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Marknz
23rd January 2008, 20:05
Go on, do your best. Rossi yesterday in practise at Sepang.
Her_C4
23rd January 2008, 20:07
I TOLD 'em I could run faster than the effing bike!!!
Trudes
23rd January 2008, 20:09
"lalallala, tip toeing through the Yamahas"
Headbanger
23rd January 2008, 20:10
fuck




......
bugjuice
23rd January 2008, 20:10
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
skip to the loo my darlin..
madbikeboy
23rd January 2008, 20:18
Holy shit, I look and ride like skidmark?!?!!
dipshit
23rd January 2008, 20:22
It's not always easy to tell if your children are on drugs.
sAsLEX
23rd January 2008, 20:23
fuckin bridgestones.......
jade
23rd January 2008, 20:28
Does valentino rossi eat vita-wheat ?
YellowDog
23rd January 2008, 20:28
Mama-mia.

I a flappa my winges and I a flying.
PrincessBandit
23rd January 2008, 20:29
"And next up is V. Rossi, a flawless routine followed by such a graceful dismount, surely that must be a 9.5 or 9.6 from the judges"
onearmedbandit
23rd January 2008, 20:32
Rossi decided to skip the rest of the session.
Daffyd
23rd January 2008, 20:36
In the words of the Irish horse manure salesman, "O'Shit!"
skelstar
23rd January 2008, 20:37
The Red Bull Marketing Director's wet dream ...
NighthawkNZ
23rd January 2008, 20:42
FIAT = Fuck it and TipHop :D
jimbo600
23rd January 2008, 21:11
"Cmon mark chase me chase me!"
bandit_girl
23rd January 2008, 21:11
"I knew i should have stayed in bed today"
roadracingoldfart
23rd January 2008, 21:12
Rossi sick of racing bikes now in serious practice for the China Olympics
Triple Jump competition
one ...... two ...... threeeeeeeeeeeee . ouch
P38
23rd January 2008, 21:13
What happens when you

Think Happy Thoughts and add a Sprinkle of Pixie Dust.

Cheers
Tinker Bell.
DingoZ
23rd January 2008, 21:18
DOh.......But I still look good......

7.5 for style points
Timber020
23rd January 2008, 21:56
Valentino comes from a long line of Italian soldiers, here he shows the standard Italian tactic to be used in any battlefield situation, abandon all equipment and run back to mama.
Mole_C
23rd January 2008, 23:16
Sick of trying to join the Honda team with his riding skills, Rossi decides to show a more image appropriate side of himself and skip his way into the teams hearts.

or

Rossi decides to try out for the Honda racing team





It's late and i'm tired and can't think of anything witty :(
Bikernereid
23rd January 2008, 23:26
"Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home." Rossi wishes he'd paid more attention to Solo's words.
BarryG
24th January 2008, 02:43
"I must lay off the Red Bull - there are certain times those damn wings have a mind of their own"

Cheers
Barry
tri boy
24th January 2008, 06:59
" It worked in the Rally Car"
imdying
24th January 2008, 07:15
Guys guys, watch my Sete impression :rofl:
Swoop
24th January 2008, 09:02
"Let me think - corner + gixxer = crash... yup.
OH F*CK!! Yamaha are NOT going to be happy!!!"
MisterD
24th January 2008, 09:13
(Best Allo Allo Italian captain voice)

"Whatta mistake-a to make-a"
delusionz
24th January 2008, 09:16
"Doctored another one..."
cowpoos
24th January 2008, 09:38
Look at what's happened to me
I can't believe it myself
Suddenly I'm on top of the world
Shoulda been somebody else

Believe it or not I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flying away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me

Just like the light of a new day
It hit me from out of the blue
Breaking me out of the spell I was in
Making all of my wishes come true

Believe it or not I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel so free
Flying away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me

Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me




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007XX
24th January 2008, 09:43
Extract from a CIA report:


*...This shot proves that the Italians went on the moon...we'd better hurry up boys, and finally do it too!*
ManDownUnder
24th January 2008, 09:46
After Rossi ditched his bike, the boys in the pits were very concerned. The bike was fine but the photos suggested an explanation for his disregard for the girls, and the long suspected desire to come in behind Casey Stoner
Macktheknife
24th January 2008, 10:31
1. Wheeeeeeee!

2. WHAT?!?!?!?! You think I didn't mean to do this?

3. Headline: "Rossi elated after Stoner comes out of the closet."

4. Sepang me, Danang me, pit boys will get a rope and hang me! (G.M.V. singsong)

5. (pit boss) "Pack it in for the day boys, Tino's been on the pipe again"
Matt Bleck
24th January 2008, 11:16
fuck this I'll be faster skipping
idb
24th January 2008, 11:21
Urrrgh...too much grip!!!!
White trash
24th January 2008, 15:37
It's not always easy to tell if your children are on drugs.
Bwahahaha, gold!
LilSel
24th January 2008, 15:42
"im flying jack... im flying..."
madandy
24th January 2008, 17:31
Jesus walked on water huh?
Watch this....
Chickadee
24th January 2008, 18:10
Heya... where'd a muy bike a go?.....