Shocking behavior

[Big Dave]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

[Nagash]

Bastard.

Is he completely oblivious to what the rest of the world expects him to do?

[DingoZ]

Hunt him down and BURN Him....:)

[NordieBoy]

Can't you get fined for that?

[Riff Raff]

What is the world coming to. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!!

[Headbanger]

The boys would have already paid him a visit, Informed him of the waving protocol.

If he continues he will probably be down graded to a pretend Harley.

Not everyone can handle the superiority.

[Dooly]

Thats a terrible state of affairs!

[McDuck]

What is the world coming to. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!!

Fuck the children. Nobody cares. they are funny when you light them on fire....

[yungatart]

Disgusting!
What makes a HD rider think he can wave to another rider!
The absoute gall of some people!

Burn him, I say!

[DingoZ]

Fuck the children. Nobody cares. they are funny when you light them on fire....

Especially the way they wiggle and squirm and squeal...... Nothing like the smell of burning flesh in the afternoon...:)

[Ixion]

Get a gun and shoot the fuck

[Swoop]

So, who were you waving at Dave?

[White trash]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.
Nah, I knew it was you.

Sorry Dave.

[P38]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

Obviously a man of impecible character

I'd like to shake his hand and say


"Good On Ya Mate!"


:niceone:

[Motu]

Don't worry - it was all canceled out by the half dozen or more sportsbike riders that didn't wave to me today.Mostly on the Kaiaua loop - they will all deny this and say they wave to everyone,even scooters....but I saw them!

[Oakie]

Are you sure his arm hadn't just been thrown clear of the handlebar because of the vibration?

The alternative is just to shocking to contemplate....

[DUCATI*HARD]

Don't worry - it was all canceled out by the half dozen or more sportsbike riders that didn't wave to me today.Mostly on the Kaiaua loop - they will all deny this and say they wave to everyone,even scooters....but I saw them!

you only get a wave if you wave at me:msn-wink:did the kaiaua loop today,and if i didnt wave its because neither did you:devil2:

[Motu]

Ah!,So the truth is out! You don't wave unless I wave first? What if I want you to wave first? I don't wave until someone waves at me.....you didn't wave at me....I didn't wave at you.Simple eh?

[Clivoris]

Pfft! Obviously high on the drugs that he shifts to pay for his American Iron. I beseech you to avoid waving at this class of person BD. You'll be drawn into their world as surely as hot girls to Aprilia pilots. You don't need the grief mate.

[boomer]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.


your eye sights fading old man.. it wasn't a wave.. i gave you the bird!

[Big Dave]

your eye sights fading old man.. it wasn't a wave.. i gave you the bird!


The only thing I'd have trouble seeing is if you were waving yer wozza.

[Ixion]

So, what oil was he using?

[nallac]

Most likely super Badass oil as per the normal Harley oil..................

[McJim]

Ah, is this another waving thread?

[yod]

cool...cant wait til he falls off and I have to pay the fucking hospital bill for nineteen skin grafts

[Ixion]

Ah, is this another waving thread?

No, it's an oil thread. Much more intellectual. So, what oil do Ducatis use ? And how do you know if another Ducati rider isn't using the Approved Oil, so yoiu can abuse him?

[smoky]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

is this the same post
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=65799

One of those days today that if you had spare hour or two, suit up and get out there, warm/sunny and no wind. MadDuck called in for a visit and to show off her spunky new Harley (totally yum MD) Anne suggested i ride back with her, need no 2nd thought there! so i did.

Traffic was moderate/heavy heading south from here, but i intended to come back Via SH16/Woodcocks so all good. Heres the strange part, alot of Cruisers out today (more than Sports Bikes as it seemed)... i have friends that ride Cruisers, i rode with one today (but thats not the strange part) what is though, is that we past a Cruiser heading north on SH1 and im sure i got the fingers or some sort of hand gesture. The rider was wearing a singlet!...thats the strange part! to me anyway.

Ok it was hot and i dont care much if you dont wanna wear the gear you have paid quite a bit of money for, and as for the Politics on this subject? Well, i dont care about that either, wear what you like. Six other KBers turned up here later today and they saw the same rider and all commented on the 'Singlet' thing. Skin grafts cant hurt that much surely?

Not a rant, not a rave, just a biker political observation....
I just dont get some people

[Headbanger]

Most likely super Badass oil as per the normal Harley oil..................

My oil came wearing a beard and fingerless gloves......

[Weaver]

Did you flick him off?
....also was he wearing an open face helmet? If so, I hope he wasn't also smiling at you

[homer]

i was yacking to a fella about 4 weeks back on a group ride , he had a harley
really nice purple colour to

He was getting pissed off cause hes stuck on a harley ,were all on jappas whistling round corners and ripping up straits
so all he can do is watch us all go by
id have been more than happy on the bike he has

[FJRider]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

Are you sure it WAS a Harley ???

[Jiminy]

Are you sure it WAS a Harley ???

Did you read the whole post?
"Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone"

Sure it was a Harley :lol:

Dave was lucky, the two HD riders I saw yesterday when leaving a traffic light looked at me with a clear superior intention not to wave back. Must have been the Jap cruiser I ride, they surely recognised it by the (lack of) noise.

Mind you, they might also have been wondering was I was doing all over my lane in first gear one hand waving and the other one trying to save the bike. Damn I'm stupid some times...

[beyond]

Why the hell did you wave at him first you silly twat :)

[xwhatsit]

My oil came wearing a beard and fingerless gloves......

Donor? You're now being sold in shops?

[Mekk]

I'll forgive the bike but the singlet had better have been black.

[limbimtimwim]

OH MY GOD!

Did you pull over and have bum sex with him?

That's what I'd do.

[martybabe]

Jeez it's an easy mistake,I ride da Harley and I waved at another hog once ........but it was a jap cruiser :no: well I snapped that hand back down sharpish mate. I don't know if he got my reg number but I wont answer the door anymore,you know how clingy they get if they think their accepted.:laugh:

[Hitcher]

I hope his singlet was approved by Willie G.

[nallac]

Are you sure it was a singlet?, and not the regulation leather vest.

[pritch]

I'm just in the process of reading Peter Egan's "Leanings".

He describes visiting NZ as part of a bike tour group. He says they were almost unfailingly met with the sort of response most of us would hope for.

The one exception was whan they stopped at a place frequented by 1%er Harley riders. He reported that they had presumably seen one too many biker movies and refused to acknowledge any greeting. "Life imitates artlessness"

[crazybigal]

we need to stamp this out!!! quick get the pitch forks and torches!!

[idb]

Was it the official KBer wave??



Uh oh...we don't have one do we?
Hey, I've got a great idea!!!
Why don't we get our heads together and come up with a wave that we can use to recognise each other on the road???

[YellowDog]

Let me have the coordinates and I'll get my American colleague to call in an Air-strike.

[YellowDog]

Was it the official KBer wave??



Uh oh...we don't have one do we?
Hey, I've got a great idea!!!
Why don't we get our heads together and come up with a wave that we can use to recognise each other on the road???
Good idea.

We need to be distinctive.

How about a no-hands, no-legs Star-wave x 4 ?

[Hitcher]

Why don't we get our heads together and come up with a wave that we can use to recognise each other on the road???

Letting go completely and falling off could be a "wave" that some associate with KB members...

[Big Dave]

I told ya before - get yer wozza out and go helicopter.

[Thunder 8]

:buggerd::buggerd:Unbelievable the lengths some people will go to to communicate... next thing ya know riders will be talking to each other when they meet some where. Need to nip that in the bud real quick.

[delusionz]

Can we PD this thread? It's crap.

[idb]

Can we PD this thread? It's crap.

Well that added nothing to the discussion did it?

[Maha]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.


Are you absolutley sure it was a bloke BD?....
I have since found out that my Perp was the other Gender....'consideration'!....

[Ixion]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

Don't let it worry you, I've just realised what happened, He saw you and thought you were a fellow accountant. Easy mistake to make. :devil2:

[Big Dave]

I don't want to say any more - deludedez might scold me again with his razor sharp wit.

[Robbo]

Hope he had Tassles on his singlet or he's gonna be in deep shit with the HOG boys when his identity comes out and he'd better not get caught out in SD's patch or there's gonna be trouble. :Police:

[Robbo]

Can we PD this thread? It's crap.

I'll give you the benefit of doubt and assume that you're only joking.
Otherwise "Don't F...in read it and then post to complain.
Threads like this always bring out some very Dry and Great Humour on KB
and long may they continue. :done:

[smoky]

Letting go completely and falling off could be a "wave" that some associate with KB members...

What ya suggest that for - some one should bar you from KB, making suggestion like that, what if some noob rider reads it and goes out and tries to wave like that - then we'd all be in the shit man!!!!

what are ya thinking Hitcher?




PS - I tried it yesterday and fell off, bastard

[NC]

OH MY GOD!

Did you pull over and have bum sex with him?

That's what I'd do.

Thats Hawt.

:2thumbsup

[pritch]

Fuck the children. Nobody cares.

Who the Hell is this? Michael Jackson?

[doc]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

Did you wave back ? sorry people they are old ones

[Jiminy]

Threads like this always bring out some very Dry and Great Humour on KB and long may they continue. :done:

You mean, all those posts were just jokes? :whistle: :lol:

[Robbo]

Some good "Piss Takes" there Jimmy. Notice there has'nt been much response from the Harley Boys yet. Guess they are just lurking in the background waiting to pounce when the opportunity arises. Should be good when they do. SD usually bites well, maybe he has'nt seen this one yet. :niceone:

[MadDuck]

I was out riding this afternoon when I saw a bloke on a red Ultra Classic Harley.

I was shocked - Firstly this guy was only doing 85 in the 100 zone and seemed to be having a really nice time AND he only had a singlet on top.

But what really outraged me was when - get this - he waved.

How dare he.

What an absolute tosser that Harley rider is.....first for speeding ....and then for waving :spanking:.

He will give Harley riders such a bad name for being friendly to sportsbike riders.... years of effort down the drain!

[Deviant]

I only ride a GN, so I have to be nice to everyone in order to not offend and get laughed at even harder, but at least there is a small area in which I am able to feel (slightly) superior in the biker community.

Anything lower than a 250 or mopeds :bleh:

[NordieBoy]

I only ride a GN, so I have to be nice to everyone in order to not offend and get laughed at even harder, but at least there is a small area in which I am able to feel (slightly) superior in the biker community.

Anything lower than a 250 or mopeds :bleh:

Unless it's an FXR150, Aprilia 125, Gilera Runner 180...

:D

I started on the Yammy version of the GN, a Yammy SR185.
Would have killed for the 250 :shifty:

[dmouse]

i dont get it you guys moan about harley riders no matter what they do !!! it dosent matter if they are wrong or not you still crucify them ?? it dont make sense you shoot em down for havin a harley you shoot em down for not waving you shoot em down for not being allwed into hog rallies did you all cry when you wasnt invited to the santa parade or collectin toys for xmas for the kids i bet you didnt even think about it did you, i was starting to like this forum but its no different than any other you guys all take the biscuit. in your book there is no winners just losers and whingers its just a shame that this so called biker community has to put up with the likes of you, i ride a harley and if i saw you on the side of the road id stop and help if i pass you on the road i wave or salute i dont give a fuck unlike most halfwits in here you all need to learn to get on mates are few and far between and unfortunalty life for an average biker is short enough and there is enough shit on the roads to put up with in cages and the likes i enjoy rideing i wear the riight gear i ride in all weathers all year round i dont get my bike on a sunday when the sun is out, its my main transport and this shit just makes me sick i dont give a fuck what you ride i ride a bike it has two wheels and an engine what else does it need to qualify i suppose if it was made in japan it would be better !! o well ive said my piece and thrown my spanner in the works but better than the dummy most of you guys spit out :angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2::angry2:

[idb]

Phew...hope you feel better now...

[dmouse]

i aint in no 1% gang either

[nallac]

Phew...hope you feel better now...

+1 to that ..

my eyes hurt reading that paragraph..........

[Big Dave]

you guys moan about harley riders no matter what they do !!!

That was the tongue in cheek point of the original post.

[scumdog]

Phew...hope you feel better now...

Maybe - but he opened my eyes on how much slagging us HD owners get -especially from a certain Ducatisti at the Vincent:whistle:

I'm gonna buy me a motorsickle wot everybody likes and nobody disses...

[Kittyhawk]

What does everyone have against harley bikes and bikers?

[Nagash]

What does everyone have against harley bikes and bikers?

The stereo-type goes that Harley rider's are fat 50+ year olds going through a mid-life crisis with alot of money to spend who try and attempt a 'bad-ass' image by not waving to other riders, looking down on other riders and generally thinking that Harleys are better than anything else.

I have also seen the odd slandorous comment that Harleys are unreliable and need constant repairs and are alot of money for a bike that doesn't go as fast as the Jappas.

Also throw in leather bandanas, tassles, a pair of aviators for good measure and fingerless gloves, usually all Official HD brand wear and a patch on the back.


That's what people have against Harley's and the owners of, atleast so it appears.

Cept that cross bones video with them riding with skateboards and snowboards was just weird..

[idb]

Maybe - but he opened my eyes on how much slagging us HD owners get -especially from a certain Ducatisti at the Vincent:whistle:

I'm gonna buy me a motorsickle wot everybody likes and nobody disses...

Oh please SD...the fact that you own a Harley is evidence enough that you don't care what anyone else thinks.

[pritch]

I'm gonna buy me a motorsickle wot everybody likes and nobody disses...

A Honda CT90 Interstate?

[dmouse]

look im NOT fat yes im 50 i wear what the fuk i want i dont buy harley branded gear i dont wear sunglasses when rideing and i do definatly not wear fingerless gloves, i had a really bad off in 2004 on a tr6r no fuka stopped to help me the bike landed in my chest, i had got sun strike on a bend and could not see the end of the road, i was left lying with my feet allmost in the rush hour traffic looking up at rubber neckers going past me not giving a shit, i had pinctured my lung broken six ribs cut my spleen in two damaged my liver,bladder and i was in a lot of pain i had to get back on my bike and get home about 8 to 15ks i did it or i would not be here today then i was left in A&E while they fuked about for allmost six hours and when they opened me up i had lost two thirds of my blood internaly, it has seriously fuked my life up and my head i have to use a tube to piss now i have to constantly take medication as my white blood cells attacked and took out my thyroid i sold the triumph and gave up bikes for about six months blaming the bike, but at the end of the day if it was not for the bike i would not of made it, so i now cant work ive been in mental hospitals ive had there drugs thrown down my neck been misdiagnosed five times with different mental conditions, then given ECT and that really fuked up my head i didnt know who i was i didnt know my wife after being married for 28yrs i did not even know my kids and i still cannot remember them being born even though im told i was there.

so if you ride a 150 motorcycle i will wave most of the time i actually salute i ride a 1998 harley fatboy chromed out with six grands worth of graphics painted on it, it has won quite a few comps im proud of my bike i enjoy riding it, so for dim witted so called fellow bikers you ride what you want I DO NOT CRITISIZE what you ride, you enjoy it but let other people get along with there life, what i can not understand BD is what was the problem with this guy just doing about 85 did he impeed you in any way ??? was the wave an insult to you ?? or if the shock was so bad and you could not handle it maybe its time to hang up your helmet because one day two harley riders might wave to you and maybe you might fall off.

[idb]

Umm...the whole thread's a piss-take buddy...chill out.
Sorry about your prang and the rest, it sounds like you've had a seriously shit time of it.

l..... one day two harley riders might wave to you and maybe you might fall off.
Now that's funny!!!

[Nagash]

Dmouse, I believe the major point that you've missed out on is that Big Dave's original post was a joke, i've seen Big Dave defend Harley's in most situations so I think you should re read it with a more positive attitude.

I think everyone in this thread has been joking, there really is no hard feelings against Harley riders but it's human nature to want to slag each other off, bugger knows why.

The stereo-type I gave is ofcourse ridiculous because obviously not ALL Harley riders could be like that but that's the very small side people like to pick on because it has the greatest impact.

Just.. chill.

[dmouse]

Dmouse, I believe the major point that you've missed out on is that Big Dave's original post was a joke, i've seen Big Dave defend Harley's in most situations so I think you should re read it with a more positive attitude.

I think everyone in this thread has been joking, there really is no hard feelings against Harley riders but it's human nature to want to slag each other off, bugger knows why.

The stereo-type I gave is ofcourse ridiculous because obviously not ALL Harley riders could be like that but that's the very small side people like to pick on because it has the greatest impact.

Just.. chill.


yer right thats just how adolf started a few rumours that jews gypsys and the like were not liked because they were different or substandard, most of what starts out in jest some becomes serious, why should anyone be picked on for there choice of ride !!! or because they wave next it will be our choice of petrol we use or maybe tyres, life is hard enough without people throwing shit at each other for a cheap joke as sooner or later it sticks and there is allways the upcomeing bikers that believe as the truth what they hear from other older so called wiser bikers.

judge me for not what i ride but my skill and road manners to others.

and as an after thought not all gang members ride harleys most drive cages and a lot sports bikes does this give them the qualification and approval of other sportbikers !!!!!

[Clivoris]

yer right thats just how adolf started a few rumours that jews gypsys and the like were not liked because they were different or substandard, most of what starts out in jest some becomes serious, why should anyone be picked on for there choice of ride !!! or because they wave next it will be our choice of petrol we use or maybe tyres, life is hard enough without people throwing shit at each other for a cheap joke as sooner or later it sticks and there is allways the upcomeing bikers that believe as the truth what they hear from other older so called wiser bikers.


Mate, are you seriously making this comparison and the following argument?

[Hitcher]

yer right thats just how adolf started

77 posts to activate Godwin's Law. Must try harder.

[dmouse]

Mate, are you seriously making this comparison and the following argument?

ok so if i wave im wrong and if i dont im wrong am i expected to wear blinkers and not see other bikers and does this include anyone that has broken down ir injured ??, i allways carry trye sealant just in case and a first aid kid allways in case not just for me but other bikers if they need help i dont look or ask for items to be replaced, i have dished out at least four cans of sealant over the years and some first aid stuff ok i hope its you i dont see and maybe your opinion will change when i ride past you and dont see you or even wave !!! have a good ride but be carefull out there.

[idb]

I see it all now.
You are seriously overcompensating for the embarrassment of owning a Harley.

It's OK, we're all bikers here and generally accept that everyone makes a mistake.
It's when you buy another one and repeat the mistake that you really deserve shit! I'm sure you won't do that.

[kanny]

Hes a retarded dork

[avgas]

Mabey he thought you looked cute?

[Clivoris]

ok so if i wave im wrong and if i dont im wrong am i expected to wear blinkers and not see other bikers and does this include anyone that has broken down ir injured ??, i allways carry trye sealant just in case and a first aid kid allways in case not just for me but other bikers if they need help i dont look or ask for items to be replaced, i have dished out at least four cans of sealant over the years and some first aid stuff ok i hope its you i dont see and maybe your opinion will change when i ride past you and dont see you or even wave !!! have a good ride but be carefull out there.

Taihoa. Back the bus up mate. I don't give a shit what you ride, whether you wave or not, or perform roadside surgery out of the goodness of your heart. Do what you want to do, care less about what others think, and if you are helping others out more power to you. What I am suprised about is the comparison between one sub-group of riders taking the piss out of another sub-group of riders, with the Nazi propaganda machine that led to and supported a holocaust in which millions of people died. A bit of a long bow don't you think?

[Nagash]

77 posts to activate Godwin's Law. Must try harder.

And it's moved on to Quirk's Exception now.

[Tall Learner]

:wacko:Wow reading this thread has given me my days worth of entertainment. I think that a bit of light humour never hurt anyone. . . . Maybe dmouse is trying 2 suck u pepl in and having a laugh at this??? or i could be wrong but wateva. Its aaaalllll gooood :calm:







:whocares: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scumdog]

Hey, chill out dmouse - you'll be giving us Harley riders a Bad Name(tm) if you carry on, life is too short to be worried about people criticising your ride.

Just ride and enjoy, wave to other if you feel like it...

[NordieBoy]

A Honda CT90 Interstate?

Is that the little brother of the CT110?