Just bumped into my first girlfriend

[Mort]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. It was quite a suprise. We chatted for ages...lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. The time a cop caught us "at it" in my old car...what could have been.... what happened since we split etc etc

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

"Wow!", , "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge!!!

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to fcuk off.

[H00dz]

Righteous Dude !!!

Bling!!

Northland Hard !!! :headbang:

[Bren]

ewwww doing an ex GF dont seem right....some things are best left in the past!

My first g/f was a redhead with a rage to match. When I look back I wonder what appealed to me...oh thats right, she had a tasty pussy and was a nympho, she couldn't get enough...and thats why we broke up...the bloody slapper started cheating on me...:no:

first g/f's eh? anyone else wanna share in this therapy?

[KATWYN]

"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................

So I told her to fcuk off.

lol, so she had a lucky escape :cool:

[more_fasterer]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1128127

Riposte! En garde!

[ManDownUnder]

first g/f's eh? anyone else wanna share in this therapy?

Sure... what's her number?

[007XX]

...So I told her to fcuk off.

Free sex? :devil2:

Even if your bald? :eek:

And have got too much lard around the waist? :eek5:

And you said NO?????? :shit: :blank:

The only redeeming point for you here, is that she's an ex...going there again is 9 times out of 10 a huge mistake...Guaranteed!

[nodrog]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1128127

Riposte! En garde!

i see your repost and raise you...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=31949

[007XX]

All I can see is bald little fat men turning away free sex with a gorgeous willing participant...

I am agog at the kiwi male representation :blink: :lol:

[jrandom]

All I can see is bald little fat men turning away free sex...

Correction, ma chérie.

It is never, ever free.

TANSTAAFL.

[007XX]

Correction, ma chérie.

It is never, ever free.

TANSTAAFL.

For bald little fat men, yes you'd be quite correct...:D :laugh:

[007XX]

Ok, I just got a couple of replies (from men obviously) saying that no, it is never, ever free in regards to sex offered by women...

I'm puzzled...what do you guys mean by that? I may be naive, but in my way of thinking, sex is neither a commodity nor an exchange rate, and never should be...

Please tell me that you don't all think that all women make you pay for sex one way or another? :shit: :blink:

[Nagash]

Please tell me that you don't all think that all women make you pay for sex one way or another? :shit: :blink:

Hell yeah they do,

Financially: Starts off with buying breakfast or coffee and evolves into asking for concert tickets and free drugs!

Time-wise: they do like to bitch about a whole load of wank and expect you to listen..

And yeah.. that's all i'm going to think of for now.

[007XX]

Hell yeah they do,

Financially: Starts off with buying breakfast or coffee and evolves into asking for concert tickets and free drugs!

Time-wise: they do like to bitch about a whole load of wank and expect you to listen..

And yeah.. that's all i'm going to think of for now.

Well thanks for this enlightening perspective into the mind of a young man (and you are entitled to your opinion, however misguided it may be).

How many serious long standing relationships have you had? Just out of interest...

[jrandom]

Please tell me that you don't all think that all women make you pay for sex one way or another? :shit: :blink:

A number of comments could be made in response to that.

One could point out that when one is old and fat, yes, one generally must bring something immediately to the table other than one's body and wit, and when one is young and attractive, one has difficulty extracting oneself from the attentions of women who decide that not only will they not require you to pay for the sex, they will also not require you to pay for the privilege of subsequently lavishing vast quantities of attention on them.

One could subsequently point out that when one shags a hooker for an up-front cash payment, one is paying as much for the ability to walk away immediately afterwards with a guarantee that neither you nor anyone else will hear about it from her ever again, as for the sex itself.

In response to the possible retort that there are pleasant, attractive women out there who are just interested in no-strings-attached sex, with no rocks hidden below the surface of their pretense, one could also point out that the hundreds of hours of painful, pointless effort that would probably be necessary to find those women might be better spent reading a good book.

TANSTAAFL.

[007XX]

A number of comments could be made in response to that.

One could point out that when one is old and fat, yes, one generally must bring something immediately to the table other than one's body and wit, and when one is young and attractive, one has difficulty extracting oneself from the attentions of women who decide that not only will they not require you to pay for the sex, they will also not require you to pay for the privilege of subsequently lavishing vast quantities of attention on them.

One could subsequently point out that when one shags a hooker for an up-front cash payment, one is paying as much for the ability to walk away immediately afterwards with a guarantee that neither you nor anyone else will hear about it from her ever again, as for the sex itself.

In response to the possible retort that there are pleasant, attractive women out there who are just interested in no-strings-attached sex, with no rocks hidden below the surface of their pretense, one could also point out that the hundreds of hours of painful, pointless effort that would probably be necessary to find those women might be better spent reading a good book.

TANSTAAFL.

:rofl: :clap:


Love your work!!! :D

[jrandom]

That said, of course, I'd be the first to argue that the much-improved sex that derives from intimacy, trust and familiarity is well worth the significant amounts of effort that one has to put into a stable, committed relationship to keep it afloat.

Just gotta be careful not to throw pearls before swine when it comes to putting that effort in.

:niceone:

But, yes. One way or the other, I'd always say...

TANSTAAFL.

[007XX]

Just gotta be careful not to throw pearls before swine when it comes to putting that effort in.

There lies the problem, and for both gender...


But, yes. One way or the other, I'd always say...

TANSTAAFL.

Hmmmm...I wonder how many of you gents truly understands how much this goes both ways...or should I say "have the honnesty to admit"?

[jrandom]

I wonder how many of you gents truly understands how much this goes both ways...

On of my most illuminating moments of enlightenment in life was about 9 years ago, when I finally realised that women and men were in exactly the same boat in almost all of these respects.

:yes:

[007XX]

On of my most illuminating moments of enlightenment in life was about 9 years ago, when I finally realised that women and men were in exactly the same boat in almost all of these respects.

:yes:



Ah Finally, one who gets it!!!

Jodi, hun...look after this one well, will ya? :niceone:

[tri boy]

I prefer an over ripe Mango, or warm pigs head straight off the killing chain.:buggerd:

[007XX]

I prefer an over ripe Mango, or warm pigs head straight off the killing chain.:buggerd:

Hmmmm...Waikato, eh? ;)

:laugh:

[tri boy]

The Mango reminds me of my 20's in FNQ. (far nth Queensland), and the pigs head?.....well I'm just a sick f**k.:blink:

[imdying]

Correction, ma chérie.

It is never, ever free.

TANSTAAFL.It's been said that 'Some niggers pay for pussy' (thank you Snoop Dogg (http://www.actionext.com/names_s/snoop_dogg_lyrics/payin_for_pussy.html)), but the reality is, 'All niggers pay for pussy' :yes: