Lady pillion needs seat

[socialites]

Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

[cowpoos]

You realise there are Dating websites dooont choooo?

[ManDownUnder]

You realise there are Dating websites dooont choooo?

www.discodan.co.nz (http://www.discodan.co.nz) ?

[007XX]

I think I can smell a...

[jrandom]

I dunno, eh; I suspect this could be quite genuine.

Best of luck to the lady in question, if so.

:niceone:

[yungatart]

Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

Why would you want to hook your friend up with someone from here then?
Is she not very bright either, or just woefully unfussy?

[jrandom]

You realise there are Dating websites dooont choooo?

Focused, high-quality social networking websites are better ways of finding potentially decent partners.

C'mon bro, you and I both know how it works...

:laugh:

[jrandom]

Is she not very bright either, or just woefully unfussy?

Oi!

I represent that implication!

:nono:

[99TLS]

a picture may help the cause, :blank: or NOT

[007XX]

I dunno, eh; I suspect this could be quite genuine.

Best of luck to the lady in question, if so.

:niceone:

I'll second that in a "benefit of the doubt" spirit...

Heck, it is a difficult thing finding a good man out there.

[jrandom]

a picture may help the cause

Nope.

Why should she stick herself up here like a head of stock at market day for your approval?

Any interested chaps who can't be arsed going to the effort of meeting the lady in question with zero expectations on either side paint themselves as pretty lazy and shallow individuals...

[yungatart]

Oi!

I represent that implication!

:nono:

It's Socialites implication, not mine...

[007XX]

Nope.

Why should she stick herself up here like a head of stock at market day for your approval?

Any interested chaps who can't be arsed going to the effort of meeting the lady in question with zero expectations on either side paint themselves as pretty lazy and shallow individuals...

what kind of worries me though is: is she aware that she is being "advertised" by her well meaning friend?

just looking at the possible scenarios here...

[jrandom]

just looking at the possible scenarios here...

She probably just said, without thinking too hard about it, "Hey, you're on that biker website, right? Why don't you stick a post up and see if there are any guys who want to take me for a ride (boom tish)?"

People very often fail to consider the full extent and nature of the audience that is reached by public internet forums, though, and how their posts will be read by others.

:corn:

[007XX]

She probably just said, without thinking too hard about it, "Hey, you're on that biker website, right? Why don't you stick a post up and see if there are any guys who want to take me for a ride (boom tish)?"

People very often fail to consider the full extent and nature of the audience that is reached by public internet forums, though, and how their posts will be read by others.

:corn:

Gosh...my and all that kind of expletives!!! Aren't we just very full of wisdom?

I bow to thee clarity of perspective :not:

You are quite right my friend! :hug:

In this respect, may I suggest Socialites that you bring your friend along to an ATNR ride? She'll get to meet a lot of the blokes there...

[socialites]

It's Socialites implication, not mine...

What exactly am I implying???? or more to the point..what are you implying???..Look mate..I posted this thread in good faith....The lady in question is a good sort, simply wanting to hook up with a male freind who owns and rides bikes, as her interrests lies there also. I would gladly take her on my bike, but the last time I looked...one can only have 1 pillion at a time...and that spot simply has to be resgistered to my wife. So please people..try not to show your true colors for a change.

[jrandom]

So please people..try not to show your true colors for a change.

Hey, chill the fuck out, man, get those panties untwisted. Nobody's having a go at you.

Keep an eye on your PMs; I'm sure any interested gentlemen who match your description will be contacting you in due course.

[007XX]

...try not to show your true colors for a change.

easy little horsey! Especially if you're asking for help...

Ok, I apologise for the troll joke. But you've got to admit that a genuine thread along the lines of the one you are proposing here don't really come around that often.

So, since it is sincere...how about my suggestion to bring her to an ATNR? If she needs a ride, where about would she need to be picked up from (an idea of the general area in Auckland would suffice)...

[yungatart]

What exactly am I implying????


Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

Just taking it as written...don't get all cry baby about it, after all, they are your words, not mine.

[Jimmy B]

Good onya Mate. Mrs JB and I have several single female freinds in the same boat, cept theyre not into bikes. Seems to me there's plenty of blokes out there but not many that tick all the boxes so to speak. Pretty much all of my mates are married or in relationships so I am of sod all help to them, at least you are giving it a go. :Punk:

[Waxxa]

Yo socialites! Your friend can come for a ride with me if she wants sometime over the weekend, gonna be beautiful weather and I'll be in town.

Gotta a 650 sports type bike, black if that helps.

[Joni]

I posted this thread in good faith....I appreciate that 100% mate... good luck I hope you get it sorted for your friend :niceone:

However it seems KB may not have been the best place to ask the question... just look at the way this thread has gone, and you will know that :blank:

[jafar]

Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

So to paraphrase this,
You think that what is posted on here is a sack of shit (90% true):clap:
BUT your good lady friend in her early forties is desperate to meet a single guy who has to own a Sport type bike. If said biker owns a harley or big ugly jap cruiser then she isn't interested.......
I'd suggest that she get her own bike .
Thankfully I don't qualify

[socialites]

Yo socialites! Your friend can come for a ride with me if she wants sometime over the weekend, gonna be beautiful weather and I'll be in town.

Gotta a 650 sports type bike, black if that helps.

Chuck us yr contact tel number on PM and I will get her to ring you..

[socialites]

easy little horsey! Especially if you're asking for help...

Ok, I apologise for the troll joke. But you've got to admit that a genuine thread along the lines of the one you are proposing here don't really come around that often.

So, since it is sincere...how about my suggestion to bring her to an ATNR? If she needs a ride, where about would she need to be picked up from (an idea of the general area in Auckland would suffice)...


She lives on the shore...Northcote point..

[socialites]

So to paraphrase this,
You think that what is posted on here is a sack of shit (90% true):clap:
BUT your good lady friend in her early forties is desperate to meet a single guy who has to own a Sport type bike. If said biker owns a harley or big ugly jap cruiser then she isn't interested.......
I'd suggest that she get her own bike .
Thankfully I don't qualify

really sorry you ride one of those uglies mate...but it was your choice...so yeah...thankfully you dont qualify...

[jrandom]

really sorry you ride one of those uglies mate...but it was your choice...so yeah...thankfully you dont qualify...

Good thing you don't post too often; you're really quite annoying, aren't you?

:niceone:

[007XX]

She lives on the shore...Northcote point..

Excellent!!! Right, so how about you ask if someone on the ATNR thread if they could take her as a pillion for the ride, and then get her over to the pub for the drinkies...

Then, she can meet anonymously a lot of the guys on there, and can start friendships!

Or, she can just drive to the Bar Africa on a Thursday night, and we'll make her feel welcome. If you send me a PM a day or so before, I don't mind meeting her there, and introduce her around which should help her settle in and feel more comfortable...

I'd offer to take her as a pillion, but I don't have my full yet, and she would definitely prefer a bloke, I'm sure :D

[Swoop]

Disco Dan still not here yet?

He is slacking.:oi-grr:

[Maha]

Hey, chill the fuck out, man, get those panties untwisted. Nobody's having a go at you.

Keep an eye on your PMs; I'm sure any interested gentlemen who match your description will be contacting you in due course.

Where the hell is Dicko Dan...this thread is sooooooooooooooo Him!


really sorry you ride one of those uglies mate...but it was your choice...so yeah...thankfully you dont qualify...

If she dosent mind the 'reach around' holding grip (which i perfer) and British bikes (which i have) and not going over the speed limit (which i can do) and ciggy stops every hour (which i do do) ah! where the fuck was i?

[007XX]

If she dosent mind the 'reach around' holding grip (which i perfer) and British bikes (which i have) and not going over the speed limit (which i can do) and ciggy stops every hour (which i do do) ah! where the fuck was i?

Alzheimer settling in ol'boy? :dodge:


Oh and you forgot: "if Mom doesn't mind" :whistle:

[Bikernereid]

I recently posted on here just looking for rideouts whilst on holiday and was really lucky that some extremely nice men took me out. What I wasn't looking for was a relationship and by sods law that was what I found. What I am trying to say that maybe if you friend enters into the who bike rideout scenario without any expactations she may find that she is lucky enough to meet a nice guy. It appears that often men, and women for that matter are like buses, when you want want you can wait for ever and the minute you stop expecting one 10 come along all at once. I hope that you friend meets someone special.


What exactly am I implying???? or more to the point..what are you implying???..Look mate..I posted this thread in good faith....The lady in question is a good sort, simply wanting to hook up with a male freind who owns and rides bikes, as her interrests lies there also. I would gladly take her on my bike, but the last time I looked...one can only have 1 pillion at a time...and that spot simply has to be resgistered to my wife. So please people..try not to show your true colors for a change.

[MSTRS]

However it seems KB may not have been the best place to ask the question... just look at the way this thread has gone, and you will know that

KB is the perfect place to ask such a question.
However...come on in a blaze of criticism, insulting (mostly) all and sundry, laying down ground rules etc...and then get upset because of some responses? :oi-grr:

[jafar]

ah! where the fuck was i?

Digging a fooking big hole all the way to china if MOM sees this :spanking::lol::lol:

[007XX]

Digging a fooking big hole all the way to china if MOM sees this :spanking::lol::lol:

Yep, but I don't think it'll be far enough...she's got a surprisingly long reach for a 5 foot nothing little powder keg :love:

[jafar]

Yep, but I don't think it'll be far enough...she's got a surprisingly long reach for a 5 foot nothing little powder keg :love:

A wise man once said , never marry a short woman, they make up for their lack of height in sheer spite..... :argh:

[Maha]

Alzheimer settling in ol'boy? :dodge:


Oh and you forgot: "if Mom doesn't mind" :whistle:

Al is my friend...i think?...cant really remember....:crazy:


Digging a fooking big hole all the way to china if MOM sees this :spanking::lol::lol:

Possibly Marty....possibly, Chinese are caring people are they not?

[jafar]

Al is my friend...i think?...cant really remember....:crazy:



Possibly Marty....possibly, Chinese are caring people are they not?

You had better hope so mark :2thumbsup:whistle:

[socialites]

KB is the perfect place to ask such a question.
However...come on in a blaze of criticism, insulting (mostly) all and sundry, laying down ground rules etc...and then get upset because of some responses? :oi-grr:

Not critising..merely stating my point of veiw..and when last checked..we still live in a country that allows such..also not laying down ground rules...mere stated the lady in question preferences re: style of bike. Getting upset with some responses..pssh..not a chance..I take it from where it comes...
It amases me how many comments one gets on these threads..mostly nothing to do with the accual topic..and mostly from young riders who either dont even own a bike...or ride some 250 on a restricted...
So yeah...I will state my opinion...if you dont like it...lump it...

[Trudes]

A wise man once said , never marry a short woman, they make up for their lack of height in sheer spite..... :argh:

Hey, I resemble that comment......:lol:

[socialites]

So to paraphrase this,
You think that what is posted on here is a sack of shit (90% true):clap:
BUT your good lady friend in her early forties is desperate to meet a single guy who has to own a Sport type bike. If said biker owns a harley or big ugly jap cruiser then she isn't interested.......
I'd suggest that she get her own bike .
Thankfully I don't qualify

and who said anything about being desperate mate?? She is by no means desperate at all..but lets face it..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...but then again...thats more than likely wishfull thinking on my part judging by your response..

[Bikernereid]

It is far better that your friend meets like-minded people who have simlar interests that trawling bars etc (not that I am implying she is desperate) wasting her time with men she may well have nothing in common with. You never know there may be a guy on here who is looking to meet a genuine, intelligent woman but is a little shy and this may provide the perfect opportunity for him to meet a decent woman too. Here's hoping!!


and who said anything about being desperate mate?? She is by no means desperate at all..but lets face it..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...but then again...thats more than likely wishfull thinking on my part judging by your response..

[MSTRS]

"We don't post here very often, but we have a female friend who is keen on meeting someone who owns a sportsbike for occasional pillion rides. She is not really into other bike styles and also doesn't necessarily want a relationship, but who knows? Anyway, if someone here can help, please let us know"

Now that might have been a better approach, but instead I expect to be insulted for being dumb, full of shit, young, inexperienced, on a restricted licence with a crappy 250 cruiser and anything else that you think describes me....

[99TLS]

ah! where the fuck was i?

with your lovely WIFE :innocent:

[Bikernereid]

I am sure that you are not many of those thing and I don't think the post was done with the intention of offending you. Sometime when we post, and I am guilty we type without really checking how it comes across.


"We don't post here very often, but we have a female friend who is keen on meeting someone who owns a sportsbike for occasional pillion rides. She is not really into other bike styles and also doesn't necessarily want a relationship, but who knows? Anyway, if someone here can help, please let us know"

Now that might have been a better approach, but instead I expect to be insulted for being dumb, full of shit, young, inexperienced, on a restricted licence with a crappy 250 cruiser and anything else that you think describes me....

[MadDuck]

I'd suggest that she get her own bike .


HA! Thats all I can say. Oh heres my ad just for KB:

Lady biker (lady used loosely) has own bike or two. Knows a thing or two about bikes (sports bikes that is). 40ish - any takers :bye:

[FilthyLuka]

merely stating my point of veiw..and when last checked..we still live in a country that allows such..

ladies and gentle men, repeat after me:

"This is an internet forum, not a country. This internet forum is not a democracy. This internet forum does not need to comply with laws regarding freedom of speech. This internet forum is not run by a government, your input regarding the running of said internet forum does not count. This internet forum has every lawful right to delete anything you may post. This internet forum has every lawful right to modify anything you may post for humorous reasons or otherwise."

and just for you

"i will stop using two full stops in stead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space.."

and just to make my point


shit cock

sue me

oops :Offtopic:

ill climb back into my hole then...

[Mom]

easy little horsey! Especially if you're asking for help...

Good advice V, many on here would be very willing to help, but not at the expense of a pasting from the community for doing so. Mind you there are some that would not worry about that either....:lol:


Digging a fooking big hole all the way to china if MOM sees this :spanking::lol::lol:

Hi jafar! Happy New Year!!! I've seen it, i will deal with it...:love:


Yep, but I don't think it'll be far enough...she's got a surprisingly long reach for a 5 foot nothing little powder keg :love:

Nice compliment :yes: fanks love!


with your lovely WIFE :innocent:

:o

[Bikernereid]

One of the best postings I have ready so far!!!!!! Well bloody written.


ladies and gentle men, repeat after me:

"This is an internet forum, not a country. This internet forum is not a democracy. This internet forum does not need to comply with laws regarding freedom of speech. This internet forum is not run by a government, your input regarding the running of said internet forum does not count. This internet forum has every lawful right to delete anything you may post. This internet forum has every lawful right to modify anything you may post for humorous reasons or otherwise."

and just for you

"i will stop using two full stops in stead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space.."

and just to make my point



sue me

oops :Offtopic:

ill climb back into my hole then...

[FilthyLuka]

One of the best postings I have ready so far!!!!!! Well bloody written.

aww shucks :o

[YellowDog]

I suspect that something intended as harmless and innocent has may be gone a little too far.

Ho hum...............

[Maha]

with your lovely WIFE :innocent:

You know me/us too well.....


HA! Thats all I can say. Oh heres my ad just for KB:

Lady biker (lady used loosely) has own bike or two. Knows a thing or two about bikes (sports bikes that is). 40ish - any takers :bye:

Do i know this 'Lady'???....:confused:

[smoky]

Just so I’m clear on what your saying;


Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB

cause we’re not worthy of your time and energy - obviously


as they normally a sack of shit and lack any intelligent substance,

cause we’re all a bunch of morons and full of shit


however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question.
Because your such a winner and have no real friends left, cause you called them all morons and can’t be bothered with all the shit they talk, we’re the only people you know who may be able to help.


I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker
She’s such a good friend and she’s sooo desperate that I’m willing to palm her off to a sack of shit that lacks intelligent substance

With a friend like you she must be a winner alright

[Drum]

Sounds a bit fussy to me.

[Bikernereid]

You really are a man of semantics and don't mince your words- respect for your honesty!!


Just so I’m clear on what your saying;



cause we’re not worthy of your time and energy - obviously



cause we’re all a bunch of morons and full of shit


Because your such a winner and have no real friends left, cause you called them all morons and can’t be bothered with all the shit they talk, we’re the only people you know who may be able to help.


She’s such a good friend and she’s sooo desperate that I’m willing to palm her off to a sack of shit that lacks intelligent substance

With a friend like you she must be a winner alright

[Rockbuddy]

she lives in northcote. thats a shame i dont go out with people who live in northcote

[smoky]

You really are a man of semantics and don't mince your words- respect for your honesty!!

Yea - might be a bit on the grumpy side of things tonight

[Bikernereid]

You were not being grumpy just interpreting the post as you saw fit, which you are well within your rights too. I must agree that some of the wording was a little off but then again I have been guilty of not re-reading what I have written on here. Learnt very quickly not to do it again!!

Don't apologise for having an opinion!!!! We lurv you for it!!


Yea - might be a bit on the grumpy side of things tonight

[Gremlin]

pity she ain't early to mid twenties... oh well


when you want want you can wait for ever and the minute you stop expecting one 10 come along all at once. I hope that you friend meets someone special.
how soon can I expect the not expecting attitude to work... for that matter, how do you make yourself not expect, and expect results? :crazy:

[Bikernereid]

It is all in the mid honey. Once you stop worrying about meeting someone and are happy with you and your life, bingo it happens. I have a friend who measures herself by whether she has a boyfriend and she is so desperate that she sees every man she meets as a potential husband and father to her children. Believe me she has frightened the crap out of some of my most sound male friends and they say that you can 'smell' her desperation a mile away. She has spent most of the last decade or so single!!

I wasn't looking for anyone, and didn't want anyone when BANG I met my lovely Kiwi boyfriend. And I am so happy I did. Fate is a wonderful Mistress.


pity she ain't early to mid twenties... oh well


how soon can I expect the not expecting attitude to work... for that matter, how do you make yourself not expect, and expect results? :crazy:

[jafar]

Good advice V, many on here would be very willing to help, but not at the expense of a pasting from the community for doing so. Mind you there are some that would not worry about that either....:lol:



Hi jafar! Happy New Year!!! I've seen it, i will deal with it...:love:



Nice compliment :yes: fanks love!



:o

Selling tickets MOM ????? :woohoo:
there be nothing like a good hanging :laugh:

[nadroj]

Selling tickets MOM ????? :woohoo:
there be nothing like a good hanging :laugh:

He recons he's already hung! Mom?

[P38]

Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

Does this mean your "Pimpin Ya Ride"

Too desperate

Move on.:apint:

[socialites]

It is all in the mid honey. Once you stop worrying about meeting someone and are happy with you and your life, bingo it happens. I have a friend who measures herself by whether she has a boyfriend and she is so desperate that she sees every man she meets as a potential husband and father to her children. Believe me she has frightened the crap out of some of my most sound male friends and they say that you can 'smell' her desperation a mile away. She has spent most of the last decade or so single!!

I wasn't looking for anyone, and didn't want anyone when BANG I met my lovely Kiwi boyfriend. And I am so happy I did. Fate is a wonderful Mistress.


ladies and gentle men, repeat after me:

"This is an internet forum, not a country. This internet forum is not a democracy. This internet forum does not need to comply with laws regarding freedom of speech. This internet forum is not run by a government, your input regarding the running of said internet forum does not count. This internet forum has every lawful right to delete anything you may post. This internet forum has every lawful right to modify anything you may post for humorous reasons or otherwise."

and just for you

"i will stop using two full stops in stead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space.."

and just to make my point



sue me

oops :Offtopic:

ill climb back into my hole then...

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

[Maha]

Not a very Sociable Socialite are ya?

[P38]

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

Oh sorry I forgot to ask before my last post

Does She Fu*K on First Dates???:devil2:

[Maha]

..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...




Does She Fu*K on First Dates???:devil2:

Hey P38, The above sentence from socialites suggests that she does!!....

[jafar]

and who said anything about being desperate mate?? She is by no means desperate at all..but lets face it..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...but then again...thats more than likely wishfull thinking on my part judging by your response..

!st part 1st : you said about desperate, to quote your first post :

I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc.
:whistle:
2nd part:
If the male would like to have a female friend hanging out with him because of the bike he happens to own rather than the guy he actually is then good for him. It would only be a matter of time before someone came along with a better sportsbike & she would be on the back of that.

3rd part:
How you can be claiming she will only go with someone on a sportsbike when you have a cb1300 is a bit of a laugh, the cb is hardly a sportsbike !!
Taking a swipe @ me for riding a cruiser is fine , we cruiser riders understand you have yet to reach this level. One day you might get there.:clap:

[socialites]

Yeah its another odd thing about KB users...one gets reported for apparent abuse as soon as one retaliates..but its all good when you do the abusing...go ahead mate...report the abuse...see if we loose any sleep...and as P38 asking weather she "fucks on first dates"..well to that answer I would have to reply quite honestly that I dont know, but what I do know however..if she did..it would not be with a "Look alike Harley rider, to poor to ride a real harley, so buys a fake one" tosser such as yourself.

[P38]

Hey P38, The above sentence from socialites suggests that she does!!....

Thats what I thought too.

Desperate, Needy and Dont like Jap cruisers.

Three strikes and your out sorry.

Time to place the Lady friend back on the shelf.

Or maybe she would like to reconsider her options and see if there's any Female Sportbike riders interested. :yes:

[Bikernereid]

Was nothing about your friend it was a reply to a question posed by someone else. You might have tried reading his question before attacking me!!


Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

[smoky]

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.
That was your best shot!!!!!!!! how sad
If you don’t want comments like that, why did you start your thread off insulting everyone? You are obviously a person with no common sense and no sense of humour.


you fuckers can sue me...

Why?
Do you take KB seriously or something? :weird:
It's like startrek dude

"It's life Jim - but not as we know it"

[P38]

Yeah its another odd thing about KB users...one gets reported for apparent abuse as soon as one retaliates..but its all good when you do the abusing...go ahead mate...report the abuse...see if we loose any sleep...and as P38 asking weather she "fucks on first dates"..well to that answer I would have to reply quite honestly that I dont know, but what I do know however..if she did..it would not be with a "Look alike Harley rider, to poor to ride a real harley, so buys a fake one" tosser such as yourself.

It's not me thats trying to Pimp Out My Mate.


An if she was such a "Winner" she'd have a "Man" by the time she was 40

[Disco Dan]

How the SMEG did I miss this thread? *sigh*

...im losing my touch!!

Will have to set up a special fancy pants search function that trawls KB looking for girlies then sends me a text message!!

Tad out of my "age bracket" im afraid. ..yes yes.. the disco is picky. :oi-grr:

Always keen for another F-buddy though, can never have enough :Punk:

[Bikernereid]

What is wrong with you mate? Have you been on another planet or wot? We missed ya babes!!!


How the SMEG did I miss this thread? *sigh*

...im losing my touch!!

Will have to set up a special fancy pants search function that trawls KB looking for girlies then sends me a text message!!

Tad out of my "age bracket" im afraid. ..yes yes.. the disco is picky. :oi-grr:

Always keen for another F-buddy though, can never have enough :Punk:

[Disco Dan]

What is wrong with you mate? Have you been on another planet or wot? We missed ya babes!!!

working... *sigh* worked 3pm to 11pm last night, started at 7am this morning and finish 7am tomorrow morning... GAH!!!

Sunday off then the same delio on monday!

Where is my Red Bull drink gone.....

Got two dates lined up for my day off tomorrow, one is into horses and has a funny witch nose the other is a girlie from work that just likes my accent... *sigh*

Another MILF would be a welcome change... :ROFL:

[P38]

...and as P38 asking weather she "fucks on first dates"..well to that answer I would have to reply quite honestly that I dont know, but what I do know however..if she did..it would not be with a "Look alike Harley rider, to poor to ride a real harley, so buys a fake one" tosser such as yourself.



Thank Bloody Christ for That!!!!

:finger:

[P38]

Got two dates lined up for my day off tomorrow, one is into horses and has a funny witch nose the other is a girlie from work that just likes my accent... *sigh*

Mate dont screw the crew.

It'll only end in Tears.

Possibly yours.

[Swoop]

It is all in the mid honey. Once you stop worrying about meeting someone and are happy with you and your life, bingo it happens. I have a friend who measures herself by whether she has a boyfriend and she is so desperate that she sees every man she meets as a potential husband and father to her children. Believe me she has frightened the crap out of some of my most sound male friends and they say that you can 'smell' her desperation a mile away. She has spent most of the last decade or so single!!

I wasn't looking for anyone, and didn't want anyone when BANG I met my lovely Kiwi boyfriend. And I am so happy I did. Fate is a wonderful Mistress.

We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please be aware that some members are from other parts of the world. Whilst we do have a few insomniacs here, others might be sitting in the sunny part of the world.
Just have a look at their "Location" on each post.

Best of luck in finding a pillion seat for your friend.

[socialites]

An if she was such a "Winner" she'd have a "Man" by the time she was 40

Christ...you are a sad fuck P38....just for the record...she lost her husband of 18 yrs (also a biker) 3 years ago, emmigrated to NZ 4 months ago only to come across cock suckers as yourself

[MVnut]

I think 'socialites' should calm down and start this thread over, but with a better intro..................:Oops:......possibly to a much better response:scooter:

[Disco Dan]

Mate dont screw the crew.

It'll only end in Tears.

Possibly yours.

Been there done that. Got the t-shirt.

Now I am doing it agian.

[Grahameeboy]

I think 'socialites' should calm down and start this thread over, but with a better intro..................:Oops:......possibly to a much better response:scooter:

The intro was not so bad............trubs is most KBers only read the title, like reading the Beano inside the Financial Times................

[MVnut]

The intro was not so bad............trubs is most KBers only read the title, like reading the Beano inside the Financial Times................

So "normally a sack of shit" etc etc is a good start huh.....not in my book !!!

[Grahameeboy]

Disco Dan
Is the man

He has the tee shirt
For all those he squirts

He needs his daily red bull
Because he does not want to stall

He is the man
Who gets girls in the van

So watch out Mums
Dan is after your gals bums

[Grahameeboy]

So "normally a sack of shit" etc etc is a good start huh.....not in my book !!!

So you do read the beano?

[Bikernereid]

I know ther was just so much that people could take offence too, not that we are sensitive souls:headbang:


So "normally a sack of shit" etc etc is a good start huh.....not in my book !!!

[MVnut]

So you do read the beano?

No but I still have my collection of 'Lion' and 'Tiger & Hurricane' from '62 or so heh heh:first:

[socialites]

I know ther was just so much that people could take offence too, not that we are sensitive souls:headbang:

Thankyou people, even those that took offence, we have had 12 happy and willing souls contacting us to fill their vacant pillion seat, so in due coarse those ppl will be contacted. Please, no more PM's offering seats thankyou. To those 12 guys, thankyou for taking the thread for what it was meant to be. To the rest..well...whatever..

[Swoop]

Excellent to hear!
May she find some happy times on 2 wheels ahead:scooter::ride:

[007XX]

A wise man once said , never marry a short woman, they make up for their lack of height in sheer spite..... :argh:

Mom's not spiteful :nono:

An iron fist in a velvet glove she has! :first: Unless you really piss her off, and then the glove comes off :laugh:

[Pixie]

Oi!

I represent that implication!

:nono:

Do you mean you resentthat implication?

or

That you are a fair representation of that which is implied?

[jrandom]

Do you mean you resentthat implication?

or

That you are a fair representation of that which is implied?

Yes.<tencharacters>

[Pixie]

and who said anything about being desperate mate?? She is by no means desperate at all..but lets face it..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...but then again...thats more than likely wishfull thinking on my part judging by your response..

Are you having a go at home butchery?

He's having a go at the butchers...

[jafar]

Mom's not spiteful :nono:

An iron fist in a velvet glove she has! :first: Unless you really piss her off, and then the glove comes off :laugh:

Who mentioned MOM :eek:
I wouldn't do that :pinch:
Wassn't ME MOM HONEST :blank:




;-)

[007XX]

Who mentioned MOM :eek:
I wouldn't do that :pinch:
Wassn't ME MOM HONEST :blank:




;-)

Yeah right!!! She's got your number pal! :girlfight: Moooom, he started it :innocent:

[jafar]

Yeah right!!! She's got your number pal! :girlfight: Moooom, he started it :innocent:

Aww crap now I'm :buggerd: :lol:

:spanking: Where's that bloody Sue bradford when needed:girlfight:

[007XX]

Aww crap now I'm :buggerd: :lol:

:spanking: Where's that bloody Sue bradford when needed:girlfight:

Use the phone book...and I'm talking to Mom here! :devil2:

[Maha]

Who mentioned MOM :eek:
I wouldn't do that :pinch:
Wassn't ME MOM HONEST :blank:




;-)

Damn!! China is looking crowded...keep digging Marty, ya almost there mate...:yes:

[jafar]

Damn!! China is looking crowded...keep digging Marty, ya almost there mate...:yes:

Since your there first you can save me a spot then :2thumbsup

[jafar]

Use the phone book...and I'm talking to Mom here! :devil2:

You will keep :girlfight:







:blink:

[Maha]

Since your there first you can save me a spot then :2thumbsup


You be Pirrion on back ok, onry seat i have solly....

[jafar]

You be Pirrion on back ok, onry seat i have solly....

:buggerd: either way really :sick:

[Finn]

She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky.

Does she have a daughter also keen on bikes?