How many bums ride motorbikes?

[The Pastor]

as per poll

[Qkchk]

We dont have any BUMs riding bikes here.

Buisness Unit Managers usually drive XR6s or SV6 around here. Think the rain doesnt go down well with their suits and there are no cup holders for their latte.....

[Magua]

What is a R.U.B?

[The Pastor]

rub = rich urban biker (e.g, maha man)

[Luckylegs]

Lots.... The Cheeky bastards ;)

[DMNTD]

Yep...unemployed with shitty bikes :2thumbsup

[99TLS]

not in payed employment and only ride a shitty TLS :crybaby: and just recently aquired a crappy RG500

[Big Dave]

I work my arse off so I can have nice bikes.

[The Pastor]

Yep...unemployed with shitty bikes :2thumbsup
how do you afford your bikes? its drugs isnt it. comon you can tell me.

[onearmedbandit]

For the past 10mths I've got up when I want, gone for a ride when I want, been overseas, being a bum is great.

[jrandom]

I don't pay any income tax.

I must be unemployed.

:yes:

[Usarka]

I don't pay any income tax.


Who's you're accountant????? go on, pint of bellringers in it for ya....

[oldrider]

I work my arse off so I can have nice bikes.

What have you done with the detached "arse"? Do they keep? :whistle: John.

[007XX]

Yep...unemployed with shitty bikes :2thumbsup

Nice Tui ad there Sir! :lol::2thumbsup

[sunhuntin]

my bum rides two bikes

[Big Dave]

What have you done with the detached "arse"? Do they keep? :whistle: John.


I keep it well hidden on the whole.

[jrandom]

Who's you're accountant?????

It's not that difficult.

Assuming you're not already a successful property investor, just go find someone with an LAQC who's willing to absorb your income and on-lend it to you in exchange for sexual favours, or perhaps a share in generated IP and future profits from your business endeavours.

:niceone:

Just remember - TANSTAAFL.

[The Pastor]

drugs are bad mmmmmk

[swbarnett]

I'd have to say there's a bum for every rider and pillion on a bike. Pretty hard to ride without one.

[Kittyhawk]

Pfft, Im retired.....who needs to work :laugh:

[Big Dave]

drugs are bad mmmmmk

Yeah - we already noticed yours aren't working.

[MGST]

not in payed employment and only ride a shitty TLS :crybaby: and just recently aquired a crappy RG500

I'm in payed employment x2, and I ride a 250 Honda? :angry2: I must be doing something really really wrong...:crybaby:

[RearWheel]

Damn i thought R.U.B ment regularly unemployed bum , cos i sure aint no rich urban bum or i would have at least 10 bikes..... think i'll class myself as self unemployed bum:laugh:

[DMNTD]

I'm in payed employment x2, and I ride a 250 Honda? :angry2: I must be doing something really really wrong...:crybaby:

Heh! Yep...:devil2:

[Nagash]

Unemployed! (For now, lost my job due to a wrist injury) and I own a 250, a 200 and a 125. Not too shabby me thinks.

[Weaver]

I do shift work. So I get the perks of being a bum, and the spending money of an employed person

[Chickadee]

I'd say I'm employed, I work for no pay. Yes being a housewife/mum is shit pay, no time off, so is that employed or unemployed if you don't get a payslip! Kids are worth it though

[The Pastor]

I'd say I'm employed, I work for no pay. Yes being a housewife/mum is shit pay, no time off, so is that employed or unemployed if you don't get a payslip! Kids are worth it though
house wife = all the time off.

[EnzoYug]

I'm "working" right now....

ha ha ha ha. I love my company.

[EZAS]

I'm working atm ... and I have the fastest internet connection in NZ :)

[oldrider]

I keep it well hidden on the whole.

Thats OK at whole sale rates!............Is it for sale? :shifty:

[madandy]

house wife = all the time off.

you have no idea...

I regularly work between 5:30am & 6pm. My salary structure allows me the liberty to spread my time between work & family pretty nicely and find enough time to satisfy the biker urge.
I'd wilt in a 9 to 5 routine!

[Big Dave]

Thats OK at whole sale rates!............Is it for sale? :shifty:


I produce advertising.

[banditrider]

Work so I can ride. If anyone wants to pay me to ride then I'm in.

[cowboyz]

here here......... Just waiting for that job to drop in my lap where they will pay me to ride my bike round the country all day every (sunny) day.

[Donut]

here here......... Just waiting for that job to drop in my lap where they will pay me to ride my bike round the country all day every (sunny) day.

Why stop on a rainy day.... i ride any chance i get pitty it costs money instead of pays :(

[cowboyz]

done my dash in the rain.

Actually I ride everyday but much much much prefer it in the warm amd dry.

[banditrider]

done my dash in the rain.

Thought you enjoyed the Coast to Coast...

[Toaster]

rub = rich urban biker (e.g, maha man)

urban? more like provincial.

[The Pastor]

urban? more like provincial.
you are a class act RUB toaster.

[oldrider]

I produce advertising.

Hey, I read your advertising......does that mean I have paid for a piece of your arse! :sick: :o ......:doh:

[Wired1]

So what's with throwing around all the TLA's ? Must be from up north.

















*TLA = Three Letter Abbreviation