed England for a while.......

Je suis pour email, voulez-vous potato chips?

:laugh:

[Grahameeboy]

Je suis pour email, voulez-vous potato chips?

:laugh:

No, but I need some more baked beans;)

[jrandom]

No, but I need some more baked beans;)

Oh, true true, do remind me this evening...

[Devil]

Do young hunky "I'm a musician" photo's count? because I have one that looks fairly similar to you too.... :bleh:

Dont
Even
Think about it. :2guns:

[Devil]

Fire the twin...

Yeah that guy's a dork!

[Qkchk]

Dont
Even
Think about it. :2guns:

It would have to be a bloody good photo to beat the Chopper Handle Moustache..........:killingme

[007XX]

zou arz inz bigz troublz........youz forgotz the 'n'.....le jeu d'ustensiles en boisle jeu d'ustensiles en bois for you Madam

Mon cher ami...I'm afraid it was an intentional mishap, alas misunderstood! :(

[007XX]

and German..............the French borrowed England for a while.......

And tried (unsuccesfully) to teach them that boiling everything to an inch of its life is not cooking...:innocent:


No, but I need some more baked beans;)

My point exactly...


Oh, true true, do remind me this evening...

You'z a good bitch! :dodge:


Yeah that guy's a dork!

Nice big blue eyes though...the facial hair was an afterthought surely!

[Blackbird]

Mrs B and me on our "Birds Galore" tour of the south island tour last year with Bykey Cop, Hammer, Hammer's partner and Dave Easey. Photo was taken on a combined jet boat/helicopter trip up the Matukituki river from Wanaka and to Mt Aspiring national park. Absolutely stunning as it's not over-commercialised. About $400 pp for an afternoon and worth every cent.

[Joni]

It would have to be a bloody good photo to beat the Chopper Handle Moustache.I actually think its very attractive photo and the girls would swoon... but I think he would get cranky with me if I posted it!

:cool:

[jrandom]

boiling everything to an inch of its life is not cooking...

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

:yes:

[007XX]

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

:yes:

Gaaahhh...:thud:

You heretic!!!!

[Joni]

Im going to be bashed by a few for this... but this thread was pretty cool in its day!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5228

[Devil]

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

:yes:

Even the French...

[jrandom]

You heretic!!!!

Sometimes I just drink it straight from the bottle.

Tasty tasty bright red sugary goodness!

:clap:

Watties Tomato Sauce is the twentieth-century New Zealand equivalent of the chillis that poor folk around the world have added to low-quality and rotting meat for centuries to mask the horrid flavours thereof.

The unwashed masses must get their protein one way or another, you know. Don't be such a culinary snob.

[Grahameeboy]

Gaaahhh...:thud:

You heretic!!!!

Yep, Dan's diet is:

Breakfast

Muesli / Yogurt / Milk
Eggs x 8

Lunch

Pass

Dinner

Bacon with Salad so it looks healthy. Then Breakfast at 11pm.

Drink

Water with beer in it

Any he wonders why he puts on weight

[007XX]

Don't be such a culinary snob.

HA...says the man who won't drink just any wine :whistle:


Yep, Dan's diet is:

Breakfast

Muesli / Yogurt / Milk
Eggs x 8

Lunch

Pass

Dinner

Bacon with Salad so it looks healthy. Then Breakfast at 11pm.

Drink

Water with beer in it

Any he wonders why he puts on weight

Good grief... can anyone see a coronary in the making?

[vifferman]

Good grief... can anyone see a coronary in the making?
:spudwhat:

Wotchootalkingabout, Woman?

It's healthier than my diet, and I'm not dead yet (just working on it...)

[NC]

Im going to be bashed by a few for this... but this thread was pretty cool in its day!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5228

Hahah *snort* yeah....

[MSTRS]

Yep he left Clare in the car..............

...which is to the right in this picture.:doh:

[007XX]

:spudwhat:

Wotchootalkingabout, Woman?

It's healthier than my diet, and I'm not dead yet (just working on it...)

And let me guess:

your tastebuds have long given up and can only recognise chilli, your liver is a nice shade of purple, your eyes are blood shot with a lovely yellow background,and your arteries have taken a clue from the Tower of Pisa and are slowly but surely collapsing on themselves...

Aaahhh yes, that sounds just grand! :woohoo:

[MyGSXF]

Goin for the wind swept look... :shifty:

[jrandom]

Goin for the wind swept look... :shifty:

No helmet!

BURN HER!

:D

[NC]

No helmet!

BURN HER!

:D

you still got that pink bandana?

[jrandom]

you still got that pink bandana?

No, unfortunately not. I have no idea where it went.

I have a black one and a white one, though, both made of some special light sweat-soaky-uppy stuff. Got silver ferns on 'em too, like what Cam Brown wears at IMNZ.

Great for running and cycling with, and for wearing under an MC helmet on hot days.

[vifferman]

Great for wearing under an MC helmet on hot days.
Cue Hitcher with comment about "properly fitting helmets". :rolleyes:

[007XX]

Ok, here is me somewhere half way down that page, when I had the longer hair...

And was about to shear ManDownUnder...yes, that smile is pure evil glee!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=55054&highlight=macktheknife+appeal&page=18

Edit : linky thingy may not work, sorry...

[vifferman]

And let me guess:

your tastebuds have long given up and can only recognise chilli, your liver is a nice shade of purple, your eyes are blood shot with a lovely yellow background,and your arteries have taken a clue from the Tower of Pisa and are slowly but surely collapsing on themselves...
Excellent guess! :niceone:
Tastebuds: Fine, still sensitive to nuances in fine wines and nales.
Chili: Try to avoid it, and other members of the fambilly (bad for AAAAaaarrrrthritis)
Liver: Hoo Nose. It was OK last time I had a blood test, but I wreckon [sic] all the droogs didn't do it any favours.
Arteries: I probably have some. The blood seems to pump around the blobby thing OK.

[DMNTD]

you still got that pink bandana?

Heh!!!!!!!!!!

[007XX]

Excellent guess! :niceone:
Tastebuds: Fine, still sensitive to nuances in fine wines and nales.
Chili: Try to avoid it, and other members of the fambilly (bad for AAAAaaarrrrthritis)
Liver: Hoo Nose. It was OK last time I had a blood test, but I wreckon [sic] all the droogs didn't do it any favours.
Arteries: I probably have some. The blood seems to pump around the blobby thing OK.

Hmmmm...nales, eh? Would that be a cousin of ales but only to be nasally ingested? Reminds me of a few parties...:sick:



Heh!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: bwahahahaahahha...*falls off chair*

[jrandom]

Heh!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

What a sexy beast for an avatar auw!

[fireball]

No, unfortunately not. I have no idea where it went.




damn and i bet you look so sexy and gay with it on too.

[jrandom]

linky thingy may not work, sorry...

Tut tut, what a lazy 007XX it is.

How's about this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=69446&d=1188513317) for a linky thing, Ms 'I Shave Heads Wearing Full Cordura For Safety Reasons'?

[jrandom]

damn and i bet you look so sexy and gay with it on too.

DMNTD obviously thinks so.

I hope he doesn't expect me to put out without him shouting dinner first, though.

:nono:

[NC]

Heh!!!!!!!!!!

Mwaha aha ahha:devil2:

[Kornholio]

Heh!!!!!!!!!!

This one is better :p

[007XX]

Tut tut, what a lazy 007XX it is.

How's about this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=69446&d=1188513317) for a linky thing, Ms 'I Shave Heads Wearing Full Cordura For Safety Reasons'?

Bite this :moon:, Bandanna Boy!


DMNTD obviously thinks so.

I hope he doesn't expect me to put out without him shouting dinner first, though.

:nono:

Oh C'mon...we all know you're cheap and easy! :love:

[vifferman]

Hmmmm...nales, eh? Would that be a cousin of ales but only to be nasally ingested?
Say this aloud:
"I think I shall have an ale or two."
It is equivalent to:
"I think I shall have a nale or two."

[jrandom]

Oh C'mon...we all know you're cheap and easy! :love:

Well, I didn't say it couldn't be KFC.

[Drew]

This thread has changed, it used to be cool man:confused:

[Pussy]

A bit like this

[vifferman]

A bit like this
Hey - that's kewl: an attachment that seems to be smaller'n the thumbnail!

[the mouse]

Mug shot in my public profile.....WARNING< WARNING, Not for the faint hearted!

[skidMark]

kill da wabbit kill dda wabbit kill da wabbitttttt!!!!!

[325rocket]

Movember photo

[Meekey_Mouse]

Haha, oki doki... seeing as how others are being such a good sport with the pics... Here's me at my 18th ( and the cake.. With a bike on it :D)

[marty]

A bit like this

oi - that ain't a sem fiddy......

[Pussy]

oi - that ain't a sem fiddy......

Yes.... but sitting in THAT seat funds the sem fiddy

[skidMark]

Yes.... but sitting in THAT seat funds the sem fiddy


u better be running that sem fiddy on av gas boy :D

[Pussy]

u better be running that sem fiddy on av gas boy :D

I can PROMISE you the sem fiddy would run like a bag of worn out arseholes if I ran it on the fuel that aeroplane uses.... Jet A1, or kerosene

[skidMark]

I can PROMISE you the sem fiddy would run like a bag of worn out arseholes if I ran it on the fuel that aeroplane uses.... Jet A1, or kerosene


wheelies in 6th gear doesnt sound too bad to me lol

[Frenchy]

A bit like this

I pictured you to look more like your user name!!! bet you can't even fly that thing!!!

[Pussy]

I pictured you to look more like your user name!!! bet you can't even fly that thing!!!

If you leave a Fletcher alone and don't interfere with it too much, they do quite a good job of it themselves!

[Swoop]

And tried (unsuccesfully) to teach them that boiling everything to an inch of its life is not cooking...:innocent:
The French and their dodgy cooking eh! What is it with garlic? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1243337&postcount=6)

[ArcherWC]

On the Race bike, on the Dirt basher (gone now) and on holiday a couple of years ago

[007XX]

The French and their dodgy cooking eh! What is it with garlic? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1243337&postcount=6)

Bwaahahahaha...and you know what the funniest part of this is: you actually read their billboard! :eek: :lol:

But otherwise my dear...HTFU comes to mind! :bleh:

[DEATH_INC.]

Me at work..... :rolleyes:

[snot]

me inside a 20 inch tyre in my avatar...

[dickytoo]

Spent all my money on bikes,hookers and weed

and the rest I wasted (sorry, couldn't resist!)

[Skunk]

I look like my avatar...

[Big Dave]

Me at work..... :rolleyes:

You work at the Raspberry syrup factory?????

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Like my profile pic but without the wig and dress.......generally......

[Sully60]

I look like my avatar...

You smell like it too!:bleh:

[Finn]

Personally, I don't have a 'persona'; the internet is just a way of communicating with my real-life friends, and if it enables me to meet new ones, even better.

You should write speeches for Miss World contestants... :whistle:

[jrandom]

You should write speeches for Miss World contestants...

Yes.

"Aside from KB, my main concerns in life are world peace, small African children, and cannabis brownies. Occasionally, I confuse the latter two."

[skidMark]

Yes.

"Aside from KB, my main concerns in life are world peace, small African children, and cannabis brownies. Occasionally, I confuse the latter two."


Both tasty though.

[_Gina_]

To get the thread back on track - here's me, on the left.

[stify]

To get the thread back on track - here's me, on the left.

and thats me on the right...I was in my prime back then

[Deviant Esq]

Not sure if I've posted in this thread, so here's one of me. :)

[_Gina_]

and thats me on the right...I was in my prime back then
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

Wasn't that long ago :crybaby:

Fine, will post another that was taken last weekend then :P

[Deviant Esq]

Fine, will post another that was taken last weekend then :P
:corn: :corn:

[Ripperjon]

That's me (in some tighty tight freefly pants)
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v148/247/78/518219801/n518219801_210835_3151.jpg

:Oi:stop looking at my todger

[Zuki Bandit]

Just got out of bed so my hair was a bit messy.

[scumdog]

That's me [SIZE=1](in some tighty tight freefly pants)

'Flying' over some of NZs most expensive real-estate too.

[Finn]

That's me (in some tighty tight freefly pants)


:Oi:stop looking at my todger

Dude, you've got a wee camel toe there.

[ManDownUnder]

That's me (in some tighty tight freefly pants)




You're screwed mate - ya bungee cord's come off

[scumdog]

To get the thread back on track - here's me, on the left.

And who's the armed cop-chick whose boob your copping a feel of??


(Sorry Hitcher)

[Swoop]

That's me
Damn Voodoo flyer's...;)

[Drew]

And who's the armed cop-chick whose boob your copping a feel of??


(Sorry Hitcher)

I'd not noticed that till now...

Ya dirty hussies, posting such filth on a pure and innocent site, such as this one. I am shocked, and appalled.


Got any others, perhaps through the progression of the evening as clothing quantities lessened?

[Badcat]

that's me.
fuck knows what i'm explaining.
ken

[Edbear]

that's me.
fuck knows what i'm explaining.
ken

Caption competition, anyone?

[007XX]

Caption competition, anyone?

"Now ladies...this is 8 inches......I think!...nah, nah, it is, promise!"

:rofl:

[Drew]

"When I realised I could get my hands this far apart in there, I gave up on the idea of even removign my trousers."

[Badcat]

how about:
after i saw through the breastbone with my gerber, i will remove the bike thieves' heart.
then - i will carefully squeeze it between my fingers LIKE THIS as i savour every convulsion of his slow painful death.

how's that?

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Caption competition, anyone?

"and the reason women can't parallel park is because men keep telling them that this is 8 inches....."

[Jimmy B]

that's me.
fuck knows what i'm explaining.
ken

"Using my own patented Badcat Brain technique, I have already succeeded in purchasing, with no money down, every apartment, condo, and office space on the planet above the 39th floor. We will alter the Hubble Space Telescope so it concentrates the sun's rays on the ice caps, melting them, flooding the entire planet up to the 39th floor, thereby leaving me in control of the only usable real estate on earth." Narf!!!

[McDuck]

This is me. i am the one playing the cello (i have since gotten a better cello)

[Badcat]

"Using my own patented Badcat Brain technique, I have already succeeded in purchasing, with no money down, every apartment, condo, and office space on the planet above the 39th floor. We will alter the Hubble Space Telescope so it concentrates the sun's rays on the ice caps, melting them, flooding the entire planet up to the 39th floor, thereby leaving me in control of the only usable real estate on earth." Narf!!!

FOILED!
if it wasn't for you damn kid's i'd have taken over THE WORLD!
Mwah hahahahahaha!

[Disco Dan]

This is me. i am the one playing the cello (i have since gotten a better cello)

Which ones the cello?

[McDuck]

Which ones the cello?

The littler of he two types show en (i am the one you can only see the top half of me)

[Drew]

Which ones the cello?

The one just out of the shot.

[Coyote]

I look like the dude in my Avatar, pixelated.

Larger photo in my profile.

[McJim]

I am here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41357&d=1157924142
And here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=84195&d=1202109373
and here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=60942&d=1178879970

[GaZBur]

I think I look like a cross between a James Bond type and Yul Brunner(hairwise anyway), but better looking of course!

I do not look like a communist.
I do not look like a revolutionary.
I do not look at all like Lenin.

Actually I do damn it!

[jrandom]

I am gorgeous, but I lack personality.

So I grew a beard.

It helped immensely.

[scumdog]

I am here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=41357&d=1157924142]

Another sunny day at Oreti Beach eh JIm??:laugh::bleh:

[SPman]

I am my avatar!

[peasea]

Me too. I think I trod on something.