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Bonez
15th November 2004, 06:11
That the capicity of one's m/c is inversely proportional to the size of one's thingimywhatsit? :Pokey:
ZorsT
15th November 2004, 06:18
i doubt it, but if it is....... does anyone have a m/c with a cc rating lower than mine...? dont think so :first:
:beer:
Bonez
15th November 2004, 06:24
i doubt it, but if it is....... does anyone have a m/c with a cc rating lower than mine...? dont think so :first:
:beer:
Ah Mapua corner, know it well-cow shit on the 90 degree bend and sliding into the hedge ;)
Sniper
15th November 2004, 08:15
Dont know?? Im not into comparing :)
vifferman
15th November 2004, 08:31
That the capicity of one's m/c is inversely proportional to the size of one's thingimywhatsit? :Pokey:Do you mean, "The capacity of the engine of one's Motorcycle is inversely proportional to the size of one's penis"?
Just say what you mean, man!
Yes, it's generally true, but like all rules, there are exceptions that merely serve to prove the rule. F'rinstance, in my case, the size of my equipment is so HUGE, that I'd have to ride a bike with such a miniscule engine that it'd be totally unable to move my svelte and athletic frame at all. So, I just ride a bike that I like, with no particular regard to its engine capacity.
However, it's well known that many Harley's are owned for compensatory reasons.
There is a corollary to this theorem: :eek5: Guys with manhood problems often feel the need to own a large-capacity bike, but then to disguise the fact that this is the reason for buying such, they buy a smaller capacity bike (such as a 600 repli-racer) capable of warp speeds, and ride it on the road like they are on a racetrack. They then feel like if they are faster than everyone else, it will lead people to believe they are well-endowed, when we know that the opposite is the case. These people can also be identified by the fact they often call other such specimens "ghey", or rubbish their riding ability, or act like they are threatened by bikes that are not some 'approved' model or colour. :Pokey:
Safest thing - no matter what size your pecker is - is to buy some dungery old bike, or have a variety of machinery, and to occasionally ride a scooter or some sort of "girly bike". It won't make your manhood any bigger, but it will keep people guessing....
Sniper
15th November 2004, 08:51
Do you mean, "The capacity of the engine of one's Motorcycle is inversely proportional to the size of one's penis"?
Just say what you mean, man!
Yes, it's generally true, but like all rules, there are exceptions that merely serve to prove the rule. F'rinstance, in my case, the size of my equipment is so HUGE, that I'd have to ride a bike with such a miniscule engine that it'd be totally unable to move my svelte and athletic frame at all. So, I just ride a bike that I like, with no particular regard to its engine capacity.
However, it's well known that many Harley's are owned for compensatory reasons.
There is a corollary to this theorem: :eek5: Guys with manhood problems often feel the need to own a large-capacity bike, but then to disguise the fact that this is the reason for buying such, they buy a smaller capacity bike (such as a 600 repli-racer) capable of warp speeds, and ride it on the road like they are on a racetrack. They then feel like if they are faster than everyone else, it will lead people to believe they are well-endowed, when we know that the opposite is the case. These people can also be identified by the fact they often call other such specimens "ghey", or rubbish their riding ability, or a threatened by bikes that are not some 'approved' model or colour. :Pokey:
Safest thing - no matter what size your pecker is - is to buy some dungery old bike, or have a variety of machinery, and to occasionally ride a scooter or some sort of "girly bike". It won't make your manhood any bigger, but it will keep people guessing....
Hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
So I guess you have noticed how cold the toilet water gets in the morning too? :lol:
Deano
15th November 2004, 09:10
There is a corollary to this theorem: :eek5: Guys with manhood problems often feel the need to own a large-capacity bike, but then to disguise the fact that this is the reason for buying such, they buy a smaller capacity bike (such as a 600 repli-racer) capable of warp speeds, and ride it on the road like they are on a racetrack. They then feel like if they are faster than everyone else, it will lead people to believe they are well-endowed, when we know that the opposite is the case. These people can also be identified by the fact they often call other such specimens "ghey", or rubbish their riding ability, or a threatened by bikes that are not some 'approved' model or colour. :Pokey:
What's the answer to that one Slipstream ?
Dodgyiti
15th November 2004, 09:28
The size of your brakes affect it more than engine capacity. Slam on some 6 pot caliper front stoppies in a hurry and the little fella gets mashed into the tank, eventually this continuous compression does effect size........... :no:
Sniper
15th November 2004, 09:42
The size of your brakes affect it more than engine capacity. Slam on some 6 pot caliper front stoppies in a hurry and the little fella gets mashed into the tank, eventually this continuous compression does effect size........... :no:
All I can think to say is .......... OW! :crazy: :no: :crybaby:
inlinefour
15th November 2004, 09:57
Do you mean, "The capacity of the engine of one's Motorcycle is inversely proportional to the size of one's penis"?
Just say what you mean, man!
Yes, it's generally true, but like all rules, there are exceptions that merely serve to prove the rule. F'rinstance, in my case, the size of my equipment is so HUGE, that I'd have to ride a bike with such a miniscule engine that it'd be totally unable to move my svelte and athletic frame at all. So, I just ride a bike that I like, with no particular regard to its engine capacity.
However, it's well known that many Harley's are owned for compensatory reasons.
There is a corollary to this theorem: :eek5: Guys with manhood problems often feel the need to own a large-capacity bike, but then to disguise the fact that this is the reason for buying such, they buy a smaller capacity bike (such as a 600 repli-racer) capable of warp speeds, and ride it on the road like they are on a racetrack. They then feel like if they are faster than everyone else, it will lead people to believe they are well-endowed, when we know that the opposite is the case. These people can also be identified by the fact they often call other such specimens "ghey", or rubbish their riding ability, or act like they are threatened by bikes that are not some 'approved' model or colour. :Pokey:
Safest thing - no matter what size your pecker is - is to buy some dungery old bike, or have a variety of machinery, and to occasionally ride a scooter or some sort of "girly bike". It won't make your manhood any bigger, but it will keep people guessing....
Feck, the misses must have been blardy confused when she meet me. They are all Hondas but range from 50cc to 750cc :niceone:
Sniper
15th November 2004, 10:04
Feck, the misses must have been blardy confused when she meet me. They are all Hondas but range from 50cc to 750cc :niceone:
Aye?? What the hell did you just say??? :crazy:
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