Caption contest (30 January)

[onearmedbandit]

I just really don't know what to say....

(Other than I'd rather see a Hayabusa put down then have that happen to it. All the other motorbikes must laugh at it...

[Cajun]

can't think of a caption can only think

why? why? why? on so many different things

[ManDownUnder]

... so Wendy tells Pete about this awesome new 'busa she'd seen...

[ManDownUnder]

Turbo, Nitro, better traction... and I can't crack 140... there must be something weighing this fucken thing down...

[MadDuck]

... so Wendy tells Pete about this awesome new 'busa she'd seen...

HAHAHAHA...you so going to be in trouble for that one MR!!!!

[FilthyLuka]

"This tumor is getting out of hand"

[ManDownUnder]

... babe I have news for you - it ain't the bike making your arse look big...

[ManDownUnder]

... the incredible strength of the new titanium 'busa frame has to be seen to be believed.

[Pwalo]

Oh the humanity. Where's my barf bag.

[Donor]

There are some loads not even over inflating the tires can help with...

[The Pastor]

it looks kinda cool. bet it was tricky to make.

[ManDownUnder]

It took Dave years to get back the title "tripod" ever since the day he got his dick caught in the combine back in '67

[nudemetalz]

The Hayabusa had lots of issues with wheelspinning until some extra traction and extra weight was employed.......

[Tank]

Dave was positive that this bike wouldn't disappear up her arse crack like the old Scorpio did.

[sugilite]

With electronic traction control being banned, MotoGP technicians resorted to other biological systems, unfortunately they now have a fueling problem to contend with. "It's a lard problem to deal with, but we feel we will get there in the end" concluded the chief technician. :yes:

[skelstar]

Somebody ate all the chicken-strips :mellow:

[Nagash]

Passer-by 1: Oh my! Is he riding that women in public?

Passer-by 2: Err hunny, I think there's a trike under that women.

[EnzoYug]

If you use a cellphone on the forecourt - you're a fucking idiot.

[Monsterbishi]

Rider says to pillion:

"I'm only getting 20 miles to a tank of gas, I'll book it in for a service when we get home"

[Krayy]

Gary's efforts to build a radical custom to pull a chick had backfired badly, but at least she came with make-do earmuffs for him if it got cold.

[Macktheknife]

Now that is a FAT arse end!






on the bike too

[shafty]

"No Ma the tires WON'T pop, they're REALLY big"

[PrincessBandit]

Just hope that with that size at the back, she's not the exhaust!

[Hitcher]

Yes, your arse does look big on that.

[Squiggles]

An arse that'd make a srad proud.

[MSTRS]

Finally accepting his knee problems, Jed cleverly solved the problem of how to hold the bike up.

[Chrislost]

I just really don't know what to say....

(Other than I'd rather see a Hayabusa put down then have that happen to it. All the other motorbikes must laugh at it...

With a missus like this you need the extra contat patch else your tyres wear themselves out.

[Oakie]

See Winona, I told you if we put on those huge shiny wheels and got you to wear you tightest shorts, people would be so busy looking at the back of the bike that they wouldn't notice it doesn't have upside down forks.

[Japtwin]

So many many things wrong with this photo.... oh and the busa looks wrong

[Conquiztador]

Love is:

Not to ask your g/f to loose weight, but to build a bike to accommodate her big ass!

[Movistar]

'In an effort to reduce wear and tear on road surfaces, motorcyclists carrying excessive weight have been asked to share the load by using dual wheels.'

[yod]

I just really don't know what to say....

(Other than I'd rather see a Hayabusa put down then have that happen to it. All the other motorbikes must laugh at it...

my thoughts exactly.....what a waste of a busa

AND...what they turned it into isnt just ugly its fuckin hideous:shit:

[EJK]

"WTF?"

+ 8 char

[Angusdog]

There's nothing better than riding something huge with two gigantic rubbery things out the back.



Can someone please email a copy to the japanese designer of the fastest production motorcycle in the world, and let him know how at least one of them ended up?

[Quasievil]

This new simple performance mod for the Hyabusa increased cornering ability from the original spec ten fold.

[Bikernereid]

Thanks for the warning I open that whilst eating my breakfast. Not a nice start to the day- now I have to go see my shrink!!

[Bikernereid]

Weight watcher!!

[McDuck]

Suzuki, a bike for everybody.

[bikemike]

Wag on wheels

[bikemike]

The new 2008 Weeble bike, available now.

No one know the weebles?

[Mikkel]

"Bob got the idea for his latest customisation project after having been rear-ended by one of the local gangsters' 4x4."

"Phat people - phat bike..."

"Despite the trademark placement this is NOT a cola commercial!"

[BarryG]

Only in Florida..................

Cheers
Barry

[Oakie]

The new 2008 Weeble bike, available now.

No one know the weebles?

"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!"

[nodrog]

"DMNTD's gone and done it again, part 25"

[more_fasterer]

^^^ :laugh:

"I should have saved up more and got bigger wheels"

[Swoop]

Rider: "There's a scary noise coming from the back end and it's handling like shit these days":scratch:



If you use a cellphone on the forecourt - you're a fucking idiot.
Not with modern phones, older ones "perhaps".

[EnzoYug]

nah - that's a urban myth started by nokia.

According to the urban myth started by BP the new cellphones are just as likely to cause an explosion as the old cellphones.

[Hitcher]

There are many "urban myths" about devices containing batteries. Usually along the lines that they are incredibly safe and completely incapable of producing a spark that may ignite surrounding combustible gases. The reality is that they can, and do. Not often, but enough for people with vested interests in preventing large explosions (e.g. fuel companies, coal mines) to place constraints on their presence or use.

For fuck's sake. You people are seriously saying you can't go 10 minutes on a service station forecourt without being overcome by some pathological urge to ring somebody up or send them a text? Get over yourselves.

It's a bit like the twats who remain seated on their bikes while refilling them moaning that petrol companies would prefer them not to and may have spoken to them in this regard, while pointing out the relevant warning signage.

If people want to kill or maim themselves by their own stupidity in a location where the wellbeing and property of others is not jeopardised, that should be their right. In all other circumstances they should live their lives with care and respect for others.

[Daza]

Bob eventually solved his wheel spin problem by thinking outside the box, in this case it was outside
McDonald's!

[Bikernereid]

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!! Boy can they fuck your suspension though.


The new 2008 Weeble bike, available now.

No one know the weebles?

[Conquiztador]

There are many "urban myths" about devices containing batteries. Usually along the lines that they are incredibly safe and completely incapable of producing a spark that may ignite surrounding combustible gases. The reality is that they can, and do. Not often, but enough for people with vested interests in preventing large explosions (e.g. fuel companies, coal mines) to place constraints on their presence or use.

For fuck's sake. You people are seriously saying you can't go 10 minutes on a service station forecourt without being overcome by some pathological urge to ring somebody up or send them a text? Get over yourselves.

It's a bit like the twats who remain seated on their bikes while refilling them moaning that petrol companies would prefer them not to and may have spoken to them in this regard, while pointing out the relevant warning signage.

If people want to kill or maim themselves by their own stupidity in a location where the wellbeing and property of others is not jeopardised, that should be their right. In all other circumstances they should live their lives with care and respect for others.

Had a bad day at the office???