Limbimtimwim is going down! (not on me)

[koba]

Limbimtimwim thinks he can ride his GHEY Unicorn powered NC35 VFR400 to victory as the fastest 400 at the sprints! :wacko:

DREAMER!:laugh:

My trusty ol' NC21 is gunna kick your arse!:2guns:

It may only put out 22 gigatrons of benchracerpower but converting that to compare to your 326 Unicornpower at the wheel puts me as the winner easy.:girlfight:
Bloody poof.

I will buy ya a doz if you beat my previous best or my best time on the day in the Flying.

7.04Seconds, 127.73Mph or 205.57kph.

Anyone else got a four hundie they can bring along to the sprints to get whooped too?

Cliff Hanger Website (http://www.cliffhanger.org.nz)

[Trudes]

Owwww.... fight, fight, fight!
The cheesey koba vs Unicorn power!!!:wacko:

[roadracingoldfart]

Hahahahahahahahaha bloody poffie V4 snotters :buggerd: .
Bring a REAL bike to challenge and ill see ya there.

I need competition dammit.

[chanceyy]

damn i only have a 350 :eek: :lol: bike is prob capable of it .. not the rider .... yet :bleh: :devil2::msn-wink:

[koba]

Hahahahahahahahaha bloody poffie V4 snotters :buggerd: .
Bring a REAL bike to challenge and ill see ya there.

I need competition dammit.

Does that mean you are coming?
Or you are not coz the V4 competition is too weak?

[rwh]

My trusty ol' NC21 is gunna kick your arse!:2guns:


You're not confident enough to actually vote for yourself though?

Richard

[koba]

umm, umm. get back to you on that one...

[merv]

I reckon the Limp one will need to lose about 30kgs in a hurry to match jockey-built koba on the 21 so I'm voting for the lightweight.

[bugjuice]

I will buy ya a doz if you beat my previous best or my best time on the day in the standing.

7.04Seconds, 127.73Mph or 205.57kph.
sorry, can I just ask; are you claiming to have a 7s qtr mile on a 400?

[merv]

sorry, can I just ask; are you claiming to have a 7s qtr mile on a 400?

You've heard of flying quarter!!

[bugjuice]

fuckin ay!!

[RantyDave]

I reckon the Limp one will need to lose about 30kgs in a hurry to match jockey-built koba on the 21 so I'm voting for the lightweight.
Hmmmm. Influence of weight on a motorcycle at it's maximum speed? I guess the tyres would squash more. I might be rude enough to suggest some slight additional air resistance. The bike may still be accelerating when it hits the start of the quarter. We might even find someone putting dodgy shit in their petrol tank again ;)

It's going to be close, but I've voted for the one with the most vowels and that's how I'll stay.

Dave

PS: Maybe Str8 can be persuaded to ride as a hired gun?

[bugjuice]

kg's = seconds on the track.. doesn't matter what form of racing

[koba]

The VFR series gained weight thru its life too...
Mine SHOULD be a fair bit lighter than the '35, It even has the flexish vauge frame and forks to prove it!

Dumbarse mixup in my original post too, I did mean to say FLYING quarter.

Standing best is a lowly 13.4. ya need a bit more skill to do well in that!
For the flying you just be small and open the throttle.

[Wasp]

7.04Seconds, 127.73Mph or 205.57kph.
Thats only 29 km/h faster than my Bandit! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Str8 Jacket]

Thats only 29 km/h faster than my Bandit! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

ONLY???? 29kmh?! ;)

My old FZR only managed 199.5 and a 1990something NC30 pushed 198...

[Wasp]

meh, im going to try getting the 636 over 250 :) (heres hoping i have the balls)

[merv]

Hmmmm. Influence of weight on a motorcycle at it's maximum speed? I guess the tyres would squash more. I might be rude enough to suggest some slight additional air resistance. The bike may still be accelerating when it hits the start of the quarter. We might even find someone putting dodgy shit in their petrol tank again ;)


Limpy could wear nothing but a tight lycra suit, that might improve his chances a bit, or is that sort of safety gear against the rules?

At high end speeds the only thing that really matters is wind resistance as it increases exponentially with speed as we know.

[merv]

ONLY???? 29kmh?! ;)

My old FZR only managed 199.5 and a 1990something NC30 pushed 198...

You staying out of the voting or something here too - are you being neutral on this?

[Str8 Jacket]

You staying out of the voting or something here too - are you being neutral on this?

Look again matey! I have to back me man on this one..... :love:

[skelstar]

I'm going to vote for the Lima-bean. Hope you're going to polish the snot out of those fairings Simon :niceone:


Thinking of creating some kind of trophy for the V4 400cc 4-stroke class .... hmmm

[Lissa]

You just can't win against Unicorn Power... I'm sorry Malcolm.... its a kinda magic.

[NordieBoy]

Hope you're going to polish the snot out of those fairings Simon :niceone:

"out of" or "off of"?

[bugjuice]

meh, im going to try getting the 636 over 250 :) (heres hoping i have the balls)
I've had mine bouncing off the rev limiter in 6th doing 287kph (indicated) and the bike was bone stock everything except tyres and brake pads

[koba]

Thats only 29 km/h faster than my Bandit! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

and only 95km/h slower than an R1... :niceone:

[koba]

I've had mine bouncing off the rev limiter in 6th doing 287kph (indicated) and the bike was bone stock everything except tyres and brake pads

Crazylittleshit saw 290 on his speedo.
Was more like areal life 260 tho.
Thats is still farken quick tho! :banana:


I'm going to vote for the Lima-bean. Hope you're going to polish the snot out of those fairings Simon :niceone:


Thinking of creating some kind of trophy for the V4 400cc 4-stroke class .... hmmm


Maybe we need some bum pants for it like at the buckets?

[skelstar]

Maybe we need some bum pants for it like at the buckets?
Hmmm... doesn't really work in this case, it has to be something that the fastest earns and holds onto until the next meeting. I was thinking more like a glue/macaroni/silver spray paint arrangement :yes:

[koba]

Hmmm... doesn't really work in this case, it has to be something that the fastest earns and holds onto until the next meeting. I was thinking more like a glue/macaroni/silver spray paint arrangement :yes:



:woohoo:


tenchars

[Coyote]

I'll have my full fairing on, got a new windscreen, I'll take the mirrors off, plus I've got my custom made straight through muffler which is 1/4 of the weight of a standard muffler, and I'll go on hunger strike until the day and the shock is currently being rebuilt. I must win this time!

Oh, and I'm running the minimoto on better fuel. Hoping to crack 50k next time.

When is the event?

[Coyote]

and a 1990something NC30 pushed 198...
Ssshhhhh!!!!

My bike still needs the carbs to be balanced plus there's a hole in the right front header somewhere. But hopefully it'll fair better next time, if I can afford to get there.

[Coyote]

meh, im going to try getting the 636 over 250 :) (heres hoping i have the balls)
I'll do it for you!

[skelstar]

This Sunday (look at the cliffhanger.org.nz website!)

Would we call it the NC Cup? (open to all) ... or is it more 400cc 4-stroke cup.

Anyone got any ideas for the form that the cup would take? Maybe something from the Warehouse/$2 shop.

[koba]

When is the event?

Better Hurry up.

3rd of Feb.

[Coyote]

This Sunday (look at the cliffhanger.org.nz website!)

Well that's trampled my hopes. Got no money

[koba]

This Sunday (look at the cliffhanger.org.nz website!)

Would we call it the NC Cup? (open to all) ... or is it more 400cc 4-stroke cup.

Anyone got any ideas for the form that the cup would take? Maybe something from the Warehouse/$2 shop.

Yeah, my vote is to make it open to any 400 Four stroke.
More competition is good.

[koba]

Well that's trampled my hopes. Got no money

Same as everyone else under 30 with a motorcycle!

[skelstar]

Yeah, my vote is to make it open to any 400 Four stroke.
More competition is good.

Maybe I need to find/make a cup that displaces 400cc :)

[Coyote]

Same as everyone else under 30 with a motorcycle!
Haha, very true. Though my Dad is 48 and has no money for bikes either :p

I should be able to come watch at least. Gauge the competition so I can better myself for the next round. It's up to my parents if I can borrow more money off them to enter.

Another thing slowing me down last round, rear brakes were on the whole time. You should see the pads, I was grinding through the metal :pinch:

[Coyote]

Maybe I need to find/make a cup that displaces 400cc :)
Just get a 440 Woodstock can for the winner. Close enough :D

[Lissa]

Maybe I need to find/make a cup that displaces 400cc :)
Just buy something cheap from the $2 shop or warehouse and I can paint something on it?

[Lissa]

So we got the trophy sorted then? :whistle:

[skelstar]

Getting it sorted. Might see what Mr Cliffhanger says about putting it on the site too.

[Str8 Jacket]

.......the shock is currently being rebuilt. I must win this time!

When is the event?

This Sunday dude...



My bike still needs the carbs to be balanced plus there's a hole in the right front header somewhere. But hopefully it'll fair better next time, if I can afford to get there.



Another thing slowing me down last round, rear brakes were on the whole time. You should see the pads, I was grinding through the metal :pinch:



All these probs, yet I stll see you riding around the city with ya girlfriend on the back?!!!!

Anyway.... good luck.

[Coyote]

All these probs, yet I stll see you riding around the city with ya girlfriend on the back?!!!!

Anyway.... good luck.
Very very gently of course. I save on a lot of fuel carting her around ironically.

Where did you see me anyway?

Thanks, I'll need it :banana:

[merv]

Look again matey! I have to back me man on this one..... :love:

Good on ya, nice to see a bit of loyalty :clap:

[koba]

Damn!
Faith in the mechanical ability of the famous honda V4 looks to be very shakey!
If Coyote manages to scratch up enuf cash to enter his might blow, :Pokey:
Think Limbims and mine are quite strong.
I have said that about the rg150 too tho...

[Morcs]

Limbimtimwim thinks he can ride his GHEY Unicorn powered NC35 VFR400 to victory as the fastest 400 at the sprints! :wacko:

DREAMER!:laugh:

My trusty ol' NC21 is gunna kick your arse!:2guns:

It may only put out 22 gigatrons of benchracerpower but converting that to compare to your 326 Unicornpower at the wheel puts me as the winner easy.:girlfight:
Bloody poof.

I will buy ya a doz if you beat my previous best or my best time on the day in the Flying.

7.04Seconds, 127.73Mph or 205.57kph.

Anyone else got a four hundie they can bring along to the sprints to get whooped too?

Cliff Hanger Website (http://www.cliffhanger.org.nz)

Mine woulda killed ya's.

13.09 quarter mile @ 165kph :D

[koba]

damn!

Stocker?
At night or on a hot day?

Thats fair fucken honking!

[Pex Adams]

I see the competition isn't saying a lot.. He's obviously to busy doing something. :doctor:

[Str8 Jacket]

I have said that about the rg150 too tho...

Yeah but that's not your fault. Apparently GN's are indestructable.....

[skelstar]

Apparently GN's are indestructable.....
Really? Have you ridden one that hasn't been destroyed? (taking a punt here)

[Str8 Jacket]

Really? Have you ridden one that hasn't been destroyed? (taking a punt here)

Better watch it buddy or you'll be taking a punch! :p

[Coyote]

Damn!
Faith in the mechanical ability of the famous honda V4 looks to be very shakey!
If Coyote manages to scratch up enuf cash to enter his might blow, :Pokey:
Think Limbims and mine are quite strong.
I have said that about the rg150 too tho...
Haha, if not then it's gonna happen eventually. At which point I'll save up for a TL1000-VTR1000SP motor :p

Oh dear, what's happened to the RG?

[merv]

Coyote you need your name on this poll then?

[Coyote]

Coyote you need your name on this poll then?
'Coyote will win on half an exploded bike'

'Coyote will win with his arse on fire'

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh dear, what's happened to the RG?

:Offtopic: Please keep this thread on topic..... We're talking about 400's here....

[Coyote]

:Offtopic: Please keep this thread on topic..... We're talking about 400's here....
Talking about being off topic is not on the topic of 400's :dodge:

[koba]

:Offtopic: Please keep this thread on topic..... We're talking about 400's here....


Talking about being off topic is not on the topic of 400's :dodge:

Will you two stop that!

rg blew the bigend.

No major really tho.

So is the NC30 going to make an appearance?

[Coyote]

Will you two stop that!

rg blew the bigend.

No major really tho.

So is the NC30 going to make an appearance?
I see you know how to control your missus :niceone: (hope Laura doesn't see this...)

Fuck. Though it's happened to my brother's MXer twice now so it's not as fatal as it would be for a 4 stroke, hopefully

'fraid not, shock won't be done in time. It's not a long job, just parts have to come in from Japan. It'll be nice and new afterward though. And I didn't fix up the VFR enough to give the sprints another shot really. Hole in exhaust, headstem bearings, still haven't got the parts sussed for the dry nitrous system, need new fibreglass for the muffler (needs more stuffed in there, still a bit hollow inside I think), etc.

[koba]

I see you know how to control your missus :niceone: (hope Laura doesn't see this...)



still haven't got the parts sussed for the dry nitrous system

Well only to a point, won't be able to stop her from ripping your arms off after saying that!:shit:

You are joking right?

[Clivoris]

Mmm. Now that there is a trophy at stake, the slippery yellow CBR400rr might be up for it if the planets align and other signs and portents are favourable. Wont know till the weekend though. Is entry on the day a possibility? Will there be titties?

[Str8 Jacket]

I see you know how to control your missus :niceone: (hope Laura doesn't see this...)


Watch yourself kiddo. Especially if you value your life.


Well only to a point, won't be able to stop her from ripping your arms off after saying that!:shit:


Or blowing up your bike....

[Str8 Jacket]

Mmm. Now that there is a trophy at stake, the slippery yellow CBR400rr might be up for it if the planets align and other signs and portents are favourable. Wont know till the weekend though. Is entry on the day a possibility? Will there be titties?

There'll be plenty of titties. You definately should come.

[skelstar]

Will there be titties?

There might be titles ;)

Entry on the day is fine.

[Coyote]

Well only to a point, won't be able to stop her from ripping your arms off after saying that!:shit:

You are joking right?
Of course, I know you're her bitch :bleh:

Takes one to know one...

[koba]

Oh, now Str8 and I can rip of an arm each! :girlfight:

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh, now Str8 and I can rip of an arm each! :girlfight:

No! You need both your arms to beat limbimmy! Though losing an arm may help lose some weight..... How about a leg instead? You dont really need your right leg do ya?

[Coyote]

Oh, now Str8 and I can rip of an arm each! :girlfight:
So the grave I'm digging isn't going to get used yet?

[koba]

No I mean Coyote arms (or front legs?)
Anyway this thread is supposed to be about my intentions, however hopless, of kicking Limbimbutt.

[skelstar]

No! You need both your arms to beat limbimmy! Though losing an arm may help lose some weight..... How about a leg instead? You dont really need your right leg do ya?

Hard to find neutral when you're parked up without your right leg.

[Str8 Jacket]

Anyway this thread is supposed to be about my intentions, however hopless, of kicking Limbimbutt.

Jeepers Mr, at least try to be optomistic will ya!!! :D

How do I change my vote?..... :whistle:

[Str8 Jacket]

Hard to find neutral when you're parked up without your right leg.

That's why you find it before you stop.... Then ya use your left leg to hold you up. Gee whizz, dont you know *anything*!

[Coyote]

I'm rooting for you koba, if you loose it'll just make it more painful for myself :p

[skelstar]

Gee whizz, dont you know *anything*!
Well, I don't fall off my bike often enough to know how to work around these types of 'situations' ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm rooting for you koba

Good onya. At least *I* get to....... :whistle:


Well, I don't fall off my bike often enough to know how to work around these types of 'situations' ;)

Preventative action mate. Works a treat. Sometimes.

[koba]

Hard to find neutral when you're parked up without your right leg.

Right = Brake. No rear barkes is fine for sprints!
Unless it was an old pommie bike, but then both legs would probably vibrate off anyway.


Jeepers Mr, at least try to be optomistic will ya!!! :D

How do I change my vote?..... :whistle:

:oi-grr: Oh yee of little faith, 'twas a mear mock to lure my valiant foe into false security.

[Coyote]

Good onya. At least *I* get to....... :whistle:
Eeewww!! Too much information :bleh:

[Weaver]

Sadly I'll be working on sunday. But I want the results of the 400 championship to be posted in here

[Clivoris]

I have sacrificed a chicken to the Gods of 400 performance, studied the entrails and believe that the signs are favourable. Bring on the V4s:ride:

[skelstar]

Well my offering is going to be an empty can of alcohol and a toy 1972 750 Imola Ducati mounted atop.

[James Deuce]

Bent engines are ghey and so are their riders, giant unicorn powered ones or mulish ass-jockey shaped ones inclusive.

Don't forget that K'erst has downforce lines and under-nose strakes.

I'm thinking of doing a Roly Free too. Except I'll be wearing a back protector and leather underpants, and a helmet a bit more sophisticated than a pair of sun glasses.

[Clivoris]

Bent engines are ghey and so are their riders, giant unicorn powered ones or mulish ass-jockey shaped ones inclusive.

Don't forget that K'erst has downforce lines and under-nose strakes.

I'm thinking of doing a Roly Free too. Except I'll be wearing a back protector and leather underpants, and a helmet a bit more sophisticated than a pair of sun glasses.

I would dearly love to see the Kat getting a thrashing. Shame it isn't yellow.

[Pex Adams]

Don't forget that K'erst has downforce lines and under-nose strakes.


Didn't the Kurst sink?

Anyways thanks for the mental picture of you in leather underwear Jimmy - Now I'm serious need of therapy:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

[James Deuce]

Kursk.

Stop yo jibber jabber, foo!

[riffer]

Kursk.

Stop yo jibber jabber, foo!


While we're at it, you spelled Rollie a bit different there Jim.

Looking forward to seeing you try it on Sunday. At least the weather won't be too hot by the look of it so you wont fry too much.

<img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Rollie_Free%2C_record_run.jpg>

[koba]

I have sacrificed a chicken to the Gods of 400 performance, studied the entrails and believe that the signs are favourable. Bring on the V4s:ride:

Awesome! :2guns:

I never quite got as far as Rollie Free but i did get a stern waring once for doing a flying with one hand.
But I guess if one was to lie on the bike like that It would be two handed...

[merv]

Awesome! :2guns:

I never quite got as far as Rollie Free but i did get a stern waring once for doing a flying with one hand.
But I guess if one was to lie on the bike like that It would be two handed...

Jim2 just use a bit of sunblocker for your safety gear, and as for one hand Koba that's a bit off they don't like it, its the only way we ever extracted the max out of our dirt bikes on the road especially in strong winds. Much of my youth at Uni in Christchurch was spent lying on the tank hanging on one handed when riding between Little River and Taitapu - geez its as windy as Welly down there, and we did the same racing our dirt bikes down the front straight at Ruapuna during Uni Motorclub events and they never complained one bit back then.

[Deano]

and we did the same racing our dirt bikes down the front straight at Ruapuna during Uni Motorclub events and they never complained one bit back then.


Ah tell it to the steward !! :msn-wink:

Was your left arm behind your back or on the fork ?

[merv]

Ah tell it to the steward !! :msn-wink:

Was your left arm behind your back or on the fork ?

Back then generally on the fork or side of tank - ah but we don't run to 1970's rules anymore in all walks of our lives these days eh!

[limbimtimwim]

Because I said so

[Deano]

Because I said so

Do you want a ring in rider (only 78kgs too ) ?

I got to grips with the wee beastie pretty quick on Tue night eh :woohoo:

[Str8 Jacket]

Do you want a ring in rider (only 78kgs too ) ?



PICK ME! PICK ME! Im even lighter..... :yes:

[riffer]

I'm going to enjoy watching you guys duke it out Sunday.

Kids are coming too. You've been warned. :shifty:

[Str8 Jacket]

Kids are coming too. You've been warned. :shifty:

Just as long as they buy a DVD of me then they'll be fine......

[Deano]

PICK ME! PICK ME! Im even lighter..... :yes:

He'll want it back in one piece, and still running sweetie.:dodge:

[Deano]

Just as long as they buy a DVD of me then they'll be fine......

So they really do contain porn then ?

[merv]

PICK ME! PICK ME! Im even lighter..... :yes:

... and with a proven record already on that road eh :devil2:

[Str8 Jacket]

He'll want it back in one piece, and still running sweetie.:dodge:

Dont call me sweetie! :girlfight:

Though you *do* have a point! :(


So they really do contain porn then ?

That's what everyone is buying them for! :whistle:


... and with a proven record already on that road eh :devil2:

I think its my "proven record" that they are worried about! :crazy:

[Lissa]

Just as long as they buy a DVD of me then they'll be fine......
... Hels bike porn is a bit of a let down, people have told me so. Buy mine riffer!!


So they really do contain porn then ?You should know, you made them. :confused:

[Deano]

Dont call me sweetie! :girlfight:

Sorry sweetie.....(anything for a wind up mate !)



You should know, you made them. :confused:

Just call me Reverand Deano, porn king extraordinaire !!

BTW - I am privvy to Jim2's bag of devious tricks, and he's gonna kick some V4 arse !!

[Str8 Jacket]

Sorry sweetie.....(anything for a wind up mate !)



Just call me Reverand Deano, porn king extraordinaire !!

BTW - I am privvy to Jim2's bag of devious tricks, and he's gonna kick some V4 arse !!

Yeah, yeah... :)

Reverand Deano, porn king extraordinaire is privvy to Jim2's bag of devious tricks?!?! :shit:

hmmmm :mellow:

[Mooch]

Sorry sweetie.....(anything for a wind up mate !)



Just call me Reverand Deano, porn king extraordinaire !!

BTW - I am privvy to Jim2's bag of devious tricks, and he's gonna kick some V4 arse !!

Rumour is that Jim2's been on a strict diet of last week's chicken vindaloo takeaway to get the total unsprung weight down as well.

[riffer]

Just as long as they buy a DVD of me then they'll be fine......


... Hels bike porn is a bit of a let down, people have told me so. Buy mine riffer!!


Ahem. Guys - much as I'm sure you make great porn, I prefer to find mine on the torrents.

Perhaps you could demo some on Sunday? :bleh:

[merv]

Malcolm Nabbs - 86 NC21 - 212.00kph (Winner of the 400cc Cup)

Simon Story - 95 RVF400 - 177.81kph (what happened to the Unicorn power ?)

:rolleyes: Well at least I voted right - I said the outcome was obvious unless Limpy lost 30kgs and cut his wind resistance - but that big of a gap it would seem the bike needs some serious work too :crybaby:.

Ah ... it doesn't still have its 180km/hr limiter connected does it?

:niceone: Congratulations Koba you are the man and you didn't let us down :jerry:. 212 is awesome.

[Trudes]

Well done Malcolm!

You're both fantastic in my eyes though.

[Clivoris]

:niceone: Congratulations Koba you are the man and you didn't let us down :jerry:. 212 is awesome.

Awesome skills out there Koba. I'm still trying to track down the bastard Shaman what sold me the dodgey chicken. Coulda sworn those entrails said I was gonna be the man. But I now have a plan.

[merv]

Awesome skills out there Koba. I'm still trying to track down the bastard Shaman what sold me the dodgey chicken. Coulda sworn those entrails said I was gonna be the man. But I now have a plan.

You didn't do too bad all the same - 20k's quicker than the unicorn :clap:

[limbimtimwim]

Ah ... it doesn't still have its 180km/hr limiter connected does it?No, it has an HRC CDI :) . It still accelerates pretty well. No matter, I'll get around to sorting it one day.

You can see I voted for the old bike...

[skelstar]

It was fun watching the 'battle', and gave me something to talk about over the mic.

[skelstar]

Oh, and Malc is a friggin winner ain't he!!!


cor he looks cute doesn't he Hels?

<img src="http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=84090&d=1202027223">

[Deano]

Oh, and Malc is a friggin winner ain't he!!!


cor he looks cute doesn't he Hels?



AND - it's the wrong bike in the back ground. Effing amateur !!

[Trudes]

Oh, and Malc is a friggin winner ain't he!!!


cor he looks cute doesn't he Hels?



Arr hell Skels, don't get her started, we had to listen to her all day going on about what a good boy he is, how cute his bum is, how good he is in bed, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah....

[skelstar]

Arr hell Skels, don't get her started, we had to listen to her all day going on about what a good boy he is, how cute his bum is, how good he is in bed, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah....
Hmm... yeah I expect my girl was saying the same thing about me eh?

[Trudes]

Hmm... yeah I expect my girl was saying the same thing about me eh?

ummmmm,... yeah?? (is that the right answer Mel?, What was it you wanted for Valentines day?)

[James Deuce]

Ohhh shit Skel, don't be going there!

[Deano]

Hmm... yeah I expect my girl was saying the same thing about me eh?

I'm hearing Owls pierce the silence......hoo hooo Crickets even....

:Pokey: :lol:

[skelstar]

Ohhh shit Skel, don't be going there!
I'm resisting the temptation to resurrect my Gen Ackbar picture.

[Deano]

I'm resisting the temptation to resurrect my Gen Ackbar picture.

Who's Gen Ackbar ? Does he ride a Duke too ?

[James Deuce]

I'm resisting the temptation to resurrect my Gen Ackbar picture.

No, go on!

ROFL

[skelstar]

Carefull skelstar!!!

<img src="http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg">

I feel so uuuussseeeeddd....

[Trudes]

hehehehe:killingme

[quallman1234]

Bloody awesome man, you did what you said you would!

[Deano]

I feel so uuuussseeeeddd....

You WHORE !!

[merv]

Arr hell Skels, don't get her started, we had to listen to her all day going on about what a good boy he is, how cute his bum is, how good he is in bed, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah....

Don't knock it if it works - got him to 212.

[Clivoris]

Don't knock it if it works - got him to 212.

Apparently "core strength" is very important when one is undertaking athletic endeavours such as motorcycle speed trials. STR8 must have that young man doing an awful lot of sit-ups.;)

[Kendog]

Here are the two mighty warriors as the rode to battle, saluting their adoring fans.
Honda shields glinting in the sunlight, leather armour pulled tight over bulging (insert suitable body part here), helmets fixed firmly in place.

[Deano]

Here are the two mighty porn warriors as they rode to battle, soddomising their adoring fans.
Honda foreskin shields glistening in the sunlight, leather gimp suits pulled tight over bulging genitals, strap ons fixed firmly in place.

:Pokey::jerry::spanking:

[skelstar]

Deano! ... stay away from the Red!

I think you've had a little too much sun today young *cough* man

[Kendog]

:Pokey::jerry::spanking:

You have taken the (insert suitable body part here) to new levels. A damn fine effort :first:

[Deano]

Time for bed - G'night Jonboy !

[skelstar]

Time for bed - G'night Jonboy !
God bless, Deano!

Hey, found a picture of the Waltons. Is the one on the left Deano? ... and who could the one on the right be?

<img src="http://blogs.timesunion.com/tablehopping/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/waltons-arguing.jpg">

[Kendog]

.... and who could the one on the right be?

There are a few candidates round here :whistle:

[Str8 Jacket]

cor he looks cute doesn't he Hels?


:love:


Arr hell Skels, don't get her started, we had to listen to her all day going on about what a good boy he is, how cute his bum is, how good he is in bed, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah....

Jealousy will get you nowehere Mrs K! :p

[Str8 Jacket]

Well well well..... To be honest I think he only won cause he was wearing MY bloody gloves!!! He's bloody lucky I didnt see him sneaking outta the house with them! But yeah, I knew he would go faster than last time, just didnt know he'd go *that* fast! I am stoked for him! :first:

I also noticed that no one got near my 199.5 on the old FZR 400. Shame really! :msn-wink:

[Deano]

God bless, Deano!

Hey, found a picture of the Waltons. Is the one on the left Deano? ... and who could the one on the right be?



Looks like the last committee meeting.:confused:

[Clivoris]

I also noticed that no one got near my 199.5 on the old FZR 400. Shame really! :msn-wink:
:lol:Enjoy the brief time you have left basking in the fading glow of your 2 kmh superiority STR8. I'm thinking about putting gofaster stripes on the CBR.

[koba]

Well, I didn't expect it to end up quite like that!
Interesting and altho I did win I'm kinda gutted for Limbimtimwim as I was more like him not winning than me losing, if that makes sense?
177 makes it very clear that somthing was not right with the little RVF.
Bummer.
Clivoris on his luvley prettypainted CBR400 was the real challenge.
Again the results don't tell all.
His bike seemed to have more potential but was let down on the top speed by running out of gears.
He beat me by a half second or so in the standing (quite alot!)
I't wont be that easy for me next time when the RVF has been sorted and the CBR has taller gearing.

Hopefully Jim2 and some other 400's come along next time, If anyone reading this knows someone with a 400...

It would be nice to have some competition from some non-ghey 400s! ;)

[Str8 Jacket]

:lol:Enjoy the brief time you have left basking in the fading glow of your 2 kmh superiority STR8. I'm thinking about putting gofaster stripes on the CBR.

Hey! Its all I have left in the world.... :weep:

[Clivoris]

Hey! Its all I have left in the world.... :weep:

:laugh:Must spread...blah blah.

[Clivoris]

Well, I didn't expect it to end up quite like that!
Interesting and altho I did win I'm kinda gutted for Limbimtimwim as I was more like him not winning than me losing, if that makes sense?
177 makes it very clear that somthing was not right with the little RVF.
Bummer.


You might not have expected it but it was well earned Malc. I think the run when Limbimtimwim was tapped out, he was only in 5th. So he could definitely go quicker.

[koba]

You might not have expected it but it was well earned Malc. I think the run when Limbimtimwim was tapped out, he was only in 5th. So he could definitely go quicker.

I Definatley wont be sitting Idle between now and september tho, I have a few Ideas to hopefully notch up a few more kays...
I really think I will need to.

[limbimtimwim]

Well, I didn't expect it to end up quite like that!
Interesting and altho I did win I'm kinda gutted for Limbimtimwim as I was more like him not winning than me losing, if that makes sense?
177 makes it very clear that somthing was not right with the little RVF.
Bummer.I'm going to train a ballerina to ride it. 40 kilos of springy little girl should help.

[Sully60]

I'm going to train a ballerina to ride it. 40 kilos of springy little girl should help.

If you put her at the other end of the quarter she might entice you to get to the end a bit faster!
Mmmmmmm, springy ballerina's :drool:

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm going to train a ballerina to ride it. 40 kilos of springy little girl should help.

I could be a ballerina..... 40 kilo's might be a push for me though! Or was that the other way around?....

[quallman1234]

Im 54 kilos :clap:

[Str8 Jacket]

Im 54 kilos :clap:

And a princess.....

[twotyred]

Im 54 kilos :clap:

well,you're half way to being a man then! :p

[Chrislost]

I've had mine bouncing off the rev limiter in 6th doing 287kph (indicated) and the bike was bone stock everything except tyres and brake pads

not sure why but my GSXR750 has a speed cut at 299:doh:

[limbimtimwim]

Im 54 kilos :clap:And I don't have to train you!

Wait till the next one.

[twotyred]

well,you're half way to being a man then! :p

sorry... that was a cheap shot at someone I don't even know... 5 beers in the afternoon is my lame excuse

[bugjuice]

not sure why but my GSXR750 has a speed cut at 299:doh:
called a speed limiter..
and the extra umph gives you the extra few kph I don't have (with stock gearing and room). So no point having a drag race

[koba]

not sure why but my GSXR750 has a speed cut at 299:doh:

May only be how far the speedo goes up too, most stop at an indictated 299 but still pull harder, however its more likley to be a REAL 260ish.
Still farken Honking tho!

Only one way to find out for sure...

[Chrislost]

could definatly feel it cutting out and coming back...

yeah, the extra 150cc give it a mean kick from 2k - 10k revs that im sure the 600s are lacking.

[merv]

Hey! Its all I have left in the world.... :weep:

Don't you also have the joy of living with a champion?

[merv]

I'm going to train a ballerina to ride it. 40 kilos of springy little girl should help.


Mate are you finally starting to hear what I was saying about weight?

Have you found what was wrong yet with the motor coz it still seems so suspiciously like a 180 limiter? The RVF should haul arse - even yours.

What I do like too is how many people have now voted in hindsight when there were only about 5 of us faithfull voting for Koba before the event.

[Trudes]

Hey Simon, how about you and I take up jogging together, you want to cut your sprint times and I want to do bucket racing without blowing poor Pamela up!

[Lissa]

Congrats Koba... Simon didnt wear his Unicorn Power T-Shirt... that was his whole problem.


Hmm... yeah I expect my girl was saying the same thing about me eh?
Well I did mention your great taste in women! :niceone:

[koba]

[QUOTE=Lissa;1412119]Congrats Koba... Simon didnt wear his Unicorn Power T-Shirt... that was his whole problem.
QUOTE]

Of course! Damn lucky he didn't crack that one out!

My bad on the end date of the poll, I got confuzzled :confused:

[quallman1234]

And I don't have to train you!

Wait till the next one.

Its on! :spanking::2thumbsup

[quallman1234]

sorry... that was a cheap shot at someone I don't even know... 5 beers in the afternoon is my lame excuse

Its all good man.

Maybe we should have a 'offical' weigh in before hand.
I know koba's not much heavier than me.

[James Deuce]

You and koba weigh about as much as one of my butt cheeks.

[merv]

You and koba weigh about as much as one of my butt cheeks.

Damn middle aged spread - should we all go jogging with Trudes?

[Trudes]

I think you all should. We could have a KB Biggest Loser competition.

[James Deuce]

<img src=http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg>

[skelstar]

... which fits in nicely with what Obiwan says just before the above quote:

"Thats no moon. Its a space station!"

<img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/328489124_7d39017933_m.jpg">

[Coyote]

Hopefully Jim2 and some other 400's come along next time, If anyone reading this knows someone with a 400..
I'll do my best to make it next time. Hopefully sporting some new colours if I do get into Weltec this year.


So, what was your top speed?

[koba]

I'll do my best to make it next time. Hopefully sporting some new colours if I do get into Weltec this year.


So, what was your top speed?

212!!!
Could hardly believe it myself!
I think its a pretty hard time to beat.

Doug got 225 on an FZR400 time before last but I either had a 600 head or whole 600 engine in it so may or may not be a real 600 cee cees.

Also managed to just crack into the twelves with a 12.99 standing!

Come on you know you wan't to try show that newer is better!

[James Deuce]

... which fits in nicely with what Obiwan says just before the above quote:

"Thats no moon. Its a space station!"

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/328489124_7d39017933_m.jpg

Yes, but at least they initially thought it was a small moon.

[Trudes]

You two better not be talking in code about LBTW's and my arses!!!

[Coyote]

212!!!
Could hardly believe it myself!
I think its a pretty hard time to beat.

Doug got 225 on an FZR400 time before last but I either had a 600 head or whole 600 engine in it so may or may not be a real 600 cee cees.

Also managed to just crack into the twelves with a 12.99 standing!

Come on you know you wan't to try show that newer is better!
Shit, I knew VFR's could do that. Why did you get such a different speed from last time though? Running it on standard fuel? :p

It's hard to say which bike is newer. Mine is a later model but yours has half the k's, what makes the bigger difference?

[koba]

Shit, I knew VFR's could do that. Why did you get such a different speed from last time though? Running it on standard fuel? :p

It's hard to say which bike is newer. Mine is a later model but yours has half the k's, what makes the bigger difference?

Ran on lower octane than last time, had new plugs and ripped the regulator out of my fuel tap. also took my mirrors off rather than just folding them back and perfected my crouch. ran right down the white line in the centre on my fastest run.
Think all that put together netted the extra 7kays.
Oh, and of course differnt day, different power and all that.
It was cooler than last time but still damn farken scorching!


Aerodynamics Count for a heluva lot at that end of a bike performance. Putting all your fairings on would make a huge difference.
As would doing the valve clearances on BOTH heads. Doing just one would have probably made it worse as having things even in a multi cylinder is very important.

Aslong as a higher kays bike is working right it should probably go just as good, or even better than one barley or not broken in (neither of ours!)

[Coyote]

Ran on lower octane than last time, had new plugs and ripped the regulator out of my fuel tap. also took my mirrors off rather than just folding them back and perfected my crouch. ran right down the white line in the centre on my fastest run.
Think all that put together netted the extra 7kays.
Oh, and of course differnt day, different power and all that.
It was cooler than last time but still damn farken scorching!


Aerodynamics Count for a heluva lot at that end of a bike performance. Putting all your fairings on would make a huge difference.
As would doing the valve clearances on BOTH heads. Doing just one would have probably made it worse as having things even in a multi cylinder is very important.

Aslong as a higher kays bike is working right it should probably go just as good, or even better than one barley or not broken in (neither of ours!)
I had the lower fairings on for the last few weeks. Haven't put them back on since doing the filter.

Valve clearances were only checked on the rear cylinders and were within tolerances and I'll hopefully check the front ones myself. They haven't been tampered with so shouldn't be hurting performance unless the front ones have deteriorated more than the rear.

The rear brake pads were so badly fucked that I was ashamed for ever letting them get so bad but didn't have the money to do anything about it. They had burnt through to the metal and that was slowing the bike down a fair bit. Also got a new 160/60 tyre which should bump up the gear ratios a bit over the last 140/60.


Don't know why I'm putting more and more money into it cause whenever I look at it I want to smash it to pieces. I'm looking at getting a scooter as an upgrade